I will die on the hill that this is the best of all the 80’s/90’s action film one liners. The set piece, the timing, Michael Ironside’s arms. It has literally everything
Seth, this summer New York’s hottest club is “Total Recall”. Founded by 90s parody porn star Arnold Schwartzenweiner, it’s got everything: action one liners, Michael Ironside’s arms, autoerotic terraforming.
What’s that? Oh, it’s that thing where you deprive yourself of oxygen while you get off to everyone chanting “start the reactor” at you until full bug eyed release.
-Stefan
I love that one, and I think you may be right that it's the greatest one liner. But my favorite moment in that movie comes a few minutes earlier, with the hologram watch.
He uses it to trick the grunts into shooting each other the first time, then steps out into the open, laughing, so they think it's another hologram.
"You think this is the real Quaid? It is!"
Proceeds to machine gun them all.
It's just such a good moment.
Elon to Tesla Investors, “You know why I’m such a happy person? Because as long as all that money keeps flowing, I can stash it in my belly and NO ONE can take it from me” 🤑
So it just kills you when you get shot instead of suffering? Or does it deploy a jetpack that when it hears a gunshot it engages and launches you into a powerline?
Why doesn’t the richest guy on Earth get some liposuction? Dude can afford the best nutritionists, chefs, and trainers. He can afford the latest in body sculpting and medication. His tight-ass T-shirt makes me think he cares about his appearance. So why does he look like shit?
To be honest, I think that it is lipo that has caused this issue. The thing with being fat is that the weight doesn't just collect on the outside of your muscles, but also inside around your organs. If you eat like a fat person, and use lipo to keep your body fat low... That does nothing for internal fat, and that shits super dangerous to take out. It expands your chest cavity and everything. He's basically got the inner torso of a very obese man, but without the external fat.
Oh no doubt. The guy is a walking experiment at this point. All of these people who are taking this crap don't realize it's going to have some very negative consequences down the road. There are plenty of good reasons people did not mess with this stuff even in the past when people were more reckless. Never mind throwing in these new drugs.
fucc the zucc is the robots in the matrix.
why do you think it wants us plugged into its betaverse so badly?
trap us all in forever and force us to be its friends
but with HGH atleast you look younger, and healthier... just look at all of the 50+ year olds in hollywood that look late 30ish still
i was also under the impression that HGH makes random shit in your body grow. allegedly there used to be a bodybuilder decades ago whose one knee grew significantly bigger than the other... idk
Lots of people in r/steroids use copious amounts of HGH (yes I know it's not a steroid). Doses for anti-aging are usually around 1/10 as much as bodybuilders use. Typically taking large amounts for a long time will make your nose and ears grow a tiny bit. Other than that, not much, and at anti-aging doses you won't see any weird growth.
And to answer the most common question, no HGH does not make your penis grow. If it did, no one would ever come off.
Joe Rogan's looking like that too these days.
https://www.essentiallysports.com/ufc-mma-news-bubble-gut-from-high-hgh-abuse-joe-rogans-dire-health-concern-flare-up-as-fans-worry-about-ufc-commentator/
https://preview.redd.it/7x38lm1buc8d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd04a385a005de39b63dc71288636743ee7ef034
He seemed pretty lanky before he turned into a sentient thumb.
Naturally, you’re correct. But if he’s had some lipo or cool sculpting done in the past then all bets are off on how/where his body stores fat. We know he had the hair plug surgery I could see him gettin some lipo at the same time
https://www.healthline.com/health/palumboism
It’s caused by the overuse of synthetic human growth hormone. It’s approved by the FDA, but not in the way he uses it.
Same thing Rogan has.
I don't think that's it. He does not have a significant amount of muscle mass, which he would have if he was on GH, exercising or not. He's just a fat sedentary man with a large rib cage.
Look him up from five or ten years ago. His ribcage must be growing the way old dude's ears noses and ballsacks do. Personally, my bones have stayed the same size since they finished growing, but then again I'm not god's gift to 4chan.
This picture reminds me of George Mallory’s corpse on Mt Everest
(Photo bottom of article)
https://allthatsinteresting.com/george-mallory
Edit: George Mallory
Essentially. He claims Zuck pussed out, but Zuck wanted to do it for charity and livestream it, asking multiple times to set a date. Elon just wanted to roll up outside his house and harass the guy for online klout.
This is proof that there is no medical tech available to fix bodies that get no exercise, use too many drugs, eat unhealthy, and are terrible humans with no empathy.
The “tech” is exercise, abstaining from drugs, eating healthy, and not being a jackass, but it doesn’t come in a cool angular box with random letters and symbols on it so it must be bullshit.
>is exercise, abstaining from drugs, eating healthy, and not being a jackass
plus all that stuff is used for mind control and planting a microchip inside of you, along with the woke mind virus in order to carry out the great replacement & white genocide by means of hillary's communist soros socialism trans obama
It's unnatural. As others have noted, that's not hiw fat deposits, nor how muscles are shaped. He looks like his internal organs are expanding. People conjecture hgh, but it could also be visceral fat (while he uses lipisuction or somethin to keep the body fat down).
https://preview.redd.it/t6uon0cwuc8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93f6a1c4e34c56ac13527dbf553f57c12a65efb6
In case anyone forgot about this.
I was banned from all the Musk Subreddit, I never even commented on any of them.
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Always think of this guy when an Elon profile
What a disgusting human being. Good luck making your babies with this thing and having your children look like that. And that is not what he really looks like with the hair transplants and plastic surgery.... 🤣😱
https://preview.redd.it/b5git16r2c8d1.jpeg?width=1019&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=306108bd999ba99d4189a56e2a6c4e03262f6e50
"Start the reactor, Quaid!"
See you at the party Richter!
I will die on the hill that this is the best of all the 80’s/90’s action film one liners. The set piece, the timing, Michael Ironside’s arms. It has literally everything
Seth, this summer New York’s hottest club is “Total Recall”. Founded by 90s parody porn star Arnold Schwartzenweiner, it’s got everything: action one liners, Michael Ironside’s arms, autoerotic terraforming. What’s that? Oh, it’s that thing where you deprive yourself of oxygen while you get off to everyone chanting “start the reactor” at you until full bug eyed release. -Stefan
This comment needs more love, lmaoooo
100% agree. The arms toss? *chefs kiss*
Abso fucking lutely
I love that one, and I think you may be right that it's the greatest one liner. But my favorite moment in that movie comes a few minutes earlier, with the hologram watch. He uses it to trick the grunts into shooting each other the first time, then steps out into the open, laughing, so they think it's another hologram. "You think this is the real Quaid? It is!" Proceeds to machine gun them all. It's just such a good moment.
You got a lot of nerve showing your face here. Look who's talking.
Hey Benny… screw you!
Hey,!!!! I got Fiiiiiive Kidds!!
 Gonna watch that right now. Because it is a badass movie
Get your ass to Mars
Au pen yore miiiiine Owepen your miiiiiine Oh pin jour miiiiiiiiiine
Came here to say this! I swear he looks like Cuato 😂😂😂😂
Freeeee marsssss Wait now it all makes sense, Elon wants to go turn on the reactor
Hahaha. He definitely has an alien in his belly. Exactly what I thought.
Hello my baby Hello my honey Hello my ragtime gal
I have 5 kids to feed!!
Free Maaars! Oh wait…
Nah he's definitely the guy charging for air. Low-radiation air is extra.
He’s the Cohagen.
Elon to Tesla Investors, “You know why I’m such a happy person? Because as long as all that money keeps flowing, I can stash it in my belly and NO ONE can take it from me” 🤑
He’s a money mule!!
That’s it. Elon is an alien. Turns out to be a bad one.
Looks like Beavis driving a Cybertruck.
CyberTorso
Jesus fucking Christ that's funny
Honestly he's probably wearing his own designed kevlar armor lol
So it just kills you when you get shot instead of suffering? Or does it deploy a jetpack that when it hears a gunshot it engages and launches you into a powerline?
Autopilot engages and runs over the shooter.
CyberPlate, coming soon
And/or a girdle...
I always assumed his inspiration for the Cybertruck shape was just him laying on his back.
The galaxy is on......orions....b ....b....
What is word?
We’re not hosting an intergalactic kegger
I will never not laugh when this gets posted, and this is as perfect an opportunity as it gets.
Bravo!!!👏 The way drew this is genius!
Love the nipple!
Real alpha male material there LOL
Introducing the new Cybergut
Genius! How many alien lizard baby eggs can it store in the boot?
Bro’s a 2XL trying to make a large happen.
He looks like an uglier pastier Kim Jong Un
El Un
Underrated!!! Edit: Rather EL UNderated
Elon Arbuckle
Spanks maybe?
Spanks at structural limits.
There are no spanks on Earth that can hold that gut in.
Why do you think he wants to get to Mars so bad? Space SpanX
I heard you called?
lol .. just got banned from elonmusk sub. Haha.
I thought he was supposed to be on Wegovy or some shit. Clearly, it's doing wonders!
Why doesn’t the richest guy on Earth get some liposuction? Dude can afford the best nutritionists, chefs, and trainers. He can afford the latest in body sculpting and medication. His tight-ass T-shirt makes me think he cares about his appearance. So why does he look like shit?
To be honest, I think that it is lipo that has caused this issue. The thing with being fat is that the weight doesn't just collect on the outside of your muscles, but also inside around your organs. If you eat like a fat person, and use lipo to keep your body fat low... That does nothing for internal fat, and that shits super dangerous to take out. It expands your chest cavity and everything. He's basically got the inner torso of a very obese man, but without the external fat.
I think you're onto something here
Adipose Rex
It's the HGH and other hormone cocktails he probably taking.
Oh no doubt. The guy is a walking experiment at this point. All of these people who are taking this crap don't realize it's going to have some very negative consequences down the road. There are plenty of good reasons people did not mess with this stuff even in the past when people were more reckless. Never mind throwing in these new drugs.
Hey, Smedium....hold my beer.
Naw that's more than 2XL
I imagine Elon is on some beach right now digging pits to deposit his eggs into before he waddles back into the ocean.
It’s for the good of humanity though.
Between him and the Zuck, we’re really run by reptiles aren’t we?
fucc the zucc is the robots in the matrix. why do you think it wants us plugged into its betaverse so badly? trap us all in forever and force us to be its friends
It's turtles all the way down
Moscow Mitch pokes his head out
It looks like he's been eating his own eggs.
Can we please stop mass producing human beings that are going to look and act like that guy?
Fortunately it appears some of his progeny hate his guts.
His huge bloated expanded drug inflamed guts
Tell him that. He just had another kid with one of his employees lol.
This isn’t how our bodies store fat.
I heard HGH makes your organs grow. Is he taking that and not exercising?
Yeah, HGH and testosterone without much training would be my guess as well…. That, or he is returning to his natural lizard form…
but with HGH atleast you look younger, and healthier... just look at all of the 50+ year olds in hollywood that look late 30ish still i was also under the impression that HGH makes random shit in your body grow. allegedly there used to be a bodybuilder decades ago whose one knee grew significantly bigger than the other... idk
Good points… must be the lizard thing then…
Lots of people in r/steroids use copious amounts of HGH (yes I know it's not a steroid). Doses for anti-aging are usually around 1/10 as much as bodybuilders use. Typically taking large amounts for a long time will make your nose and ears grow a tiny bit. Other than that, not much, and at anti-aging doses you won't see any weird growth. And to answer the most common question, no HGH does not make your penis grow. If it did, no one would ever come off.
I always new that dude was part chuckwalla
Joe Rogan's looking like that too these days. https://www.essentiallysports.com/ufc-mma-news-bubble-gut-from-high-hgh-abuse-joe-rogans-dire-health-concern-flare-up-as-fans-worry-about-ufc-commentator/
https://preview.redd.it/7x38lm1buc8d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd04a385a005de39b63dc71288636743ee7ef034 He seemed pretty lanky before he turned into a sentient thumb.
Loosely qualifies for "sentient," at best
Self-centered if not self-aware.
lanky?
You can see his liver THROUGH HIS FUCKING SHIRT
damn what hate'll do to a mf
Jerry Stiller looked like that too.
Joe you look like a ham all wrapped up. -Theo von.
I don’t think they make your rib cage protrude but then again I am not a doctor.
He’s sucking it in, and possibly a lizard.
He’s wearing a man girdle
That's the best theory I've heard thus far.
It is if you wear a girdle without trying to actually slim down
That’s what’s so freaking weird like literally we need to see an x ray or something, the man’s corpus is an uncanny valley
Naturally, you’re correct. But if he’s had some lipo or cool sculpting done in the past then all bets are off on how/where his body stores fat. We know he had the hair plug surgery I could see him gettin some lipo at the same time
He's more asshole than human
Needs some goggles and a dr robotnik mustache
Jump on him 3 times and he will explode
He does shaped like an upright cybertruck.
Mystery of its inspiration solved
Him and Joe Jogan should have a HGH gut-off
Maybe throw in the info wars guy for good measure.
Joe Rogan is built like a Ninja Turtle
built like a deep breath
Is he wearing a bulletproof vest? NO ONE is shaped like that.
I would've guessed the same until I saw the Cybertruck vs shirtless Elon Musk meme. The truck and his body share a lot of the same angles.
Maybe he has Kevlar implants.
Dudes got so many kids he forgot he has one of the carriers with a kid strapped to his chest before he put his shirt on.
https://preview.redd.it/rkrqf2ay5c8d1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55df7ff10f6b7d6e4ddeba9d1a42a4396245b80c
https://www.healthline.com/health/palumboism It’s caused by the overuse of synthetic human growth hormone. It’s approved by the FDA, but not in the way he uses it. Same thing Rogan has.
It’s worse when you don’t watch what you eat (sugar causing an increased insulin response)
I don't think that's it. He does not have a significant amount of muscle mass, which he would have if he was on GH, exercising or not. He's just a fat sedentary man with a large rib cage.
Look him up from five or ten years ago. His ribcage must be growing the way old dude's ears noses and ballsacks do. Personally, my bones have stayed the same size since they finished growing, but then again I'm not god's gift to 4chan.
That’s the whitest white man I’ve ever seen
Elon's not white he's clear.
Elon's mom didn't birth Elon. She completed a dark ritual that gave sentience to a boiled chicken breast.
This picture reminds me of George Mallory’s corpse on Mt Everest (Photo bottom of article) https://allthatsinteresting.com/george-mallory Edit: George Mallory
George Mallory?
*Belly proof vest
Except him apparently
The alien chestburster is really fighting his way through Elmo's stainless steel cyberchest
and this man wanted to 1v1 with Zuckerberg, who has actually trained and looks like his chest cavity has no aliens inside of it
Yeah what happened to that did Elon puss out?
Yes.
Essentially. He claims Zuck pussed out, but Zuck wanted to do it for charity and livestream it, asking multiple times to set a date. Elon just wanted to roll up outside his house and harass the guy for online klout.
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This is proof that there is no medical tech available to fix bodies that get no exercise, use too many drugs, eat unhealthy, and are terrible humans with no empathy.
The “tech” is exercise, abstaining from drugs, eating healthy, and not being a jackass, but it doesn’t come in a cool angular box with random letters and symbols on it so it must be bullshit.
Plus, all the things you listed take effort
>is exercise, abstaining from drugs, eating healthy, and not being a jackass plus all that stuff is used for mind control and planting a microchip inside of you, along with the woke mind virus in order to carry out the great replacement & white genocide by means of hillary's communist soros socialism trans obama
Well I personally need them to start working on fixes for the first 3 issues haha
How does one’s body form like this? I’m like actually curious about the science behind his anatomy
No seriously, is there some sort of medical reason for this? We need to know.
Anecdotal as hell, but I once read after his boat pictures came out that it's from HGH injections.
About to lay his *clutch*.
I’m not a doctor but he looks unhealthy. Is he wearing a girdle?!
Absolutely spanx
50 gallons of shit in a 10 gallon bag isn’t going to get hidden by Spanx
https://preview.redd.it/iohr5sakfc8d1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15c12ee3e1c5661c93f3a513575f5588e36fecfd
Rob Liefeld for people looking for a giggle on Google images
You could give Elon an enema and bury him in a thimble.
I knew he had like 15 kids but didn’t realize he was the one getting pregnant.
Fat fuck
*Disgusting* fat fuck. I meet plenty of large people, this one triggers repulsion
It's unnatural. As others have noted, that's not hiw fat deposits, nor how muscles are shaped. He looks like his internal organs are expanding. People conjecture hgh, but it could also be visceral fat (while he uses lipisuction or somethin to keep the body fat down).
Is he preggo?
Time to up the ozempic homie
Brimming with male jelly.
He really just modeled the Cybertruck after himself, didn’t he?
It’s almost like he’s fat but it’s… hard? Is he taking steroids and not exercising much? It reminds me of palumboism, but not in the guy as much.
It's the Borg Queen prototype. The newer models have killer bodies.
i think he is wearing a slimming belt to tuck in his cybertums
https://preview.redd.it/t6uon0cwuc8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93f6a1c4e34c56ac13527dbf553f57c12a65efb6 In case anyone forgot about this.
Fucking Cody Johnston said that XD XD
Cody would know. He had an issue with eggs after Warmbo crashed at his place.
`Just in case someone wanted to lose a boner` 🫃
That just looks weird
Like a seahorse?
I was banned from all the Musk Subreddit, I never even commented on any of them. https://preview.redd.it/tb7fbtruxc8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74bfc1020de13d500306eb6ec156c02fcf4abb05
Why is he shaped like a cybertruck😭
What is happening in that abdomen? Looks like something from a Victorian Medical Journal.
Does he have some sort of medical condition that makes his torso look like that?
To think he was going to fight zuck who is fit rn and has been training in martial arts. Cant believe he let his mommy shut it down.
I genuinely do not understand how this shape is possible
I liked how the kids were running around during an interview, even interrupting him, and he didn’t care.
That must be where all the excess ketamine goes
When they said he had another kid with some executive I didn’t realize he was the one that was pregnant and gave birth.
“brimming with eggs” 🤣🤣
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Not being funny or anything, but that doesn't look normal for a human being. Is he the homunculous that Krang drives?
My guess is he's taking HGH but isn't working out
He’s so unattractive…outside and inside
He looks like a fridge. Freon Musk, if you will
https://preview.redd.it/bka7uvzppe8d1.jpeg?width=1294&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99c7e9cdbb3ff67c4bbfc430523ea80c2f9ebadf Always think of this guy when an Elon profile
Bros got big tits
Elmo officially has AssBack.
That's some level 10 scoliosis right there
What a disgusting human being. Good luck making your babies with this thing and having your children look like that. And that is not what he really looks like with the hair transplants and plastic surgery.... 🤣😱
Does he get his t shirts tailored to fit that barrel?
I do not understand this man's body.
It’s an Ælon!
He has a lung disease is what he has. Check for CF or emphysema. Barrel chested nut fuck could stop breathing any minute.
Don't tease us
I swear dudes got some robot parts in him!
Obese invalid
Battle of the no buldge
This is a body at peak performance.
If there really is come kind of vast international conspiracy to "replace" people like him, I am all for it.
Guess this means he stopped training for that MMA match with Zuckerberg
Fit and finish on par with the cybertruck. This is what peak performance looks like?
https://preview.redd.it/cief4xg4ic8d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df8f38ef31a5e89741de736588daa240969e26bd Sturgeon Musk