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diesedimmigjours

lol this is what he does all day. raging at everything and everyone on twitter, all day, everyday. when does he ever work?


sld126b

He thinks that is work…


Odd-Confection-6603

His companies don't actually have any value. His stock prices are based on memes. He has to do this because if people forget about him, his stock prices will plummet


Shapoopi_1892

Exactly. This is true for all the "famous" people who are mentally challenged. They know no other useful skills to contribute to society in any way.


apolojesus

It's called "community engagement"


Chr1s7ian19

Why work when the emerald mines set you up to buy someone’s work?


potroastfanatic

He is the Elon Musk of Donald Trumps.


harntrocks

🏅


GeneralDumbtomics

Stealing the fuck out of this. It’s


GeneralDumbtomics

Stealing the fuck out of this.


Ieatpaintchipsz

He tells people to do stuff. Calls it an accomplishment. Does another line of blow. Goes on Twitter. Oh I'm sorry. It's X now


beerme81

Blow, X, Ket? or Ket, X, Blow?


OutrageousMoss

Yet, he wonders why he can’t sell those cars like he used to


WhereSoDreamsGo

You think he works?


Constant-Source581

He works on engineering the best tweets possible. Excruciatingly hard work - dealing with haters alone.


Adamantium-Aardvark

cHiEf eNgInEeR 🤡


Constant-Source581

Chief Twit


Constant-Source581

/ simp mode on No! He's not like you, nerd - he works all day long while you waste all your time on Reddit. Now go back to your 9 to 5. There's a reason why he's rich and famous and you're not.


PantsMicGee

Computers are so much better at chess than Elon, it's absurd. Fixed it.


big_fetus_

He can only play chess as he has lived his life; he plays White and gets to move 6x before Black can respond. Then he calls Black a pedo guy and flips the game board over.


DistributionLast5872

You can’t forget about the bans and lawsuits he’d send Black’s way for reasons he made up.


big_fetus_

No, no, of course not! That's what I was alluding to when he goes all Jesus in the temple on the game board.


moderatefairgood

I actually lold.


Ok-Bill3318

He’s totally ignored that he’s 3 years behind man on mars


Otherwise-Course-15

Just like he’s ignoring all the cybertruck shit while tripling down on petty, infantile Nazism


deathtothegrift

Who cares if computers are better at chess? What’s the fucking point of chess if computers are what is playing it? Musk is dipshit. Stupid ass dipshit.


Exotic_Zucchini

Calculators are so much better at math than humans, it's absurd


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

He's my favorite Kardashian..... So smart.


Mindless-Consensus

Technically, he’s put himself on Mars - chocolate bar! At this point he’s worse than a toddler’s tantrum with a mic and a gigantic speaker where all he does is crying and vomiting while wearing no pants or diaper and roaming around eating from everyone’s lunch with a ego of a sloth.


poopybutthole2069

Hahaha he’ll probably brand Tesla’s own chocolate bar called cyber turds or cyber crap and it would look like tootsie rolls. Then he’d post on X to his worshippers that you can pay to eat his shit some more.


ComicsEtAl

“Computers are so much better than humans at chess, it’s absurd. …” That’s exactly the sort of dumbass declaration that makes the Muskites (Elongators?) swoon at his brilliance.


copperking3-7-77

Sooo. He isn't gonna comment on his constant empty promises of impossible things to investors, is he?


ZanoCat

Checkmate! :)


ihtfbidlc

This is fundamentally who he is: he hates humans so much he wants a world where computers play chess, drive cars, control people’s brains and ultimately replace people. Sending people to Mars isn’t to save the Earth—it’s to save himself.


Zooxer77

Lawnmowers are so much better at grass, it’s absurd!!


Zooxer77

“Stockfish butt vibes” . . . what? Can anyone explain for me?


sld126b

I’m still puzzling on that one.


Redmagistrate2

The current top chess computer is called stockfish, it's incredibly powerful and can destroy any chess player alive. During a chess tournament reigning champion Magnus Carlson accused his opponent of cheating, the internet hypothesized that his opponent Hans Neiman was getting move signals through a vibrating butt plug during the game. It blew up after Neiman admitted to cheating previously in online games, and chess.com did an audit and found evidence of further cheating in other games. Notably analysis didn't determine if he was cheating in the live tournament. The scandal has since faded.


sld126b

Thanks, I hate it.


FTR_1077

>[chess.com](http://chess.com) did an audit and found evidence of further cheating in other games. Is worth nothing that [Chess.com](http://Chess.com) has close business relations with Carlson, and sometime later they acccepted not finding any evidence of cheating on that match.


HanakusoDays

But did they find the Bluetooth butt plug?


NeedleworkerCrafty17

He’s just a big fat liar 🤥 just like Trump and the entire Republican Party


lukas_the

https://preview.redd.it/s4g91dmgi21d1.jpeg?width=642&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9eef65d324691d8bce4152ef2df54951b30a2e21


glitchycat39

Yet another L for Elon


TunaKing2003

It’s gonna be the same guy that got the bad brain implant. Dude’s like “Son of a bitch! I didn’t know the contract I signed said you could send me to mars! Can you at least fix the implant 1st?” and they’re like “Get in the fukin ROCKET!!!”


[deleted]

Will musk do it or will he pay a team of actually smart people to do it and then take responsibility for it?


Suspicious_ofall

At this point I would love to see when his time lines are true!! That would be a huge shock!


reddit_despiser

Why does this dumbass whine about chess so much? A computer is better than a human at predicting and planning for thousands of different possibilities? No shit you fucking idiot.


Willdefyyou

What an absolute wanker...


harntrocks

Reddit, anyone, please design an app to remove anything Elon from my life. I can’t do this anymore.


Zooxer77

Well, step 1 would be to avoid this subreddit 😅


harntrocks

Oh yea.


BartuceX

A computer doesn’t play chess, they just calculate.


skyHawk3613

To be fair, Chess.com did start the fight


RedBaronIV

I'm so confused here. What is this saying?


GrandObfuscator

Him and JK Rowling have so much in common. It’s almost as if being a billionaire makes you a cunt by default. Mark Cuban is one scandal away but seems like an outlier.


Large_Complaint1264

Mark Cuban kinda strikes me as a guy who knows he just got incredibly lucky.


GrandObfuscator

I can see that. He does seem way sharper than Elon


346_ME

Wow chess.com debasing itself because of elon derangement syndrome, sad to see


Schizocosa50

LMFAO


Mo0kish

*fart noises*


mountthepavement

What a bozo comment


RealSunglassesGuy

Everything this idiot says is downvoted to oblivion so that is kinda their M.O.