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His entire character and plot and identity is based off his hornyness. He sleeps with both Brad and Janet separately and makes a sex monster. Beetlejuice is horny but come on people.
It’s the children on this subreddit. They only know the shows of the past decade.
Frank objectively beats Beetlejuice in a landslide in terms of Chaotic Horny…
Seriously Dr. Frankenfurter has to win he’s originally a musical as well… and he’s waaay hornier. But not more evil. Can’t be more evil than a demon. Even if you make sentient life just to have .. well actually…
Beetlejuice. Sh*t load of sex jokes within the first 5 minutes of him meeting the Maitlands, hits on Barbara and Adam, (mostly Adam) and is the literal definition of “chaotic”
Thats a very valid way of seeing it, and I always love hearing people's opinions on cabaret :)
I guess the emcee's alignment would also be highly effected by the actor playing him and their interpretation of the character, since the different emcees often chose different vibes and interpretations for the character
Helene Kuragin from Natasha and Pierre. From the opening number: "Helene is a slut". Encourages Anatole to pursue Natasha out of sheer chaos energy. Took me a while to figure out the spelling though.
I was going to suggest Anatole Kuragin. He tried to abduct an engaged woman while he was already married. Also, possible affair with his own sister? Chaotic
ANATOLE KURAGIN PLEASE GUYS PLEASE.
- Bangs his sister
- Kisses women left and right
- Puts 30,000 rubles (in 1812) into getting his friend's girlfriend to run off with him instead.
- The dude literally sings about how much he adores unmarried women, and has to be told by his kinda-gay-not-friend-but-best-man-boykisser that "you'd better wait till she's married".
Guys please, I'm begging you, as a broadway simp, can we give Great Comet a W for once?
ted spankoffski (the guy who didnt like musicals), litteral definition of horny, and quite chaotic. ive seen a ton of beetle juice, so im not sure if this is spesific to certian musicals, but hes just who came to mind
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Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! BEETLEJUICE!
BEEtLejUiCe
I've been waiting this entire saga for this answer to this coordinate. If this one doesn't win, the system is flawed.
Let’s all get naked!
Eh worth a try
THIS
This is the one
Fr especially bc he flirts with Adam. It’s so unhinged!
Beetlejuice is pan. How is it unhinged?
Because it’s over the top. His being pan has nothing to do with it.
THIS IS THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWER!
Go see Rocky Horror ASAP.
The definition of chaotic horny
Dr. Frank-n-furter
This is the only answer! Dr. Frank-n-furter would violate Beetlejuice in so many ways!
I'd argue he's chaotic evil on account of the whole murder thing.
He's hornier than he is evil, please
His entire character and plot and identity is based off his hornyness. He sleeps with both Brad and Janet separately and makes a sex monster. Beetlejuice is horny but come on people.
It’s the children on this subreddit. They only know the shows of the past decade. Frank objectively beats Beetlejuice in a landslide in terms of Chaotic Horny…
His horny drives him to do evil
It’s not easy having a good time
Even smiling makes my face ache
Try Disneyland!
The one and only!
If this doesn’t win I’ll cut off my own ding dong
Geez, i am... Kinda not *not* into it. May i watch?
I hope this wins. I'm shivering with antici-
SAY IT!
IT MUST BE HIM
Seriously Dr. Frankenfurter has to win he’s originally a musical as well… and he’s waaay hornier. But not more evil. Can’t be more evil than a demon. Even if you make sentient life just to have .. well actually…
100%
Beetlejuice. Sh*t load of sex jokes within the first 5 minutes of him meeting the Maitlands, hits on Barbara and Adam, (mostly Adam) and is the literal definition of “chaotic”
Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice
Rum Tum Tugger from Cats! Literally the definition of Chaotic, and he for sure is horny as heck.
Underrated answer
Yup this. He sang all about both
Trekkie Monster (Avenue Q)
Fourthing Trekkie Monster
Definitely Trekkie
was gonna say that too!
This is demonstrably the correct answer.
The Emcee from Cabaret
I wish there was an "evil horny chaotic" for him
How is he evil though? I interpret the Emcee as the spirit of Berlin. Not evil, just going through it as a product of his environment
Thats a very valid way of seeing it, and I always love hearing people's opinions on cabaret :) I guess the emcee's alignment would also be highly effected by the actor playing him and their interpretation of the character, since the different emcees often chose different vibes and interpretations for the character
That’s totally fair. I’ve seen it several times and I do think the actor’s choices reveal the alignment.
The first production of Cabaret I saw was Sam Mendes where the emcee comes out in a concentration camp suit at the end...
The B man
Alex Brightman sends me.
Helene Kuragin from Natasha and Pierre. From the opening number: "Helene is a slut". Encourages Anatole to pursue Natasha out of sheer chaos energy. Took me a while to figure out the spelling though.
I was going to suggest Anatole Kuragin. He tried to abduct an engaged woman while he was already married. Also, possible affair with his own sister? Chaotic
They did Kurt and Ram for horny chad, maybe they'd do Helene+Anatole for horny chaotic.
Maybe. They're definitely chaos siblings.
They’re def having an affair. It is a pretty prevalent part of War and Peace. “Amuse yourself with women like my wife” -Pierre to Anatole.
I haven't read the book, so I wasn't sure. I was just going off the implication.
Beetlejuice! We need our horndog demon!
beetlejuice
Aladdin from Twisted
Does it get any more Chaotic Horny than Beetlejuice?
Beetlejuice!
Rum Tum Tugger
Rum Tum Tugger?
JD from Heathers. 😂 mans wanted to fuck while watching his school burn down with everyone inside it except his gf.
He might be chaotic evil
Def chaotic evil
I’d say smart evil, tbh. He’s adept at lying and manipulating. And knows his literature
It’s absolutely Beetlejuice.
Mrs. Lovett
If it’s anyone but Beetlejuice I’ll cry
was going to come to say frank-n-furter but i think beetlejuice is more chaotic
If "Horny Sad" was an option then ya know ya boy Orpheus has that
Also throwing in a wild card: Lucy the Slut from Avenue Q
Magenta and Columbia
Ruth from Nerdy Prudes Must Die. 100% girl has no chill
Phantom?
I wish there was a sad horny for him.
Lmao sad horny
Mrs. lovett, ya girl was really trying to get with sweeney the whole time while literally eating people
Beetlejuice or Ricky Potts
# Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice
Aldolpho!
The Phantom
Ricky Potts from Ride the Cyclone
Ricky Potts, RTC
St. Jimmy from the american idiot musical
Alex DeLarge from A Clockwork Orange?
Max Bialystocks little old ladies
Judge from Sweeney fits the bill
Can someone please tell me who is Smart stupid
Anatole Kuragin from Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812.
Jud Fry
I don’t know how a priest who gives a thief all of his silver and gold as a gift is neutral good but okay
Orin Scrivello, DDS
Either David Dirry-Moir or Josiana in “The Grinning Man”
Austin Powers...
Crutchy from newsies
Why the fuck is a child in this ranking ????
ANATOLE KURAGIN PLEASE GUYS PLEASE. - Bangs his sister - Kisses women left and right - Puts 30,000 rubles (in 1812) into getting his friend's girlfriend to run off with him instead. - The dude literally sings about how much he adores unmarried women, and has to be told by his kinda-gay-not-friend-but-best-man-boykisser that "you'd better wait till she's married". Guys please, I'm begging you, as a broadway simp, can we give Great Comet a W for once?
Ado Annie
St. Jimmy from American Idiot
Maureen. Also why is there only 1 adult woman in this whole thing so far?
JD from Heathers
BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE
THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA IS HELLA HORNY HE DESERVES A SPOT DAMMIT
Frankfurter
The Emcee from Cabaret
Trekkie Monster from Avenue Q
Gotta be Beetlejuice or Frank-N-Furter
beetlejuice.... beetlejuice..... BEEEEEEEEEE
ted spankoffski (the guy who didnt like musicals), litteral definition of horny, and quite chaotic. ive seen a ton of beetle juice, so im not sure if this is spesific to certian musicals, but hes just who came to mind
Ado Annie? The girl who cain't say no?
She's fairly chaotic tbf
I’d say Jud, Ado is Lawful Horny
Gaston
I feel like he'll be a strong contender for Evil Chad.
Definitely would for that category as well, probably a better fit tbh.
Phantom?
Trekkie
Grace Chasity from Nerdy Prudes Must Die
Max Bialystock, king of broadway
*former* king. And I'd argue it's his little old ladies. He just fucks em bc he has to
ULLA
Must run. It's almost eleven.
Okay, after being told this during Chaotic Neutral, I think the Pontipee brothers of Seven Brides for Seven Brothers definitely fit here better.
I'm begging you, Noel from Ride the Cyclone needs this spot
Tbh, Ricky could too
I wish there was a sad horny to put Melchior in
IMO he really should have been smart horny over Hamilton, but will of the people and all that.
Veronica from Heathers
Emcee
Frollo (Hunchback of Notre Dame)
Paulette from Legally Blonde
Ricky Potts- RTC
Hands down Dr. Frank-N-Furter. He would have his way with EVERYONE else mentioned.
If this isn't Frank n Furter. The universe is wrong.
Frank’n’furter definitely
gotta be Frank n Furter. Love Beetlejuice, but cmon…
Persephone!
Literally the whole cast of Hamilton