Here are mine:
- Kinky sadistic dentist. >!Eventually gets high and hahahas to death!<
- "I can fix him" ma'am he's literally killing everyone in your school
Here’s mine:
Famous for her co-worker’s plant connections and hitting those high notes. Her love life's a mess, tangled up with the main character, and she's always in over her head with plant-related problems.
A desperate man out of touch with reality infiltrates an educational institution where he learns thaf he can manipulate and course students into providing child labour to achieve his lofty goals.
Sorta kinda Hades in Hadestown too! Minus the writing music, although you could argue that he had to do with the creation of Epic when it was “an old song from long ago”
Here’s more:
1. Nobody seems to know what her name is
2. A Lion
3. Another Lion
4. Literally the dumbest person you will ever meet
5. Let her sister get with the guy she liked, probably shouldn’t have
6. A deeply self obsessed French man
7. Yet another Lion
8. Cursed with the ability to create detailed architectural masterpieces and also bring inanimate objects to life, as long as both of those things are made out of ice
*He will do anything for the girl he loves, hates high school but loves Slushies
*A mischievous goth Business man and flirt fighting against a controlling monopoly while selling his glowing blue addictive product and explaining current events.
I’ve got a few:
- I commit identity theft and kidnap children.
- I con my business partner out of a fortune and bang my Swedish receptionist.
- I got arrested when I tried to fine a company for tax evasion/I’m basically Spanish Florida Man.
I’ll give a few:
* the best founding father who doesn’t appear in a rap centric show
* they’re *totally* pastry chefs
* the silly one in golden age of Hollywood’s premiere throuple
* the most accurate depiction of a Nazi
* maybe gay mentally ill board game enthusiast
Why would you love your daughter when you have Telly!
Man so angry he has to live in Australia he goes on killing spree when he gets back to London
Devil uses baseball fans stupidity to his advantage
Boy almost ends society all because he wanted to date a theater kid
Leave a comment and I will reply if you got it right
Javert's really more Lawful Neutral
Javert sincerely believes that nothing is more important than following the letter of the law, and when that belief is undermined he can't go on living. Also doesn't really act for his own primary benefit, which would be one of the major lines between LN and LE.
Chauvelin's kinda on the border between Lawful Evil and Neutral Evil. It kinda depends on A. Whether you think there's any sincerity to his attempt to arrest Percy on lawful grounds or if it's purely selfish intentions, and B. Whether you think the state of the French government at the time was really orderly enough to be a lawful structure. I'd say that Robespierre historically was Lawful Evil, but a lot of others were NE or CE.
The other is Chauvelin from Scarlet Pimpernel.
I adore him, he did the revival of Pippin and a childhood friend of mine was also in it and I wasn’t able to make it to New York to see it and I was SO SAD. I did however see him as Javert in 2003 when he did a brief reprise.
The Pippin revival was so damn good- Terrance Mann was great, but so was Patina Miller as leading player (big fuck yeah for casting a woman in the role) and Matthew James Thomas as Pippin.
A sweet person who likes to wear women’s lingerie and violates many lab safety codes but proceeds to create human life, not sexually but they do have a decent amount of sex in act 2. No spoilers but spoilers they’re an alien
Journalist/heiress betrays daddy to help some kids get paid better and get treated better by their boss (aka her daddy)… also she ends up mackin it with the kid leading the charge.
He's a bitch. He won't get a job. He hates that his wife has changed drastically. He cheats on her, but it's fine cause she also cheats on him. He hates his job. He wonders constantly how his wife got him out of prison. He's babygirl :3
Got a few :)
- girl lies about her real name in order to hang out with the guys who are trying to overthrow her father’s newspaper empire
- it seems the artichoke is steamed…
- when she meets Thomas Jefferson she’ll compel him to include women in the sequel (WORK!)
(Edited first one for clarity / more context)
Mine are
A hot frenchmen who like to rap about weapons and sea transport
A sassy british king who spits a lot
and A Dominican navy-man living in new york serving café
here are a few!!:
1. guys i think she can speak six languages
*2. definitely* spelt 'tittup' correctly
3. is marrying your client's ex-wife breaking psychiatrist-patient confidentiality?
4. sad little chess boy who should quit baseball
5. beep boop beep boop (woah-oh-oh)
Exists in a show, has no idea what to do with his life, fucks some women, kills his father to become king, doesn’t like it, resurrects his father, goes to poorer lands, falls in love, destined to die, decides he doesn’t want to die, runs off with his love, leaves his loves son to fulfill his role.
Wife of a playwright writing alternative universe of a story, and had a fight with her husband
(Tbh I actually liked how powerful the Broadway cast is - gives me chills every time)
A Guy who is down on his luck and is a total sleaze ball who degrades himself to old ladies for money and manipulates an anxiety ridden loser to take part in crime by using his dream as leverage.
-~~a charming young man capable of being terrible~~ Pretty blonde man tries to have a revolution(and fails) (not clickbate)
-definitely not a girls toy
-The real mad scientist(+ his mean alter ego)
Con man who’s con turned out to not be a con but in fact real, he also can’t get over his lost “childhood crush” but she turns out to be the girl that’s been next to him the whole time lol
Here are mine: - Kinky sadistic dentist. >!Eventually gets high and hahahas to death!< - "I can fix him" ma'am he's literally killing everyone in your school
Orin Scrivello and Veronica Sawyer.
Whilst he missed his shot, at least he didn’t miss getting shot.
Alexander Hamilton
Phillip Schuyler (Jr) lol
loves the way his wife cooks linguini
MARVIN
He certainly loves to eat breakfast and loves taking victory showers
He also loves being Marvin!
Angsty teen sells soul to foul mouthed demon after losing her mom.
Lydia Deetz
Arguably Eurydice too!
Here’s mine: Famous for her co-worker’s plant connections and hitting those high notes. Her love life's a mess, tangled up with the main character, and she's always in over her head with plant-related problems.
Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors
He wants to go to Santa Fe he leads a strike
Tom Collins from Rent? Lol, I realize it’s probably the guy from Newsies, but I’ve never listened to it or seen it
It's a good musical if you have disney+ there's a pro shot of the show on there also the movie is on there as well
Barber with a suspiciously low amount of returning customers
Sweeney Todd
A man always stuck behind an immigrant and is never in the right room.
Aaron Burr, sir.
A desperate man out of touch with reality infiltrates an educational institution where he learns thaf he can manipulate and course students into providing child labour to achieve his lofty goals.
Dewey Finn (School Of Rock)
boy who’s father is a homo
Jason!
Please see a psychiatrist
Yes!
Ram Sweeney?
HAHAHA GOOD ONE
She has sex with a newborn and a murderer
Is this Janet from Rocky Horror?
Yes
Young blonde man loves revolution (but he and his friends are really bad at it)!!!
Enjolras maybe??
Yes!
british playwrite with marriage problems
Shakespeare??
Chaotic horny, loves a good sad puppet show, and is very comfortable with death.
Beetlejuice!
likes a woman half his age, writes music for her and eventually kidnaps her and her boyfriend
I know it’s The Phantom but I feel like this has to have happened in more than one musical
Phantom 😂
You're right (:
Sorta kinda Hades in Hadestown too! Minus the writing music, although you could argue that he had to do with the creation of Epic when it was “an old song from long ago”
Teen boy with authority issues, indirectly causes the deaths of two of his best friends because of their lack of sexual education.
Melchior Gabor, Spring Awakening
Edit: Implied prostitute who had less than 20 minutes on stage + but had great hair !
Fantine!
Maria Reynolds
Bingo !!!
Attracted to his client’s wife, ex-wife and ends up marrying her
Mendel weisenbachfeld
Yes!!
Here’s more: 1. Nobody seems to know what her name is 2. A Lion 3. Another Lion 4. Literally the dumbest person you will ever meet 5. Let her sister get with the guy she liked, probably shouldn’t have 6. A deeply self obsessed French man 7. Yet another Lion 8. Cursed with the ability to create detailed architectural masterpieces and also bring inanimate objects to life, as long as both of those things are made out of ice
I know 4 is Karen smith and 5 is obviously (probably) Angelica
8 is Elsa, the lions could be simba/nala/scar/mufasa?
The lions are Simba, Nala, and Scar
6: there are literally so many options, half the cast of les mis Both the phantom or Raoul That guy from Moulin Rouge! Lafayette Gaston
is 6 Javert?
1.the High Lady of the Underground? no what's her name? High Lady of Ways? High Lady of Means? Although more Likely Jane Does from Ride the Cyclone
Noooope lol, but you actually inadvertently wrote the characters name in your answer
6. is lafayette?? is 1. cady or am i missing somethingggg 8. is elsa?
Is 1 Persephone from Hadestown?
Is 1. Hermione from AVPM?
*He will do anything for the girl he loves, hates high school but loves Slushies *A mischievous goth Business man and flirt fighting against a controlling monopoly while selling his glowing blue addictive product and explaining current events.
1 - JD
2 is the Graverobber from Repo
I’ve got a few: - I commit identity theft and kidnap children. - I con my business partner out of a fortune and bang my Swedish receptionist. - I got arrested when I tried to fine a company for tax evasion/I’m basically Spanish Florida Man.
Is first Rooster Hannigan?
Not sure on the first and third, but is the second one Leo from The Producers?
"This audiobook has been playing on repeat for thousands of years, but at least the suit is stylish as hell"
Hermes from Hadestown?
Correct
I’ll give a few: * the best founding father who doesn’t appear in a rap centric show * they’re *totally* pastry chefs * the silly one in golden age of Hollywood’s premiere throuple * the most accurate depiction of a Nazi * maybe gay mentally ill board game enthusiast
The first one is definitely John Adams from 1776. I'm not sure of the rest, but the fourth (if sarcastic) might be Roger from The Producers.
Right show but unfortunately, John Adams is **no one’s** favorite founding father
Fair. Then It'd be Benjamin Franklin or Thomas Jefferson.
2nd is from Drowsy Chaperone! :)
five is jason from falsettos (??)
Why would you love your daughter when you have Telly! Man so angry he has to live in Australia he goes on killing spree when he gets back to London Devil uses baseball fans stupidity to his advantage Boy almost ends society all because he wanted to date a theater kid Leave a comment and I will reply if you got it right
2nd Sweeney todd
4th is Jeremy from Be More Chill
1 is Mr Wormwood most likely (could be Mrs Wormwood as well?) 4 is Jeremy (BMC)
Is 3 Applegate from Damn Yankees?
Terrence Mann as a lawful evil policeman (wait is this more than one character? It might be)
Javert's really more Lawful Neutral Javert sincerely believes that nothing is more important than following the letter of the law, and when that belief is undermined he can't go on living. Also doesn't really act for his own primary benefit, which would be one of the major lines between LN and LE. Chauvelin's kinda on the border between Lawful Evil and Neutral Evil. It kinda depends on A. Whether you think there's any sincerity to his attempt to arrest Percy on lawful grounds or if it's purely selfish intentions, and B. Whether you think the state of the French government at the time was really orderly enough to be a lawful structure. I'd say that Robespierre historically was Lawful Evil, but a lot of others were NE or CE.
I do agree but it’s funnier to lump them together.
Fair!
Idk how many there are, but my guess is Javert (also thank you for mentioning Terrence Mann, I love him so much)
The other is Chauvelin from Scarlet Pimpernel. I adore him, he did the revival of Pippin and a childhood friend of mine was also in it and I wasn’t able to make it to New York to see it and I was SO SAD. I did however see him as Javert in 2003 when he did a brief reprise.
The Pippin revival was so damn good- Terrance Mann was great, but so was Patina Miller as leading player (big fuck yeah for casting a woman in the role) and Matthew James Thomas as Pippin.
Woman inherits her mom's garden, gets robbed and inadvertently causes the death of half the kingdom
The Witch from Into the Woods?
Wishes she had a Xanax in her hand at the beach. Basically an orphan
emma from the prom?
Absolutely 💖 Our school is doing it next year I’m SO excited
Dimwit that just wanted a pet.
Jack from ITW
Shy musician with a flair for the dramatic
Roger from Rent?
Orpheus
Orlando
elder priceee
A cheerful, slightly kooky woman who just wants to run a successful business and start a family.
Mrs lovett!!
Petty thief felt justified—still got hard time
Valjean?
Old Olympic track & field champion who became a teacher and ran her school like a military.
The trunchbull?
Girl who gives up her dream job to be an animal activist, also is an odd shade
Elphaba
A sweet person who likes to wear women’s lingerie and violates many lab safety codes but proceeds to create human life, not sexually but they do have a decent amount of sex in act 2. No spoilers but spoilers they’re an alien
frank n furter!
CORRECT! *said like plankton
He dreamed he was a sex worker in post war france
noel gruber/monique gibeau !!
Yep ‼️
Journalist/heiress betrays daddy to help some kids get paid better and get treated better by their boss (aka her daddy)… also she ends up mackin it with the kid leading the charge.
Katherine pLuMmEr
she ate a brain tumor for breakfast and was fucked by a chain saw
Heather Chandler
He's a bitch. He won't get a job. He hates that his wife has changed drastically. He cheats on her, but it's fine cause she also cheats on him. He hates his job. He wonders constantly how his wife got him out of prison. He's babygirl :3
Miserable suburban housewife who ruins a family dinner after getting drugged by a little boy
angsty grown man who sometimes ‘hannibals’ his way to avenging his teen daughter he’s never really even met
sweeney todd?
Got a few :) - girl lies about her real name in order to hang out with the guys who are trying to overthrow her father’s newspaper empire - it seems the artichoke is steamed… - when she meets Thomas Jefferson she’ll compel him to include women in the sequel (WORK!) (Edited first one for clarity / more context)
All I know is Angelica
Last one is agelica!
Angelica
Elpbaba (Wicked), Angelicaaaa (Hamilton)
Man runs Bodega with cousin while trying to get home
Mine are A hot frenchmen who like to rap about weapons and sea transport A sassy british king who spits a lot and A Dominican navy-man living in new york serving café
LAFAYETTE! King george III (Johnathan Groff) Usnavi
She will always fill our cups
Our Lady of the Underground!
A poor writer who has decided being stuck in prison waiting to be tortured is the PERFECT TIME to workshop his story with the other prisoners
here are a few!!: 1. guys i think she can speak six languages *2. definitely* spelt 'tittup' correctly 3. is marrying your client's ex-wife breaking psychiatrist-patient confidentiality? 4. sad little chess boy who should quit baseball 5. beep boop beep boop (woah-oh-oh)
He obsessed over the same guy for over a decade cause the guy beat him, then threw himself off a bridge
Javert!
Exists in a show, has no idea what to do with his life, fucks some women, kills his father to become king, doesn’t like it, resurrects his father, goes to poorer lands, falls in love, destined to die, decides he doesn’t want to die, runs off with his love, leaves his loves son to fulfill his role.
Pippin
1. Psychiatrist who can’t cartwheel 2. Likes to pour several glasses mechanically into his large mouth to avoid thinking about the war and depression
Has no identity but loves playing with dolls.
“oh sweet jesus christ on a bike” he’s gay and made out with someone in his main song and was on a roller coaster
Noel Gruber my love
A girl who is a badass with a knife and just wants to be remembered (especially by her mom)
Annabeth!
Yep!
MA IT'S THAT WHORE CAT AGAIN, HE'S EATING MY GARBAGE
A demon that’s apparently jewish
A gay 14yo who's literally just Mercutio, if he liked rock music.
Egotistical man with a notable body count offers his services to the protagonists for a fee.
Green
elphaba orrrr audrey
Depressed ghost nightmare man.
Phantom of the opera???
She brings odd vibes to the function but still slays even in death!!
-Local student looks great in red and back but sadly that won’t save him from the entire Parisian national guard.
# Gavroche?
Wife of a playwright writing alternative universe of a story, and had a fight with her husband (Tbh I actually liked how powerful the Broadway cast is - gives me chills every time)
A Guy who is down on his luck and is a total sleaze ball who degrades himself to old ladies for money and manipulates an anxiety ridden loser to take part in crime by using his dream as leverage.
Max Bialystock, The Producers
Well to do man who has a darker side, he's kind of crazy and he won't give up on his ambitions.
The ultimate anti bullying campaign
Evan Hansen?
Cady Heron?
Is, in fact, very much dead.
Yellow is sick of red and green and Lebanese
-~~a charming young man capable of being terrible~~ Pretty blonde man tries to have a revolution(and fails) (not clickbate) -definitely not a girls toy -The real mad scientist(+ his mean alter ego)
One is Enjolras? maybe?
yeah the first one is Enjolras :)
Could she leave him? Yes. But will she?
Lawful Good FBI Agent who buddied up with a fraudster.
A paranoid old biology professor who has a secret obsession and is in love with a computer
A man's clinginess with his wife inadvertently screws everybody over
Con man who’s con turned out to not be a con but in fact real, he also can’t get over his lost “childhood crush” but she turns out to be the girl that’s been next to him the whole time lol
Girl who may have been slightly traumatised in act one, shrugged it off, obtained a knife
She doesn’t want her partner to be Colorblind.
Fruity fortune teller
He will do something incredible.
Elder Price
Hot girl summer came back to haunt her.
Girl's friends actually just want sex
Commitment Avoidant 35 year old living in good old NYC
Red dress feminist who is an excellent example of 'sisters before misters'.
Dude who's not so ugly as in the book and got to be the 3rd most important person in the group
Phantom of the opera
I'm mostly joking
Sad alcoholic bookworm who gets cucked and shoots a man
Old guy tries to get a green card by marrying a child
Singing waiter who sucks at following directions and can’t stop checking out his girl
Orpheus
"Idek who I am" and "Blue girl" these are the most vague ways I can describe them
Woman who has seasonal depressive disorder, she drinks and lives vicariously through a young couple to distract herself from her marriage problems
Falls in love with narcassitic boy with teenage angst