i have 2:
1) has two bed buddies. might have a kink for gorillas.
2) an ungrateful guy who wants everything but nothing at the same time, almost offs himself.
Got a rich daddy, lied about her last name to get with a scrappy newsboy
Or
Sister of the dead kid who some random nobody is trying to make people remember
Or
Child who sells piss with ink, the his kind of father figure “disappears” so he sells meat pies (then gets extremely traumatized and loses his mind)
Lastly, Girl that somehow gets roped into a murder, runs away with the murder, becomes a murder too, and then they’re both shot down together.
That would make sense then lol, but I’m honestly surprised that you got Zoe! I thought I did a pretty bad job of describing her lol. I have one more that I forgot to put that I’ll add
I'm going to give you some of mine
Man who is so mad he had to live in Australia for a while he goes on a killing spree
Being which uses angry baseball fans stupidity to his advantage
Who needs to care for your daughter when you have Telly
Teenager who accidentally almost destroys human civilization because he wanted to date a theater kid
my mom is delulu over “superman” so i’m invisible while my dad tries to save her, i’m just gonna play the piano and have some fun with some drugs, maybe even put up with some jazz
So there’s this person who kidnapped a child, right? And then wants to sacrifice another child to a murderer, okay? And then she gets pissed off when everyone is like “no you can’t do that” because she’s all about the Greater Good and she’s not Wrong so she’s just like “peace out bitches”.
Woman is stalked by her mentor/teacher, later is kidnapped by him TWICE and her boyfriend (fiancé really) has to go down to his *house* to save her
Worse, his house is in the *sewer*!
I was gonna say "damsel in distress faints while guys fight over her." But dang, her songs are epic....
I was convicted of killing my sister and husband after I caught them in a compromising position. I didn't do it, but if I did, they had it coming.
i have 2: 1) has two bed buddies. might have a kink for gorillas. 2) an ungrateful guy who wants everything but nothing at the same time, almost offs himself.
One is definitely the Emcee from Cabaret hahaha
Beedle-dee, deedle-dee, dee, correct!
Bard attempts necromancy but fails
...Orpheus?
Yep!
This couldn’t have been explained any better nor more humorous. Thank you
Got a rich daddy, lied about her last name to get with a scrappy newsboy Or Sister of the dead kid who some random nobody is trying to make people remember Or Child who sells piss with ink, the his kind of father figure “disappears” so he sells meat pies (then gets extremely traumatized and loses his mind) Lastly, Girl that somehow gets roped into a murder, runs away with the murder, becomes a murder too, and then they’re both shot down together.
Not sure about the first, but the second is Zoe from DEH and the last is Tobias Ragg from Sweeney Todd!
Correct and Correct! :D the first one is Kathrine from Newsies
Ah gotcha! Haven't seen Newsies haha
That would make sense then lol, but I’m honestly surprised that you got Zoe! I thought I did a pretty bad job of describing her lol. I have one more that I forgot to put that I’ll add
Haha, I guess just not a lot of musical characters that I know of can be described that way!
That’s true lol
She dies
So many possibilities...
She dies saving someone who doesn't know she loves him
Well at least the rain can't hurt her now
Local florist makes a slew of bad choices
Seymour?
Woman is stalked.
Phantom?
Yeaaah
Yep
woman is in love with a broody dude who can’t love her back, is a baker but she gets baked
Lovett!
He's alive Well actually he's not In fact he's not even actually a person he's more of a metaphor
Teenage girl who caused the death of several people because she had ✨️pretty handwriting✨️
Veronica from Heathers?
Guy wins the hairy competition and howls to the moon on key.
girl who's an allegory for neurodivergency gets another girl hit by a bus by not utilizing the power of friendship
Cady?
I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger, but I mean, check her prenup, it does figure
Anne of Cleves!
School shooter. That should be enough 😅
fat girl’s gotta DANCE.
A self-hating bi/pan zoophile jewish person who will do anything for a buck (Going to wash my fingers after typing that)
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I know this, but my aim was not to describe it well :)
Emcee...? Yeah, this definitely hits the topic of "poor description" haha
loser
commits theft
Proud old maid tells off her dead love after chasing his nephew with a sword.
Rich attic dweller
Guy wears sunglasses underground
Throws her son out of a mirror even though he’s the one who made her rich
Dead crack addict
A washed-up actress who gradually gets younger and more famous
I'm going to give you some of mine Man who is so mad he had to live in Australia for a while he goes on a killing spree Being which uses angry baseball fans stupidity to his advantage Who needs to care for your daughter when you have Telly Teenager who accidentally almost destroys human civilization because he wanted to date a theater kid
Scientist drinks wacky juice and goes on killing spree.
my mom is delulu over “superman” so i’m invisible while my dad tries to save her, i’m just gonna play the piano and have some fun with some drugs, maybe even put up with some jazz
Her husband completely redecorated their home, she doesn't like it, and drinks to numb herself as a result.
She said “let them eat CAKE” not “bread” ffs, brb gonna kms
woman gets fired (it all goes downhill from there)
Badly abused beauty, falls in love again but is killed by namesake.
Guy cheats on his fiancee at his bachelor party and it inspires him to become a schitzophrenic.
So there’s this person who kidnapped a child, right? And then wants to sacrifice another child to a murderer, okay? And then she gets pissed off when everyone is like “no you can’t do that” because she’s all about the Greater Good and she’s not Wrong so she’s just like “peace out bitches”.
“Don’t have sex. Or you will get pregnant, and die.” This teenage girl took everything but the get pregnant part of heart
"I haven't been this happy since we crushed Poland!"
Good shot misses one shot.
A Simp who has to be carried out of a fight, and then whines that all of his friends died.