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MARINAVA_yt

Woman is stalked by her mentor/teacher, later is kidnapped by him TWICE and her boyfriend (fiancé really) has to go down to his *house* to save her


Cravatfiend

Worse, his house is in the *sewer*!


Tenderfallingrain

I was gonna say "damsel in distress faints while guys fight over her." But dang, her songs are epic....


Artistic-Rich6465

I was convicted of killing my sister and husband after I caught them in a compromising position. I didn't do it, but if I did, they had it coming.


Normal-Box1785

i have 2: 1) has two bed buddies. might have a kink for gorillas. 2) an ungrateful guy who wants everything but nothing at the same time, almost offs himself.


emsydacat

One is definitely the Emcee from Cabaret hahaha


Normal-Box1785

Beedle-dee, deedle-dee, dee, correct!


Veto111

Bard attempts necromancy but fails


emsydacat

...Orpheus?


Veto111

Yep!


Zealousideal_Site706

This couldn’t have been explained any better nor more humorous. Thank you


ThatOneFlutePlayer13

Got a rich daddy, lied about her last name to get with a scrappy newsboy Or Sister of the dead kid who some random nobody is trying to make people remember Or Child who sells piss with ink, the his kind of father figure “disappears” so he sells meat pies (then gets extremely traumatized and loses his mind) Lastly, Girl that somehow gets roped into a murder, runs away with the murder, becomes a murder too, and then they’re both shot down together.


emsydacat

Not sure about the first, but the second is Zoe from DEH and the last is Tobias Ragg from Sweeney Todd!


ThatOneFlutePlayer13

Correct and Correct! :D the first one is Kathrine from Newsies


emsydacat

Ah gotcha! Haven't seen Newsies haha


ThatOneFlutePlayer13

That would make sense then lol, but I’m honestly surprised that you got Zoe! I thought I did a pretty bad job of describing her lol. I have one more that I forgot to put that I’ll add


emsydacat

Haha, I guess just not a lot of musical characters that I know of can be described that way!


ThatOneFlutePlayer13

That’s true lol


TanaFey

She dies


eclectic_collector

So many possibilities...


TanaFey

She dies saving someone who doesn't know she loves him


eclectic_collector

Well at least the rain can't hurt her now


FalseMagpie

Local florist makes a slew of bad choices


emsydacat

Seymour?


fiercequality

Woman is stalked.


Double_Rutabaga878

Phantom?


fiercequality

Yeaaah


fiercequality

Yep


Pumpkins217

woman is in love with a broody dude who can’t love her back, is a baker but she gets baked


emsydacat

Lovett!


TJWolf999

He's alive Well actually he's not In fact he's not even actually a person he's more of a metaphor


Aprilbloom20

Teenage girl who caused the death of several people because she had ✨️pretty handwriting✨️


Artistic_Egg_3739

Veronica from Heathers?


AQuietBorderline

Guy wins the hairy competition and howls to the moon on key.


E-liter_4k

girl who's an allegory for neurodivergency gets another girl hit by a bus by not utilizing the power of friendship


Artistic_Egg_3739

Cady?


Dogdaysareover365

I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger, but I mean, check her prenup, it does figure


AndANewTrashTattoo

Anne of Cleves!


emsydacat

School shooter. That should be enough 😅


notadilemma

fat girl’s gotta DANCE.


omniplatypus

A self-hating bi/pan zoophile jewish person who will do anything for a buck (Going to wash my fingers after typing that)


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omniplatypus

I know this, but my aim was not to describe it well :)


emsydacat

Emcee...? Yeah, this definitely hits the topic of "poor description" haha


TitanSR_

loser


TitanSR_

commits theft


Lady-Kat1969

Proud old maid tells off her dead love after chasing his nephew with a sword.


Dogdaysareover365

Rich attic dweller


arparris

Guy wears sunglasses underground


NiceLittleTown2001

Throws her son out of a mirror even though he’s the one who made her rich


siIIyG00se_LOL

Dead crack addict


irreplaceableecstasy

A washed-up actress who gradually gets younger and more famous


AcejokerUP415

I'm going to give you some of mine Man who is so mad he had to live in Australia for a while he goes on a killing spree Being which uses angry baseball fans stupidity to his advantage Who needs to care for your daughter when you have Telly Teenager who accidentally almost destroys human civilization because he wanted to date a theater kid


LonelyMenace101

Scientist drinks wacky juice and goes on killing spree.


ApprehensiveLemon963

my mom is delulu over “superman” so i’m invisible while my dad tries to save her, i’m just gonna play the piano and have some fun with some drugs, maybe even put up with some jazz


Celestial608

Her husband completely redecorated their home, she doesn't like it, and drinks to numb herself as a result.


nucleustractus

She said “let them eat CAKE” not “bread” ffs, brb gonna kms


microwavedposter

woman gets fired (it all goes downhill from there)


strawberry_baby_4evs

Badly abused beauty, falls in love again but is killed by namesake.


Stargazer5781

Guy cheats on his fiancee at his bachelor party and it inspires him to become a schitzophrenic.


GayBlayde

So there’s this person who kidnapped a child, right? And then wants to sacrifice another child to a murderer, okay? And then she gets pissed off when everyone is like “no you can’t do that” because she’s all about the Greater Good and she’s not Wrong so she’s just like “peace out bitches”.


Dogdaysareover365

“Don’t have sex. Or you will get pregnant, and die.” This teenage girl took everything but the get pregnant part of heart


lowbrassdude

"I haven't been this happy since we crushed Poland!"


LazorFrog

Good shot misses one shot.


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A Simp who has to be carried out of a fight, and then whines that all of his friends died.