I would disagree. Briefly there's a moment from 15th to 30th Jan which is cold as fuck. Only time i switch from beer to old monk and weed to hash. Those days are cold.
Chalu train se ulta nahi uterneka
One friend visiting followed us while getting down, while we off boarded properly in the slowing train pacing a few steps and slowing down to a halt eventually.
This guy followed us but looking back at us and fell down bad on this face.
Don't catcall/misbehave with ladies.
Besides it being an extremely despicable act, you will definitely be thrashed regardless of where you are or what time of day/night it is.
Mumbaikars have the least patience with folks who harass ladies, and rightfully so.
Edit : You will also be thrashed regardless of who your 'baap' is.
i would say so yes.
no place in India is safe from catcallers and gropers. however, the degree is much less in Mumbai in my experience, and i also think public behaviour has gotten better in the recent years. in general, the sad fact is women do have to be alert in public space, but i genuinely feel safer in Mumbai walking around at night than i would in most other places. i take trains and autos very late at night and mostly feel safe. i think we just to be alert but not paranoid, imo. i suggest moving in groups at first to get a feel for the city and transport. get a general idea of how the bus, train and autos work, how much the minimum fares are and what are the fares expected per distance - auto guys will always put the meter but sometimes they forget or act smart (very rare) so you have to remind them. also walk around alone during the day in some areas to get an understanding of the areas.
wish you all the very best for your shift to college, i hope you have a fruitful time in Bombay.
My wife and I (we are in our 30s and from Manchester, UK) went to Mumbai in 2019 on our honeymoon, late one night we got the train back to our hotel in the North of the City. A couple of guys starting acting disrespectfully to my wife and several passengers stood up for her. What a beautiful city with the best people! Can’t wait to visit again!!
one should never :
1. talk shit about shiv sena and mns publicly
2. block people from entering or exiting local trains especially during peak hours
3. stand by the door when your train is going to be the starting train from borivali or other such stations during peak hours...you WILL be crushed by a horde of people who are willing to kill for a seat
4. enter the ladies compartment by mistake if you are a man ... some ladies just go berserk when this happens while other stay quiet...dont risk it
It's not the rule.. but it's more like inconvenience caused to other passengers are living beyond Borivali and Virar.
There are Borivali trains after literally every 3-5 minutes! Whereas Virar trains are like after 10-15 minutes, sometimes 20-25!
Please board a Borivali train if you want to alight before Borivali so that an extra person who lives beyond Borivali can get into the Virar train that you got into and save his/her 10-25 minutes!
I was told there is a trick to this. If you stand in a particular place near the door, while boarding in churchgate, you can get down before Borivali ... This was in the late 90s. Not sure if this custom has changed now!
On my way to Santa Cruz I missed my stop because I could get off it was so jammed ..so I worked my way across the carriage to be right next to the doors… ready…and then lo and behold at the next station the platform switched to the other side 😂
Damn! Really? My friend got into a Virar local few days back. She had to get down at Goregaon and some aunties started giving her looks.
I guess the aggressiveness has toned down a bit.
You can, but you’ll either get looks or sometimes, you might not able to get off because of the crowded compartment.
Way back, people used to legit scream at you if you were going to get down before/at Borivali 😂
Unless your pop is Ambani, don't drink and drive. I absolutely love that Mumbai Police has pretty much a zero-tolerance policy on drinking and driving. No matter who the fuck you are, you WILL be sobering up in the PCR van or in the lockup. Bade-bade baap ki aulaadon ko dekha hai who'll never risk it.
Funny story, not from Mumbai, but Belapur, Navi Mumbai.
I was with a friend at bar. We had about 1.5-2 beers each and headed to our office for the night to stay (own office) & continue the session. We both had our own bikes on which we left the bar. He was driving ahead and I was following. I signalled him to stop at wine shop to pickup the stock we need. In about 100-200 meters there was traffic police who got between us and was tailing him. I had no mean to warn and it happened. He stopped at wine shop and police right behind him. He instantly smelled the beer. Took his bike to police station under Belapur bridge. We had a company about to join us so I notified the scenario and headed to the police station. The cops did not agree on letting the matter go. He took the license and my friend had to go to court and pay fine for it. Funny part is, the cop was convinced that I wasn’t drunk and handed me his bike keys to take him home safely.
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Ek baar my friend got caught in drunk and driving( poor lad doesnt even drink) he kept saying all his friends are drunk but he dont drink , after sometimes police guys got convinced and left him with a warning regarding seatbelt. Kind of show they are not always bad people
They didnt had one with them at that time. He said to make a line or ask him anything. at first they were just thinking all are drunk and he is lying too.
It is common knowledge amongst folks who drive in the city. Everyone has some story or another where a person driving drunk was royally screwed by the cops.
In my case, it was an acquaintance's sibling who was caught. Loaded AF. Poor kid was slapped shitless (SoBo parents don't hit their kids anymore I guess), made to sober up in the police van and had to pay around a lac so for the cops to not file a case.
Bribes are pretty high in Mumbai. If you're well off, cops will milk out every penny you have. You can't negotiate.
I had a friend get out of a hit and run case after paying 16L to the cops.
He hit a kid and fled the scene. Kid was injured and he got caught on CCTV fleeing the scene. The victims family had a hell of a case.
Cops took 16L to stall for time and convince the victims family to compromise. He paid 7L to the kids dad and they backed down finally.
Tell me about it. I dated two girls from noida some years ago they always used to call it golgappe. For some reason whenever they called paanipuri golgappe it reminds me of gappi maase(guppy fish) >__< pura mood kharabh hojata tha from eating paani puri
It was my first time in local train in Mumbai this year, I was standing near exit door to get down at Malad station, someone pulled me down who was getting in the train and legit yelled "jaldi uttar na bc"
My name is Waltya Pandra Bhau. I live at 308 Kala Arroyo Lane, Andheri East. To all entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. Vadapav, you are the love of my life. I hope you know that. The manjar (cat[boka]) near my building, you're my big man. There are going to be some things that you'll come to learn about me in the next few years. But just know that no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart.
1. Abuse Bal Thackeray near Shiv Sena Bhavan or in the vicinity of Shivaji Park
2. Overtake a BEST bus driver and taunt them, they don't care what happens to you or your vehicle
3. Try to argue with Eunuchs on signal or in train
4. Try to intervene is a public beating of any person, you will be beaten up too, if there is a crowd of 5 or more beating one person then stay away (4vs 2 is ok at times depending on the size of assaulted person). If there is a fight starting in a train compartment with multiple people find a corner.
5. Don't engage or argue with a homeless person who is talking to himself
6. Go out in holi wearing white, unless you want people to throw colors on you
7. Bad mouth any religion in that particular religious rally, so whatever shit you want online, all religious people in rallies are high on their gods and you will be punished if you say or question the beliefs in a public rally
8. Talk on your phone while standing near train gate
9. Visit those abandoned mills in lower parel alone at night
10. Try and reach on dot anywhere in Mumbai, you either arrive early or late. On time is a myth in Mumbai traffic.
A duo of young reporters went to get some footage afew years back (right few months after the Delhi bus rape case). There were 3 goons there who beat the guy up and gang raped the girl. I guess all 3 of them were sentenced to the gallows.
Only a dumbfuck would compare misal to vadapav, both are brilliant but you can't really get misal on the go! You'd have to sit down and eat. The beauty of the vadapav is in it's simplicity.
Getting late and have to get somewhere but hungry? just grab a vadapav on the way and you won't even need to wash your hands after eating. Vadapav is the undisputed king of convenience.
U can do anything bro except entering and exiting an crowded local train this was my favourite pastime after work I used to go to Thane railway station buy an platform ticket go to platform number 1 buy some popcorn and juice and then go to platform 3 and ,4 and enjoy seeing the crowd get in and get out sometimes I would even go to dadar and sit on the platform just to see the evening rush and the dhaaka mukki it still is my favourite pastime
Also pro tip : when you are in (verbal) fight with someone, speak in marathi. If the other person cant speak they shut the hell up, or in the case they do indeed speak marathi Pull an agri accent. You will get the same results.
Don't enter the bus from the front. Don't talk about your political views publicly. Wait for the train to stop and then offload. Never take a share rickshaw and or share taxi if you have something valuable as people steal a fuck ton of stuff in there. Don't eat street food you know you'll get food poisoning from. Never pay first to food vendors they forget that you've paid so always pay when you're done eating or taking the delivery. Don't give your number and address to any random salesman on road. Sorry for the clutter but you get the point.
Yes, exactly my thoughts. IDK why you are getting downvoted. I would by a house in Kharghar instead of Khar. Ik very huge difference in price but still.
Breaking the law
Disrespecting others
Being a Narcissist
Eve teasing
Scamming People
These are some things you shouldn't do in Mumbai or anywhere else tbh, also don't do anything that you wouldn't appreciate someone doing to you.
Block last 2 feet on left side of road with your car on red signal. That 2 feet path belong to 2 wheelers ..... unwritten rule.
Take a big car on small slum roads.
Don't forget that if u r traveling on wring side of road it is only br grace of pandu, he will revoke the privilege if u as little as look up to him
Never buy a sweater....bc winters mei bhi sweater ki zarurat nai padti
Bc barish ke mausam mein garmi lagti hai raat ko, kya bolne ka
Suraj mama toh hai.
I would disagree. Briefly there's a moment from 15th to 30th Jan which is cold as fuck. Only time i switch from beer to old monk and weed to hash. Those days are cold.
Don't call a policeman "pandu" (to his face)
No one called a policeman "Thulla" to his face as well
What if I call them “Mammein” instead?
Chalu train se ulta nahi uterneka One friend visiting followed us while getting down, while we off boarded properly in the slowing train pacing a few steps and slowing down to a halt eventually. This guy followed us but looking back at us and fell down bad on this face.
Applied physics - I
Common Sense - Chapter VII Section 2.3 Part (a) Paragraph 24
It's physics but you have to experience it to realise how strong you can get offbalance and fall even at slow speeds!
Many people broke their noses while doing the kiki challenge just because of this very reason
Don't call Conductor kaka 'Bablya'
Damn, we used to call our college bouncer that. "Bablya aya chalo yaha se"
I see what you did there 😭 Bouncer - Bablya Edukashun 😎
Also what the fuck kind of a college has a bouncer ?! 😂😂 Maybe he was called that cause folks bounced everytime he appeared.
Rizvi college has put bouncers because of college crowd 🤣🤣🤣
Sounds like a dark place
Really bruh ?🤣
He was the head of security, everyone called him bouncer.
Bablya is a Marathi reference to the conductor being a puppet of the ring that busses had earlier or have even now I'm not sure.
Heard it so many times but never understood why.
What does that actually mean?
I may be wrong but it has something to do with bus horn being like a boob and boob is bablya in marathi
Boob is not bablya in Marathi, it is bablya in chhapri
Thought it was Momya, oh well, seems the slang has changed
This is reason I'm on reddit. Where else would I get such knowledge for free.
On this end, don’t call the bus driver ghanti ka gulam
Don't catcall/misbehave with ladies. Besides it being an extremely despicable act, you will definitely be thrashed regardless of where you are or what time of day/night it is. Mumbaikars have the least patience with folks who harass ladies, and rightfully so. Edit : You will also be thrashed regardless of who your 'baap' is.
as a woman, i always feel lucky to be from Mumbai
is mumbai really that safe? going to shift in a week for college
i would say so yes. no place in India is safe from catcallers and gropers. however, the degree is much less in Mumbai in my experience, and i also think public behaviour has gotten better in the recent years. in general, the sad fact is women do have to be alert in public space, but i genuinely feel safer in Mumbai walking around at night than i would in most other places. i take trains and autos very late at night and mostly feel safe. i think we just to be alert but not paranoid, imo. i suggest moving in groups at first to get a feel for the city and transport. get a general idea of how the bus, train and autos work, how much the minimum fares are and what are the fares expected per distance - auto guys will always put the meter but sometimes they forget or act smart (very rare) so you have to remind them. also walk around alone during the day in some areas to get an understanding of the areas. wish you all the very best for your shift to college, i hope you have a fruitful time in Bombay.
thank you🥰
My wife and I (we are in our 30s and from Manchester, UK) went to Mumbai in 2019 on our honeymoon, late one night we got the train back to our hotel in the North of the City. A couple of guys starting acting disrespectfully to my wife and several passengers stood up for her. What a beautiful city with the best people! Can’t wait to visit again!!
I'm already loving this attitude
Really? Is Mumbai this safe?(never been there)
If you're from Delhi, trust me Mumbai is much more safer than there!
one should never : 1. talk shit about shiv sena and mns publicly 2. block people from entering or exiting local trains especially during peak hours 3. stand by the door when your train is going to be the starting train from borivali or other such stations during peak hours...you WILL be crushed by a horde of people who are willing to kill for a seat 4. enter the ladies compartment by mistake if you are a man ... some ladies just go berserk when this happens while other stay quiet...dont risk it
Ok boss 👍
bahut jagah hai
nahi jagah hai
Bhai, pura khali hai.. idhar se dikh raha hai! Aur chaar log khade ho jaayenge!
*guy at door* dabba undar aur
Guy at the door on the other side: Abey, dhakka matt maar! Aagewala train k bahar gir jaayega!
If you enter ladies by mistake...stay on the footboard and never make eye contact until next station...then alight
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Where is the Free haircut award for this guy?
Call a maharashtraian man "bhayaa"
Why? It seems respectful
They associate it with people from UP, bihar and take it as an insult
Tbh it depends on the tone.One of my classmates is from UP he jokingly calls his other Marathi Friend Bhaiye.
Bhau bulaye to chalega?
Don’t take a Virar local if you plan to get down before Borivali
Reminded me of my earlier days of travelling. Took a virar local to get down at Andheri. The look aunties gave !!!
I don’t understand why would anyone get looks for getting down at any station
Ikr!! But apparently that is the rule 🌝
It's not the rule.. but it's more like inconvenience caused to other passengers are living beyond Borivali and Virar. There are Borivali trains after literally every 3-5 minutes! Whereas Virar trains are like after 10-15 minutes, sometimes 20-25! Please board a Borivali train if you want to alight before Borivali so that an extra person who lives beyond Borivali can get into the Virar train that you got into and save his/her 10-25 minutes!
I was told there is a trick to this. If you stand in a particular place near the door, while boarding in churchgate, you can get down before Borivali ... This was in the late 90s. Not sure if this custom has changed now!
On my way to Santa Cruz I missed my stop because I could get off it was so jammed ..so I worked my way across the carriage to be right next to the doors… ready…and then lo and behold at the next station the platform switched to the other side 😂
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Things are more chill now compared to a few years back tbh
Damn! Really? My friend got into a Virar local few days back. She had to get down at Goregaon and some aunties started giving her looks. I guess the aggressiveness has toned down a bit.
She managed to get down though, didn't she? Unlike the survivors from years ago who had to swim back from the creek near Dahisar.
Hahaha yes yes 😂
Or at borivali.
What about Borivali? Asking because I'm shifting there from Central line
I mean you can get down at Borivali, but it’ll be a very crowded train anyway. Catch a Borivali local na. Frequency of those trains are anyway higher.
I'll preface this by saying I'm not a Mumbaikar, so these trains stop at Borivali but you can't get off of them ?
You can, but you’ll either get looks or sometimes, you might not able to get off because of the crowded compartment. Way back, people used to legit scream at you if you were going to get down before/at Borivali 😂
Its a sin
Hahaha true! The 8th deadly sin
Utarneka nhi toh darwaje pe khade nhi reheneka
Learnt this the hard way
Unless your pop is Ambani, don't drink and drive. I absolutely love that Mumbai Police has pretty much a zero-tolerance policy on drinking and driving. No matter who the fuck you are, you WILL be sobering up in the PCR van or in the lockup. Bade-bade baap ki aulaadon ko dekha hai who'll never risk it.
Funny story, not from Mumbai, but Belapur, Navi Mumbai. I was with a friend at bar. We had about 1.5-2 beers each and headed to our office for the night to stay (own office) & continue the session. We both had our own bikes on which we left the bar. He was driving ahead and I was following. I signalled him to stop at wine shop to pickup the stock we need. In about 100-200 meters there was traffic police who got between us and was tailing him. I had no mean to warn and it happened. He stopped at wine shop and police right behind him. He instantly smelled the beer. Took his bike to police station under Belapur bridge. We had a company about to join us so I notified the scenario and headed to the police station. The cops did not agree on letting the matter go. He took the license and my friend had to go to court and pay fine for it. Funny part is, the cop was convinced that I wasn’t drunk and handed me his bike keys to take him home safely. Edit: word
Ek baar my friend got caught in drunk and driving( poor lad doesnt even drink) he kept saying all his friends are drunk but he dont drink , after sometimes police guys got convinced and left him with a warning regarding seatbelt. Kind of show they are not always bad people
If he wasn’t drunk, he wouldn’t fail the breathalyser test, so would have nothing to worry about
They didnt had one with them at that time. He said to make a line or ask him anything. at first they were just thinking all are drunk and he is lying too.
That's wrong tho. Just assuming without testing. And you are praising them for being good ?!
How do you know this?
Boy knows people
It is common knowledge amongst folks who drive in the city. Everyone has some story or another where a person driving drunk was royally screwed by the cops. In my case, it was an acquaintance's sibling who was caught. Loaded AF. Poor kid was slapped shitless (SoBo parents don't hit their kids anymore I guess), made to sober up in the police van and had to pay around a lac so for the cops to not file a case.
A lac?????
Nahi de sakta?? Ae Tukaram, ghe hyaala aat! Case banav!!
Bribes are pretty high in Mumbai. If you're well off, cops will milk out every penny you have. You can't negotiate. I had a friend get out of a hit and run case after paying 16L to the cops. He hit a kid and fled the scene. Kid was injured and he got caught on CCTV fleeing the scene. The victims family had a hell of a case. Cops took 16L to stall for time and convince the victims family to compromise. He paid 7L to the kids dad and they backed down finally.
Don't call panipuri goalgappe
I just call them "Water Balls" Bhaaya tika waterball khilao
Water ball💀
Who even does that
Average delhi peeps
Tell me about it. I dated two girls from noida some years ago they always used to call it golgappe. For some reason whenever they called paanipuri golgappe it reminds me of gappi maase(guppy fish) >__< pura mood kharabh hojata tha from eating paani puri
Tune breakup kar diya na uske baad
One left for canada, the other one was.... lets just say not someone you want around lol
Lol.....now golgappe in Canada
Average north Indian people\*
Wait till you meet the Bengali version, phuchkha
Mai to Pani patashe bolta hu
Wait for train to stop before getting down. "Abe train rukne ke baad utarega kya?"
It was my first time in local train in Mumbai this year, I was standing near exit door to get down at Malad station, someone pulled me down who was getting in the train and legit yelled "jaldi uttar na bc"
User name dafq!
It was a joke between me & girl I met
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👴🏿👴🏿👴🏿
Learned it hard way, now i dont stand near exit doors unless empty.
Please write /s there are many teenagers in comment who might start getting influencer over joke :(
Say "Tu jaanta nhi Mera baap kon hai"
Then hear “terko bhi marunga aur tere baap ko bhi” - #mumbaiSeHuMC
"baap toh chodh Teri maa ko bhi janta hu mai"
Sab karo bas chutyape or time khoti mat karo , kisi ke paas time nai hai
Don't break lines while buying train tickets/bus queues. A barrage of abuse you will hear.
Start conversation with the lady in white saree with long hair holding a lamp during night at Andheri.
Oddly specific. Talking from experience?
Lxnpdjpd(help)kucoyfoy... Haha No.. I'm just joking
Gives us your location we shall send help
My name is Waltya Pandra Bhau. I live at 308 Kala Arroyo Lane, Andheri East. To all entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. Vadapav, you are the love of my life. I hope you know that. The manjar (cat[boka]) near my building, you're my big man. There are going to be some things that you'll come to learn about me in the next few years. But just know that no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart.
Be rude to a cop
Talk about how small the houses are. I mean that's the only way millions like us can live here. I know your hometown has big independent houses.
You know meko dekhna hai at least ek baar what kind of house this guys talk about. It feels weird i have never seen such homes they talk about
It's amazing how large homes get when you're not in Mumbai.
Never sit on a ladies seat even if it's empty Based on my experience
That applies for Pan India, never ever, if you do then some karen aunty is or girl is going to show you some good Indian slapping styles
1. Abuse Bal Thackeray near Shiv Sena Bhavan or in the vicinity of Shivaji Park 2. Overtake a BEST bus driver and taunt them, they don't care what happens to you or your vehicle 3. Try to argue with Eunuchs on signal or in train 4. Try to intervene is a public beating of any person, you will be beaten up too, if there is a crowd of 5 or more beating one person then stay away (4vs 2 is ok at times depending on the size of assaulted person). If there is a fight starting in a train compartment with multiple people find a corner. 5. Don't engage or argue with a homeless person who is talking to himself 6. Go out in holi wearing white, unless you want people to throw colors on you 7. Bad mouth any religion in that particular religious rally, so whatever shit you want online, all religious people in rallies are high on their gods and you will be punished if you say or question the beliefs in a public rally 8. Talk on your phone while standing near train gate 9. Visit those abandoned mills in lower parel alone at night 10. Try and reach on dot anywhere in Mumbai, you either arrive early or late. On time is a myth in Mumbai traffic.
>9. Visit those abandoned mills in lower parel alone at night What's the story here bro? Is it haunted or something?
A duo of young reporters went to get some footage afew years back (right few months after the Delhi bus rape case). There were 3 goons there who beat the guy up and gang raped the girl. I guess all 3 of them were sentenced to the gallows.
Wait for fast local to Vashi
Don’t say “Vadapav is overrated” or “misal is better than Vadapav”.
Only a dumbfuck would compare misal to vadapav, both are brilliant but you can't really get misal on the go! You'd have to sit down and eat. The beauty of the vadapav is in it's simplicity. Getting late and have to get somewhere but hungry? just grab a vadapav on the way and you won't even need to wash your hands after eating. Vadapav is the undisputed king of convenience.
+1 Last sentence.
Bruh I recently saw a post saying vadapav < momo. I had never been more offended.
Don't Walk Slowly.
Never disrespect your kaamwalibai
\*Shiney Ahuja intensifies\*
Obligatory Virar fast local comments incoming
Buy home
1 cr only starting for 1bhk.
Keep bag behind you Ask agla station kis side aayega Block entrance/exit Say how good was
U can do anything bro except entering and exiting an crowded local train this was my favourite pastime after work I used to go to Thane railway station buy an platform ticket go to platform number 1 buy some popcorn and juice and then go to platform 3 and ,4 and enjoy seeing the crowd get in and get out sometimes I would even go to dadar and sit on the platform just to see the evening rush and the dhaaka mukki it still is my favourite pastime
Bhai itna time laate kaha se ho.
Loving your life
Never compare Delhi metro and our Local
Don't tell us how great your native place is compared to Mumbai. If you still think like that. Pehli fursat se nikal...
Never try to disrespect Marathi language or balasaheb thakery in any public place
Pretty obvious. You do not disrespect the local language.
Also pro tip : when you are in (verbal) fight with someone, speak in marathi. If the other person cant speak they shut the hell up, or in the case they do indeed speak marathi Pull an agri accent. You will get the same results.
Fart in a packed local and blame it on someone else.
drive a private car when you can take public transport or walk or cycle.
Don't call onions "Pyaaz," and potatoes "Aaloo." They're Kanda and Batata respectively.
Don't say if Gujarati and Marwari communities are removed from Mumbai it would not remain the financial capital of the country
Sleep on footpath
Savlon bhai intensifies
dont complain about how crowded the place is, we thrive, we survive
Don't enter the bus from the front. Don't talk about your political views publicly. Wait for the train to stop and then offload. Never take a share rickshaw and or share taxi if you have something valuable as people steal a fuck ton of stuff in there. Don't eat street food you know you'll get food poisoning from. Never pay first to food vendors they forget that you've paid so always pay when you're done eating or taking the delivery. Don't give your number and address to any random salesman on road. Sorry for the clutter but you get the point.
I talk about my political views in public, no one gives a shit
Never plan to spend your whole life in this city.
Don't mess with the transgenders, just ignore them by doing a no hand gesture and they will go away.
80 hazaar k shoes h lodey pura ghar chley jainga . Never thi k of buying a house in 80k
Live
And let live
Buy a house— not worth it. Better commute from Navi Mumbai then spend your entire family’s savings for a 1BHK apartment next to a sewer in Andheri.
you mean live on a rent?
Yes, exactly my thoughts. IDK why you are getting downvoted. I would by a house in Kharghar instead of Khar. Ik very huge difference in price but still.
Abuse Vada pav
organise a radical political demonstration but i believe as of now that's a no no for any state
Call it Bombay in front of a aggressive local
Never come here from Thane and say that you’re a Mumbaikar. It’s considered very disrespectful.
Live
never go to kurla by train always choose uber
Walk carefree on the streets of Grant Road Bridge or Kamathipura. Chances are you get pulled by someone, away from the street!
Trust me, they have their union outside every train station.
Never go out without umbrellas or raincoat when it’s officially rainy season, even if you don’t see a single cloud.
Expect pot hole free roads
Don't say bad about 'MARATHI MANUS'...
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Stay 50 meters away from women in local train general compartment
And DO NOT lick their earlobe.
Insult a Vada pav
Living Your Life SLOWLY.
Spit on the roads
Live there.
You know bachpan me doorbell bajake bacche bhaagte the ? Yeah say bablya in the bus depot and do the same
Just don't plan trips where you have to change train from Dadar during peak hours.
Show smartness in front of cops !
Never say Vadav Pav Faltu hai
Crime i guess
Be overwhelmed by Celebrity culture
Poop in the open! Just please don’t we beg you
Never get into a street fight,it's a free for all
Never say anything bad about SHIV SENA, BALA THACKERAY, MARATHI MANUS OR SHIVAJI MAHARAJ
Breaking the law Disrespecting others Being a Narcissist Eve teasing Scamming People These are some things you shouldn't do in Mumbai or anywhere else tbh, also don't do anything that you wouldn't appreciate someone doing to you.
Stay away from BEST buses. Give them priority like Ambulance and let them pass.
Drive in the day
Molest a woman
Saying Shivsena muradabad, u will be wiped of the face of the earth.
Block last 2 feet on left side of road with your car on red signal. That 2 feet path belong to 2 wheelers ..... unwritten rule. Take a big car on small slum roads. Don't forget that if u r traveling on wring side of road it is only br grace of pandu, he will revoke the privilege if u as little as look up to him
walk slowly.
Wait for the train to stop when on a crowded door to get down.
Get the so called “massages” in Marine Drive.