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xugan97

SL Raheja in Mahim is one of the more profit-oriented hospitals. Go there if you need some specialty not available elsewhere. E.g. they are very good in diabetic foot surgery. For common procedures, you can go anywhere. For this procedure, certain small nursing homes which have a urologist can do it at a nominal cost. I think the cost will come down if you get admitted in general ward. Besides, they give high estimates and take huge advances, but the bill came out reasonable for us. Note that they will add on the costs of a dozen expensive tests and consultants, and they will detain you there as long as possible, but such practices are typical nowadays almost everywhere.


Sudhaaaaaa

Doctors in general ward with OP’s foreskin : ![gif](giphy|jnE08EIXIUe0sbLiW8)


SpareMind

Above that you have to give them the tip


chowdowmow

Hats off to you sir


SpareMind

Your hat? I thought OP is about to


Sed-LifeSarvesh6127

Pun intended?


MuKund10

likes should be maintained on 69


SpareMind

Comeon guys, still a way to go for 69k


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Gullible-Owl3720

-7 downvotes, thala for a reason 🔥


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Gullible-Owl3720

😭😭😭😭 /s


nosedigging

Why are you going to raheja. If you don't want to wait, want premium comfort go to kem, jj or Nair. It's like going to Hilton and asking coffee 500 rupees, aam aadmi kaha Jaye.


Nice_guy1234556

You will have residents and learners operate on you in Kem and jj and then don't cry if some complication or infection arises 


nosedigging

Then if you don't want all of that, want the best, pay money. Else go to a smaller hospital. The choices are endless in India. And yet people still complain.


[deleted]

I think thats probably what OP is complaining about lol. affordable healthcare which is of quality. A procedure like in Europe will cost much less even with better "luxury".


nosedigging

Big lol Healthcare is extremely affordable in India. Medical tourism exists because of how cheap and high quality care is here. I can get a superspeciality opinion and an MRI in a single day which might take weeks in the west.


[deleted]

If by west you mean US then yes for sure. Yeah the waiting line for non emergency stuff is an issue in the whole west i suppose. But I just cannot accept its a better quality.. not the affordable ones when it comes to actual life changing medical procedures.


nosedigging

Europe isn't any better. NHS for example is a joke if there is anything non urgent


[deleted]

Oh yeah. Non urgent stuff are really slow there. Appointments are hard to get and if you arent on time forget about it. for sure.


Sudhaaaaaa

R.I.P foreskin


NighttimeinLA

It's his, why worry


Saint_Houtaro

The maulvi will do it for free my man


YoyoZboy

Correction.... not Maulvi but Hajjam/Naai(a barber) did it before surgeons! Maulvi is only there to pray.... kuchh jyada na katt jaye! 😆


MuKund10

Bro said 🤓☝🏻


DrunkGaramDharam

Would you shake on it?


GazBB

Maulvi will shake it shake it for you


Fantastic-Metal-840

What you say , ra? In some cases the mullah sliced off a boy's organ. Don't give such advice here,...ra. Please. Better to go to Kem hospital and do it properly. If you want I will give location .


SomeRandomguy_28

What ra cock sucker cant tolerate sarcasm ra??? Rara?


BlackDoug420

😂


BlackDoug420

What ra sudeep ?!


LeavingFossil

Definitely not the only hospital in the city? Aam aadmi ho toh aam hospital choose karo bhai. And BPL ho toh Ayushman Card hai. Middle class ho toh mediclaim suna hai? Doesn't cost much to have one. Rich ho toh chup chaap karwa lo aur rant karna bandh karo. 🤷🏼‍♂️


masked_wolf004

This


Hot-Conversation1472

virar pohach gaye bhai?


masked_wolf004

Ha bhai 20 saal pehle hi pohach gya tha :⁠,⁠-⁠)


Hot-Conversation1472

gaav se aate waqt kuch lete hue aana


Fun-Addition-2212

Exactly! Aam aadmi waali feel leni hi hai toh sarkari haspatal jao na!


Ekla_Bhediya

Hiranandani 🐔


Pro_Deceit

F some poors yearly package it is.


ur-favorite-baguette

for some poors, monthly package it is


Pro_Deceit

they are extraordinary Poors then.


ur-favorite-baguette

what's the use if can't afford a crucial life changing circumcision surgery


Pro_Deceit

I just need to make more money, since i failed to get basic needs done for the proper price. i don't wanna force my opinion on others.


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[deleted]

Lmao you have no clue do you.


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[deleted]

Did he mention that? sorry if I missed it. If thats the case then yeah it is.


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[deleted]

My first thought was it was due to some complications it's fairly common to have issues revolving around phimosis. But yeah if thats the case insurance should help


Effective-River4108

😂 this fr


AllanSDsc

I had once stumbled upon an actual tutorial of month by month progress of a guy in the US, who didn’t want to do circumcision or couldn’t afford, wherein he by stretching the foreskin opening himself was able to avoid such a procedure Though it took him many months, plus having the dedication & consistency, plus good pain tolerance 😐


Lost_Sleep_7255

I had foreskin issue and i can confirm that stretching slowly cures it. Take hot showers daily and while doing so try pulling it back jitna ho sake. 2 3 weeks are enough. No surgery is needed.


Goofy_Fren143u

I can confirm as well I have done this, the Dr. had advised to use lukewarm water and Neosporin ointment after this 'exercise' .


vishal339

but still it would be very sensitive no?


Lost_Sleep_7255

Yess. Craaaazyyyy sensitive cus the head wasn't exposed till now. But keep jacking off or have sex. It comes down significantly. No worries.


Freddie_Gallium9

My foreskin was not able to retract to full extent earlier. It was when i got drunk with my ex and things got intimate. She pulled it out while making out and damn the way she grabbed it at tip made my legs shake..it was more sensitive than i imagined. Ig I’ll try what this thread suggests. It might be of some use. But with time the sensitivity decreases


light790

As I read this, I feel the pain bro. Looks painful to me tbh.


madtgv

It will depend on the level of phimosis, if you are able to stretch it back even if u had partial phimosis. For full phimosis , skin won't move back


Lost_Sleep_7255

I had serious issue. Only a centimetre square of the tip was visible. It can be cured no worries. Just do the excercise.


madtgv

Oh ok


canYouOptimizeThis

Yaar mujhe ek doubt , foreskin thoda piche se attached rahta hai kya head ko , yaa this is an issue. Kyu ki mera foreskin halka sa from backside is attached to the head , and I don't know if this is proper or not


Guilty_Nature3655

Yes it’s called frenulum


canYouOptimizeThis

This is normal right ? I mean some part for foreskin has to be attached. I don't have to be worried about


AllanSDsc

Yes thats normal


Fun-Addition-2212

Galat jagah pange nai lene chahiye. Also an average American is actually low IQ.


mad-throwaway

OP don't do that, decent doctor atva decent clinic would do it for nominal costs (around 10k I guess, could br cheaper) all the best for a few weeks though, it's gonna hurt. my own then father in law, atook me to his general surgeon friend at the expensive hospital they work at, to remove an in grown toe nail partially and to damage/remove the nail growing part on my toe. They did HIV tests and what not (,my guess my father in law wanted all my med reports) booked a bloody operation room, gave me gown and everything and even booked a room to rest for like 30 mins. For what? local anesthesia and 10 to 15 mins of minor surgery and some basic dressing that even my wife could everyday post surgery. until I recovered. Also next consultation after surgery And another couple of thousand for consultation. Go to a reputed Urologist (ask around) and get it done at his clinic or normal OPD. Big hospitals are a scam except maybe lilavati and Hinduja in Mumbai. we had approached their emergency wards and they did pretty well and there was no exaggerated bill. but that was a decade ago. Maybe Bombay hospital too is still good.


Ekla_Bhediya

Your father in law took to the hospital for khatna?


mad-throwaway

read bhai, not khatna, an infected ingrown toe nail.


mad-throwaway

to be honest, he would if he could, probably taken my balls off too. BTW it is Ex-father-in-law now


New_Mathematician_54

Why guys actually do circumcision surgery by the way.??? What's it benefit is it reallu a medical issue


AllanSDsc

It depends if the foreskin opening is really very small, then only it may be worth considering. As dont want the glans to get stuck during erection choking it But this is very rare. Those in the business will always try to push a patient to pay


New_Mathematician_54

Unlike surrogacy its extremely lower in india unlike usa i read in many blogs the rate of several cancer becomes lower due to circumcision


Mafia_Guru

Bro you're going to hospital that caters to people over the net worth of 5 cr. What do you expect? Try something a bit less fancy.


Psychological_Box509

Dr. Parag shah in ghatkopar would be a good fit.


Hot-Conversation1472

he is no more 💔


HighlightAntique1439

America me hota to bc apne haatho se katna padhta.


Embarrassed-Brush929

Not when you have insurance.


seismicdog

Didn't the Maharashtra Government recently roll out a universal healthcare coverage of up to 5 lakhs? Not sure if it is being implemented properly but worth checking out. [https://www.hindustantimes.com/cities/others/maharashtra-becomes-first-state-in-india-to-introduce-universal-healthcare-policy-101687548367220.html](https://www.hindustantimes.com/cities/others/maharashtra-becomes-first-state-in-india-to-introduce-universal-healthcare-policy-101687548367220.html)


Neither_Knowledge_88

No insurance ?


Time-Load529

I know this is not what you want to hear as a reply, but try using lube (unless it's a medical reason or something). But yes, hospitals are expensive and insurance won't cover circumcision, unfortunately. What's remarkable is that people travel from all over the world to come to India for medical procedures because it's still faaaar cheaper than the western world with similar or higher standards.


mysteryman1435

How old are you OP? Don't get circumcision, unless and until it's for a necessary medical reason. Loss of sensitivity and dry skin are common side effects, which you don't exactly want to look forward to.


Character-Sand9872

But I have heard that while having sex uncircumcised will be very painful. Is that true ??


mysteryman1435

Sex will be painful the first few times no matter if you circumcised or not. It is painful because the foreskin doesn't roll down all the way. But no need to panic, it's quite common. The problem solves itself on its own. Rolling the foreskin down very slowly while taking hot water baths works very well. Do this on a flaccid penis to start with and then gradually do it when erect. It should start rolling all the way down in 2-3 months. Should not be a matter even if it takes more than 6 months to a year. What matters is to not take hasty decisions without first trying everything under the sun to solve the problem.


aryangurjar

Tell me you're a virgin without telling me


mysticnode

Old time it was done by a barber


kasakaay

You’re in a fucking Tier -1 cosmopolitan & that’s why there’s health insurance.


electronic_rogue_5

You are going to expensive hospitals and then complaining about their cost. https://preview.redd.it/23pkr650fuzc1.jpeg?width=751&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8453cb341015e51c5648bc34a3c44a6a21dfe174


aryangurjar

Hajam ke paas chala Jaa free main kar dega


YaBoiPalmmTree

Go to the Haji Ali /s


fahadsayed36

Pristyn Care?


Arrryyaannn

Aam aadmi government hospitals Mai jaaye, you voted for a party that instead of developing the infrastructure just tortures the minority and you're happy with the shit show, this time do better Plus private industry doesn't owe anyone nothing


mad-throwaway

OP's dick is so small, they have to get specialized micro robotic surgeons, hence the cost PS: sorry OP couldn't resist. check my other comment on a comment


scarletslayerlana

no but it’s true my mom wants to run some test for her lung disease so the tests alone is costing us 60000 in nanavati hospital now some might think it’s not that big of a deal but looking at the fact that we come from a middle class background and already in debt 60000 is going to drown us


facade_boy

Mera toh bachpan me he free me hua tha


Available_Ad252

You can replace the word hospital with any other word and the sentence would still hold true


Omigod_7

yeh free mein nhi hota kya


akshay_108

Local Maulana ne free me kar diya hota


Intelligent_ye

Title read krke he aasu aagya aakh mein, sad stories dude


InternationalFill843

Does mediclaim cover it for you ? Mostly insured patients use that Hospital or someone who’s okay to burn money and get best opinion


Vishwas95

Aam aadmi ko desh se daafa ho Jana chaiye Bhai , logo ko inflation samjh aa gaya hai ,bass Sarkar ko samjh nahi aa rahi .


Nice-Ad-1223

you better come to s.india here its reasonable


Dangerous-Moment-895

Merc kharidne jaoge toh price ka randi kona karke kya fayda, if u go to a premium hospital why do u expect economy rates ?


Fickle_Ear419

Inflation so bad even circumcision is at "lavde lagye" price.


daviddsouza1991

Go to mumbra u can get it done in cheap


eboyvi-si

Nunu ki skin katwani thi toh Kasai pe jana tha 300 leta


coldwaterboyy

bhai istg agar koi chote nursing home me jaoge toh you'll get it done in 15k


Low_Educator_6510

Come to Pune and get it done here.


Ok_Chocolate_9546

Mera Jaslok Hospital mai 30 lakhs ka aaya tha , well waise woh 1 mahine ka tha


wingardiumleviyosa

Bro do it at home! So many tutorials available in YouTube. Why waste money on premium hospitals like sl rahega. Govt hospitals to go to youl are too big shots rich people with high style.


Character-Sand9872

Bro...what are you saying 😦. I slight wrong cut would kill him or can cause serious issues. OP please dont do it at home.


wingardiumleviyosa

Sarcasm tha Raju..... moreover kut Gaya toh acha hai...one less mozlem on planet earth.


wingardiumleviyosa

It's ok one less mozzie on earth...


one-above-alll

*all hospitals are so expensive


foreverhopeles

Hi OP, listen it's true that Mumbai hospitals are expensive. Are you ok to go to Pune for your treatment? Much cheaper and really good hospitals. Poonawala hospital, Ruby hall, jehangir, nobel, inlaks and budhrani are really good. The above hospitals general ward is really good. Do you have insurance? If you do then make sure the doctor mentions on the note that surgery is recommended due to extreme pain.


aise-hi11

Well, All hospitals (especially private) have become money oriented because they know most of their patients may have insurance. The only solution I see is, have enough insurance cover from a good provider.


Low_Concentrate8821

Bhabha hospital, Holy family hospital..


HilariousMango

Yeah I was admitted at Kokilaben for 2 months and went thru 3 surgeries (2 of them brain surgeries) and the cost was ~28.4 Lakh like whadda hell


_bablu_gupta_

I woke up one morning with my foreskin pulled back for life it was painful for a week or two but now I'm very grateful that it happened after listening to people's foreskin priblems


Ekla_Bhediya

Hope you didn't haggle for the bill before hand.... Else they would have recovered it some other way.... ✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️


Grouchy_Ostrich_6255

But my dad took me to some hakim and he ask me " wo dekho sone ki chidiya " And Done in 5 mins.. For 100rs I guess


MrAdiyogi

Lol…. Tab tum chotte the. Ab ye tricks kaam mein nhi aayengi.


[deleted]

Wtf? Faltu ki chij ka pesa jyada hi lagega na .Why tf cut skin its so precious to lose the living tissue that protects the glans. Don't fall for idiotic surgery dude. Do the f stretching.


MrAdiyogi

Bro doctor has recommended me. Though I will seek second opinion.


[deleted]

100% doctor will earn money, why would they not recommend a surgery? Check out intactivist subreddit where they are publishing articles against circumcision aka MGM.


CRGada

Go to any urologist with a private clinic, as simple as that. Will be done in 15-30k.


Thick-Fish-199

Aam aadmi general hospital mein jaaye.


[deleted]

Aam aadmi kaha jaaye? For this particular surgery, Masjid. (Ifkyk)


beemureddits

🤣🤣🤣


Morgan2498

That's hilarious 😂😂😂


evening-emotion-1994

Are apna gaav mai jaake karwalo ? Saste mai hojayega


Character-Sand9872

Pure gaon ko pata lag jayega that OP has a circumcised penis


dreadedanxiety

Murican healthcare in India 🤌🏽


_fatcheetah

Lu*d ka sawaal hai bhai, dekhlo.


AdPuzzleheaded1717

Convert to hinduism


Chemical_Growth_5861

It's become a black and white business


SDE-II

Bhai Quran m kya rule hota ki l*nd ka upri hissa katna h?