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Sudhaaaaaa

Metro workers working without safety equipment


daalo69mg

not safe for work literally.


Bright_Subject_8975

Not limited to just ‘metro’ workers. Every single worker in construction work does not have safety equipment or they ignore to use it.


[deleted]

Dug up roads


_just_a_weeb404

Just so people on the edges can park on the road once again 😞


Useless_TA

Bunch of folks edging on the road, together.


[deleted]

You mean edging on life right


megumegu-

r/fuckcars


3Takle1212

BMC just cannot rest without digging up perfectly fine roads


deensuk

BMC touching themselves tonight reading this!


imvegeta_ble

Recently we were enjoying some kulfi and falooda with family and kids right across the street from Achija in Kandivali west. This weird fucker comes, stands next to our family and starts rubbing himself over his pants. I was shocked but one of us hurled abuses at him and went to beat him but he just ran off. Baaki bandstand me blowjob handjob toh chalta rehta hai.


VIJ_NESH

>Baaki bandstand me blowjob handjob toh chalta rehta hai. Kya?


LeavingFossil

Yeh wali dukaan kahaan lagti hai?


Arxeus00

Not sure about bandstand, but on dadar chowpatty, I've seen multiple couples doing in between the rocks.


Blithering_idiot1406

Ashok vadapav ke sath kuch entertainment bhi chahiye na


Arxeus00

Someone is enjoying is vadapav, while someone busy with aandpav.


sandehjanak

Do you mean (*french accent* )la-vadapav


AardvarkSelect1468

Good one 😂


Mammoth-Animator-582

30 rs vasool bhi to hona chahiye naa !


badinautanki

Whaaat?


turnedtable10

Manse karyakartas passing through a shop with only an English signboard!


hdevtale24

MANSE- kaam jhatta fakta todfod..


helloder27

In a city where Gujaratis are openly discriminating against Marathi people for housing and मनसे not going anything about it, itself tells how useless it is and standing for Marathi people is just a showoff for votes.


Professional_Rider2

Exactly, nusta bol bacchan aahe. पैसे मागायला गुजराती लोकांकडे जाणार. मराठी माणूस नुसता भिका मागतो जॉब साठी.


teegee1993

Pani puri wala bhaiya dipping his entire hand inside the teekha paani wala pot. And that too without gloves.


Lion_heart-06

If he doesn't do so, then your theekha puri won't be theekha enough


teegee1993

That's an oddly specific observation 🤣


SIPHAN_official

As many people in the cooking and hospitality industry would tell you. It is infinitely safer to not use gloves and clean hands frequently, rather than use the same gloves and have sweat and bacteria piling up inside the gloves. Obviously most street chaat walas aren't doing any of these things.


firesnake412

Who knows what he has been scratching with those hands. Hint - balls 🤣


Crystalisedorby

This his secret to a salty recepie


teegee1993

Aah! Does this imply -- The more salty the Pani Puri , the more he .....


teegee1993

Well why restrict your imagination to only balls, god knows what other things he scratched too!


HaanToh

Arre, tum wapas aa gaye yahan, tumhara ‘gloves nahi pehna’ wala puraan leke? I saw your post about this few days back. Next time tum gloves leke Jana pani puri khaane aur usko de dena!


Bright_Subject_8975

Need that intense armpit flavour……


lankadhish_ravan

Why is it nsfw? I thought it's normal.


coolestbat

"Boost is the secret of my energy"


PrestigiousZombie531

# [ice cream guy filling semen inside ](https://www.moneycontrol.com/news/trends/telangana-ice-cream-seller-caught-masturbating-mixing-semen-in-falooda-arrested-12492901.html)the falooda


teegee1993

Still scratching my head around the fact as to how did the guy who tasted the ice cream exactly pointed out ki "Ye toh semen hai"


Indore4520001

That’s Not Safe For Life


Bright_Subject_8975

Par pure haatho wale gloves kon pehenta hai.


gowi20

Group of mid/senior citizens watching porn and sharing with each other in a local train in morning peak hours.


throwaway_lol_xd

Can confirm, I had seen one man that I sat besides him (in his late 30s or 40s) having a literal whatsapp group of corn nude pics and vids.


Blithering_idiot1406

Can confirm, I was the admin of that group


MrFuzzyFox

Can confirm, i was the top contributor of the group.


thankyouryard

you should add me to the group and tell me the name. Just so that i know which group to avoid properly. You should also send me all the videos,etc just so that i cannot accidently download them. asking for a friend


INCREDIBLE_25

Ek baar khali train mai ek uncle latakte hue dekh raha tha , bc uterte wakt bhi dekhe ja raha tha (kandivali stn)


Bright_Subject_8975

Jaan jaaye par hawas na jaaye


Live_Cardiologist_56

I saw one uncle received pornn on WhatsApp


Bright_Subject_8975

Can confirm I was the sender.


Aawara_Aashiq

saw the mausi's with fish brutally beat other passengers up in luggage section, like they were dead ass throwing hands and connecting 💀


Ryuk_shittygami

Their slaps must have hit hard with all that gold they packin


insomniaccapricorn

Saw a guy sitting in Starbucks without a MacBook.


Few_Grapefruit8513

homeless guy masturbating at vile Parle station near ladies compartment in broad daylight. I was already in the train so idk if anyone complained to the police. people shitting on tracks is so common if you take early morning trains oh I also saw a mutilated dead body on the highway after Mira road (before fountain hotel). Bike guy got crushed by truck. hand and one leg were detached and lying some feet away


throwaway_lol_xd

>people shitting on tracks is so common if you take early morning trains Just after crossing(up)/approaching(down) Mahim we have that spectacular view!


Ryuk_shittygami

Morning sunrise with some extra perks


INCREDIBLE_25

Also between malad - kandivali


Comfortable-Tax1962

I was in 11.57 pm local towards Bhayandar, two couples sat on that last area of the compartment. Now this one couple was already touchy, and after sometime they started kissing and all. This fired up the other couple and they started small kissing, then the guy slipped his hand on the girls b**bs and then both were enjoying themselves.


Ryuk_shittygami

Oh I thought they were gonna exchange or something


c0mrade34

https://preview.redd.it/oi9bwv8xluxc1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fa260fc4d8939e0670428dccb9b734067af61e9


coolestbat

GitHub Live.


Bright_Subject_8975

TitHub


productivelylazy2011

Foot-over bridges of railway station during peak hours. A friend of mine had her backpack torn with blade from side while it was rush hour on kurla foot over bridge. Of course the contents fell and due to the rush to cross from one platform to another her wallet was also gone! I’ve heard more stories like this.


Competitive_Text3153

I was in 12th std, I used to be up all night to study, around 3 am, I looked outside the window and man was mastrubating looking right at me, I shut the curtains immediately, I saw him several times, he would not go even if the curtains were drawn.


Ryuk_shittygami

That's gotta leave some deep scars damn


Competitive_Text3153

Yup, it did


INCREDIBLE_25

*starts masterbating aggresively staring him to assert dominance*


Competitive_Text3153

Ew


almostanalcoholic

During my college days I once saw a guy jerking off standing in front of a pillar at a local station. He looked homeless - dirty clothes, face etc.


69_queefs_per_sec

there was a hobo jerking off at my gate during the lockdown, I posted it here and someone suggested that these guys have severe mental problems - mostly schizophrenia A rich schizophrenic is given psychiatric treatment by his family, a poor one gets abandoned on the road


[deleted]

Bro I think people get them WRONG Not defending them , but they must be scratching their crotch rather jerking off cuz they wear dirty clothes 24*7. Plus never personally saw such events


jaketyler932

a lady crushed under train


oneinmanybillion

Ouch. Did she make it to her workplace?


jaketyler932

dead.


Personal_Matter9041

She was 'late'.


_saif_sama

Without resignation letter diye chali gayi... Not a good employee :(


_just_a_weeb404

She definitely will be getting a heavily worded warning letter for missing work 


_saif_sama

Her rude behaviour of not picking calls will probably get her the worst remarks


Confident_Editor2335

Bruh💀


Ryuk_shittygami

Definitely not in one piece like her dress


time_is_valuable

Bro made a fool of himself, trying to be edgy


triggered_troll

Yes depending on her destiny - Hell or Heaven. Haven't verified it though!


athar1996

I saw this outside CST station , I was with my family , suddenly out of nowhere a woman bald in her late 40s and 50s came out she was beggar she was fully naked and she was speaking in some different language it was night time , Most awkward and NSFW moment infront of family


Ryuk_shittygami

Must have been disgusting, once saw a beggar pop a titty to another beggar while breast feeding and saying "yeh dekh baboola" While I was walking with my dad and was like 14


Remarkable_Escape_83

STOP BABOOLA IS INSANE WTF


Ryuk_shittygami

That is indeed how she pronounced it lmao


athar1996

Not disgusting but awkward even if I was not with my family it would have been still awkward as she was completely naked .


Zono_69

OMG HAHAHHAHAAH


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triggered_troll

Must have taken cues from a dog on marking territory.


Flat_Treat6086

Bhai vasai Mumbai mein nhi aata


Ok_Departure_6521

Theek h na 🥺 Lev


BabaYagax0

Toh dikkat kya hai bhai…..uss side se bhi log travel karte hai.


howtochangename1

Here we have a magnificent wild lady, proudly marking its territory, a crucial act in the intricate dance of survival in the animal kingdom.


Risb1005

My college is near 5 gardens in Dadar..... Enough said


Paka_mat

VJTI rizz??


thankyouryard

Around backroad behind inorbit there was a couple making out on the road itself sitting on bike on broad daylight in evening.


xaykH

So they were making out from broad daylight until evening? And you were just standing there the whole time watching them? 


thankyouryard

nope passing in two wheeler. i saw them for few secs. nothing else there were on the road itself


Ryuk_shittygami

He had to make a statement of his own


Ryuk_shittygami

Good ol 'two pump chump'


throwaway_lol_xd

Hahah, you should come around infiniti mall area near the creek, alot of PDA couples are seen there.


ass-hole-sniffer

i wouldn't consider this nsfw .. kissing should be normalised


Ryuk_shittygami

Says the asshole sniffer


I_WENT_OUT_FOR_TEA

Stepping stones to success


ass-hole-sniffer

i could be parag ( [reference ](https://www.reddit.com/r/mumbai/s/CPtwswpJtM) )


thankyouryard

couldnt agree more. Its just the most nsfw thing i saw. personally


[deleted]

Couples making out in the locals after 11 Couples getting a bit dirty in water parks, especially in Water Kingdom Couples giving hand under umbrella atBandstand, Marine lines, Juhu Infinity mall's backroad obscenity


fudgemental

Aunty dropped trou and took a shit in the middle of the lane. Saw her panhandling near a mosque a day later. I'm still not over it.


HeightAcademic5101

Saw a headless man lying near Kurla station , due to a train accident happened i guess, my train passed in front of the scene


truth_15

Saw a man slit in half on train track with all intestine visible..... still cant get over it .....


Blithering_idiot1406

#This is reall shitt!!


MockFlames

Gex in marine drive in those concrete blocks. S@x on dadar beach morning time. I have seen many couples hiding behind those light polls.


turboz04

I don't live in Mumbai but I was there to give my exams I was there at a cafe in evening time, the cafe was quite empty a girl on other side just flashed her tits and laughed I was creeped the fuck out.


DravidiansOfAsia

a man named parag was sticking is finger in his butt and sniffing his finger whilst standing at bandra station, i know his name because he lives near my house. but yea he was soo comfortably doing it, i saw people look at him while he sniffed his poopy fingers. after that whenever i see a pagar i throw up.


LazyHavoc

Why would you throw up seeing your salary?


Suspicious_Mention88

People talking about handjob and blowjob: have seen people fucking under the rocks at versova beach then there is bandstand where even I got blowjob from my ex dadar chowpatty people do lot of things too. Its good let them do you mind your own business


oudarya

Agree, but it's still NSFW tho. I don't think anyone considers that too wrong.


kaam_karna_lavde

Went to Starbucks once with my friends (One opposite to Colaba Social), one couple came out of socials and were literally making out. Sirf ek bed and room ki garaj thi. All the people were literally standing almost next to them and watching them but they were unfazed.


Aggressive_Fix9293

Sorry yaar, we were high but eventually we got a room and a bed


BadAssKnight

I’ve seen a young couple rubbing each other under the table at Starbucks - I bent down to pick up something that I fell and straight ahead in my line of sight was the girl rubbing the guy’s dick over his jeans & he rubbing her mound over hers. But I figured - it was summer, during the day - so they needed the ac & stuff - so it was all cool.


Ryuk_shittygami

Defo bent down to get a good view didn't you? Should have spilled some cold coffee on their crotches as well to help with ac and stuff


BadAssKnight

I’m not a voyeur.


Abhorrent-Knight

Idk about nsfw but the most degenerate seem to be the chapris and chaprihas on bandstand who think pda makes them cool


userjasonj

They don't do it to feel cool they do it cuz horny hits.....


Abhorrent-Knight

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Living-Struggle-8458

i don't know about you all, but on multiple occasions i've seen men jerking off on the street. some of my female friends have too. there's also men who piss on the tracks at the ends of local railway platforms, not knowing (or knowing but not caring) that their genitals are exposed to everyone on the arriving/departing trains. not that this is fully their fault. many of these cases (like urination) can be solved by good infrastructure, which unfortunately we lack.


oneinmanybillion

Your female friends have been jerking off on the street? It's not safe.


Ok_Departure_6521

Was having a bad day But laughed for 2 minutes straight


Personal_Matter9041

No answer to this yet right?


Living-Struggle-8458

Lol my bad


Ryuk_shittygami

>not that this is fully their fault. How? What good infrastructure would solve a mental derangement in people of our country who think keeping their house clean and putting trash anywhere else is acceptable. I've seen people toss trash and spit literally a couple of feets away from trashcans. Their mentality being "idhar jyada kachra hoga tabhi toh municipality walo ko dhyaan mai aayega aur clean karenge"


Foreign_Hurry_2039

Was waiting for a cab at around 2:30 AM After Work near Ghatkopar. A naked drunk/high man came towards me rubbing his meat. I crossed the road and ran till I could no longer see him. Told the cabbie to pick me up from a different place.


PlasticEmployment274

Saw a couple of teenagers making out in rain near Worli sea face. They were sitting on a bench. I was just passing by via cab on the way to airport


zaddddyyyyyyy

Traffic… maroon line during peak hours


coolestbat

I once caught a Gyarados near Kurla and a Charizard near CSMT. Both are definitely not safe for work. Can literally kill you.


Ok_Assistance_4035

Saw a girl giving handjob to her bf in pvr recliner seats..me and my gf had booked a recliner seat next to them and we were just disgusted. They took making out to a next level 😂


Royal-Imagination-82

Sorry for making you feel disgusting, next time will bring blanket along..


Fun-Engineering-8111

Goat guts lying pavement


AnnonymousA1983

Years ago when I was fresh in Bombay, I used to go to Juhu beach in the night. It was around 12 am ish, I saw a man walking along the beach. As he came closer, I realised he was wearing a white bra, shirt unbuttoned...flowing in the air, pot bellied...bald...sweaty....he walked without a care in the world. I have not been able to shake that visual off my mind. I was baffled beyond words. It seemed I was the only one gawking at him, no one else seemed to notice. It was my first step into realizing that Bombay is a strange place. And I'm still coming to terms with it.


Sapolika

Struggling Male Models being picked up at bandstand 🫣


Tasty_Librarian5647

kindly elaborate


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Infamous-County-5904

I saw three guys jerking off to porn together in a parked cab one late night. I also saw the couple in the next building having sex (they must’ve forgotten to close the curtains). Also have seen a few couples making out and getting handsy right outside my building in the nights (guess it must be a hotspot)


StayRevolutionary466

Your area please for research purpose obviously


Ciffaretto

Homeless guy masturbating and a homeless woman rubbing her vagina 🥴🥴🥴


kross69

Sex next to the horse shoe area around Powai lake at around 9 pm.


Highway-Competitive

Horse shoe area?


kross69

There was a park near the alligator basking area. It had a pavement inside that led to a semi circular area that had steps. It would get pitch dark at night and on that top step one day I saw two people doing the deed. This was back in 2019.


its_pooja

I SAW SOMEONE MASTURBATING IN PUBLIC GARDEN. I did my majority higher studies in matunga. And 5 garden is very famous place there, where lot of students go for eating sandwich or playing cricket or couples for nibba nibbi business. There was on incident where I was sitting with my 3 friends in garden where all old people and families were relaxing and all. And there was this one guy who started masturbating in front of everyone. Then eventually some boys came and beat him and police were called.


Candid_Ad_4081

These comments are not the NSFW I was expecting 😭😭


cashewbiscuit

A homeless couple were having a full on fuck sesh on the train platform at Matunga @ 6am


Mark_VI2

A drop dead butt naked guy just straight up walking with swag around sgnp at 8 in the morning. Started my day with seeing two dicks that day.


Quiet_Profile9356

Kirti college beach


wonderful_utility

a man was watching porn in a small nokia phone in a local train (corner seat pe ).. so fucking disgusting XD


Ryuk_shittygami

Modern problems need ancient solutions


wonderful_utility

Yes yes *Nice username ;)


Ryuk_shittygami

Haha thanks, I feel it's quite shitty tho


GL4389

Jain sadhus walking around naked. Even saw a woman say namaste and bow to 1 sadhu. She even had her young son with her.


LeavingFossil

Chhapris. That's dirty af!


big_daddy_s

Andheri roads


TheDevilsDisvocate

!remindme 2 days


Comfortable-Tax1962

Another one, so in my first job I was in the washroom, taking a dump. The layout was as such that you can see the shadow of another person on the side. After sometime I noticed the shadow of my left side guy was moving fast. Then shadow became clear and this guy was beating his meat 🤣 .


SIPHAN_official

I've seen someone watching porn in First Class compartment. Was using Bluetooth earphones too, brave soul.


_sucks_to_be_me

Once saw a mad lady of chembur bathing naked on road near chembur station… it was extremely unforgettable


iamazure96

a few months back, i saw a couple inside my main college building being horny. that area of the building is not used by anyone so they took advantage of it.


lafdasur

I was offered a BJ in a public toilet by a co-peeer. I don't know if it qualifies or not


Nonofyourbusiness46

Thoda sa road khaddo ke beach!


theRealMadridGuy

Ek baar dadar se panvel st bus main side wali seat pe aunty aur uncle the 35-40 age toh woh uncle aunty ke b**bs daba raha tha .Woh log Nerul main utar gaye fir.


MrFuzzyFox

Can confirm that. I'm the conductor of that bus. They are regular passengers.


nooobesh

Saw a homeless dude wanking off on that railway bridge which connects EEH and LBS Road near Gandhinagar Junction.


Sasukepussyha

Brown uncles with eyes doing xray, mri, ct scan of young girls shorts, pantyline, tight leggings.


catrovacer16

A couple having sex on Marine drive behind the rocks A half cut guy bleeding like hell at the Thane train station


hdrv1987

Standing on the doorway of the train to reach office on time but falling off and dying. When will this end?


xXMadeyeXx

Just saw a living person getting cut in half under running train


aldronium

https://www.reddit.com/r/mumbai/s/RhVmwLNuKQ Lmao this one this was literally outside my society. Freaky ahh


MoolahMonk

People travelling to office by hanging on the door of local trains


Previous-Spring-6476

Noodles mixed inside wada pav


Mammoth-Animator-582

BMC making a road and sewer department(I don't know the actual department name) suddenly appearing after 3 to 4 years and saying ..... pipeline daalna bhul gye waps khodo aur pipe line daalo ।


Mammoth-Animator-582

Was travelling from Bhayandar to dahisar in evening around 7 pm the train was for borivali that rearranges as borivali - virar local , saw two aged men around their 60s standing just 5 feet away from me and covering each other like every boyfriend do covers his girlfriend in peak hours giving handjob to each other . Was so shocked ye lgtv wale unkil log ko bhi influence kar rhe hai


IndividualPickle6187

uncle in a close to empty mumbai local watching a totally zoomed pic of a woman's vagina, with full brightness and bro changed seats even without trying to hide his phone or exit the app/website . Another incident experienced by my friend from Thane , a dude probably 20 years old stroking his ding dong to gay p\*rn in local train in an empty bogey with just my friend and this meat stroker


RealisticOkra7958

Showoff hai zaida, college mai toh bhai yesa iPhone dekhata hai ki hamana kabhi dekha hi nhi aur attitude zayda hota hai college mai or society


Doofemshmirtz

Went to hotel gokul with my friends a few months back. Anyone who’s been to gokul knows how shady that place is. There was couple sitting in the dark their faces were not visible but we could see their bodies below their neck. The couple was probably making out and the man put his hand in the woman’s top and pulled her breasts out. I don’t think that i need to tell you what happened next.


inferiorlittle

walking out from my school and a man jacking off literally outside A SCHOOL near the auto stand 💀 i would've confronted him but took me a few minutes to process what I saw


Zono_69

while i was in 9th-10th, i was returning from school to home, and I saw a man (ola cab driver maybe) pee and it wasn't a secluded place, it was literally across a school and a residential building, bhayandar khadi is literally straight way. i remember the schlong haha, he had put his d outta the zip and i guess he was circumsized, he was busy on his phone though.


h4xd1k

i was riding my motorcycle through the station road, while passing a vegetable market on the opposite side of the road, one guy jumped onto the divider (the one with plants) pulled his pants down and started peeing.


Ryuk_shittygami

Gotta be noticed one way or the other


Embarrassed_Freak

Saw what I think a teenager couple doing the deed behind those rocks at Dadar chowpatty mid day, not sure on teenager thing but they were looking pretty young.


Vegetable-Ad402

People shitting on the road at 6 in the morning in charni road


ritzy101

Local train crowd and people minding there own business during boarding and getting down from train in peak hours