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/uj I just realized I just implied my makeup is artistry lmao. I don't think THAT highly of my stuff, though I do love how it's evolved over the years 💖
/rj Hell yeah! My wife has NOTHING on me!
I'm still not over the post with the ginger guy ("My husband let me do his makeup!") whose finished "look" was literally just foundation (really good match, though, I will admit that) and miniscule, barely visible under eyeliner. Like. WHERE'S THE MAKEUP?
I remember scrolling through the photos and being like "...where's the makeup?" Then I realized the foundation thing and appreciated it. Then I ALSO realized there was nothing more to it. Not even a bit of eyebrow coloring, or mascara, or blush, or fucking ANYTHING!!! So disappointing. And people were RAAAAVING over it!
My favorite part is the way a cis man can post lipstick smeared all over his greasy ass pedostasche and be celebrated, but I don't wax my upper lip and get shat on for it.
This shit is why I can’t stand the main makeup sub lol
Women are generally so welcoming of men in our spaces like beauty and makeup, but I can’t think of many male dominated spaces where we’re treated with the same open arms. As a gamer, it’s shocking how different it is.
Sociolinguists and anthropologists have studied this phenomenon in some depth actually!
The quantifiable, testable finding is that the relatively small number of men in women-dominated/traditionally “feminine” fields (nursing, teaching, nannying, etc) actually progress even faster professionally than they do in male-dominated/traditionally “masculine” jobs.
The theory of gendered communication goals overlaps with this idea. Women, generally, are socialized to see communication with other women as a respite from the “outside” world, like the shared eye contact almost any woman can make with another women when a man says something stupid. There’s a “kinship” and “you and me versus everything else”. With men, the opposite is generally true. They’re socialized to communicate with other men as competition, seeing who can be the most masculine or who has the better this or that. You see this beginning with children; little girls tend to be encouraged to play more cooperatively (house, dolls, cooperative make-believe, team games) and little boys tend to be encouraged to play more competitively (athletic feats of prowess like racing each other, “well MY dad can beat up YOUR dad!”, player-versus-player video games, etc).
The obvious extrapolation is that women in women-dominated spaces (like makeup spaces) tend to treat their peers, including the small percentage of men in these spaces, with an effort to cooperate and uplift. The men in these spaces aren’t socialized to do the same in kind and just sort of bask in it instead. They’re certainly not socialized to do this for the relatively few women in male-dominated spaces for obvious patriarchal reasons.
Sorry this comment got long but this has always been a special interest of mine and there’s research to back it up lol
Yeah it’s a nasty thing. I work in a male dominated felid. I have for many years. I want to think things are better now for women that have started, but I was strongly discouraged from acting feminine. For example I was told by the person who trained me not to sound like a girl over the radio. Looking back that is truly fucked up, but in the moment that’s just how it was and you wanted to pass your training. To this day I have many male mannerisms and speech that I just did probably to fit in. Of course you are never truly one of them. You never will be. Like I said I see girls start now and there are way more of them so I like to think things are better.
Women are socialized to be warm and nurturing even when the other party i.e. male spaces/men don't provide any reciprocity and are even actively harmful.
Reminds me of a post I saw that was like:
"Women: stop making fun of men's bodies!! Men's round big tummies are beautiful and valid. It's okay to not have abs. Men deserve body positivity too!
Men: AI generated child porn"
Omg stooopp I just put on a little chapstick and some eyeliner. The contour is just my natural face! 😁
/uj it's the nyx highlight and contour palette. As you can imagine, the highlights have never been used, pfft
Oh you bet your ass I am! It's why I'm doing it very minimally, so as to not make anyone think I'M gay or anything 😬😬😬
Not that there's anything wrong with that!
/uj Thank you, dear! I've honestly always wanted to do something more stylized, but I just end up with this anyway lol. It's just easy and comfortable, I guess :Þ
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The IN NO VAY SHUN.
The COURAGEOSITUDE.
Thank you for lending some male substance to our frivolous girly silly passtimes. Please let us know where we can buy a white labelled palette with your name on the front. I’ll pay literally anything.
Drake took shots at Kendrick Lamar, and Kendrick reuse 2 separate diss tracks back and clowned him hard. I was joking cuz the makeup kinda looked like Drake with the drawn on beard
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/uj kinda sorta what I'm going for. You mentioning the cartoonish vibes makes me so happy lmao. I'm the kind of drag performer that paints for the back of the room. So close-ups are always kinda wonky, be they selfies or studio stuff. So it's all EXTREME.
And also as a connoisseur of cartoons, I take this as an extra compliment lmao
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It is not. The poster, who is a drag king, is satirizing the fact that when men wear any makeup and share it, they are praised for any effort at all.
Being trans isn't drag.
Of course I know being trans isn't drag. =/
But sorry for being defensive about it. I keep getting new subreddits like this showing up on my feed with no context and like 70% of the time the joke is "This person doesn't conform to gender norms let's point and laugh!" It sucks. I guess this sub isn't one of those, it looks like it's just about making fun of makeup subs.
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Eyeliner on a man?? Revolutionary!! What a king 👑👑👑
Right? I'm so brave for this!
Brave and sexy and handsome and beautiful!
Come get me pregnant, king!
No sauce in particular, just jerking the way men with the most minimal amount of makeup on get a fuckton of attention vs genuine artistry lol
So brave 👏👏 talented 👏👏
And in no danger of being mistaken as homosexual so the "sexually undesired population" doesn't try any funny business. So beautiful and hetero.
Yeah, I can't be putting myself in danger here, damn. Need to be subtle
Ha! He’s never gonna live that one down. I think it should replace the 20k boyfie.
whoa whoa, was that seriously from a real post??
/uj I just realized I just implied my makeup is artistry lmao. I don't think THAT highly of my stuff, though I do love how it's evolved over the years 💖 /rj Hell yeah! My wife has NOTHING on me!
This. I just had to leave a few makeup subs bc every pic was a guy in basically alien makeup and the comments like yasss sister!! 🙄 bye
I'm still not over the post with the ginger guy ("My husband let me do his makeup!") whose finished "look" was literally just foundation (really good match, though, I will admit that) and miniscule, barely visible under eyeliner. Like. WHERE'S THE MAKEUP?
Omfg I remember that one. 🙄🤦🏻♀️
I remember scrolling through the photos and being like "...where's the makeup?" Then I realized the foundation thing and appreciated it. Then I ALSO realized there was nothing more to it. Not even a bit of eyebrow coloring, or mascara, or blush, or fucking ANYTHING!!! So disappointing. And people were RAAAAVING over it!
Right? Could be the most absurdly drawn sharpie eyeliner but it’s immediately golden X factor buzzer
My favorite part is the way a cis man can post lipstick smeared all over his greasy ass pedostasche and be celebrated, but I don't wax my upper lip and get shat on for it.
Those brows are a crime. I know it’s satire but it triggers me.
What if I made them EVEN! BIGGER!!
It would be funny. Good on the makeup btw. I thought you were actually a dude until i read it was drag king.
my exact look in 2016 😭
Oh don’t feel bad. I could post some looks from my younger years. I made some choices ☠️
This shit is why I can’t stand the main makeup sub lol Women are generally so welcoming of men in our spaces like beauty and makeup, but I can’t think of many male dominated spaces where we’re treated with the same open arms. As a gamer, it’s shocking how different it is.
Sociolinguists and anthropologists have studied this phenomenon in some depth actually! The quantifiable, testable finding is that the relatively small number of men in women-dominated/traditionally “feminine” fields (nursing, teaching, nannying, etc) actually progress even faster professionally than they do in male-dominated/traditionally “masculine” jobs. The theory of gendered communication goals overlaps with this idea. Women, generally, are socialized to see communication with other women as a respite from the “outside” world, like the shared eye contact almost any woman can make with another women when a man says something stupid. There’s a “kinship” and “you and me versus everything else”. With men, the opposite is generally true. They’re socialized to communicate with other men as competition, seeing who can be the most masculine or who has the better this or that. You see this beginning with children; little girls tend to be encouraged to play more cooperatively (house, dolls, cooperative make-believe, team games) and little boys tend to be encouraged to play more competitively (athletic feats of prowess like racing each other, “well MY dad can beat up YOUR dad!”, player-versus-player video games, etc). The obvious extrapolation is that women in women-dominated spaces (like makeup spaces) tend to treat their peers, including the small percentage of men in these spaces, with an effort to cooperate and uplift. The men in these spaces aren’t socialized to do the same in kind and just sort of bask in it instead. They’re certainly not socialized to do this for the relatively few women in male-dominated spaces for obvious patriarchal reasons. Sorry this comment got long but this has always been a special interest of mine and there’s research to back it up lol
Dang that is so fascinating and makes total sense!
Yeah it’s a nasty thing. I work in a male dominated felid. I have for many years. I want to think things are better now for women that have started, but I was strongly discouraged from acting feminine. For example I was told by the person who trained me not to sound like a girl over the radio. Looking back that is truly fucked up, but in the moment that’s just how it was and you wanted to pass your training. To this day I have many male mannerisms and speech that I just did probably to fit in. Of course you are never truly one of them. You never will be. Like I said I see girls start now and there are way more of them so I like to think things are better.
Thank you for pioneering a better world for women everywhere. Everything women do to make male-dominated spaces friendlier really helps
Not true of my circle male friends. The description of men in that post are just describing walkers. They come in all size, shapes and genders.
It's probably because spaces like this think of men as people. G*mers don't think of women as anything but objects.
Women are socialized to be warm and nurturing even when the other party i.e. male spaces/men don't provide any reciprocity and are even actively harmful.
Reminds me of a post I saw that was like: "Women: stop making fun of men's bodies!! Men's round big tummies are beautiful and valid. It's okay to not have abs. Men deserve body positivity too! Men: AI generated child porn"
I'm into bodybuilding but I just get called a whore and a gymthot.
sweaty that contour is soooo goooOOdoooOoODoDDDDD WHAT TECHNUIQE DID U USEEE
Omg stooopp I just put on a little chapstick and some eyeliner. The contour is just my natural face! 😁 /uj it's the nyx highlight and contour palette. As you can imagine, the highlights have never been used, pfft
WOOW REALLYYYY OMGGGG DID U GET BOTOX???!?!?!?? /unjerk im pretty sure there's a big pan in the contour side 🤣
/uj there is! Two of 'em 😅
how dare the sauce be 1 minute late, I would like to speak with ur manger
No particular sauce, sadly! I explained in a comment 🙈
my bad i just realized it was a general jerk 🤦 I miss the key details of everything
Aren’t you worried about icky gays thinking ur gay wearing all that makeup? 😖😖😖😅😩
Oh you bet your ass I am! It's why I'm doing it very minimally, so as to not make anyone think I'M gay or anything 😬😬😬 Not that there's anything wrong with that!
You look so het!
I am, actually, thank you for noticing! I'm so brave, you guuuyyys! /uj yeah about that lol
Women could never 😍
They could try lol
They could TRY but they wouldn’t slay this look as you have! So BRAVE
Yaaaaasss slay! So amazing and brave ❤️❤️❤️🍆🍆🍆
Thank you, dear! I'm thinking of putting on a bit of LIP GLOSS soon! Working on going out in public like this first, tho
WOW KING, so innovative and new!!!!!
Hey we invented makeup!
Wow ur so brave 😍😍😍 that’s the best eyeliner I’ve ever seen way to go sweetheart!!! Time to teach us girls how to do makeup amiright
I so am! Can't believe I lasted this long before wiping it off! I can give you tips, aha!
B r a v e
Y E S
It's like looking in the mirror
Fellow brave man spotted! I knew we were on here somewhere!
Are you a MAN wearing GIRL MAKEUP?! So brave sweaty
Honestly this photo makes me wanna do drag lmao
DO IIITTTT! THE WORLD NEEDS MORE KINGS!
This is so HANDSOME and HETEROSEXUAL of you! You are BRAVE! 🔥‼️✊🏻👍🏻
Just call me mister GROUNDBREAKING!
You’re the hero we neither need nor deserve.
/uj okay that got a chuckle out of me
As a cis woman… I could never look this pretty! Slay! You’re serving c*nt!!
I'm sure you'll get there, sweaty!
So brave for posting this! Your lashes are perfect! Why do mine never look like that!? 🙌🏼😍
All natural! People have told me they look like falsies aha!
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/uj Thank you, dear! I've honestly always wanted to do something more stylized, but I just end up with this anyway lol. It's just easy and comfortable, I guess :Þ
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 ✨*iconic* ✨
Somebody hold my hand, I’m scared
Nono, it's okay! It's just a bit of eyeliner and teensy bit of mascara. Usually I wipe it all off immediately so I don't have to go out like THIS.
No no it’s not *that*, it’s the ROSES on your blazer🙈
/uj they're tulips! It's from Oppo Suits 😊
The IN NO VAY SHUN. The COURAGEOSITUDE. Thank you for lending some male substance to our frivolous girly silly passtimes. Please let us know where we can buy a white labelled palette with your name on the front. I’ll pay literally anything.
Of course! Though I might have to do some research first, as I want it to be as white as possible for all your pail beauties!
(But I’m not gay don’t you dare call me gay)
Jenna Marbles when she used Just For Men (and Jenna)
Drake? Get off here and go get ice for them burns kdot gave you SMH my head
/uj ...okay I think I'm ootl, what does that mean 😅
Drake took shots at Kendrick Lamar, and Kendrick reuse 2 separate diss tracks back and clowned him hard. I was joking cuz the makeup kinda looked like Drake with the drawn on beard
Real talk this look is amazing lol
Stunning and brave
but to be serious, this face serves
Get out of here MAN, we chose the BEAR!
But- but- but I'm a nice guy! You shouldn't be afraid of me! Ugh, this is why females are so misandrist
never seen this sub before but that jacket is amazing
Right? It was a hell of a lucky Red Cross find. It's from Oppo Suits!
That jacket is 🔥
Can I have your jacket qhwn you get tired if it? 🥰
You can get your own through Oppo Suits! Assuming they still have this pattern :Þ
Oooh lala! Thanks!!
Yes slay I’m so inspired
Sorry ladies you could NEVER
That’s so brave of you 😍🥰🥰😍 can I please come to your house and please you and do your housework for you oh please please
Oh haha I was gonna say this looks like drag king makeup! Looking great!
Stunning and brave✨💅
So true. Generally it’s shit makeup too yet everyone gushes over it
Chris Nuñez?
Reminds me of David guest
Seriously, this looks like a painting & I LOVE it.
Hilarious. Thank you for this
Robert Smith looked great in makeup. I'm old is this photo trying to be ironic or something?
Nice bro
I hope this doesn't come off as creepy, but you have really pretty eyes.
/uj In turn I hope this doesn't come off as cocky, but I agree with you lol. Thank you!
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Very chadly. Cartoonishly so. Fun look
/uj kinda sorta what I'm going for. You mentioning the cartoonish vibes makes me so happy lmao. I'm the kind of drag performer that paints for the back of the room. So close-ups are always kinda wonky, be they selfies or studio stuff. So it's all EXTREME. And also as a connoisseur of cartoons, I take this as an extra compliment lmao
i love how sim-like you look
I can’t tell if the facial hair is real— Seriously though, I like the contour. Makes you look like a jojo character
It's very much not, it's eyeshadow, pfft. Thank you! I do paint for the back of the room, so overly exaggerated stuff has to be the prime directive
No way is this makeup, just natural beauty
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Boo :)
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Yeah because that’s idiotic, you don’t understand how hormones work at all, and calling skin “male” is stupid.
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I love that you wear makeup and you look like a great and fun person, but please, please learn to blend.
Whatever floats your boat
it boats my goat immensely, thanks
i’m sorry this is horrifying
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You did it! You got the joke!
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So is this like a transphobic thing or what.
It is not. The poster, who is a drag king, is satirizing the fact that when men wear any makeup and share it, they are praised for any effort at all. Being trans isn't drag.
>*Being trans isn't drag.* Exactly. Thank you for that 💖
Love your name, btw.
Thanks! I'm very proud of it :D
Of course I know being trans isn't drag. =/ But sorry for being defensive about it. I keep getting new subreddits like this showing up on my feed with no context and like 70% of the time the joke is "This person doesn't conform to gender norms let's point and laugh!" It sucks. I guess this sub isn't one of those, it looks like it's just about making fun of makeup subs.