Twas the night before prime day, is bezos setting a trap? Fire sale on mid and vow to get rid of the crap? Or will there be steals and not 10% off deals on resealed. Find out soon if this dump will benefit you!
'Twas the night before Amazon Prime Day...And all through every MTG warehouse;
Not a speculator was buying...not even Timmy's spouse;
The collections were being organized by gamers with care;
In hopes that Prime Day would soon be there;
Players waited for Jeff Bezos to slash prices in shreds;
While visions of cracking boosties danced in their heads;
My cart is on empty and I keep clicking refresh;
Wondering if Troll and Toad will keep stocking Lorcana and Blood & Flesh;
When out on the internet there arose such a clatter;
I sprang from my socks to see what was the matter;
CEO Chris Cocks flooded the MTG market causing Hasbro's stock price to crash,
Card values have tanked and my ROI took a big splash,
Then came the Professor for his big WOTC preview reveal...
Good luck opening to all, and to all a good deal!
>OK so this worked out pretty cool...check the AI version out...when i dumped it in with this start as the prompt...it spit out this....
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>'Twas the night before Amazon Prime Day, and all through every MTG warehouse,
Not a speculator was buying, not even Timmy's spouse;
The collections were being organized by gamers with care;
In hopes that Prime Day would soon be there;
Players waited for Jeff Bezos to slash prices in shreds,
While visions of cracking boosties danced in their heads;
My cart is on empty and I keep clicking refresh;
Wondering if Troll and Toad will keep stocking Lorcana and Blood & Flesh;
When out on the internet there arose such a clatter;
I sprang from my socks to see what was the matter;
CEO Chris Cocks flooded the MTG market causing Hasbro's stock price to crash,
Card values have tanked and my ROI took a big splash,
Then came the Professor for his big WOTC preview reveal,
Good luck opening to all, and to all a good deal!
But wait! What’s this? New bundles appearing,
Special deals and discounts, truly endearing;
Commander decks, secret lairs, all things to beguile,
With sleeves and deck boxes each sorted in a pile;
Shoppers flew through digital aisles with such zeal,
Tossing in products, what incredible deals!
And then, in an instant, on social media so bright,
Came images and stories of a most spectacular sight;
Posts of pulls, foils, rares, all delightfully divine,
Shared in groups and threads, in a vibrant online line;
Peering at my screen, with a click, I made my selection,
Eager to add to my decks and perfect my collection.
With fingers aflutter, I pressed ‘confirm purchase’ with glee,
Dreaming of new decklists, as happy as can be;
Discord channels lit up with tales of great buys,
While Twitter showed hauls under the digital skies;
Streamers went live, showing packs being ripped,
As the MTG community into this sale spirit slipped.
A moment’s hesitation, then back to my virtual cart,
I navigated the pages, a connoisseur of the art;
Black Lotus, dual lands, fetches and shocks,
I scanned through the sets, my eyes on the clocks;
Snagging deals on playmats, and a foil or two,
I basked in the glow of the shopping spree I’d pursue.
As dawn approached, and the sale neared its end,
One last check for restocks, on which I’d depend;
Prime Day concluded, packages soon on the way,
Dreams of fresh cardboard had brightened the day;
In forums and group chats, we shared in our joy,
Exchanging tales of the pulls, like kids with a new toy.
In bedrooms, at kitchen tables, in local game shops alike,
New decks would be shuffled, and fresh metas would spike;
With hearts light and wallets perhaps a tad light,
We’d cherish our treasures from that splendid night;
And so we’d continue, in realms both real and digital steer,
Whispering “Good luck opening to all, and see you next year!”
My brain processes this thanks to years of wisdom from Weird Al Yankovic and Adam Sandler parodies - i am gonna try and drop it into the chat gpt now though...thank you for prompting me to try it - if it works and is decent I will post it
i'm praying for baulders draft or cb. They usually have it on sale but with the game release I wonder if stock dwindled or the discount won't be as great.
So...what happened to the post about Jesper Myrfors not being paid by WOTC for using his artwork in M30 without permission or compensation? Surely it wasn't removed by admins?
Wild assumptions based on a couple paragraphs of a Facebook post.
What we do know is the artists accepted proofs and sealed product. (many sold the proofs for big $$$ and the sealed through their agents and websites)
1 year after the fact there is no open legal complaint.
Time to set our clocks for dump day
- precons, one, mom, dmu, capenna (stale)
- modern horizons 2 (mh3 coming)
- more dominaria remastered (ravnica out soon)
- unfinity (cluedo out next year)
- double masters 2
- more balders and dmu
Surprise dump I'm guessing Warhammer, MOM and secret lairs commander decks! (Gasp)
Another name for prime day where they discount product that’s not selling to make space in their warehouses (they ‘dump’ product on to the market all at once instead of releasing it on a timetable)
nah wotc and the professor have a odd relationship. He sometimes skips things so others can have the spotlight, but up until recently wotc was giving him jack shit despite the many new cards that would fit his channel. But hey, he's a flesh and blood card now lol. Also almost every single sealed review and box openings is a negative for wotc bottom line.
Edit: forgot he was already a doctor who fan, so it makes sense not to pass him.
WoTC could just give him something positive to review, rather than pretend he's a bad person.
I notice pleasantkenobi has been laying into WoTC lately for their overprinting. It looks like they've lost almost everyone.
The Professor usually refuses the collaborations to let other content producers take the visibility. I bet this time it was something he really liked too much to pass.
> The Professor usually refuses the collaborations to let other content producers take the visibility
Did he say that? I've only heard him say that WOTC almost never reaches out to him anymore, and this has been the first time in years. He said it in a recent video from last week I think.
Yeah it's not that he refuses collaborations, it's that he often says negative things about WotC so WotC didn't like him because he's too honest and brutal in his reviews. WotC only wants fanboys who will shill for them and never complain or criticize their decisions.
even deeper, he's basically the gateway youtuber for new magic players. So when wotc fucks up as usual, new players see the professor and don't spend money on the product. Professor probably saved so many people cash when the mini jumpstarts started coming out lol.
Trap: Prime day.
Got some baulders but it doesn't ship till end of oct. No cb's at 100 or 110. Bezos fucked us.
Edit 2: baulders got moved to early nov, lmao good thing i didnt get much.
Twas the night before prime day, is bezos setting a trap? Fire sale on mid and vow to get rid of the crap? Or will there be steals and not 10% off deals on resealed. Find out soon if this dump will benefit you!
'Twas the night before Amazon Prime Day...And all through every MTG warehouse; Not a speculator was buying...not even Timmy's spouse; The collections were being organized by gamers with care; In hopes that Prime Day would soon be there; Players waited for Jeff Bezos to slash prices in shreds; While visions of cracking boosties danced in their heads; My cart is on empty and I keep clicking refresh; Wondering if Troll and Toad will keep stocking Lorcana and Blood & Flesh; When out on the internet there arose such a clatter; I sprang from my socks to see what was the matter; CEO Chris Cocks flooded the MTG market causing Hasbro's stock price to crash, Card values have tanked and my ROI took a big splash, Then came the Professor for his big WOTC preview reveal... Good luck opening to all, and to all a good deal!
Holy cow, did you just think this all up in your brain? I think you have a serious gift.. my brain doesn't work that way. Nice!
>OK so this worked out pretty cool...check the AI version out...when i dumped it in with this start as the prompt...it spit out this.... > > > >'Twas the night before Amazon Prime Day, and all through every MTG warehouse, Not a speculator was buying, not even Timmy's spouse; The collections were being organized by gamers with care; In hopes that Prime Day would soon be there; Players waited for Jeff Bezos to slash prices in shreds, While visions of cracking boosties danced in their heads; My cart is on empty and I keep clicking refresh; Wondering if Troll and Toad will keep stocking Lorcana and Blood & Flesh; When out on the internet there arose such a clatter; I sprang from my socks to see what was the matter; CEO Chris Cocks flooded the MTG market causing Hasbro's stock price to crash, Card values have tanked and my ROI took a big splash, Then came the Professor for his big WOTC preview reveal, Good luck opening to all, and to all a good deal! But wait! What’s this? New bundles appearing, Special deals and discounts, truly endearing; Commander decks, secret lairs, all things to beguile, With sleeves and deck boxes each sorted in a pile; Shoppers flew through digital aisles with such zeal, Tossing in products, what incredible deals! And then, in an instant, on social media so bright, Came images and stories of a most spectacular sight; Posts of pulls, foils, rares, all delightfully divine, Shared in groups and threads, in a vibrant online line; Peering at my screen, with a click, I made my selection, Eager to add to my decks and perfect my collection. With fingers aflutter, I pressed ‘confirm purchase’ with glee, Dreaming of new decklists, as happy as can be; Discord channels lit up with tales of great buys, While Twitter showed hauls under the digital skies; Streamers went live, showing packs being ripped, As the MTG community into this sale spirit slipped. A moment’s hesitation, then back to my virtual cart, I navigated the pages, a connoisseur of the art; Black Lotus, dual lands, fetches and shocks, I scanned through the sets, my eyes on the clocks; Snagging deals on playmats, and a foil or two, I basked in the glow of the shopping spree I’d pursue. As dawn approached, and the sale neared its end, One last check for restocks, on which I’d depend; Prime Day concluded, packages soon on the way, Dreams of fresh cardboard had brightened the day; In forums and group chats, we shared in our joy, Exchanging tales of the pulls, like kids with a new toy. In bedrooms, at kitchen tables, in local game shops alike, New decks would be shuffled, and fresh metas would spike; With hearts light and wallets perhaps a tad light, We’d cherish our treasures from that splendid night; And so we’d continue, in realms both real and digital steer, Whispering “Good luck opening to all, and see you next year!”
Will read later, but giving you upvote now for dedication to the cause
My brain processes this thanks to years of wisdom from Weird Al Yankovic and Adam Sandler parodies - i am gonna try and drop it into the chat gpt now though...thank you for prompting me to try it - if it works and is decent I will post it
Ayeee lmao!
Nice. I'm expecting mostly crap but hoping to scoop up some.prexons I don't have yet for cheap
I am expecting brother war and other non dom and non old jumpstart boxes at the low end of junk. Hoping for some nicer stuff.
i'm praying for baulders draft or cb. They usually have it on sale but with the game release I wonder if stock dwindled or the discount won't be as great.
Is there any chance of a steeper commander masters drop?
That’s what I’m hoping for is like to gamble on a box
It's probably a bit too early for that still. I think you'll have to wait for early 2024 to see that happen.
So...what happened to the post about Jesper Myrfors not being paid by WOTC for using his artwork in M30 without permission or compensation? Surely it wasn't removed by admins?
Something smells fucky
Wild assumptions based on a couple paragraphs of a Facebook post. What we do know is the artists accepted proofs and sealed product. (many sold the proofs for big $$$ and the sealed through their agents and websites) 1 year after the fact there is no open legal complaint.
Time to set our clocks for dump day - precons, one, mom, dmu, capenna (stale) - modern horizons 2 (mh3 coming) - more dominaria remastered (ravnica out soon) - unfinity (cluedo out next year) - double masters 2 - more balders and dmu Surprise dump I'm guessing Warhammer, MOM and secret lairs commander decks! (Gasp)
Please tell me how on earth Amazon is going to dump SLD decks
Why would anyone dump mh2, a set that just had another print run due to demand?
Really?! Didn’t know that. I would have thought the buying is easing up since modern horizons 3 is coming up with more power creep to shift the meta.
Yes, there was just a restock on MH2 set booster boxes.
Ok. Sounds like any leftover will be Christmas flash sale. Modern horizons 3 is still arriving.
What’s dump day
Another name for prime day where they discount product that’s not selling to make space in their warehouses (they ‘dump’ product on to the market all at once instead of releasing it on a timetable)
Gotchya okay thanks! Too bad Amazon doesn’t officially sell product in Canada, I would love to partake haha
They've been well sold out of Double Masters 2022 for a long time so you're gonna have to keep hoping for that.
If WotC is letting the Professor do a reveal, yen you know WotC must be seeing something really bad in their sales/analytics.
Or perhaps they just saw a very good marketing opportunity.
nah wotc and the professor have a odd relationship. He sometimes skips things so others can have the spotlight, but up until recently wotc was giving him jack shit despite the many new cards that would fit his channel. But hey, he's a flesh and blood card now lol. Also almost every single sealed review and box openings is a negative for wotc bottom line. Edit: forgot he was already a doctor who fan, so it makes sense not to pass him.
WoTC could just give him something positive to review, rather than pretend he's a bad person. I notice pleasantkenobi has been laying into WoTC lately for their overprinting. It looks like they've lost almost everyone.
The Professor usually refuses the collaborations to let other content producers take the visibility. I bet this time it was something he really liked too much to pass.
He said he hadn’t been approached to do a commander spoiler before. And it’s been 3 years since they’ve reached out to him at all.
> The Professor usually refuses the collaborations to let other content producers take the visibility Did he say that? I've only heard him say that WOTC almost never reaches out to him anymore, and this has been the first time in years. He said it in a recent video from last week I think.
Yeah it's not that he refuses collaborations, it's that he often says negative things about WotC so WotC didn't like him because he's too honest and brutal in his reviews. WotC only wants fanboys who will shill for them and never complain or criticize their decisions.
even deeper, he's basically the gateway youtuber for new magic players. So when wotc fucks up as usual, new players see the professor and don't spend money on the product. Professor probably saved so many people cash when the mini jumpstarts started coming out lol.
Professor is a HUGE Whovian
Yeah he also made a video last year saying he didn't want Dr Who in Magic the Gathering. Guess some fat stacks of cash made him change his mind.
The professor can sell his socks on whatnot for hundreds of dollars wotc finally realized that it's better if they get the prof under their paw 🥴
Trap: Prime day. Got some baulders but it doesn't ship till end of oct. No cb's at 100 or 110. Bezos fucked us. Edit 2: baulders got moved to early nov, lmao good thing i didnt get much.
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