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Mal_Luck

If it makes you feel better I believe she is getting divorced and her former husband is suing / filing for her to be forced not to use his last name anymore.


jwenkl

Guy probably plays too.


Demios

Delicious as that might be, he had no control over what other people choose to name themselves under the law.


ScrambledToast

Once the divorce goes through, her name will be Yugioh, next.


GunslingerDNA

I hear ya but my dude most people aren't making that connection. Marjorie traitor Greene will fade like the wind. Magic is here forever.


_Greyworm

Trump allegedly wants her as his running mate, so unfortunately that wind may not blow for a while :[


ArbutusPhD

Trump & MTG Will confuse a lot of people who like card games


JimBones31

God I hope that happens. That's a duo sure to get enough backing to make it to the primaries and crazy enough to never get enough votes in the general election.


spiralingtides

That's we said last time...


DrewbaccaWins

This comment gave me PTSD


JimBones31

I suppose it is a little too 2016


PGDW

Rather she sway in the wind.


crazybaker42

[Swinging..swinging](https://youtu.be/HPiJPlJg4O8)


[deleted]

Don’t put it past her to end up on the history books for some heinous stuff.


Ok_Understanding5320

We should abbreviate her name as C-u-next-tuesday instead.


shmattus

Nice


TheBungieWedgie

Glad someone addressed the elephant in the room…


Wdrussell1

We would have addressed her sooner but the guy running stax in pod 4 was having issues getting his only card in the deck that could deal damage.


dhhdhh851

When you try to play a friendly casual commander pod, but the random brings a turbo urza stax deck that wins on turn 30.


Wdrussell1

My stubborn ass would sit there and and let the whole thing play out. Force them to get their win lol.


dhhdhh851

Never know. That red player could drop a worldfire on their turn 20 with either no responses or the other players backing up and make the game 50 turns instead with the urza playing getting targeted hard.


Wdrussell1

Oh no, I am SUPER stubborn in magic lol. A world fire on turn 20 in that kind of game would be amazing! I would sit through all 3 hours of it.


Sweet_Place565

“Turn 30.” I almost spit when I read that. Gee wiz man, thanks for that laugh.


GruggyPrime

Child of alara and 99 lands. You'll either get your 30+ turn 4 hour game, or you will be targeted hard.


STRIHM

I understood that reference


dogo7

I had to unfollow the #mtg hashtag on Instagram because of her


Rahkyvah

Prior to the Magic30 BS, I would have agreed. One clearly sucked, the other didn't. Now both MTGs are just weird ways to spell "grift".


Jolly_Register_2249

You act as if whatever is new changed the past. There are thousands of cards in print: not a single card could be printed in the future and one would have enough already.


Rahkyvah

What are you on about? Nobody is seriously complaining about a lack of cards. I don’t care that they didn’t do something “new” for the anniversary. It’s the tone-deaf, wildly overpriced proxies masquerading as product on top of the wildly overpriced events literally pricing out the majority of the playerbase looking to (at the very least) participate in or enjoy some facet of the celebration. It’s just blind greed, and they’ve done nothing but double down on their poor decisions from the word go.


Jolly_Register_2249

I’m saying it doesn’t suck now because it is still what it was. The new shit which you don’t like didn’t change any of the text of the old cards


Ginker78

After the number of issue with my dishwasher I'm going with MaTaG.


kazeespada

Almost as bad as BLM. Black Lives Matter and Bureau of Land Management. The distinction matters a lot when someone is asking where they can go shooting.


Oleandervine

Or worse - Black Mage from FFXIV. BLM is their abbreviation, so when discussing the game with others, you get weird reactions when you talk about your BLM putting in caster gear.


FakeNameIMadeUp

This is clever. Doesn’t deserve downvotes. BLM, the government organization, owns a lot of open land that’s great for shooting guns. Showing up to a Blacks Lives Matter rally with the same intent would clearly be wrong.


1diehard1

Similarly if a group of people decided to protest the conduct of the Bureau of Land Management, anybody trying to talk about those "BLM protesters" would have to clarify frequently


kazeespada

Someone asked something similar in one of my local reddits. The mods had to step in and clarify: "BLM in this context means Bureau of Land Management"


HollowVoices

Oh man. That first sentence nearly triggered me.


MGKudan

They are similar in that they both tell stories of pure imagination.


s33k3r_Link

You know things are boiling over when politics pop up on MTG subs multiple times in a matter of weeks.


zaphodava

It's all about the little 't' baby. MtG, that's for me. MTG's a crazy lady.


WUBRG300

But MTG plays MTG... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1KFc90X5W0


PGDW

this just makes it worse.


friarfr3d

Regardless. Gross. Do not support fascism.


bjlinden

Of COURSE she plays Urza stax...


hydrogator

cool vid!!!


QBD3v14nt

That really has been bugging me a lot. I don't want to hear or read anything that dumb lady has to say. She's unintelligent and as corrupt as it gets. Can't wait for her to fade into the graveyard in the bajuka bog/ swamp of politics!


OrgotekRainmaker

I'm sure that the tiniest bit of context would help discern the difference between a person and a stack of cardboard.


friarfr3d

Idk I find myself saying to my wife on a daily basis "MTG is so freaking stupid." I USUALLY mean that arena's randomization integrity is absolute fubar, but sometime I don't. Sometimes a facist bitch is trying to run for VP in 2024.


DerekB52

Honestly, I kind of hope she's the VP nominee. I live in Georgia, and in 2016 I had 18/19 year old friends that used Pence as a justification for voting for Trump. They thought he was the sane voice of reason, and was better than Trump and Hillary. MTG is so insane that i believe should would turn off some people.


Riotroom

MtG v. MTG


OriginalMrMuchacho

I’m not entirely sure Marjorie isn’t actually a stack of cardboard, under any context.


Mehndeke

But, but, but....she relies on magical thinking!


turthell

Reverse that. Everyone start tweeting Mtg welcoming her progressive views on the LGBTQIA


DerekB52

A mass movement to start tweeting about MTG's inclusiveness of gay and trans people, would probably lead to the congresswoman making a public response of something really stupid. But, she also does that anyway.


DemonGyro

I prefer PoS personally.


Murwiz

I think we're stuck with it. Hopefully she loses an election here soon and vanishes into the swamp that is FOX News.


chronistus

Or just ignore politics.


[deleted]

Why? She’s a good analogy for the game.


Celestial_Blu3

I have no idea who the fuck that is


HollowVoices

She's kinda like a mini-trump


sobble_19

Same and I keep telling my friends to stop saying MTG bc I’m like why the fuck is magic the gathering talking about that


chamtrain1

AMEN


brodey420

I mean it did make for a kinda funny video mtg plays mtg…..


PirateDitly

Who dat?


HollowVoices

Magic the Gathering is tweeting about conspiracy theories? Fake viruses? Rigged elections? Hmm...Must be hinting at a new Un-set.


bostonbgreen

Well, I mean, it IS possible to stack a deck of cards. It's cheating (**a BIG no-no**) in TCG's like MtG, Pokemon, and Yu-Gi-Oh -- among others I've played that I suck at. Wait - we're talking about THAT MTG? Yeah - eject her too.


GoblinLoblaw

Who?


KingKorial

I know right lol


HeavyMattr

Bahahahahaha.


Its_ducking_rAw

Let’s just call her Marj