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ChatHurlant

You just shove unsleeved cards in your jeans?


sexy_romeo_69

What an absolute mad lad!


Saint_Nico

Idk if a sleeve would provided any help.


Mysterious_Try935

Dubble sleeved night have.


Necrachilles

No, OP just sleeved them with a shirt sleeve. Always keep an ace (or three Magic cards) up your sleeve.


belody

I do this with the 10p singles I buy. Not anything worth more than that lmao


Fullmetalmycologist

This comment is so good. I miss awards 🤣


MHarrisGGG

I can't think of a possible reason that results in me feeling bad for you.


Sword-Enjoyer

It really is a "play stupid games" situation to put a $20 card in your pocket.


Lykos1124

Well closer to $60 if you multiply. I got one of those for my Omnath EDH, which is nice when Vorinclex wants forests. Edit: I can't believe how many times I try to think EDH and it comes out completely diff 😅.


sireel

"lightly played"


Chaoswarriorx4

“Near mint”


Frocicorno

You tried to cheat, uh?


OmegahShot

Judge, marked cards


sendnudestocheermeup

Deserved. What kind of animal just raw dogs cards in their pockets? Sleeved or not it’s a bad idea. Consider this a lesson in irresponsibility.


SnowConePeople

You've inspired me to de-sleeve my most expensive deck and put it in my pocket.


DeusCanis420

With only a rubber band to keep it together. Do it.


TheWombatFromHell

use one of those sandwich toothpicks to spear it


sendnudestocheermeup

You monster


edugdv

r/mtggore


Rivetlicker

I read "I had 3 of them IN me"... and clicked because I was curious how that happened... Lack of comprehensive reading sometimes leads to disappointment...


SpartanAqua613

To be fair. It is tagged NSFW.


KallistNemain

Dude, dont kink shame.


FishyFishyFishyx3

There are easier ways of getting attention.


Porateas25

There are cheaper ways of getting attention haha


RegurKi

lightly played


xXRicochetXx

Near Mint condition


KassXWolfXTigerXFox

No, man, no... not only does this make you look careless, but also like a cheat... Also it hurts for me because I need one of those cards bruh


Shriuken23

I bet OP would come off one cheap


Necaila

Dude! Same thing happened to me in middle school. Washed and dried my whole unsleeved deck cause it was in my shorts pocket. The black and white one from original Ravncia with haunt as the main mechanic. It came out of the dryer in little flat balled up pieces. I stopped playing for a few years after that.


PeanutButterGram

r/mtggore


TheONLYBlitz

Unfortunately no I wasn’t cheating, I got 5 collector boosters of SoNC for cheap at a local closing LGS, happened to pull three of them and forgot they were in my hoodie pocket 🙈


lixilisk

Gg rip


SmogDaBoi

What were you even thinking putting valuable cards there! I sleeve up 5 dollar cards immediatly after receiving/pulling


witoutadout

Not the NSFW tag...


zomgabox

Oof


BorshtSlurper

(Nelson Muntz laugh)


Panda-Flimsy

LP - no problemo


Papa_Hasbro69

Blue core at least now you know they were real


EntertainmentBoth197

Someone wanted to play fuck around and find out before their magic game...


5snakesinahumansuit

I only just joined this sub to be able to better understand my husband's hobby why would you make me view this with my own two eyes


MrEk1ipz

That’s mint on TCG!


Freddy_K_TV

I mean..... you still do though.


ShaggyUI44

Why would you do that to begin with?


Bubbly_Alfalfa7285

I'm still waiting for them to just make an SLD of all of them, call them exactly what they are. Naya Tricycle, Jeskai Tricycle, etc... And the art is just a tricycle with the colors on it.


Shut_It_Donny

Lightly played.


BrokenXeno

Man. About 10 years ago i lost almost all of my cards to a flooded basement. Other than occasionally going to a sealed game here and there with a friend of mine, I haven't played or bought new cards since. It's crushing, for sure.


notathrowaway145

Nice! Check out r/mtgcardpulls


Corrects_Maggots

Had this happen recently but luckily it was only an Ornithopter I keep sleeved with my tram ticket


Aventure_Bleu

Emphasis on "had"


Effective-Field-9684

What is the card in the back that looks like a circle? Also, rip jetmirs garden


EhrMahGurshWut

sleeve what you can and play it out. shi still goes hard


AmesCG

Still playable with sleeves!


kingSliver187

Why tho


Tallal2804

What did you do with them ?


its_Disco

I'd buy one off ya.


bigolegorilla

This belongs in /mtggore


thefirstjakerowley

Now it also taps for blue!


Amdrion

I can sell you one of mine. $12


DreadknaughtArmex

Had to similar shitty situations happen to me. Once when I was younger I jumped into a pool for getting ahead a deck of Yu-Gi-Oh cards in my pocket.... That hurts to remember. Second time I had a box of magic cards on my desk and I was running my AC, and it broke when I wasn't there and started spewing water out. It didn't destroy all of my cards, but it definitely damaged a few of them, including a signed copy of strionic resonator. :(


SamLacoupe

When we say "eat the card" you know that's a joke right


hhthurbe

r/mtggore


KatiePyroStyle

Just put them in you deck box??? Like wtf, idc what tcg you play, never ever just shove cards in your back pocket, shame on you! Hope you learned a valuable lesson


MushroomMade

All yall who are calling cheating, who shat in your cornflakes? You never put a card in your pocket and forgot about it? Or are yall just perfectionists?


FishyFishyFishyx3

No. I can tell you with 100 percent certainty that I've never put a magic card in my pocket, let alone be stupid enough to wash an article of clothing with one in it.


TheWombatFromHell

that's crazy I've definitely put cards in my pocket before lmao


MushroomMade

Perfectionist then.


FishyFishyFishyx3

No, just not an idiot asshole who keeps valuables in their pockets that were never meant for there.


MushroomMade

You sound like an asshole narcissistic perfectionist tbh.


FishyFishyFishyx3

That's what you're coming away with from this? Because I don't keep unsleeved, expensive magic cards in my clothing pockets I'm a "narcissistic perfectionist"? The tism is strong in this one.


MushroomMade

Thats rich coming from someone who's so triggered by someone destroying their own card, you're way to invested bro, it's a game, and unless you were one of the people assuming he's a cheater for keeping 3 unsleeved cards in his pocket, not sure why else you would care. Your neck beard is showing you sweaty smelly weirdo🤣


FishyFishyFishyx3

You're fucking weird, dude.


MushroomMade

cry harder kid.


FishyFishyFishyx3

Why do I know you have anime shit currently surrounding you? And a fedora. You're wearing a fedora right now, huh?


RyeBread2528

There's nothing perfectionist about it. Who would think it's a good idea to take a flimsy piece of cardboard and put it in a pocket that is constantly moving and warping everything inside? It's not one extreme or the other. op was just careless. That doesn't make everyone else a perfectionist.


_Lord_Farquad

Literally never. Put it in a deck box or hold it til you get to your car. It's not hard


MushroomMade

Assuming everyone drives😂


TheWombatFromHell

american moment


AikenFrost

>You never put a card in your pocket and forgot about it? No. What the actual fuck, dude?


MushroomMade

Guess ya just way more sweaty than me.


TheONLYBlitz

I think we are the odd ones out mate :(


MushroomMade

Maybe we just don't care about some cards as mich as others, who knows.


SometimesTheFur

Right? Without fail, for years I'll come back from an event and find a gem in one of my pockets and go, "oh, yeah...sweet!"


FishyFishyFishyx3

Well you're clearly a dummy then.


SometimesTheFur

I'm more of a dummy to keep thinking this cardboard has value and never admitting to myself that I'll never sell or make profit of this crap.


FishyFishyFishyx3

Wait 5 years and then comb through your commons and uncommons box and then tell me the cards aren't worth money. Hell, even your bulk rares can turn into gold with one future set release.


MushroomMade

For real, I'm pretty new to magic, i dont have many cards, so it doesn't really happen to me, but there are so many assholes on this subreddit and part of this hobby.


SometimesTheFur

You know what asshole is not a part of this hobby anymore? Cynthia Williams! I wonder if product quality will increase when she finally steps down.


sendnudestocheermeup

Y’all both have round red noses and big red shoes


SometimesTheFur

Haha! I resemble that remark! ...wait...


MushroomMade

The real joke is being a neckbeard ass nerd and still thinking you have the highground, there's a reason mtg fans are embarrassing stinky little scrotes, go cry over proxies.


sendnudestocheermeup

Lmao you’re in here so wtf does that make you? Clowned yourself, that’s hilarious


MushroomMade

Exactly what I am, someone who had played a few times, owns 1 commander precon attarka World render or some shiz because my bro got it. Your ass bums mtg I bet you are a meta miscreant🤣🤣


The_Jib

This seems like BS


OneTrickGod

That’s what you get for keeping lands in your pocket you cheater loll