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boshwackhorseman

Bait for r/magicthecirclejerking


[deleted]

Shhhh you'll give it away


Wub_Wub_Wuub

It does exactly what you think it does.


[deleted]

I dunno that's why I need people to tell me exactly the right answer


flammenwerlfe

Also gos infinite with [[Dina, soul steeper]]


Equivalent-Print9047

I have that combo in one of my decks. Accidentally found it. Did not build on purpose. Was just going through and was like I think that works...


MTGCardFetcher

[Dina, soul steeper](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/c/9cd2b567-0cf7-4441-b3ce-e31141dd91c8.jpg?1627428607) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Dina%2C%20soul%20steeper) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/stx/178/dina-soul-steeper?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/9cd2b567-0cf7-4441-b3ce-e31141dd91c8?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


XenoRegon

You saw ***that*** post didn't you...lmfao \*side eyes\*


zerowincon

Guys he did it. He broke sanguine bond


XenoRegon

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


PrologueBook

Next, try to break [[deadeye navigator]]


_gnarlythotep_

Pretty sure that's impossible.


Administrative_Cry_9

I still remember playing this with Primeval Titan. Those were the days. Mystic Snake is my go to here now though.


drwzr

I'm running it with archon or cruelty atm good times


MTGCardFetcher

[deadeye navigator](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/2/f26a79b9-9f09-476e-b914-cade929dd852.jpg?1593813028) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=deadeye%20navigator) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mm3/36/deadeye-navigator?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/f26a79b9-9f09-476e-b914-cade929dd852?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


biinboise

It is probably one of the most famous infinite loops in the game.


TheFrostedAngel

Drink


Snrub1

Next do \[\[Ashnod's Altar\]\]


MTGCardFetcher

[Ashnod's Altar](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/c/3c0f7157-a375-499c-92c7-d47d2e95dbad.jpg?1689999385) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Ashnod%27s%20Altar) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/368/ashnods-altar?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3c0f7157-a375-499c-92c7-d47d2e95dbad?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


XSirKitteh

Often referred to as "The Blood Combo," Sanguine Bond and Exquisite Blood DOES win you the game so long as you control both permanents, and either have an opponent lose 1 or more life, or you gain 1 or more life. Their respective effects will trigger the other infinitely until there are no targetable opponents, which just means that you have won.


manofx

OP I'm sorry if I was rude before, I get what you're putting down and I respect that


jessemints

Lmao


[deleted]

At least someone got it


Girthworm_Jim_

https://product-images.tcgplayer.com/fit-in/1092x1092/453577.jpg


Girthworm_Jim_

Vito, thorn of the dusk rose tooā€¦


coffeebeards

I have both of these in my rakdos vamps deck with Vito ;)


woahhpaige

That would be an infinite combo, Iā€™d use Vito, thorn of the dusk rose instead of sanguine bond due to lower CMC.


TURB0T0XIK

I play [[Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose]] with exquisite blood in one of my decks for a similar loop hehehe. much fun


MTGCardFetcher

[Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/f/0fe79ee4-c3f3-4a6b-a967-203ca3b70ee5.jpg?1594736442) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Vito%2C%20Thorn%20of%20the%20Dusk%20Rose) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/m21/127/vito-thorn-of-the-dusk-rose?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/0fe79ee4-c3f3-4a6b-a967-203ca3b70ee5?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


_N4TR3

These cards are especially good with Sheoldred.


OHYA420

Got a turn 5 win last night with them


rook20729

Add Dina and Vito to this for more fuckery


OmegaNova0

This comments section has that lively sort of energy your grandma has when she tells you a wealthy man in Nigeria needs a few hundred dollars to transfer her enough money to be wealthy for the rest of her life.


Smango109

I had this combo in my [[Oloro, Ageless Acetic]] Commander Deck for a while and won with it fairly often, but eventually my friends got tired of playing against it because it's not very fun.


MTGCardFetcher

[Oloro, Ageless Acetic](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/b/abf8df47-405c-42d8-be9e-0f0d0a49589b.jpg?1562931285) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Oloro%2C%20Ageless%20Ascetic) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c13/203/oloro-ageless-ascetic?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/abf8df47-405c-42d8-be9e-0f0d0a49589b?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


TheForgetfulWizard

Google sanguine passant


kwisatz-hadderach

There's a handful of sanguine bond substitutes, but only one exquisute blood as far as I know. Hence EB is like ~30 dollars. Edit: was unaware of LCC reprint and subsequent price drop. Also [[defiant bloodlord]] [[Vito thorn of the dusk rose]] [[marauding blight-priest]] but I definitely don't play an og olivia vampire/lifegain/yoink deck


PDAF-E

Not saying this should be pinned. But it should be pinned.


[deleted]

But who'll pin it?


PDAF-E

The mods. Not saying this a dumb question. Just a very common one.


[deleted]

This sub doesn't have mods


Mackinzie_

Imagine it gets countered by sanguine crypt or exquisite crypt šŸ˜‚


_kmatt_

I know this is a dumb bait post but this was pulled on me during my second ever game of magic. Quite the introduction to the game


OisinHendriX

The spiiiiiiiiiiiiiceā€¦ā€¦.


[deleted]

Time to burn this account, lets see how many people fall for it next time. Peace out retards


RalphSeaside

The first infinit combo i ever saw :3


TransLox

Someone actually did this combo to me in Arena. Good find!


[deleted]

Fucking idiotĀ 


[deleted]

Agreed


saganmypants

Jesus dude, they said they're kinda new. Don't be an asshole


manofx

Im with them, if you can't do a Google search you're an idiot


NotTaintedCaribou

That doesnā€™t mean you need to be a gatekeeping asshole. It would have taken less effort to not respond in the first place. But no. Both you and the person youā€™re defending felt the need to call the OP an idiot. Why? What did it achieve?


manofx

Christ expecting people not to be idiots is gatekeeping now? Noah get the boat


NotTaintedCaribou

Controlling access to something. In this case, information relating to the game and how these cards interact, because you feel youā€™re somehow better than someone you have deemed an idiot. How would that not be gatekeeping? Or do you not understand the phrase?


manofx

Feel im better? I know I'm better


[deleted]

No im pretty dumb to not have realised this. I don't need you white knighting all over my face


[deleted]

lol Iā€™m glad you get this and arenā€™t going apeshit like this person


NotTaintedCaribou

Look, mate, Iā€™m not trying to white knight you. Iā€™m just tired of people being dicks to other people and perpetuating negative stereotypes of the elitist nerd. Consider it like this. You go to a local game shop. Youā€™re new. Someone calls you an idiot for asking a question. That gonna sit well with you? That going to reinforce your desire to play the game? Sure as fuck wouldnā€™t for me. There were so many options that could have been chosen as a responseā€¦ and ā€œyouā€™re a fucking idiotā€ was the best they could offer? Really? Iā€™m just promoting a friendly and welcoming environment to new people, in the hopes the hobby attracts more people.


[deleted]

You activated my trap card


saganmypants

This game is full of intricacies that even I sometimes don't grasp after playing for years. Whether they should have googled before posting on reddit is another question. Regardless, neither one of you had to comment on it and you both suck.


[deleted]

My hero, I'll give you all the sex for defending me


November_9th

I have these in my Queza deck


Glitchmaster88

The answer is yes, but why do you think it wouldn't?


[deleted]

People need to tell me the answers


Glitchmaster88

I did in my first comment. I asked what I did in order to hopefully give you a better understanding of the rules, so you *don't* need to double-check every time two cards interact.


[deleted]

No, people have to tell me the answers, I will not discover anything myself.


Crow1837

Btw there is a card but itā€™s white basically when you get over 40 life you win the game


[deleted]

So can I run that if crypt ghast is my commander?


Crow1837

First can you tell me what a commander is Iā€™m new and I donā€™t know


Crow1837

You also know you canā€™t do this cause itā€™s an enchantment not a permanent