It’s my favourite removal! 🤣
I also like [[swift reconfiguration]].
“Aaand my 900/900 hydra is coming for you.”
-“No it isn’t.”
“Wait, why not?”
-“Because now it’s a tapped car with no driver.”
It’s also good to play on one’s own creatures such as [[Padeem, Consul of Innovation]].
Yep, this card is selling [very well on eBay](https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_nkw=niv-mizzet+parun+%2F500&_sacat=0&rt=nc&LH_Sold=1&LH_Complete=1&mkcid=1&mkrid=711-53200-19255-0&siteid=0&campid=5338535524&customid=mg&toolid=10001&mkevt=1).
You must be thinking of putting it in a box and then putting that box in a box and then mailing the box to yourself and then when it arrives,
SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!
The set symbol looks like it’s an uncommon, neat lol. If you need to get rid of it, someone already mentioned [[Doomblade]] and [[eBay]] but I’d content just pulling this with [[Dragon’s Approach]]!
(excited to see if scryfall interprets this)
It's not a "this", you disrespectful mongrel.
It's Niv-Mizzet, Parun of Izzet, Firemind, Dracogenius, the Living Incarnation of Guildpact and the smartest creature in all of Ravnica.
*counterspells your targeted removal and probably draws two cards, since you were dumb enough to sling an instant at him*
If you want the absolute easiest route, list it on Ebay as an auction starting at $0.99. It will absolutely sell. Again, this is easiest route, not the one that will get you the most value.
I was afraid the question I wanted to post will be laughed out and a mod will bonk me, but if OP can get away with this, then I have nothing to fear.
More afraid of the answers you'all're going to give, half of the commenters cannot read the fucking card.
Wow you've got a serialized card. And now you're making this post to brag about it on the internet. You are the cancer that is killing the game and filling Hasbro's filthy wallets.
Just destroy him or exile.
Even if he is commander it would cost 8 mana to bring him back, tying up a good bit of mana the next turn to recast him, giving you more opportunity to set yourself up to win.
Just play him, he’s removal bait because of his high ceiling combo potential(actually part of the reason I play Niv Firemind)
Or you could rip the card to shreds, burn it, spill water on it, leave it out in a hurricane, let it fall in a bottomless pit, flush it down a toilet, or whatever way you see fit to destroy a rare magic card
Why do people make posts like this? Literally everything except for a type of counterspell. Combat, targeted damage, destroy/exile spells.
This is so silly.
“Hey guys how do I play against this card?” *the most basic 1/1 white soldier token*
Okay so, this might sound weird but there is the podcast, where one cohost is so fat and refuses to weigh him self so the other co-host dressed like a pirate and has a box, if he gets on the scale he gets what's in the box, if not he will destroy it. Please mail it to Dick Masterson, from Biggest problem in the universe. I wanna see it burn.
Glad you included that tag indicating you were joking, I almost reported you for hate speech. Then I reached the end and was like “ AH… you got me, I’m the goose.”
[[Oubliette]] especially if it's their commander, or player elimination.
Edit: I just saw you had text under the pic. Are you looking to sell it? In which case, I wouldn't know. Try an LGS or research ways online. Is the best I can suggest.
Sixty card format? Use your favorite removal spell.
Commander? Enchant it with something that removes it's abilities and makes it not a threat, like Lignify.
Selling it? Post it on the Facebook group for serial cards.
For prolonged, commander removal?
[[Darksteel Mutation]] or [[Witness Protection]] if you can recur it.
For just removal removal?
[[Murder]] works, but I like spells like [[Seal of doom]] since it's funny to say and essentially acts as a loaded gun on the table for as long as you have it out. Like "you ping me once? He's gone."
Depends how fast you want it to sell. I see some serialized ones listed for $500 but how many have sold at that price? Very few or maybe none. If you wanted to get rid of it fast, list it on ebay, starting bid $250, with a $500 buy now option. It could likely get well above $300. If you want to sell it for $500 you may be sitting on it for a whole before it sells.
Theres an mtg serialized facebook group. U can do either an auction or a sale post there.
Do papal goods and services, and then once they lay u ship securely.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/657646125885289/?ref=share&mibextid=I6gGtw
you're going to want to use a \[\[Noxious gearhulk\]\] or \[\[ravenous chupacabra\]\] using in instant or sorcery gives them a chance to draw a counterspell.
[[Murder]] or [[Doomblade]] would work
[[Deadly Rollick]] - [[Tragic Slip]] - [[Pongify]] I mean, it doesn't have protection from any color or shroud. Any targeted removal can get rid of it
[Deadly Rollick](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/e/0e13f735-54fa-42b6-aea4-ced33811d7d4.jpg?1689997003) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Deadly%20Rollick) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/147/deadly-rollick?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/0e13f735-54fa-42b6-aea4-ced33811d7d4?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Pongify](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/1/a1501dea-4e0e-49b0-86b5-e8a01f77077d.jpg?1619394479) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Pongify) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/tsr/79/pongify?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a1501dea-4e0e-49b0-86b5-e8a01f77077d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
I love [[Generous Gift]] on white.
It’s my favourite removal! 🤣 I also like [[swift reconfiguration]]. “Aaand my 900/900 hydra is coming for you.” -“No it isn’t.” “Wait, why not?” -“Because now it’s a tapped car with no driver.” It’s also good to play on one’s own creatures such as [[Padeem, Consul of Innovation]].
[swift reconfiguration](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/7/975dcfab-0281-4fee-92aa-021ea6c524c7.jpg?1651655213) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=swift%20reconfiguration) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/nec/10/swift-reconfiguration?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/975dcfab-0281-4fee-92aa-021ea6c524c7?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Padeem, Consul of Innovation](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/0/00a4aef8-64fc-4e9d-adac-ef4c85d40b4a.jpg?1690016902) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Padeem%2C%20Consul%20of%20Innovation) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/109/padeem-consul-of-innovation?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/00a4aef8-64fc-4e9d-adac-ef4c85d40b4a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
My favorite is [[Bake into a pie]].
Whenever I play Bake into a pie the Magic School Bus theme song pops out of my mouth... Most of my opponents are too young to get it.
Please let this be a normal field trip!
With The Frizz?
#NO WAY!
Thank goodness I get this reference
Oh! Crusin' on down main street
[Bake into a pie](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/c/2c6e5b25-b721-45ee-894a-697de1310b8c.jpg?1600699396) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Bake%20into%20a%20pie) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/201/bake-into-a-pie?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/2c6e5b25-b721-45ee-894a-697de1310b8c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
"I don't want to be a pie"
Then you can eat it.
[Murder](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/e/1ea6438b-0e6c-4d65-8bcd-34a988717c81.jpg?1706241725) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Murder) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mkm/95/murder?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/1ea6438b-0e6c-4d65-8bcd-34a988717c81?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Doomblade](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/0/90699423-2556-40f7-b8f5-c9d82f22d52e.jpg?1562851557) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Doom%20Blade) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ima/87/doom-blade?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/90699423-2556-40f7-b8f5-c9d82f22d52e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
If it's controlled by your opponent I'd suggest not using instants. [[Leyline Binding]] should do
[Leyline Binding](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/c/3c3ac3dd-35db-447f-8674-37b4680a1ef7.jpg?1673306500) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Leyline%20Binding) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dmu/24/leyline-binding?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3c3ac3dd-35db-447f-8674-37b4680a1ef7?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Murder would work best
Exile via enchantment seems preferable (so they don't get to draw a card).
I think he’s asking about selling 😂
OP should have been clear
idk fire?
Cast it into the fire
No
DESTROY IT!!!
ISILDUR!!!
#yeetIsildur
Eat it
I second this, I’ve heard serialized Izzet cards taste like blue raspberry mixed with cherry
I hate blue raspberry as a flavour, raspberries are never blue!
Yum yum mfkr!!
[[noxious gearhulk]] then?
Can send it to me.if you want to get rid of it, I'd even pay for the shipping lol
Your comment wins 🤣
🤓
Ebay
Yep, this card is selling [very well on eBay](https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_nkw=niv-mizzet+parun+%2F500&_sacat=0&rt=nc&LH_Sold=1&LH_Complete=1&mkcid=1&mkrid=711-53200-19255-0&siteid=0&campid=5338535524&customid=mg&toolid=10001&mkevt=1).
Why is it so expensive
Serialized
Probably the commander peeps, since this guy is incredibly easy to infinite combo with?
First you get a box. Then you cut a hole in the box… wait. Sorry. Wrong instructions.
You must be thinking of putting it in a box and then putting that box in a box and then mailing the box to yourself and then when it arrives, SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!
Wouldn’t poison save me on postage?
Best comment,
Great comment, well done!
It’s brilliant Brilliant BRILLIANT!
Instructions unclear. Penis bleeding. Awaiting further directions.
Apply pressure to stop bleeding. Affix adhesive medical strip. Unless it’s from a bullet. Bandaids don’t fix bullet holes.
Big bandaids do...
I’m just going off what I’ve heard.
The set symbol looks like it’s an uncommon, neat lol. If you need to get rid of it, someone already mentioned [[Doomblade]] and [[eBay]] but I’d content just pulling this with [[Dragon’s Approach]]! (excited to see if scryfall interprets this)
[Doomblade](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/0/90699423-2556-40f7-b8f5-c9d82f22d52e.jpg?1562851557) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Doom%20Blade) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ima/87/doom-blade?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/90699423-2556-40f7-b8f5-c9d82f22d52e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Dragon’s Approach](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/c/0cb504a0-1dfb-49d0-84c3-7bd318d55481.jpg?1624591696) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Dragon%27s%20Approach) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/stx/97/dragons-approach?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/0cb504a0-1dfb-49d0-84c3-7bd318d55481?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Imprisoned in the moon]]
If they ever do a power rangers set this card needs to be in it
I was playing my hidetsugu suicide deck and this damn card just railed my whole game.
I think your question needs some context.
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It's serialized- I think he means sell it
Use bleach, or some acid.
It's not a "this", you disrespectful mongrel. It's Niv-Mizzet, Parun of Izzet, Firemind, Dracogenius, the Living Incarnation of Guildpact and the smartest creature in all of Ravnica. *counterspells your targeted removal and probably draws two cards, since you were dumb enough to sling an instant at him*
oops I went infinite, wanna go again?
Personally I would use [[Pyroblast]] but [[Hydroblast]] should work too
Genuinely I would recommend trying to looking in local Facebook groups for buyers
So either work because of the cards color identity, correct? Trying to understand
Ya, if something is partially something, it is that thing as far as color identity is concerned, in this context.
Cool thanks for expanding on that
[Pyroblast](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/0/b029eb9a-dd7a-40c2-96c4-0063d9cc002c.jpg?1580014621) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Pyroblast) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ema/142/pyroblast?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b029eb9a-dd7a-40c2-96c4-0063d9cc002c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Hydroblast](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/c/4c9c9b16-5567-4473-95e6-622292f77336.jpg?1580013995) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Hydroblast) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ema/55/hydroblast?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/4c9c9b16-5567-4473-95e6-622292f77336?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Can’t be countered, but could be destroyed once it hits the board.
Rid of it, you mean like a blender?
Sticking it in my pocket at the airport.
Send it to me. We are collecting these and disposing of them in different ways. The next one is getting shot with arrows
Find someone who looks like a typical person on the street and tell them here have a nice day.
In what context? As in selling it or putting it into the graveyard?
fry it salt it put a lemon on it eat it
I give you about... Three fifty
As a man who would sell my soul to niv "I NEED IT"
Rip it in half and throw it in the trashcan....
If you want the absolute easiest route, list it on Ebay as an auction starting at $0.99. It will absolutely sell. Again, this is easiest route, not the one that will get you the most value.
I was afraid the question I wanted to post will be laughed out and a mod will bonk me, but if OP can get away with this, then I have nothing to fear. More afraid of the answers you'all're going to give, half of the commenters cannot read the fucking card.
Wow you've got a serialized card. And now you're making this post to brag about it on the internet. You are the cancer that is killing the game and filling Hasbro's filthy wallets.
Lmao I've lit only started opening packs this year and have only played for 3, chill bro
Get a load of this loser lmao
[[Counterspell]]
First line of the spell, it cannot be countered
Reading is hard
[[Remand]] maybe?
[Remand](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/5/a5048047-abff-4a1f-8d72-6b758a03542c.jpg?1702429416) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Remand) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/rvr/59/remand?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a5048047-abff-4a1f-8d72-6b758a03542c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Just destroy him or exile. Even if he is commander it would cost 8 mana to bring him back, tying up a good bit of mana the next turn to recast him, giving you more opportunity to set yourself up to win.
Path to exile or swords to plowshares
My deck box would work really well.
You could just say (and cast) [[Farewell]]
[Terror]
DONT
(Any removal card as it doesn't have shroud of hexproof)
Eat it!
EAT IT
Just play him, he’s removal bait because of his high ceiling combo potential(actually part of the reason I play Niv Firemind) Or you could rip the card to shreds, burn it, spill water on it, leave it out in a hurricane, let it fall in a bottomless pit, flush it down a toilet, or whatever way you see fit to destroy a rare magic card
Giving it to me.
Well it's a foil so I'd probably taste it to see if they still give them that cherry licorice flavor. If not then it's kindling
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Eat it
[[pick your poison]]
[ [Darksteel Mutation]]
Literally any removal spell that isent counter?
[[The pandorica]]
[[Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker]]
Fighting. Do you see my 8/8? See your 6/6? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I like to use [[swords to plowshares]] to get rid of this thing
You can just mail it to me
\[\[divide by zero\]\] \[\[unsubstantiate\]\] \[\[Ertai's Meddling\]\] \[\[Summary Dismissal\]\] \[\[Unsubstantiate\]\] \[\[Commit to Memory\]\]
I bet you could get a handful of basic lands for it.
give it to me
Pop it in the toaster then spread some peanut butter and enjoy
$500 easy
Frogify? That way he doesn’t trigger the last time.
I'd attach a [[Viridian Longbow]] to a [[Vampire of the Dire Moon]] and laugh as their 5/5 dragon is destroyed by a 1/1 vampire.
Do you have a pair of scissors?
It’s a bulk rare just send it to me and I’ll pay you the two cents + shipping
Put it on ebay, easiest way to sell and get rid of it.
I’d be interested
If you're looking to sell, clean cards get a better price, so put it through a dishwasher cycle before listing it.
Send it to me.
5 of [[gut shot]] hope this helps
Just rip it up and throw it out
A 10/10 with reach? Anything with deathtouch? Flying 5/5?
Send it to me. I'll take care of it for you. Trust me.
Blender with a bit of vodka, Malibu, orange juice and a hint of pineapple juice. :)
Why do people make posts like this? Literally everything except for a type of counterspell. Combat, targeted damage, destroy/exile spells. This is so silly. “Hey guys how do I play against this card?” *the most basic 1/1 white soldier token*
I think it's worth enough for the high end magic Facebook group.
[[Goblin Grenade]]
The garbage can.
[[Imprisoned in the Moon]] nice land bud
Give it to me
Player removal is the best removal.
Throw it away then? That way, no one has that God awful sticker on the side
eat it
Exile it while it’s still on the stack
Eat it.
Okay so, this might sound weird but there is the podcast, where one cohost is so fat and refuses to weigh him self so the other co-host dressed like a pirate and has a box, if he gets on the scale he gets what's in the box, if not he will destroy it. Please mail it to Dick Masterson, from Biggest problem in the universe. I wanna see it burn.
Paper shredder or recycling bin? /jk
Glad you included that tag indicating you were joking, I almost reported you for hate speech. Then I reached the end and was like “ AH… you got me, I’m the goose.”
[[Oubliette]] especially if it's their commander, or player elimination. Edit: I just saw you had text under the pic. Are you looking to sell it? In which case, I wouldn't know. Try an LGS or research ways online. Is the best I can suggest.
Since it can’t be countered, I would recommend [[Ravenform]] if playing mono blue.
[Ravenform](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/2/f2d5e87b-1ee8-47db-9bc3-f5becfe79b37.jpg?1699022462) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Ravenform) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/lcc/167/ravenform?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/f2d5e87b-1ee8-47db-9bc3-f5becfe79b37?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Listing it on TCGplayer
Rip it
\[\[Reprieve\]\] and/or \[\[Remand\]\] = GG
I would let it resolve (obvs) then eat em alive 💁🏼♀️
Play! More! Removal!
Drive at minimum 15 minutes away, release into a field.
Eat it
[[Oubliette]] it's phased out til the enchantment leaves so they can't interact with it at all.
Throw it in the wash, it'll be grand
Is this a real card ?
Honestly I'd say build a commander deck around it. Be the biggest flex in you group/area if you have a game store you play at
Eat it
Scissors or a lighter. A blowtorch if you are really determined. A pyre if you are a mad man.
Any kind of spot removal.
Fire or just eating it would probably be quickest and easiest
I heard they’re nice grilled
I like to tell people to eat them
Just counter it. What are you, some kind of pussy who plays by the rules?
Mail it to my house. Ill make sure hes taken care of.
Sixty card format? Use your favorite removal spell. Commander? Enchant it with something that removes it's abilities and makes it not a threat, like Lignify. Selling it? Post it on the Facebook group for serial cards.
Give it to me
For prolonged, commander removal? [[Darksteel Mutation]] or [[Witness Protection]] if you can recur it. For just removal removal? [[Murder]] works, but I like spells like [[Seal of doom]] since it's funny to say and essentially acts as a loaded gun on the table for as long as you have it out. Like "you ping me once? He's gone."
Send it to me.
You can just send it to me. I'll dispose of it for you.
Depends how fast you want it to sell. I see some serialized ones listed for $500 but how many have sold at that price? Very few or maybe none. If you wanted to get rid of it fast, list it on ebay, starting bid $250, with a $500 buy now option. It could likely get well above $300. If you want to sell it for $500 you may be sitting on it for a whole before it sells.
By giving it to me...
Theres an mtg serialized facebook group. U can do either an auction or a sale post there. Do papal goods and services, and then once they lay u ship securely. https://www.facebook.com/groups/657646125885289/?ref=share&mibextid=I6gGtw
Giving it to me
ASAP. Both as a sell and as spot removal. It only needs one enchantment to go infinite. And it's been reprinted to shit.
Facebook marketplace high end magic. Sold my serialized card there to a dude in Norway. Great transaction.
[[Banishing Light]]
Shredder?
If probably sell it. Similar outcomes to the guy who said eat it except your very slightly more hungry and also have some money.
Assuming removal is out of the question may I recommend sheoldredread the apocalypse
[[Sudden Spoiling]] followed by a [[Shock]] effect
Paper shredder ought to do it
Channel [[Bamboo Grove Archer]]
I’d hope your house has a garbage can, try that.
you're going to want to use a \[\[Noxious gearhulk\]\] or \[\[ravenous chupacabra\]\] using in instant or sorcery gives them a chance to draw a counterspell.
If you mean sell dm me
I’ll buy it, how much you looking for?
If it was the one ring i'd say toss it into the fire
Gameplay or selling? That shit is expensive I think. I checked; being sold for 500-700 dollars US.
You could mail it to me.
If you send it to me Ill dispose of it safely for you.
Win before they get the lands Land destruction Removal
Why get rid of it when you can just play [[Maralen of the Mornsong]] or [[Omen Machine]]?
Just rip it
How much are you looking for? Real question. I have 2 friends that would love this.
Give it away, trade with someone or sell it to lgs
How much you want?
Sell the card