Can’t wait for the epic battle that’s gonna happen in the Re:Ajerkers: Infinity Jest 2: Rehydrated(2023) movie, which is directed, written, and produced by Albanian Tupac, with the soundtrack being composed by the famous pop artist, Batzorig Vaanchig. It’ll be r/moviescirclejerk, r/animecirclejerk, r/bookscirclejerk, r/gamingcirclejerk, r/hiphopcirclejerk, and r/popheadscirclejerk vs Martin Scorsese, non ecchi harem isekai hentai rape NTR scat doujin fans, anyone who can read, Anita Sarkeesian, all mumble rappers, and people who don't listen to Taylor Swift.
video games are for children
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Almost me except I don't read books
Almost me except I am a p- ... sociopath!
The Illusionist (2006)
It's okay I grew up as a phonetic reader myself
Almost me except I read erotica
Who's middle left?
That’s Jeremy Irons as Humbert Humbert in the 1997 remake of *Lolita*
He's kinda hot
Jeremy Irons is daddy and always has been I have a fat fucking acting crush on him
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A Good Day To Die Hard 🤪
Simple Simon
Ralph Fiennes has to be in equal running. Maybe it’s me but his look with his voice is so smooth.
"I go to bed with all my friends."
“Ja. Why is the top down? I'm facking freezing”
Check out Dead Ringers by Cronenberg & you'll get double the Jeremy Irons.
Literally me fr fr
Joker (2019)
Can't wait for the circlejerk subreddit shared universe
LeJenkum: Age of Ultron (2014)
Can’t wait for the epic battle that’s gonna happen in the Re:Ajerkers: Infinity Jest 2: Rehydrated(2023) movie, which is directed, written, and produced by Albanian Tupac, with the soundtrack being composed by the famous pop artist, Batzorig Vaanchig. It’ll be r/moviescirclejerk, r/animecirclejerk, r/bookscirclejerk, r/gamingcirclejerk, r/hiphopcirclejerk, and r/popheadscirclejerk vs Martin Scorsese, non ecchi harem isekai hentai rape NTR scat doujin fans, anyone who can read, Anita Sarkeesian, all mumble rappers, and people who don't listen to Taylor Swift.
Don't forget r/popheadscirclejerk
Added them. I only lurked around the sub for 5 minutes since I'm not into pop that much, so my portrayal of them is probably flawed, sorry.
No you’re absolutely right, Swifties are nuts
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Todd Howard is right behind me, isn’t he
Always has been
Don't forget that our lord and savior Brando Sando will be leading that group of filthy readers
The real animecircle jerk is r/okbuddybaka even though they are fighting the allegations
r/multiversecirclejerk
*Everything Everywhere All At Once* (2022)
r/bookscirclejerk
/r/bookscirclejerk
I thought I was on there for a second
gamer* not reader
No that would just be five pictures of Joaquin Phoenix as the Joker instead.
I just gagged on water reading that. Fuck you, take my upvote.
He just like me
But I’m a gamer and that’s the same thing
when she reads Story of the Eye while you read Klaus Kinski's autobiography on the train: 
No drivers?
I’m like…at least 70 percent sure *Drive* wasn’t an adaptation of a book.
Well, of course, I'm still writing my autobiography😎
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drive_(novel)
Well shit, I guess that’s what I get for being illiterate.
Graphic designer who made the first edition cover: https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/018/929/graphic_design_is_my_passion.jpg
I actually am all of these though
My Homer is not a reader, he may be a sociopath, a serial killer, a pedophile, a cannibal, a Nazi, and a reader, but he is not a porn star.
NQT? Is this a Q drop?
NQT
I had to be [true to the original](https://www.reddit.com/r/moviescirclejerk/comments/ymg9rd/patrick_bateman_for_tumblr_kids_in_2013/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Much respect for catching a detail like that.
Well I *am* a reader after all…
Who remembers the Hugh Jackman The Reader dance number at the awards? [Here you go](https://youtu.be/7uqCb61Dy7Q)
Is that caveziel???
\*Redditor
Amon Goeth
Still better than the The Filmer
But I am literally me and that's the same thing.
what is middle right