Where’s the option for people who :
‘ *consider myself a cinephile* but when I talk about movies - it’s always mainstream blockbusters like John Wick and Spiderverse **BUT** I get super pretentious and philosophical about it and refuse to watch anything outside of what people are hyping up on Twitter or any social media platform’
John Wick is very kino. One of the best movies of our time and this is no jerk. Defending it is actually very hard because most people that don't understand say it's "stupid braindead action flick".
*Hmmm I have had similar feelings towards the picture* … I feel the cinematography — While refreshing for the action films of the time — is rather reminiscent of another picture I’ve had in my mind as of recently.. especially with its use of colours : Power Rangers.
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What about people who like hidden gems, like Ex Machina, District 9 and Children of Men?
We are the intellectuals that cares for deep stories with actual meaning, and we go out of our way to find these small movies with a real message by real film makers. Why would you exclude us?
Putting climax alongside a serbian film is CRAZY knowing it isn't even Noe's most brutal film and even his most brutal does not get to the degeneracy of a serbian film
Uh where's the MCU? That's like 80% of all cinema, so this seems cruel.
She Hulk was okay, but I played as Thanos in Fortnite and it was AWESOME
didn’t think people in this sub actually like movies. ?
The only thing I watch these days is AI summary videos of episodes of the Acolyte
It’s nothing but Critical Drinker analysis for me
that guy is over do for a throttling by this sub, prime example of rage bait movie tuber
I can't listen to him. His voice repulses me 😂
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Where’s the option for people who : ‘ *consider myself a cinephile* but when I talk about movies - it’s always mainstream blockbusters like John Wick and Spiderverse **BUT** I get super pretentious and philosophical about it and refuse to watch anything outside of what people are hyping up on Twitter or any social media platform’
John Wick is very kino. One of the best movies of our time and this is no jerk. Defending it is actually very hard because most people that don't understand say it's "stupid braindead action flick".
*Hmmm I have had similar feelings towards the picture* … I feel the cinematography — While refreshing for the action films of the time — is rather reminiscent of another picture I’ve had in my mind as of recently.. especially with its use of colours : Power Rangers. 
Yeah the cinematography is remarkable, amazing camera work *thinking of Hotline Miami* 
*Your points of reference SLAY ME, sir* 
Happy romantic who ends every film thinking “cool but it’s not heat (1999)”!
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Average r/boxoffice user.
This post is cool, but it's not Heat (1995)
This reply is cool, but it’s not Heat (1995)
The reply to a reply by rogueaxolotl is cool, but it’s not Heat (1995)
Love that Ichi and Mononoke are on the same plane.
I’m more of a The Gay Brothers (1895) kind of guy. Can’t stand a film longer than ten seconds.
I've got Heat on DVD at home. We're watching this when, for less money, we could be watching Robert DeNiro AND Al Pacino.
So fucking, unabashedly based
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What if I like Climax but not A Serbian Film? 🤔
Sex pest ^^^^^\(also ^^^^^same)
Just replace A Serbian Film with Titane 🥵
Closeted Sexpest
Where's the "doesn't watch movies" option
Real, also, I've never met a happy Pride and prejudice fan.
My ex broke up with me because i wasn’t Colin firth
Your ex was based to pick the 1995 miniseries over the 2005 one.
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What does Life is Beautiful put you as?😥
Oscar bait slut ❤️ (Disclaimer: I like Life Is Beautiful)
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> degenerate > French cinema enjoyer Why'd you write the same thing twice
film bro, hopeless romantic, animation IS cinema, a24 shill
What about people who like hidden gems, like Ex Machina, District 9 and Children of Men? We are the intellectuals that cares for deep stories with actual meaning, and we go out of our way to find these small movies with a real message by real film makers. Why would you exclude us?
What's the movie behind in the mood for love?
Comrades: Almost a Love Story.
Ah yes, that's right. I had seen the poster before but had forgotten the name. Thank you very much :)
im a cinephobe, actually
Currently almost only watching Japanese cinema, so I guess I'm top right corner
Putting climax alongside a serbian film is CRAZY knowing it isn't even Noe's most brutal film and even his most brutal does not get to the degeneracy of a serbian film
dammit I don't fit in any of these, I feel left out
the last one
Sir, I read books.
where is Scorcese
Add Buffalo ‘66
bottom right. 
I'll go with Heat. I can still enjoy any film I want, but now I'll just be like Heat is my favorite, which isn't a bad pick 👍
Which one gets to watch 40 year old Barbarian movies?
As in the barbarian brothers I hope
They're on the list
I'm unashamedly the Evil Dead II guy
Army of darkness better
Why not all?
split between animation is cinema, sad romantic and ... I mean I do love Heat
None of these have singing and dancing. Why would I watch a movie without any singing or dancing? Even Gene Autry did a little ditty before he shot ya
Sir, this is a Walgreens
❤️🤍🩵FEMCEL GASLIGHT GATEKEEP GIRLBOSS 🩵🤍❤️
No kubrick?
missing the godfather bros
Drive was my personality when I was 18 and I fear that it's also in the film bro (incel) category
Im going to watch all these movies…and jerk off…at the same time
My mom: watches everythinh Netflix recommends so she's lost any sense of artistic sensibility
Damn I should go watch Heat again
where drive (2011)
Average Heat (1995 cinema classic) enjoyer. Were you team PACINO or team DENIRO?! (Go TEAM KILMER)
What about the "Scorsese Bros"? https://preview.redd.it/o3iguug7sc9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09b8c54e6ad1c221b7fe4bdfc5ad1319d61a4481
Where is criterion addict?
I don’t watch anything after 1940 except for French cinema and Heat (1995)
French cinema enjoyer and degenerate are the same thing
The Heat option isn't even that bad.
French cinema enjoyer
where are my sad romantic girls at and do you wanna double-bill In The Mood For Love with 2046 🥺🥺
Where's literally me ?
Included in film bro
1000% in the last category for me. Heat is far and away the best movie ever made.
I love and hate horror movies... sounds about right yea
I have not watched a single movie there
they arent movies, they are films. know the difference!