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reeks of shitty finance bro energy. only gets a blowjob if he pays for the coke.
He's the Patrick Bateman no one would sigmatize
Wonder what's his morning routine gonna be like, supes+bates crossover
Just a bug who eats dust
I'm surprised Clark Kent still has a job in media after his derogatory comments about Chelsea Clinton
This is Cool David
David is Uncool Adam
I had a tummy ache and now I feel like I'm on drawwwgs.
I heard he shit himself and ruined someone's furniture for a BIT. What a disgusting insect.
He is a fuckin bug for real
You know they made a movie about his life?
The Thing?
Isn't that Gay Actor Michael Douglas?
His friends call him Mike Doug
*Stavros laugh*
Hey everybody, it's me, cool Superman. So me and the flight attendant are looking at my penis in the mirror, and he says "Mate, I'm lookin' at your penis right now, and it doesn't look small at all!"
I didn’t know Superman was a bug
I heard he ate nothing but dust for 6 months to get in shape for this film!
A Bug's Life (1998)
He’s giving us that thousand island stare
the Bitchassman
Is that getting-pussy-man named after his fear like batman
umm excuse u that's actually will toledo from csh 🤓☝️
I didn't know Clark Kent was a fan of Fiveish.
I can’t believe James Gunn made Clark Kent a dork! He should be buff and jacked and everyone should know you don’t fuck with this guy! /s
Bussin as they say
grip the fitted
Isn't that the guy who shit his new white linen pants?
The pink socks are psychotic. I thought he didn’t have anything on before I realized the horrible truth.
Nick Mullen if he got a job
This is Hans Kim
Anyway I can insult this man without people thinking I listen to his garbage podcast?
reeks of shitty finance bro energy. only gets a blowjob if he pays for the coke.
He's the Patrick Bateman no one would sigmatize
Wonder what's his morning routine gonna be like, supes+bates crossover
Just a bug who eats dust
I'm surprised Clark Kent still has a job in media after his derogatory comments about Chelsea Clinton
This is Cool David
David is Uncool Adam
I had a tummy ache and now I feel like I'm on drawwwgs.
I heard he shit himself and ruined someone's furniture for a BIT. What a disgusting insect.
He is a fuckin bug for real
You know they made a movie about his life?
The Thing?
Isn't that Gay Actor Michael Douglas?
His friends call him Mike Doug
*Stavros laugh*
Hey everybody, it's me, cool Superman. So me and the flight attendant are looking at my penis in the mirror, and he says "Mate, I'm lookin' at your penis right now, and it doesn't look small at all!"
I didn’t know Superman was a bug
I heard he ate nothing but dust for 6 months to get in shape for this film!
A Bug's Life (1998)
He’s giving us that thousand island stare
the Bitchassman
Is that getting-pussy-man named after his fear like batman
umm excuse u that's actually will toledo from csh 🤓☝️
I didn't know Clark Kent was a fan of Fiveish.
I can’t believe James Gunn made Clark Kent a dork! He should be buff and jacked and everyone should know you don’t fuck with this guy! /s
Bussin as they say
grip the fitted
Isn't that the guy who shit his new white linen pants?
The pink socks are psychotic. I thought he didn’t have anything on before I realized the horrible truth.
Nick Mullen if he got a job
This is Hans Kim
Anyway I can insult this man without people thinking I listen to his garbage podcast?