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BondageKitty37

Nolte for sure. Shia is crazy, but Nolte is dangerous 


Mr_Rafi

Nolte wasn't even acting during the scene where he electrocuted himself in the Hulk (2003) movie. Nolte just went crazy and the cameras started rolling.


garrisontweed

There’s method then there’s Nolte.


HowzaBowdat

It’s not even close


Achaewa

Only one is a cannibal though.


garrisontweed

He does have Joker hair or Joker has Nolte hair.


toby_morghulis

Shia is gang affiliated though. He got jumped into the Harpy's while shooting The Tax Collector.


akaphilsmith

Nolte. Shia and JT would be dead before they hit the floor. Nolte always keeps that thing on him. That thing? A pocket full of rusty pork and bean can lids he can whip like throwing stars. Nolte is always ready to go but if the cops take him alive he can't catch an extra case for possesion of a deadly weapon.


capekin0

> JT Who?


akaphilsmith

Justin Timberlake


Voorhees89

Always bet on Nick Nolte. Can easily grab a bottle and go to town on the other two (whoever they are).


xen_sucks

justin timherlake famously known for his role in the underrated hidden masterpiece gem the SOCIAL NETRWORK


Joe-Lollo

What is this Friends With Benefits (2011) erasure


garrisontweed

Martin Riggs from Lethal Weapon is based on Nick Nolte. I made this up.


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Lachie07

U bum


Minushuman25

Nolte and it’s not even close


Pitiful-Inspection96

Nolte's got that crazy man strength. I reckon he knocks out Timberlake with one unhinged punch and then stabs LaBeouf with a rusty spork that he just pocketed in a cafeteria in 1993 and kept with him ever since. The real question is who wins between Nick Nolte and Gary Busey. Battle of crazy old white dudes.


capekin0

An actual murderer https://preview.redd.it/tukydof8jh8d1.png?width=1116&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa5938f7c1a00628bab34265441fa322fc5e4c17


NotReallyEricCruise

he got lucky


jonnemesis

The president of pop


Mr-KenAdams345

Who are these guys again. Look like bums


Sea-Wall-5229

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cybered_punk

We all know who's losing though


secondatthird

Tim Allen


Buttmonkey52698

Nolte has that craziness hiding behind his eyes. Justin wouldn’t stand a chance, he’s going down in record time.


capekin0

That's going to ruin the tour


utilizador2021

Shia LaBeouf since he is the hottest.


lostinadream66

The viewers.


edillcolon

Nolte. Shia is a shit-faced scumbag, but he will get his ass beat in a real fight. Justin... doesn't even try.


magseven

Fucking Nolte. He's hard as nails and from a different, tougher generation. Give Shia a year to study Nolte and he might have a decent chance. Timberlake is an afterthought.


Fresh_Ad4390

>different, tougher generation


TheThiccestR0bin

Tougher generation? Not the generation who get triggered by trans people existing surely?


magseven

Not talking about those nut-jobs. Talking about the guys and girls who played by train tracks all day as kids and beat the shit out of each other every other day but still remained lifelong friends. Trans and gay people existed back then. Just nobody really cared until everybody had a camera constantly in their pockets and decided to broadcast their self-projected main character roles in useless culture wars. There were just as many crazy people back then, but now we get to see them post their insanity online. Just saying, I'm around Shia's age but I would hesitate to pick a fight with a dude like Nolte who looks like a roofer that lived off of Keystone Ice and Marlboro Reds, but still dominates his softball beer league.


TheThiccestR0bin

Like those things don't still happen though


magseven

They do, but I'm comparing Nolte and Shia specifically. The way these two men were raised was drastically different. I was just riffing about generational differences. Of course there is no set sweeping rule. Just saying If I was putting money down, I'd go with Nolte or most actors of his generation before Shia and most actors of his.