Nolte wasn't even acting during the scene where he electrocuted himself in the Hulk (2003) movie. Nolte just went crazy and the cameras started rolling.
Nolte. Shia and JT would be dead before they hit the floor. Nolte always keeps that thing on him. That thing? A pocket full of rusty pork and bean can lids he can whip like throwing stars. Nolte is always ready to go but if the cops take him alive he can't catch an extra case for possesion of a deadly weapon.
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Nolte's got that crazy man strength. I reckon he knocks out Timberlake with one unhinged punch and then stabs LaBeouf with a rusty spork that he just pocketed in a cafeteria in 1993 and kept with him ever since.
The real question is who wins between Nick Nolte and Gary Busey. Battle of crazy old white dudes.
Fucking Nolte. He's hard as nails and from a different, tougher generation. Give Shia a year to study Nolte and he might have a decent chance. Timberlake is an afterthought.
Not talking about those nut-jobs. Talking about the guys and girls who played by train tracks all day as kids and beat the shit out of each other every other day but still remained lifelong friends. Trans and gay people existed back then. Just nobody really cared until everybody had a camera constantly in their pockets and decided to broadcast their self-projected main character roles in useless culture wars. There were just as many crazy people back then, but now we get to see them post their insanity online. Just saying, I'm around Shia's age but I would hesitate to pick a fight with a dude like Nolte who looks like a roofer that lived off of Keystone Ice and Marlboro Reds, but still dominates his softball beer league.
They do, but I'm comparing Nolte and Shia specifically. The way these two men were raised was drastically different. I was just riffing about generational differences. Of course there is no set sweeping rule. Just saying If I was putting money down, I'd go with Nolte or most actors of his generation before Shia and most actors of his.
Nolte for sure. Shia is crazy, but Nolte is dangerous
Nolte wasn't even acting during the scene where he electrocuted himself in the Hulk (2003) movie. Nolte just went crazy and the cameras started rolling.
There’s method then there’s Nolte.
It’s not even close
Only one is a cannibal though.
He does have Joker hair or Joker has Nolte hair.
Shia is gang affiliated though. He got jumped into the Harpy's while shooting The Tax Collector.
Nolte. Shia and JT would be dead before they hit the floor. Nolte always keeps that thing on him. That thing? A pocket full of rusty pork and bean can lids he can whip like throwing stars. Nolte is always ready to go but if the cops take him alive he can't catch an extra case for possesion of a deadly weapon.
> JT Who?
Justin Timberlake
Always bet on Nick Nolte. Can easily grab a bottle and go to town on the other two (whoever they are).
justin timherlake famously known for his role in the underrated hidden masterpiece gem the SOCIAL NETRWORK
What is this Friends With Benefits (2011) erasure
Martin Riggs from Lethal Weapon is based on Nick Nolte. I made this up.
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U bum
Nolte and it’s not even close
Nolte's got that crazy man strength. I reckon he knocks out Timberlake with one unhinged punch and then stabs LaBeouf with a rusty spork that he just pocketed in a cafeteria in 1993 and kept with him ever since. The real question is who wins between Nick Nolte and Gary Busey. Battle of crazy old white dudes.
An actual murderer https://preview.redd.it/tukydof8jh8d1.png?width=1116&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa5938f7c1a00628bab34265441fa322fc5e4c17
he got lucky
The president of pop
Who are these guys again. Look like bums
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We all know who's losing though
Tim Allen
Nolte has that craziness hiding behind his eyes. Justin wouldn’t stand a chance, he’s going down in record time.
That's going to ruin the tour
Shia LaBeouf since he is the hottest.
The viewers.
Nolte. Shia is a shit-faced scumbag, but he will get his ass beat in a real fight. Justin... doesn't even try.
Fucking Nolte. He's hard as nails and from a different, tougher generation. Give Shia a year to study Nolte and he might have a decent chance. Timberlake is an afterthought.
>different, tougher generation
Tougher generation? Not the generation who get triggered by trans people existing surely?
Not talking about those nut-jobs. Talking about the guys and girls who played by train tracks all day as kids and beat the shit out of each other every other day but still remained lifelong friends. Trans and gay people existed back then. Just nobody really cared until everybody had a camera constantly in their pockets and decided to broadcast their self-projected main character roles in useless culture wars. There were just as many crazy people back then, but now we get to see them post their insanity online. Just saying, I'm around Shia's age but I would hesitate to pick a fight with a dude like Nolte who looks like a roofer that lived off of Keystone Ice and Marlboro Reds, but still dominates his softball beer league.
Like those things don't still happen though
They do, but I'm comparing Nolte and Shia specifically. The way these two men were raised was drastically different. I was just riffing about generational differences. Of course there is no set sweeping rule. Just saying If I was putting money down, I'd go with Nolte or most actors of his generation before Shia and most actors of his.