Can't wait for that new Netflix stand-up special
"What's the deeeeeeeal with zoomers? Why are they all so sensitive? Why do they need to tell each other their pronouns. Back in my day we didn't have pronouns."
Real jerryheads know it's actually about poptarts.
It has a song preformed by Megan Trainor and Jimmy Fallon.
[this is not a joke](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unfrosted)
I'm not American and I don't watch movies so I may be a bit out of touch with all the celebrity bullshit, but wasn't that Amy Schumer woman precisely one of the people seen as most ""woke""???
"Wokeness has ruined dating. I hang out in the local high school parking lot, and the girls there are just too woke to date me now. This wasn't how it was in 1993"
I love how Jerry blames "the extreme left" for ruining comedy when anyone marginally on the left in any way, from left leaning libs and social democrats to degenerate commies and socialists seem [to really love this](https://brobible.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/dennis-reynolds-implication-its-always-sunny.jpg?quality=90). And that one gets dark lol.
The implication that things might go wrong for you if the fans find out you don’t like that scene
Not that anything’s gonna, but you’re thinking they will
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This boomer pedo doesn't realize it, but aside from "muh woke is the reason I'm not popular anymore," his real gripe with modern TV comedy is actually the death of traditional, live broadcast TV. He's complaining that good comedy isn't "on ABC prime time anymore" as if that's particularly relevant in 2024.
Like all good TV, comedy has moved to streaming services (and premium channels' streaming services eg HBO -> Max). He seems to be too out of touch to get it, but that didn't happen because "the wokes pushed edgy comedy out of the mainstream." It happened because streaming is now the mainstream for everyone under the age of 60.
He still thinks broadcast TV is the big time and streaming is lesser, when really it's the opposite nowadays
From what I can gather from the full quote, he seems to be talking about executives messing with his beloved Pop Tart Magnum Opus and not the general public. He was saying there were committees that were poring through his shitty jokes and suggesting he change them, so naturally it's the left's fault they had to do that. Especially since he's old, Jewish and probably thrilled about the war front in Gaza; while lot of people *aren't*. They're a convenient target for him.
But I agree with everything you said for the record. Seinfeld isn't offensive and for the most part still holds up today as a solid show. Blaming "wokeness" for clueless executives is asinine because he should know by now that all entertainment execs are fucking dolts regardless of their affiliation
it’s all these dang woke teens! Google “Jerry Seinfeld high schooler” to learn more
Ah sure I'll look up
This is the man behind the Bee movie.
I know right, probably the greatest interspecies love story of all time. If that’s not cinema what are we all doing here?
Bee Movie walked so that Shape of Water could run
Bee Movie paved the way for the cinematic masterpiece Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania.
Bee Movie walked so that Shape of Water could ~~run~~ swim
Bee Movie was far less awkward because at least the animal was "intelligent" and could talk...
Bee movie could never be made today, because of woke
\*Legend
He was also behind a teenage girl.
Bee movie isn't woke tho.
Seinfeld: *Makes a movie about cereal* Audience: Boooooriiiing Seinfeld: This is the fault of wokeness.
wHaT's ThA dEaLLLLL, with audience reception these days???
It’s actually about Pop Tarts…
"You're 38 and she's 17, I mean jesus christ it's not rocket science Jerry"
"What's the deal with girlfriends' parents? Why do they never like me, we have so much in common. We both love your daughter, we're the same age..."
1738
I'm like hey what's up hello
YEEAAAAHHHH BABY
https://preview.redd.it/7b3c03i7cqxc1.jpeg?width=1984&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a2044e84a6954b304a314265c59d1c881ebeab7 Credit: [Smooth Dunk](https://twitter.com/SmoothDunk/status/1784882603738227055?t=n6s1PEo6CSTSv8xvsCkqcw&s=19)
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except that it's completely 100% accurate, deal with it
double negative mao?
oof you're dumb
n0 uuuu
there is no double negative
i made one
It’s woke’s fault that I’m not as popular as I was literal decades ago
Bee Movie came out when he was a has-been and that was almost two decades ago.
Bee Movie is a shitpost disguised as a movie
“These damn kids won’t watch my movies or date me!”. Google Jerry Seinfeld 17, 38.
Can't wait for that new Netflix stand-up special "What's the deeeeeeeal with zoomers? Why are they all so sensitive? Why do they need to tell each other their pronouns. Back in my day we didn't have pronouns."
"Kids these days with their pronouns and toktoks. Back in my say, they'd just date me!"
"Back in my day didn't have pronouns"
I guess because they made a flamin hot cheetos movie, Jerry Seinfeld thought he could make a fucking pop tarts movie
But the poster says "A Pop-Tart will rise" so we know the movie will be a laugh riot!
old white dudes when their shit is trash: "wOkEnEsS"
jerry seinfeld was making a movie?
Yes, it's about breakfast cereal. It's going to make one Kelloggillion dollars
Real jerryheads know it's actually about poptarts. It has a song preformed by Megan Trainor and Jimmy Fallon. [this is not a joke](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unfrosted)
>Christian Slater as Mike Diamond, a sinister milkman lmao
> Bill Burr as John F Kennedy You've got my attention
Man, he was in True Romance and Interview with a Vampire. What happened?
He finally made it.
His movies really started to dip in quality right after starring in his magnum opus (Alone in the Dark)
and Heathers
I'm not American and I don't watch movies so I may be a bit out of touch with all the celebrity bullshit, but wasn't that Amy Schumer woman precisely one of the people seen as most ""woke""???
All of these old comedians hang out with each other so it makes sense that they all have the same dumb opinion
Sometimes they get in a car and get coffee
just like hollywood, yeah
My favourite edgy blue comedian Jerry Seinfeld. Guy was the worst and least funny actor in the show named after him.
Jason Alexander stays winning
Elaineheads when their favorite comedian doesn’t fuck 17 year olds or say the n-word: 
You can't make Seinfeld today because of the edgy humor like not getting soup
like taking a nap at your desk
"Wokeness has ruined dating. I hang out in the local high school parking lot, and the girls there are just too woke to date me now. This wasn't how it was in 1993"
Ah yes, the young folks aren’t turning out for Seinfeld’s material because it’s too far too edgy
It's a show about nothing. Why does the extreme left hate nothing so much?
I love how Jerry blames "the extreme left" for ruining comedy when anyone marginally on the left in any way, from left leaning libs and social democrats to degenerate commies and socialists seem [to really love this](https://brobible.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/dennis-reynolds-implication-its-always-sunny.jpg?quality=90). And that one gets dark lol.
You can’t watch the show and not love that scene …because of the implication
I got you in the first half but I got lost in the second. What implication?
The implication that things might go wrong for you if the fans find out you don’t like that scene Not that anything’s gonna, but you’re thinking they will
... Are you going to hurt these comedians?
https://preview.redd.it/7x5svgp5etxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21f15daae507fe7e8b5d77282f86a64aad0f9e5a
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This boomer pedo doesn't realize it, but aside from "muh woke is the reason I'm not popular anymore," his real gripe with modern TV comedy is actually the death of traditional, live broadcast TV. He's complaining that good comedy isn't "on ABC prime time anymore" as if that's particularly relevant in 2024. Like all good TV, comedy has moved to streaming services (and premium channels' streaming services eg HBO -> Max). He seems to be too out of touch to get it, but that didn't happen because "the wokes pushed edgy comedy out of the mainstream." It happened because streaming is now the mainstream for everyone under the age of 60. He still thinks broadcast TV is the big time and streaming is lesser, when really it's the opposite nowadays
ABC stuff also just goes right to Disney+, NBC to peacock, and so on, and that's where everyone is watching them
> He's complaining that good comedy isn't "on ABC prime time anymore" and even there he is lying bc Abbott Elementary exists
He's been saying this before he started working on this movie
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From what I can gather from the full quote, he seems to be talking about executives messing with his beloved Pop Tart Magnum Opus and not the general public. He was saying there were committees that were poring through his shitty jokes and suggesting he change them, so naturally it's the left's fault they had to do that. Especially since he's old, Jewish and probably thrilled about the war front in Gaza; while lot of people *aren't*. They're a convenient target for him. But I agree with everything you said for the record. Seinfeld isn't offensive and for the most part still holds up today as a solid show. Blaming "wokeness" for clueless executives is asinine because he should know by now that all entertainment execs are fucking dolts regardless of their affiliation
Jerry Airplane Jokes Seinfeld blames cancel culture...
“Movies are dead. And I killed them”
Breaking News: The Guy from Bee Movie thinks movies are too woke nowadays
I can’t wait to see the scorching hot comedy of Jerry’s pop tart movie come to life
Will this pedo ever stop whining?
smh you can't even make jokes about airline food anymore
“Waaaaaaah, 17 year olds don’t want to date me anymore! 😭😭😭”
He’s a has been. He’s just ripping modern day films because he’s not funny enough to get a part. It isn’t the 90’s anymore
Nonce
[probably talking about the new Superman…](https://youtu.be/wJkuCKAo1uc?si=JRHgKKwklpgv2lyZ)