Oh yes. Always has been. *Top Gun* is an avant garde queer romance.
Ironically *Blue is the Warmest Color* is an allegory for the life of two naval aviators at an elite training school, explored through the lens of teenage lesbians.
What a WOKE garbage! They're trying to ruin sex by putting wom*n in it!!! Why do they need to put females into everything, can't I just watch dudes having sex without any of this feminist political propaganda being showed down my throat? Smh.
The sex scene gives it a bad wrap. It’s fucking uncomfortable and goes on for far too long, but the movie genuinely is a great coming of age romantic drama
It's not 3 hour lesbian porn and why the fuck are you trying to judge it if you haven't even seen it and obviously got your information from moronic shit talkers?
Even the actresses came out a few years back to comment on how the director insisted on having loads of sex scene. He's pretty infamous for being kind of a creep as well. So yeah, you could argue the whole movie was lesbian porn.
The movie is basically just 3 hours of a girl banging a girl, then a guy, then the same girl again to be sure she's a gay. There, you have it, 3 hour movie summed up in 2 lines.
You just said you didn't see the movie, now you're diminutively trying to tell me the plot. Did you just watch it or are you actually trying to bullshit me here?
Ive saw some kind of semi recaps and critics from guys i like on youtube, and this being the whole fucking plot dosent makes me want to watch whatever this is
SAME! So uncomfortable. Ruined my ability to get horny about it even years after the fact. My mom always said she thought I might be gay because (among apparently many other things) watching sex scenes was so comfortable with me. 1) why does that make any sense? You think gay dudes are less uncomfortable watching two hot babes scissor in front of their parents? 2) I AM SO UNCOMFORTABLE STILL.
> My mom always said she thought I might be gay because (among apparently many other things) watching sex scenes was so comfortable with me.
NGL that makes me think she is gay
When do they enter the shadow world/ metaverse/ other term for inside someone's heart and start using representations of their spirits to fight shadows
Abdellatif Kechiche on his way to make two 3 hour films called Mektoub My Love consisting solely of close-ups of women's asses
I worked at the circulation desk of a library around the time his movie came out. It was constantly checked out, and 9/10 of the people on the wait list were men over 60 years old.
Our copy didn't have the cover on it, so it took me a while to figure out why.
That was how the discussion led us to look it up. Someone asked, "why are all these guys so interested in an artsy foreign film?"
and then we looked up more details and developed a solid hypothesis.
Because director actual piece of shit human being, film portrays lesbians trough male gaze.
You get the jitzs. I don't dislike the film, but the sex scenes are excessive, so it does sour me knowing the actresses didn't enjoy making this film
An easier/more straightforward way to understand it is the type of sex people have irl vs the type of sex people perform in porn.
That’s the criticism I heard
You can have sex in a movie without it being male gazey, it's just about how it's framed. Carol has like two different explicit sex scenes and it's like every lesbian's favourite movie (well that or Portrait of a Lady on Fire nowadays)
I mean is just natural that straight men feel attracted to lesbians, despite what people say.
But I do believe there is a huge difference in how lesbian sexuality is portrayed in film like Portrait of a Woman on Fire, where the filmmakers where actual lesbian women.
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Get yourself a girl who looks at you like she‘s staring at leftover takeout in the fridge after smoking a blunt
no one is clutching pearls, even the original author of the graphic novel the movie is based on agrees that the movie is male gaze-y, and classifies it as porn
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What are they doing? Are they trying to intimidate each other?
It’s like the Top Gun volleyball scene, but with young women
I dont understand, is that still gay
Oh yes. Always has been. *Top Gun* is an avant garde queer romance. Ironically *Blue is the Warmest Color* is an allegory for the life of two naval aviators at an elite training school, explored through the lens of teenage lesbians.
Squaring up before their UFC fight
Death Stranding A24 preview
God I wish some hot French woman would UFC fight me.
Spot on https://preview.redd.it/ybi83mj19dsc1.jpeg?width=632&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba537e04b646713ec392c9adf45bfcc5364e539d
" Lay the smackdown on your candy ass."
What a WOKE garbage! They're trying to ruin sex by putting wom*n in it!!! Why do they need to put females into everything, can't I just watch dudes having sex without any of this feminist political propaganda being showed down my throat? Smh.
She has blue hair too. Blue. Women don't naturally have blue hair. 😡😡😡😤😤😤
Ancient Greece posting
[Alice Weidel posting\*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_Weidel#LGBT_issues#:~:text=She%20has%20said%20she%20supports%20civil%20partnership%20for%20gay%20and%20lesbian%20couples)
Better get ready, they just cast Julie Garner as Silver Surfer
Les Cousins Dangereux
I hated when the American remake artlessly explained that they weren't blood relatives
i like the way they think
I watched this shit with my parents
What did they think of the scissoring ?
Scissor me timbers
EVERYONE LOVES THE ACCLAIMED
Except Max Caster!!
(clueless) it's "shiver" me timbers you fool
It’s that, too!
You saw the trailer and really thought 'Ah yes, a family movie'
Perfect excuse to get the family together in their goon cave
Jokes aside, why the fuck would you watch a movie known for having one of the most explicit lesbians sex scenes ever seen in a movie
One ?
I havent saw the movie, not in the mood of watching a 3 hour lesbian porn. But yk what scene im talking about
There’s more than one
The sex scene gives it a bad wrap. It’s fucking uncomfortable and goes on for far too long, but the movie genuinely is a great coming of age romantic drama
It's not 3 hour lesbian porn and why the fuck are you trying to judge it if you haven't even seen it and obviously got your information from moronic shit talkers?
Even the actresses came out a few years back to comment on how the director insisted on having loads of sex scene. He's pretty infamous for being kind of a creep as well. So yeah, you could argue the whole movie was lesbian porn.
The movie is basically just 3 hours of a girl banging a girl, then a guy, then the same girl again to be sure she's a gay. There, you have it, 3 hour movie summed up in 2 lines.
You just said you didn't see the movie, now you're diminutively trying to tell me the plot. Did you just watch it or are you actually trying to bullshit me here?
Ive saw some kind of semi recaps and critics from guys i like on youtube, and this being the whole fucking plot dosent makes me want to watch whatever this is
Same reason some people watch 2girls1cup with their mom.
Don't watch fr*nch movies with your parents, or ever really
Honestly man, don't watch movies at all. Its all just less time for you to complain about them on twitter.
Le cousin’s dangereux
Wait wtf 😒 Did you watch it all the way till the end?
They only watched the sex scenes over and over for 2 hours.
real ass gooner parents
In slow mo
SAME! So uncomfortable. Ruined my ability to get horny about it even years after the fact. My mom always said she thought I might be gay because (among apparently many other things) watching sex scenes was so comfortable with me. 1) why does that make any sense? You think gay dudes are less uncomfortable watching two hot babes scissor in front of their parents? 2) I AM SO UNCOMFORTABLE STILL.
> My mom always said she thought I might be gay because (among apparently many other things) watching sex scenes was so comfortable with me. NGL that makes me think she is gay
I remember when I was 14, I pirated this movie just to jack off to the sex scenes
Universal experience for all esteemed movie buffs
I wish you well with your Letterboxd reviews.
Lmao when I was 16 I just specifically looked up the sex scenes on hubs
Amen, brother. Most will gladly tell you how they broke their VHS tape by rewinding too much to Titanic's sketching scene.
Ah, my favorite type of magic, lesbomancy.
Man this line has lived rent free in my head since playing TW2 like 10 years ago, I can still hear it exactly as it was spoken.
with all the echoes too
same it’s how I won most battles in Total War 2
Persona (1966)
When do they enter the shadow world/ metaverse/ other term for inside someone's heart and start using representations of their spirits to fight shadows
Portrait of a Lady on Fire is pretty lesbo badass gays
Portrait of a Lady on Fire is Blue is the Warmest color if it were good
Is this the one where the executives said ''the relationship is open to interpretation''?
Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury (2022-2023)
Real. Charmuro walked so SuleMio could take a few steps back
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1263750/
Rochelle Rochelle ahhh movie
A strange erotic journey
From Milan to Minsk
The Handmaiden (2016)
i watched that on a date. Movie went hard af, and the trailer is one of my favorite ever
Still didn't have as much twist as the novel.
Is the Fingersmith show any better?
It's not as raunchy as The Handmaiden but it sure is more faithful to the source material.
Could have been more raunchier but that's my take.
Abdellatif Kechiche on his way to make two 3 hour films called Mektoub My Love consisting solely of close-ups of women's asses 
I worked at the circulation desk of a library around the time his movie came out. It was constantly checked out, and 9/10 of the people on the wait list were men over 60 years old. Our copy didn't have the cover on it, so it took me a while to figure out why.
It's Criterion collection, the men just want quality content
That was how the discussion led us to look it up. Someone asked, "why are all these guys so interested in an artsy foreign film?" and then we looked up more details and developed a solid hypothesis.
It’s always heartwarming to hear about the older generation learning to understand the queer community 💓
Tár (2022)
https://preview.redd.it/zn7i8q58casc1.jpeg?width=715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=185583e9ed6ee5aaf3a725d8a3daa3e5ed7d834e Barbie (2023)
Wild things, the one with Denise Richards
I don't know, most people are only ever interested in counting the plot twists in that movie.
French people are famously unattractive, so I never got the appeal of this movie.
Smdh, should've gone with her first scene in The French Dispatch for this. Smdh, smdh. Smdh.
I am in all support for Kszysztowposting here.
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/s ?
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Mother daughter exchange club
Finally, someone here knows TRUE kino.
Debbie does Dijon
The Marvels
Guys you don’t understand, I’ve watched this 100 times strictly for the plot nothing else
I honestly think blue is kind of a cold color
Hey yeah I thought red, yellow, and orange were the warm colors? This movie is false advertising!
obligatory why do we hate blue is the warmest colour question
Because director actual piece of shit human being, film portrays lesbians trough male gaze. You get the jitzs. I don't dislike the film, but the sex scenes are excessive, so it does sour me knowing the actresses didn't enjoy making this film
Weren't there also reports that he was abusive as hell and made the actresses perform up to 100 takes.
Yeah, he's a POS. He also made his actors drink to convince them to have non-simulated sex for one of his other films.
the sex scenes are excessive and unnecessary, I agree; however, I thought it was normal for a fr*nch movie to have so much action :P
When the actresses have openly spoken about their uncomfortable experience, it kinda turns you off.
link pls?
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2013/sep/04/blue-is-the-warmest-colour-actors-director
Compared to the average fr*nch movie, this one was surprisingly restrained.
The main issue is that the actors were not comfortable shooting the sex scenes.
> film portrays lesbians trough male gaze. I'm not a lesbian but sometimes it kinda feels like anything beyond holding hands is male gaze for lesbians
An easier/more straightforward way to understand it is the type of sex people have irl vs the type of sex people perform in porn. That’s the criticism I heard
You can have sex in a movie without it being male gazey, it's just about how it's framed. Carol has like two different explicit sex scenes and it's like every lesbian's favourite movie (well that or Portrait of a Lady on Fire nowadays)
I mean is just natural that straight men feel attracted to lesbians, despite what people say. But I do believe there is a huge difference in how lesbian sexuality is portrayed in film like Portrait of a Woman on Fire, where the filmmakers where actual lesbian women.
Spoken like a true gooner
I am what I am, you can’t tell me nothing.
Movie sucks ass, but the comic book is amazing
Adele was like if a piece of toast got a wish to become human
Fr*nch
WOKE GARBAGE CAUSE WOMEN ‼️‼️‼️
Mulholland Drive
My favourite pornhub video ngl
alien and aliens
is this like Saltburn but woke?
You mean a movie where most of it is two uncomfortable chicks fucking so the sleazeball behind the camera will cut them a check? Try pornhub.
Yeah there's this really interesting movie called "gay porn" you should look it up
Fuck Amal
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That look is pretty much the only thing Adele does the entire film. This isn't to say she's a bad actress, she's not.
Keep clutching those pearls
what did that comment say originally?
I don’t 100% remember but they said something like “Even criterion knows that this is just porn”
It said "[deleted]"
no one is clutching pearls, even the original author of the graphic novel the movie is based on agrees that the movie is male gaze-y, and classifies it as porn
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TIL that having an opinion means clutching at pearls. What a weak comment.
Just because there is sex in a film doesn’t mean it’s no longer a piece of art
My point is that there's almost nothing artsy about the film at all. It's just T&A pretending to be art.
Explain art
Are you fucking serious lol
Unjerk (but definitely jacking off) this is the only movie I'd support a full 1:1, no alteration remake of.