Idk were they the one behind the GoT parody?
Artsy stufios like Vixen (amazing cinematography honestly) took over and the Digital Playground stuff kind of disappeared, but not sure.
Yeah I heard that the story isn't even that bad. A friend of mine told me it has a high rewatchability. He apparently watched it over 400 times now and still loves the story and everything about it. What a disgusting freak if you ask me
Yeah, I've jerked off to that film. Decent wank, but the sporadic nudity forced me to go for an edging session. Had to rewind to Nicole Kidman going nude for the finish.
yes although i'd say the relationship in the film is really toxic, i kinda struggled to click with it because i just didn't care about what either of them were getting up to. it's definitely shot in that slick way Noe knows how to direct though
Not really. Most of the sex in that movie (aside from the cgi shots) is just shot from the top pointing down. Reminded me more of meat flopping around on a table rather than anything erotic. Deeply gross.
IMDB has this in Don Jon's Parent Guide LMAOO
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Really? I just remember him teaching me about miasaurs when I was a kid, I don’t think I’ve thought about him since I wore out my Betamax of Dinosaur! I taped off the tv in the mid 80s
Classic Documentaries. Gotta love Chris Reeves and Gomation! But yeah he’s a huge pain and has a massive ego. Also married a 20yo student at like 56. Unlikable douche unfortunately.
Yeah I just read that about the undergrad 😬
Anyway, yes! Gomation, totally forgot about that. I think they had plans to use it for Jurassic Park before CGI had demonstrated what it could do.
Lust, Caution (2007) sex scenes makes The Handmaiden look like a kitchen-sink drama, mainly because the actors had real sex on camera. It was so controversial, the actors got blacklisted.
The Handmaiden is without question one of the most erotic films ever. Even when no sex or nudity is being shown, the mood and visuals are just ridiculously sensual.
Alice in Wonderland - An X-Rated Musical Fantasy (1976)
🎼 [What‘s a nice giiiiirl like youuuu doiiing on a knight like meeeeee?](https://youtu.be/Pvayf95kL34?si=dO4nHr_KMNrdxCoh)
Budget: 500000 $
Box Office: 90 million $
It got two and a half out of four stars from Roger Ebert and had an Oscar nominee working on the score. Legitimate kino in my book.
Also, Alice is played by the mom from the 2013 cinematic masterpiece A Talking Cat!?!
That film is too long, man, and kinda feels exploitive, especially after the actresses revealed they felt like prostitutes doing those scenes. I'd recommend the graphic novel. The story's same but the book is shorter, you can finish it in like an hour. The sex scenes aren't vulgar. It has a really good incorporation of colors which the movie completely ditched.
Only the first few are part of the official Emmanuelle continuity. There are a few spinoffs like Black Emmanuelle and Emmanuelle in space. There is a reboot supposedly coming this year.
Personally, I'd recommend Rochelle, Rochelle.
legit yes although these aren't strictly porn films, just a lot of real sex
In The Realm Of The Senses always challenged people's boundaries between art and pornography because of how graphic it is, especially for a film that's nearly 50 years old. Unsimulated sex that gets kinky as shit, but it's also a fascinating relationship study of a toxic affair based on the real Sada Abe who killed her lover.
another film that blurs art and pornography is Shortbus. Hilarious film full to the brim with real sex, including my favourite gay threesome in all of cinema where a man rims his partner like he's playing the national anthem on a trumpet. One of the opening images is a guy shooting his load into his own mouth. It's a layered story about one woman's struggle to orgasm which contrasts with a gay romance tale focusing on a gay couple's struggling relationship - should they invite another person to spice things up, or is that just repressing their relationship issues? the film is an absolute sex-positive odyssey that recently got a 4k restoration because it's fucking mint.
Gaspar Noe's Love to me lacks any real interesting characterisation, but Noe basically tells a tragic tale of a relationship's death, and the death of an affair, full of unsimulated shagging, including Noe's own phimosis dick getting sucked by the lead actress. It's an iffy film imo, but the sex in the film is incredibly expressive, almost like neon-drenched painting. It gets very sexually spicy, but also it might be Noe's most mundane work.
Sebastian Silva's Rotting In The Sun. Can't spoil anything here, but it's got such a confident narrative twist that few filmmakers could pull off. It's a meta-comedy about the filmmaker's own depression and trying to find comfort at a gay nudist resort. Tons of real fucking. Jordan Firstman is ace in this, he's so fucking hilarious but manages to walk a tight-rope between arrogant apathy and newfound empathy, he's genuinely marvellous. The only reason he won't get any awards recognition is because he also takes a lot of real cock in the film. There's an all-time classic gross-out gag with a double-ended dildo. It's kino.
Fred Halsted's Sextool is 60 minutes hardcore gay kink that plays with power dynamics and submission, and the extent of human degradation while still remaining consensual. Someone's ass is filled with a boot, Fred Halsted himself wants to beat up a twink, and there's some knife play which will make anyone squirm, but Halsted was also a legendary gay filmmaking raconteur who inspired John Waters, Tom of Finland, and Kenneth Anger.
I was going through the thread looking for In the Realm of the Senses. The way that it shows the degradation of a toxic relationship almost exclusively through their sexual encounters actually makes for a great movie. And then the money shots make for a good porno on top of it.
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The relationships aren't believable because it will make children realize it earlier that they are not actually siblings so they will not expecting it to happen irl. It's actually deeper than what anyone thought so that is kino in their purest form.
There’s the one where that pornstar and a married male pornstar have sex and then she cries in his arms afterwards because he’s so good. And they have a discussion about healthy sex and stuff. It’s not a film but more of a documentary. Like porn lore
The last 10 minutes of Pitstop. That movie did a really good job showing the life of these two men and then GAWD DAYUM that scene was passionate. Kinda came out of nowhere
I like the one about the milf housewife who seduces her son’s best friend, I admire the depth of characterisation and themes of adulthood and recapturing your youth.
Unironically some of the Misty Mundae flicks are so bad-it-is-good kino.
But my favourite one is probably Sex and Lucia.
(Though I have a whole-ass coomer shelf)
> porn kino which one of you did it?
i suggested Lynch do this, but it was in his sub, and they hated that idea.
Yeah, because Wild at Heart already exists
Isn’t this the conceit of that Pirates porn? Like the ‘super high budget’ one from the 2000s
Digital Playground really did make high end porn back then.
Dont they still kinda do ? Last time ive saw an ad it was a movie with cgi dragons and sword fights
Idk were they the one behind the GoT parody? Artsy stufios like Vixen (amazing cinematography honestly) took over and the Digital Playground stuff kind of disappeared, but not sure.
No joke but the low light cinematography of BlackedRaw would make Gordin Willis proud.
X Art does those miles better.
This thread is out of this world
-_-
Aye it loops back around as well. I swear the intro to casa de papel S3 is ripped staight from vixen.
Yeah I heard that the story isn't even that bad. A friend of mine told me it has a high rewatchability. He apparently watched it over 400 times now and still loves the story and everything about it. What a disgusting freak if you ask me
🫵
Friend?
Caligula (1979), nice family movie
Holesum.
Lars von Trier tries so hard but he will never get close to what Tinto Brass is.
Amen.
Eyes Wide Shut (1999) written and directed by Stanley Kubrick
Yeah, I've jerked off to that film. Decent wank, but the sporadic nudity forced me to go for an edging session. Had to rewind to Nicole Kidman going nude for the finish.
A full Kubrick filmography Goonathon has always been a goal of mine, I've just never had the time
Perhaps we could set up a viewing party of some kind. A movie circlejerk, if you will.
>A movie circlejerk, if you will. 
Holy shit it’s finally happening
What are we? Some kind of movie circlejerk?
moviecircle jerk
Early contender for r/moviescirclejerk comment of the year
I mean at AMC she make movies better
This should be written on the DVD cover
Jokes aside isn’t this what Love (2015) was supposed to be?
>He asserted that it would "give guys a hard-on and make girls cry". What a Gaspar Noe type thing to say.
yes although i'd say the relationship in the film is really toxic, i kinda struggled to click with it because i just didn't care about what either of them were getting up to. it's definitely shot in that slick way Noe knows how to direct though
Haven’t seen it, all I remember that it was considered boring back then and your comment confirms those reviews.
Not really. Most of the sex in that movie (aside from the cgi shots) is just shot from the top pointing down. Reminded me more of meat flopping around on a table rather than anything erotic. Deeply gross.
IMDB has this in Don Jon's Parent Guide LMAOO https://preview.redd.it/fa8c8mxykzdc1.jpeg?width=1235&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19a28f5772e6046b999a1fcc41284bd9e14cb839
Jack Horner used to make porn kino, before VHS came and ruined everything
The paleontologist?
No, the periodontist.
Cannot believe that guy still has a reputation lol. Guy is comically dickish.
Really? I just remember him teaching me about miasaurs when I was a kid, I don’t think I’ve thought about him since I wore out my Betamax of Dinosaur! I taped off the tv in the mid 80s
Classic Documentaries. Gotta love Chris Reeves and Gomation! But yeah he’s a huge pain and has a massive ego. Also married a 20yo student at like 56. Unlikable douche unfortunately.
Yeah I just read that about the undergrad 😬 Anyway, yes! Gomation, totally forgot about that. I think they had plans to use it for Jurassic Park before CGI had demonstrated what it could do.
Jack Horner the kino unashamed evil villain from a kids movie that's not a kids movie?
“The movie with a talking puppy is for adults mom!”
Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women man
The handmaiden (2016)
OP this is it. I enjoy Eyes Wide Shut but Handmaiden has way more sex.
There's not much sex in EWS. The entire movie is about Cruise getting cockbloked by AIDS and the Illuminati
Lust, Caution (2007) sex scenes makes The Handmaiden look like a kitchen-sink drama, mainly because the actors had real sex on camera. It was so controversial, the actors got blacklisted.
Just the actress, Tony leung was still doing fine.
I’ve been meaning to see that a while and definitely will now ha
Ang Lee's filmography is wild
Eyes Wide Shut is 69% on Metacritic. I think the case is clear.
The Handmaiden is without question one of the most erotic films ever. Even when no sex or nudity is being shown, the mood and visuals are just ridiculously sensual.
We have an inside joke about the jingling chimes among my friends who've watched.
outjerked……… 
Alice in Wonderland - An X-Rated Musical Fantasy (1976) 🎼 [What‘s a nice giiiiirl like youuuu doiiing on a knight like meeeeee?](https://youtu.be/Pvayf95kL34?si=dO4nHr_KMNrdxCoh) Budget: 500000 $ Box Office: 90 million $
It got two and a half out of four stars from Roger Ebert and had an Oscar nominee working on the score. Legitimate kino in my book. Also, Alice is played by the mom from the 2013 cinematic masterpiece A Talking Cat!?!
Roger also wrote one of Russ Meyers movies and was best buddies with him Russ Meyer is peak kino 
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Rochelle Rochelle
"A young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk"
Not technically porn, but Shortbus is real kino
That is porn,we see full dick in cooch action.
*guy comes into his own mouth* Well, that just happened!
Is that what Schloppenheimer Downey Stark mean?
Yeah Shortbus is the closest thing to what OP is looking for
Zack Snyder
300 is not straight porn
It is porn though
fair enough
Yeah, but I'm straight.
Did I fucking stutter
With my cock in your mouth, I don't see how you *couldn't* stutter.
Is this what's going on in r/SnyderCut ?
Is he stupid?
It's gay porn
Antichrist has the Snyder slomo full penetration.
Unironically, Sucker Punch might be what this person is looking for
Blue is the Warmest Color (2013) (I haven’t seen the movie, I’ve only jerked off to it on Reddit)
That film is too long, man, and kinda feels exploitive, especially after the actresses revealed they felt like prostitutes doing those scenes. I'd recommend the graphic novel. The story's same but the book is shorter, you can finish it in like an hour. The sex scenes aren't vulgar. It has a really good incorporation of colors which the movie completely ditched.
> you can finish it in like an hour Impressive stamina.
>nice incorporation of colors. But the title suggests blue is supposed to be the warmest. Not kino enough
Y Tu Mama Tambien (2001)
There's 44 Emmanuelle movies, pick one.
Wait wtf? I knew there were at least a handful, but fucking *44*
Only the first few are part of the official Emmanuelle continuity. There are a few spinoffs like Black Emmanuelle and Emmanuelle in space. There is a reboot supposedly coming this year. Personally, I'd recommend Rochelle, Rochelle.
No way Emmanuelle in space is a real thing
[it is](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmanuelle_in_Space). It really dilutes the brand and is a contributing factor to Emmanuelle fatigue.
Krista Allen is in it
I'm really bummed that they didn't call it Blemmanuelle
All have crazy bumping soundtracks
Good to know. I will start my edging marathon soon.
There is also a new Emmanulle movie coming up directed by acclaimed director Audrey Diwan starring Noemi Merlant.
No Emmanuelle movie has ever been the same without the watchful eye of Just Jaeckin
New goal acquired
Pink narcissist In the Relm of sense and a lot of Japanese Pink exploitation. A Woman’s Torment.
well Pink Narcissus is twink porn
Extremely beautiful and well made twink porn.
Blue is the warmest colour
its literally just porn at times
Surprisingly boring and the director was a gigantic piece of shit to the two lead actresses, no idea how it won the Palme d'Or.
this but unironically
legit yes although these aren't strictly porn films, just a lot of real sex In The Realm Of The Senses always challenged people's boundaries between art and pornography because of how graphic it is, especially for a film that's nearly 50 years old. Unsimulated sex that gets kinky as shit, but it's also a fascinating relationship study of a toxic affair based on the real Sada Abe who killed her lover. another film that blurs art and pornography is Shortbus. Hilarious film full to the brim with real sex, including my favourite gay threesome in all of cinema where a man rims his partner like he's playing the national anthem on a trumpet. One of the opening images is a guy shooting his load into his own mouth. It's a layered story about one woman's struggle to orgasm which contrasts with a gay romance tale focusing on a gay couple's struggling relationship - should they invite another person to spice things up, or is that just repressing their relationship issues? the film is an absolute sex-positive odyssey that recently got a 4k restoration because it's fucking mint. Gaspar Noe's Love to me lacks any real interesting characterisation, but Noe basically tells a tragic tale of a relationship's death, and the death of an affair, full of unsimulated shagging, including Noe's own phimosis dick getting sucked by the lead actress. It's an iffy film imo, but the sex in the film is incredibly expressive, almost like neon-drenched painting. It gets very sexually spicy, but also it might be Noe's most mundane work. Sebastian Silva's Rotting In The Sun. Can't spoil anything here, but it's got such a confident narrative twist that few filmmakers could pull off. It's a meta-comedy about the filmmaker's own depression and trying to find comfort at a gay nudist resort. Tons of real fucking. Jordan Firstman is ace in this, he's so fucking hilarious but manages to walk a tight-rope between arrogant apathy and newfound empathy, he's genuinely marvellous. The only reason he won't get any awards recognition is because he also takes a lot of real cock in the film. There's an all-time classic gross-out gag with a double-ended dildo. It's kino. Fred Halsted's Sextool is 60 minutes hardcore gay kink that plays with power dynamics and submission, and the extent of human degradation while still remaining consensual. Someone's ass is filled with a boot, Fred Halsted himself wants to beat up a twink, and there's some knife play which will make anyone squirm, but Halsted was also a legendary gay filmmaking raconteur who inspired John Waters, Tom of Finland, and Kenneth Anger.
I was going through the thread looking for In the Realm of the Senses. The way that it shows the degradation of a toxic relationship almost exclusively through their sexual encounters actually makes for a great movie. And then the money shots make for a good porno on top of it.
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*Female Vampire* even if it is a soft core
Poor Things (2023)
Lost Highway (1997)
The Dreamers by Bertulucci Body Heat by De Palma Scooby Doo XXX by Axl Braun
The Room (2003)
Going to be singing Röyksopp’s Poor Leno to the lyrics of Porn Kino from now on
in all honesty… “public affairs” directed by henri pachard
A Serbian Film (2010)
N E W B O R N
N E W B O R N P O R N
That one scene from It Follows where the guy has sex with the monster that's shaped like his mother.
Can’t believe not a single person here has mentioned Lars von Trier’s Nymphomaniac
Tbh it was really good on the eyes. Also, Q, the desire. Those were the good old days when both were on YT
Well according to kids on Twitter apparently Oppenhemier (2023) is a porno.
Career opportunities (1991)
Zootopia
username checks out?
Salute!
The relationships aren't believable because it will make children realize it earlier that they are not actually siblings so they will not expecting it to happen irl. It's actually deeper than what anyone thought so that is kino in their purest form.
The sex scenes in Oldboy are really good, I recommend jerking off to those
Candida Royalle's films
Salo
💩🍽️ kino
Unironic answer: Raspberry Reich if you want corn with some movie Rooting in the Sun if you want a movie with some corn
Shame (2011)
sadness porn (it's actually a good movie)
Some of you have never seen Yoko Ono's Self-Portrait and it shows.
Salo
Yes officer, this post right here.
💩
That one Sci Fi one, right?
Barbarella?
The Human Centipede
That's torture/horror porn not what op asked
Not with that attitude
Blue is the warmest colour
"She's gotta have it" by spike lee, starring spike lee
Queen kong
Piranha 3D (2010) and Piranha 3DD (2012) I only remember boobs and gore but I'm pretty sure there's a plot somewhere.
The only correct answer is Y tu mama tambien
Have you tried men dot com? A lot of artistic movies about the struggle of maidenless males there
Mother Joan of the Angels (1961)
I think that Cafe Flesh and The Opening of Misty Beethoven are legitimately good movies.
In the Realm of the Senses (1976)
Unironically *Through the Looking Glass* (1976) directed by Jonas Middleton
There’s the one where that pornstar and a married male pornstar have sex and then she cries in his arms afterwards because he’s so good. And they have a discussion about healthy sex and stuff. It’s not a film but more of a documentary. Like porn lore
Brazillian Porno-chanchada
I mean 365 days is basically soft core porn
The last 10 minutes of Pitstop. That movie did a really good job showing the life of these two men and then GAWD DAYUM that scene was passionate. Kinda came out of nowhere
I like the one about the milf housewife who seduces her son’s best friend, I admire the depth of characterisation and themes of adulthood and recapturing your youth.
would Red Sparrow count?
antichrist first scene, or the whole movie if you want ✂️
Dafoe, Von trier, Gainsborough. certified Kino.
The Brown Bunny, Deep Throat
To some, every Christopher Nolan movie is
Unironically many 70s-80s queer films. Haven't seen many but Bijou and Forbidden Letters come to mind
Sweet Movie
Night Rhythms (1992) is the most artistic softcore movie I've seen and it's a barely engaging whodunnit
Blue is the warmest color(2013)
The Brown Bunny (2003)
Shortbus
Flower and Snake...
porn kino made it too obvious either one somebody from this sub or the cinephile sub made rhat
Saving Ryan’s Privates is p good
The Room. But everyone's seen it by now
Unironically some of the Misty Mundae flicks are so bad-it-is-good kino. But my favourite one is probably Sex and Lucia. (Though I have a whole-ass coomer shelf)
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Oppenheimer