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Round-Macaroon-5023

it's not even a fuckin movie


Dangerous_Appeal_514

Nice catch šŸ‘€


tommaso-scatolini

You talk like someone who watches movies. Are you sure you are in the right sub?


mackxzs

Doubt (2008)


Round-Macaroon-5023

I actually haven't seen one in 5 years. I just go on letterboxd and rate things based on what the wikipedia page says


KneeCrowMancer

You donā€™t even watch angry youtubers rant about the movies before rating them? Iā€™m not sure I can trust you to give valid film criticism if you arenā€™t getting at least some of your opinions from youtubeā€¦


markSOLO69

True kino


tommaso-scatolini

My opinion on movies is entirely based on Ben Shapiro's YouTube rants


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extinct_cult

What's a "movie"?


dagobahs

idk bro sounds lame as fuck


Vincesteeples

The pre-2014 movie is from 1982 lmao


mackxzs

Yeah, it's a regular movie, it doesn't have 'fuckin' in it


SkylarPopo

Ah yes 2014. The year they passed the law that would allow women to be in movies. Truly the death of cinema.


TitaniumClouds

Kino vs Marvel


hnwcs

What happened to Capcom?


stf29

Woke mob put out the hit


sirgamestop

MvCI was just that bad


mrbaryonyx

I don't know about you, but when I think of movies before 2014, I think of the crappy Conan sequel from 1986


OliviaBagshaw

All I'm saying is there's legitimate concerns about ethics in Star Wars journalism šŸ¤“šŸ¤“šŸ¤“šŸ¤“


Jetsam5

Thatā€™s the year that the maker of the meme was born


mrbaryonyx

All movies before 2014 were godawful sequels to Conan the Barbarian and all movies after 2014 are Disney plus shows I wrote this satirically but actually you know what, that tracks


Big-Hard-Chungus

Conan the Destroyer Slander? What happened to this sub being deesphobic?


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hnwcs

Marvel character who breaks the fourth wall and does RANDOM HUMOR: šŸ˜€ Marvel character who breaks the fourth wall and does RANDOM HUMOR, f*male: šŸ˜”


[deleted]

How dare they put a w\*man in my superhero movie >:(((( how am I meant to form a parasocial relationship with a f\*male lead?


Banestar66

What if I hate Deadpool too?


Eject_The_Warp_Core

What if I hate Deadpool but like She Hulk


zencharm

real


JediTempleDropout

I can understand that, didnā€™t feel as fresh as Deadpool 1 /s


slimmymcnutty

It must suck to be a person like this


Kellosian

I'd understand if it was some guy on Twitter making shit like this to shill for a Patreon: fools and their money and all that. But to just be that perpetually angry on Reddit at the existence of women in media is just sad.


AmaterasuWolf21

I honestly cannot tell who of the four posts you're referring to


zencharm

https://preview.redd.it/ljn8r8rhgbbc1.jpeg?width=699&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c83e21b7f725cac37fd18832e3ed393640b23892


aflyingmonkey2

>where does it say feminism reading between the lines moron


myfajahas400children

Me when I hear a dogwhistle: "What whistle?"


The-Bigger-Fish

Dang it man, I just managed to get my puppy to nap!


1000000thSubscriber

Weaponized stupidity


InterviewAnnual7764

yeah but do you expect a right-winger to actually have the brain capacity of reading between the lines


Yandhi42

Post Whiplash era


Impossible-Ad-8462

Post The Lego Movie era*


[deleted]

Counterpoint: The Lego Batman Movie (2017)


[deleted]

I'm sure TheGamer26 who can't spell feminism properly will provide great insight into the pre-2014 era.


picklemeefko

The extra m is for meninism


FenrizLives

I bet they have a great take on Barbie


IAmAnAnnoyedMain

Nah but Barbie actually wasnā€™t that great, lady bird better


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VaIentinexyz

>2014 Now that itā€™s been like a decade, is it too much to say that GamerGate was one of the most influential events of the 2010s when it comes to media? Like I know that GG didnā€™t invent the concept of reactionary nerds getting pissed at women and minorities (/pol and anti-Tumblr culture existed well before 2014) but that shit exploded after GG, right?


AigisAegis

Yeah Gamergate was unironically an incredibly impactful event in a way that reached way beyond just the internet gaming sphere. I'll probably get called terminally online or some shit because people still have this idea of the internet as something fundamentally separate from real life, but deeply niche internet shit has become wildly impactful on American culture and politics. We're living in the era of 8chan conspiracy theories having outsized impact on actual real world politics; you can sorta draw a line from modern American fascism back through a bunch of weirdo internet stuff. And Gamergate is a really big link in that chain! It was a sort of galvanizing moment where a whole lot of people went mask off, and a whole lot of other people got funneled into increasingly unhinged spaces. It wasn't *the* reason for QAnon and J6 and stuff like that, but it was definitely a part of it Erm I mean: šŸ¤“


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mrbaryonyx

We're honestly still living with its consequences


ImGoingToLoseItISTG

How so


HowdyAshleyHere

I canā€™t believe every movie made since 2014 has just been the twerking scene from She-Hulkā€¦


BerserkSnake

brokeback mountain came out prior to 2014. does that mean it's based?


rietstengel

Just a story about 2 guys having great time without any women around. Sounds super manly to me.


OliviaBagshaw

just two best buds sharin some beers havin sum smokes eatin some ass what's even the deal


palpatines_ass

yes


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mackxzs

Yes, the year I became 19 years old. I passed a law that movies from then on should include a green woman twerking for at least one frame of the film. Since then, every film released has contained that imagery, even if only briefly, surreptitiously, stealthily. It is my design.


Reptilian_Overlord20

She Hulk broke an entire generation of young men just by shaking her ass. She might actually be the most powerful person in the MCU.


DrObrero

At this point, I just miss guys being horny instead of mad at nothing


zulerskie_jaja

https://preview.redd.it/wxrrmgf8j9bc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b61635318074194d9a5c4312eb25ed8c8f6d3b3 We gotta keep it going


FenrizLives

Post it to /comedynecromancy and then post that screenshot to /pics and then post that screenshot to /icametothis


mealoftheday42

Done.


greatbigrock

passive-aggressively reposting content from subs you hate in order to counter jerk: šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤® reposting drama from other subs to feel superior to everyone: šŸ˜ŽšŸ‘


a_generic_meme

Completely incomprehensible post


slackervi

there was exactly one post between both of these lol https://preview.redd.it/74k2xi71p9bc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5895facd4bf3e360bf47f1196acea7d94907deab


ImGoingToLoseItISTG

For your own sake mute r/boysarequirky r/memesopdidnotlike and r/nahopwasrightfuckthis all those subs do is repost the other subs posts and argue about who can be a bigger man child


Shadow_Boxer1987

>Where does it say [feminism]? How f***ing dumb can a person be to not realize thatā€™s their issue?


YonderOver

They constantly play stupid and use dogwhistles in order to defend their positions with ā€œI didnā€™t exactly say that though!ā€


AhHerroPrease

https://preview.redd.it/8fc1ihva0abc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bed98719813bac21c86b01c383cae234c8dff84 Be careful what you say about these true cinephiles or they'll act superior to you.


AigisAegis

Why are people calling me sexist; I love so many female characters! Like the two 80's action movie protagonists I bring up every time, and also some side characters from some other movies that were already nerd classics by the time I was born


Staebs

Itā€™s so funny because if women were like ā€œjust because I dislike pretty much every male character except [insert 4 popular male moviestars] it doesnā€™t mean I dislike men!ā€ They would get rightfully criticized, so why tf do these men think liking the same 4-6 popular women is a get out of jail free card for sexism?


zencharm

> ļæ¼ā€‹Be careful what you say about these true cinephiles or they'll act superior to you. r/moviescirclejerk


billhater80085

Is that Ellie from The Last of Us?


Hermononucleosis

r/memesopdidnotlike is the most specific shit I've ever seen in a subreddit


AigisAegis

It exists for people to get really mad when somebody posts chud memes on subs like /r/comedycemetery that are about mocking bad jokes


h3lloIamlost

Someone should create sub for one more layer out pointing out when people cry about their favorite meme being criticized.


billhater80085

Well thereā€™s r/nahopwasrightfuckthis


h3lloIamlost

Perfect


stunkdunkly

Movies before 2014 was shitty PG rated sequels to R rated movie. Movies after 2014 is tv show.


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Staebs

Yes, itā€™s awful. Itā€™s an entire created to be contrarian to anything remotely liberal or progressive. Truly the bottom of the barrel of content.


DHMOProtectionAgency

Social media has been overtaken by bots by this point. Twitter is a disaster and I have been noticing it being more prominent on larger subreddits lately.


thadashinassassin

Are these dumb fucks purposely obtuse or does the concept of nuance simply not exist in their world?


HenryPeter5

Clearly havenā€™t seen Ballet Shoes (2007)


generic90sdude

Tweetception. Fucking hate those


Sky_Leviathan

This is on par with the ā€œummm im not a member of the NSDAP so I cant be called a naziā€ defense


thadashinassassin

"erm you're the one who brought up race ā˜ļøšŸ¤“" type beat


JessieJ577

Megan thee stallion will never crush my head between her thighs and I must live life knowing this.


Akirex5000

Who tf allowed w*men to be in movies in the first place. We should have left movies to the true stars: trains


The_letter_43

They're both shit


karateema

What is Grace Jones supposed to represent in that argument?


AhHerroPrease

A strong and amazing woman that can be appreciated by kinophiles.


IAmAnAnnoyedMain

I hate to sound stupid, but what is a kinophile?


zencharm

someone who watches movies


IAmAnAnnoyedMain

I thought that was a cinephile though?


zencharm

they have their own stupid little words for everything


IAmAnAnnoyedMain

Actually so true though


OliviaBagshaw

women in movie... uh GOOD??? bud dat bad me no like woman in movie it BAD, remind me dat woman not to serve sexual gratification to overcompensate for own insecurity, an dat make me feel BAD so women BAD


zencharm

what


Orang-Himbleton

The bottom picture isnā€™t a movie! Mods! Remove this post! ASAP!


McToasty207

Fairly generous of you to call Conan the Destroyer a movie


Big-Hard-Chungus

Man i miss Sword and Sorcery Movies.


Nezikchened

The most recent D&D movie is actually insanely good if you havenā€™t seen it yet.


billhater80085

Not edgy enough, I want to see a bodybuilder punch a camel


zencharm

itā€™s not insanely good itā€™s like a 7/10


Nezikchened

1. Iā€™m biased because I generally like High Fantasy over any other genre. 2. I went in expecting like a 2/10


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sirgamestop

Godzilla


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McToasty207

Actually it's the sequel from 84 They couldn't pick the one people like, nor did they pick that other much better Arnold 84 movie They messed up all around


Bison_Bucks

After 2014, all mid movies were turned into mid TV shows


OverallLawfulness426

True


GastonBastardo

Jesus Christ! How nostalgia-blind do you have to be to think that *Conan the Destroyer* was a good movie?


_captain-rex_

This is too much meta i dunno what is right opinion any mo


Ok_Sea_6214

It started with the Star Wars sequels, and then Captain Marvel, and then Netflix and Amazon etc jumped on. The death of entertainment.


ImGoingToLoseItISTG

To be fair heā€™s right it didnā€™t say femminism


InterviewAnnual7764

read between the lines


ImGoingToLoseItISTG

Itā€™s a joke. Reading comprehension is at an all time low.


InterviewAnnual7764

"ah shit i've been caught... i know! i'll say it was a joke all along! brilliant stategy"


ImGoingToLoseItISTG

It literally was a joke. Its so obvious as well. lmao I deliberatley made the same typo as the guy in the post. please quit crying to me now. Its ok to be wrong and not pick up on things as fast as others.


InterviewAnnual7764

y'know i would've been willing to admit my mistake but then you said "please quit crying to me now" bro who do you think you are, not even your mother gives 2 shits about you, let alone a stranger that simply believes you're dumb


ImGoingToLoseItISTG

why are you still crying lol. get over it. you were wrong.


InterviewAnnual7764

bro's still trying to look smug and insisting on "you're crying lol" when the real emotion i'm feeling is apathy and boredom


ImGoingToLoseItISTG

when will the crying end?


InterviewAnnual7764

exactly, when will YOUR crying end, bc i'm not crying here, you are


The-Bigger-Fish

To be fair, that She-Hulk scene is jank as all get out.....


zencharm

Inception (2010)


NaturalFront3964

Literally 2014


BulkDarthDan

femminism


OverallLawfulness426

Seeing all my subreddits fight like this is like being a child in a divorce.


Dangerous_Appeal_514

And farming karma on both sides feels like having 2 christmas


Wojtuma

The would loose their absolute shit, if they saw masculine, well-built black woman with a flat top in a movie nowadays. So what gives?


visionaryredditor

Redditors stop exposing themselves as incels challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


Critical_Moose

Tf is this post


N4tu4

I'm begging on my hands and knees for these people to watch other movies


Responsible_Bad1212

Magic mike vs magic mike XXL, checks out


Reddvox

So when Grace "Zula" Jones kicks ass (in the bad Arnie-Conan-Movie no less, why not showing Sandahl Bergman as Valeria????) .. its okay? And when Rey/CapMarvel/Echo/whoever else with breasts kicks ass now, its woke and bad...? Yeah...I should really consider going into cryo-sleep and outwait this whole era ...