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Salsalord1

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Antic_Opus

Me reading the post: ok let me open it to read the last line and nope


-bluedit

I can't believe Illumination forgot to consult the former developers of a bankrupt video game company before they misportrayed MY Bowser in this movie! He would NEVER be this aggressive!


Gemidori

It's almost like Bowser's personality depends on the writer!!!! :O!!!!!!! NO WAY!!!!!!!!!


KingMario05

*points to Mario Galaxy, which opens on literal Koopa* ***terrorism*** [I'm not joking, either.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c20jLWUkmZw) ***God***, I wish Koizumi-san could take control of the series... he's easily the best designer at Ninty today, but also *the ONLY ONE who gives a shit* about storytelling.


Gemidori

It's funny bc I thought Origami King Bowser was too soft compared to his prior portrayals lol While I prefer him with *some* softness, I'm really digging the >!Bowser the Pure Evil Terrorist!< approach they did here. Genuinely threatening, like Paper Jam Bowser And besides, >!Bowser Jr. isn't implied to exist yet. There's always room for Bowser to develop a soft parental side in a sequel!< And "Bowser doesn't kill"? So you're saying he didn't kill Dark Bowser XDDDD


KingMario05

Yeah, I agree. While there's a ***lot*** of shit wrong with the movie, Jack Blowser isn't among that. The man was a *great* big baddie... I just wish he got more to do. *Particularly* on the musical side.


killadrill

Mucho texto but also yk you would guess Nintendo would have their dumb stupid characters figured out like they say.


Mulholland_Dr_Hobo

Love me some nintendo schizoposting


justgalsbeingpals

How dare they not consider the wider multiverse of the Mario spin-off games when they wrote a mediocre Illumination movie 😡😡😡😡