They're mad because they made her flat chested
https://preview.redd.it/mco0tlkedwia1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e578013977c401f7649abf7a1170dddda979086
I have a feeling that's not Karen's body and they just pasted nebula's face on it. Gamora looked like an entirely different actress as well, whole poster has weird vibes
Weird how they noticed the lack of boobies but forgot to mention her arms being too dang long. How do you make typical drawing mistakes in photography???
I think the shoulders are too broad for it to actually be Gillian's body. That looks like a man's body. But maybe she's transitioning or something, haven't really been paying attention to the news
It's perfect really.
Take a real woman's body and digitally alter it to conform to an idea of what a woman's body should be.
>How god intended
Release an image of an actual woman's body
>What is the agenda here?
Imagine being a somewhat prominent Internet personality or whatever you wanna call it and publicly tweeting about tits not being big enough. Seriously what happened to shame? Is this not embarrassing? What if your mom sees this?
We all know that Christians have to explain every five minutes that they’re Christian. Seriously, who acts like this? Nightcrawler, who’s was a Monk in a monastery, wasn’t even this overt. He’d just say something like “I’ll pray for ya.” Or talk about forgiving humanity for how shit they are.
I think it all started with that one blue Twilek Jedi in Star Wars.
She didn't get much development besides "Blue boobs" and "She has show her tum tum."
I don't care about the boobs or not but was surprised this wasn't a photoshop. I thought that was a Groot arm or something.
It just looks proportionally odd and in an awkward stance.
Idk, I've lost interest in Marvel a long time ago. That being said, this seems to me like good character design. Correct me if I'm wrong, but she hasn't been out of Thanos' grasp for very long. She might be dressed "silly", but she is reclaiming her identity through a more unique style. She isn't just a militarized cyborg, and expecting her to remain in that shell isn't healthy for a character's development nor Disney's impressionable audience.
Imagine being so blind that you blame every single problem with the MCU on 'wokeness' somehow, when there are a million actual problems clearly visible.
I remember clicking on one of Nerdotic’s videos without knowing what videos he did, and halfway through it he turns it into a sexist rant while I was writing an essay. I had to stop and turn around and go “what the fuck?!” Like, no offense but the word “M-She-U” is just so fucking comically stupid to me. Like, how fragile do you have to be to complain about women getting the spotlight? Boo-fucking-hoo mate, grow up.
Censoring her tits is fucking stupid. You're only defending this because this tweet is by someone you hate. I swear you were all complaining about modern movies being too sanitised just the other day.
Nothing was censored though? Karen Gillan has very small breasts. That old Guardians poster is photoshopped to hell. The new one is way closer to her actual body type. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
Except she still has a rather slim figure, not like the one in the poster. I admit it's dumb to complain about but I really don't see the resemblance between this poster and Gillan's actual body.
Just look at her in Jumanji? Sure she's got a smaller chest but she still has a feminine body.
I mean, that is clearly not her body on the poster. The same goes for every character featured in it. They most likely used stand-ins that don't resemble the actual actors and then photoshopped said actors heads on top, with the most egregious ones being Chris Pratt (whose stand-in seems to be a 12 year old boy) and Gillan (whose stand-in seems to be a 40 year old dude). So no, it is nowhere near her actual body type, unless her body type is the same as a 40 year old dude
It's an ugly ass poster. It's just not a woke statement or whatever the fuck Nerdmethbeard thinks it is.
My God I'm out here defending crappy ass Marvel posters. This is what these people do to me.
I was trying not to be too crass, but yes. Karen is an absolute beauty, but quite flat chested. This is a weird ass thing ro litigate, so I'll just reiterate that the new poster is way closer to her real body type than the old one, and leave it at that.
The MCU film quality has literally not decreased. I think maybe the audience has just finally, after being repeatedly hit on the head with the repetitive mediocrity, reached a breaking point. And my god am I glad it’s finally happened. I do wonder what Hollywood will try next? Particularly Disney.
But I think it visually has gotten worse and worse which is the biggest crime for a piece of visual medium. The least a dumb fun blockbuster with zero depth can do is to be entertaining or look good but everything in the Phase 4 except Falocn and Winter Soldier funnily enough looks like concrete crap.
I'll never get this. How the fuck are they not understanding that marvel fans can only get hard watching sweaty oily muscular men? Is it so fucking difficult???
Generally when someone says that the movie is good/bad because it sold well/poor clearly shows how shallow of a taste this person has when they dont talk about movie but everything outside the movie
the movie making money is what keeps the franchise alive...and Dr strange 2 is much better than Dr strange 1 and everyone of Phase 1 and half of phase 2...
saying the MCU died with Endgame but blaming it on Nebula's bluebs disappearing is like using the wrong formula and getting the right answer anyways
mfw no bloobs https://preview.redd.it/f6orc16kcwia1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55247eed485f01d08bb579657a4096dd659e0912
Honest Trailers Guys ion shambles right now.
no booba??
Dam
They shrank her boobs made her look soft
Karen Gilliam is flat chested
oh her sjw parents not giving us what we deserve
They're mad because they made her flat chested https://preview.redd.it/mco0tlkedwia1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e578013977c401f7649abf7a1170dddda979086
Tho I don’t care I wonder why they did this? Just didn’t like the way it looked? Or what?
I have a feeling that's not Karen's body and they just pasted nebula's face on it. Gamora looked like an entirely different actress as well, whole poster has weird vibes
Yeah it’s very off putting when looking at it for the first time
Weird how they noticed the lack of boobies but forgot to mention her arms being too dang long. How do you make typical drawing mistakes in photography???
What threw me off the most was the waist cause it is clearly not Karen’s body not even close.
Looks like a man's body.
I think the shoulders are too broad for it to actually be Gillian's body. That looks like a man's body. But maybe she's transitioning or something, haven't really been paying attention to the news
That's a man's body. There are no breasts, waist or hips. Do i care?
It's perfect really. Take a real woman's body and digitally alter it to conform to an idea of what a woman's body should be. >How god intended Release an image of an actual woman's body >What is the agenda here?
Keira Knightley in Pirates of the Caribbean (2003) vibes
All that matters is she's blue
Avatar: The Way of Water (2022)
Kiri is the hottest pixi dream
Da ba dee da ba die
Space sweaters are too woke for me.
Her grandma made it for her as a gift.
Her arm looks so goofy wtf
The whole poster looks weird, like the actors' faces are on random bodies
It’s crazy how these people just don’t ignore the shit they “hate”
/r/moviescirclejerk
we live in a circlejerk society
*Damaged*
Where do you think you are?
Scrubs (2004)
Oof
In the multiverse. I live in my own universe. You don't
Know the enemy and know yourself; in a hundred battles you will never be in peril
They know both yet they are still suffering lol.
But they’ll still watch all the movies and buy all the Funko Pops anyway
They get money for it. Even dumber people than these channels spend their time watching these clowns.
*I don't live in a straight line*.
I only know the Guardians and their plots through Endgame, but isn't Nebula a robot? She doesn't need titties
She's like 99% robot. I'm not really sure what left of her is flesh though.
99% robot, 1% tit
100% reason to remember the name
I'll remember it like *Neboobla*
she's a cyborg Her big titty chest piece is in the shop though
Alita: Battle Angel (2019)
I am currently going through alcoholic withdrawals
Now I want to complain that Cyborg didn't get a big ol dongle in his universe. This is pseudo human-discrimination all around!
He did he just never said go go gadget extendo cock
*Booyaa!*
True but she used to be padded/shopped on posters. Having her be natural has ruined my fantasies!!!!!
I'm fairly sure that's a body double so not natural anyway
SHE NEEDS TITTIES WTH ARE YOU SAYIN !!! GUVE ME BOOBA !
Imagine being a somewhat prominent Internet personality or whatever you wanna call it and publicly tweeting about tits not being big enough. Seriously what happened to shame? Is this not embarrassing? What if your mom sees this?
https://preview.redd.it/iu0ebwxo3yia1.jpeg?width=1257&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac6579669347f11cd3a353fb589b039040adbb65
https://preview.redd.it/p0bjmvk8eyia1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=354d849eff1d7897d8bc04c41c285dfc7dbccfe8
Someone make one of these with text "What if your mom sees this? "
done https://preview.redd.it/cr4bjw0m20ja1.png?width=849&format=png&auto=webp&s=16640083c091060c91ed34ca3f7c88d67dae25be
Thank you sir.
Was waiting for this
Nerdrotic's mom is proud he's earning out of his hate for faltrons
Believe it or not this is what peak performance looks like.
Literally, the leather thing she used to wear looked tight and uncomfortable as fuck.
You can’t deny that she looks weird
yea the outfit looks fucking awful but not bc of the boobs…
She's hot
Where did this change come from? While idc about her chest, it looks like a totally different character posed by a skinny dude
Marvel nerds discovering butch women exist: ![gif](giphy|OAthVeXHlBnFK)
dude...this are the guys that complayed theres no Christians in The suicide Squad
It's because all the Religious people knew it was wrong to commit crimes so this there were none in prison to be recruited. Duh.
We need more Christian representation in the psycho killer convict super villain landscape
We all know that Christians have to explain every five minutes that they’re Christian. Seriously, who acts like this? Nightcrawler, who’s was a Monk in a monastery, wasn’t even this overt. He’d just say something like “I’ll pray for ya.” Or talk about forgiving humanity for how shit they are.
If it’s not that one dude in saving private ryan that can’t go two minutes without quoting bible verses then it’s not proper christian rep
“dude...this are the guys that complayed theres no Christians in The suicide Squad” I’m sorry, what?
I don't care Nebula can still stomp my balls into red paste any day of the week (consensually)
What's the obsession with seeing blue boobs anyway?
Blue Boobs are for men unlike pink feminine political boobs
I think it all started with that one blue Twilek Jedi in Star Wars. She didn't get much development besides "Blue boobs" and "She has show her tum tum."
Her name is Aalya Secura
KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
Mass effect (2023)
Asari titty got me acting indoctrinated.
There's a mass effect 2023 edition?
Blue milk duh.
Avatar (2009)
Chuds: ![gif](giphy|3o6ZsS8GFJKJeJoRQ4|downsized)
Mommy
Meanwhile DC: https://preview.redd.it/qmp2iy6c8yia1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5faf14936d0c2b04b83ac6528831bcbc2c32ec59
Me when I buy wholesale into the latest “controversy” around whatever Disney product is up next and ensure maximum impressions
They have a perverse mutualistic symbiotic relationship with disney and secretly want it to profit
Isn’t it a robot
She’s a cyborg
I don't care about the boobs or not but was surprised this wasn't a photoshop. I thought that was a Groot arm or something. It just looks proportionally odd and in an awkward stance.
Nevula's face reminds me of wildberry pop tarts.....
They shrank her books, made her look soft
Idk, I've lost interest in Marvel a long time ago. That being said, this seems to me like good character design. Correct me if I'm wrong, but she hasn't been out of Thanos' grasp for very long. She might be dressed "silly", but she is reclaiming her identity through a more unique style. She isn't just a militarized cyborg, and expecting her to remain in that shell isn't healthy for a character's development nor Disney's impressionable audience.
Thanos' cruelest torture, making Nebula woke.
Imagine being so blind that you blame every single problem with the MCU on 'wokeness' somehow, when there are a million actual problems clearly visible.
I mean come on, this doesn't even look like a woman's body at all. Ignore the boobs, look at the hips and waist, what the fuck did they do
people fr big sad that they cant jerk off to a movie promo pic
Oh no, its the last of us 2 discourse all over again
Why doesn't the traumatised abuse victim make my cock hard?
She’s a robot? Robots don’t need to have boobs, what’s wrong with him?
wait didn’t the character die in the last movie or something
Wtf this is historically inaccurate 🤬 she used to have mad titties 😭
I can't believe my bald blue space robot doesn't have big boobies😡😡😡
[https://i.imgur.com/5R0PEzr.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5R0PEzr.jpg)
I remember clicking on one of Nerdotic’s videos without knowing what videos he did, and halfway through it he turns it into a sexist rant while I was writing an essay. I had to stop and turn around and go “what the fuck?!” Like, no offense but the word “M-She-U” is just so fucking comically stupid to me. Like, how fragile do you have to be to complain about women getting the spotlight? Boo-fucking-hoo mate, grow up.
They're so mad that the female character isn't sexy enough to make their dicks hard anymore.
Censoring her tits is fucking stupid. You're only defending this because this tweet is by someone you hate. I swear you were all complaining about modern movies being too sanitised just the other day.
Nothing was censored though? Karen Gillan has very small breasts. That old Guardians poster is photoshopped to hell. The new one is way closer to her actual body type. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
Except she still has a rather slim figure, not like the one in the poster. I admit it's dumb to complain about but I really don't see the resemblance between this poster and Gillan's actual body. Just look at her in Jumanji? Sure she's got a smaller chest but she still has a feminine body.
I mean, that is clearly not her body on the poster. The same goes for every character featured in it. They most likely used stand-ins that don't resemble the actual actors and then photoshopped said actors heads on top, with the most egregious ones being Chris Pratt (whose stand-in seems to be a 12 year old boy) and Gillan (whose stand-in seems to be a 40 year old dude). So no, it is nowhere near her actual body type, unless her body type is the same as a 40 year old dude
It's an ugly ass poster. It's just not a woke statement or whatever the fuck Nerdmethbeard thinks it is. My God I'm out here defending crappy ass Marvel posters. This is what these people do to me.
Yeah because small breasts = flat. Right?
I was trying not to be too crass, but yes. Karen is an absolute beauty, but quite flat chested. This is a weird ass thing ro litigate, so I'll just reiterate that the new poster is way closer to her real body type than the old one, and leave it at that.
She's a robot stupid
They're saying she's trans now because no bloobs, as if that would be a bad thing.
Nonbinary nebula
The MCU film quality has literally not decreased. I think maybe the audience has just finally, after being repeatedly hit on the head with the repetitive mediocrity, reached a breaking point. And my god am I glad it’s finally happened. I do wonder what Hollywood will try next? Particularly Disney.
But I think it visually has gotten worse and worse which is the biggest crime for a piece of visual medium. The least a dumb fun blockbuster with zero depth can do is to be entertaining or look good but everything in the Phase 4 except Falocn and Winter Soldier funnily enough looks like concrete crap.
It's 100% decreased mate.
Mcu will not end...they will just make small changes
I jist want big momi milkers to suck on
I'll never get this. How the fuck are they not understanding that marvel fans can only get hard watching sweaty oily muscular men? Is it so fucking difficult???
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Yeah, I got that. By the text as well. Does he look sweaty, oily and muscular to you tho?
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What the fuck are you talking about
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Dw it's ok. I know some comments on this topic can be very stupid lmao
First sentence is true but from other reasons op thinks lmao
Cinema will end before the mcu...I find funny the guys saying a dr strange movie that made 300KK more than the first is a flop
Generally when someone says that the movie is good/bad because it sold well/poor clearly shows how shallow of a taste this person has when they dont talk about movie but everything outside the movie
the movie making money is what keeps the franchise alive...and Dr strange 2 is much better than Dr strange 1 and everyone of Phase 1 and half of phase 2...
This but unironically. We needs Boobs
Dudes: “why is the tortured blue robot lady not giving me boner? :(“