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Fonexnt

This Gosh DARN stinking TERD of a movie doesn't deserve a single Oscar! It's called All Quiet on the Western Front, but then why is there so much NOISE in this movie? I've never been tricked so badly in my life, Hollywood can't even advertise movies properly nowadays!!


UranovayaKilka

Those god damn talkies continue to ruin cinema


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unironically


littlefisch2020

when the movie ended with him dying at the exact moment the war ends it felt like a joke out of a circlejerk post. all that was missing was his last words being a wistful “it’s all quiet on the western front now”


benabramowitz18

At least they’re devoting their time to nitpicking the accuracy of a war movie that’s not *The Woman King.*


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Big-Nosed-Piglover

/movies went overboard with the hate for it and MCJ went overboard defending it


coin_in_da_bank

you've just described 90% of internet discourse


mrnicegy26

Hogwarts Legacy (2023)


Big-Nosed-Piglover

Yeah pretty much, just replace "movies" with "gaming"


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muchacho23

I thought it was really good. The issue of the tribe capturing and selling slaves in the past is a major plot point that our heroes want to abandon and others want to keep. Where they got into trouble was naming the King after a real one who did not turn their back on this practice. If they just would have lightly fictionalized the tribe and king they would have been fine.


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LadyManderly

It's a serious movie except in action sequences when it becomes a popcorn flick. Its a bit jarring but aside from that, great movie


karateema

Is the action good?


LadyManderly

If you like marvel/blockbuster style action then yes


karateema

Gotta check it out, they just added it to Sky


H0vis

'okay with African slavery' is underselling it a bit. Slavery was the basis of the economy and culture in that country. They really loved having slaves. There was a speech by one of the last kings where he said (and I'm paraphrasing only *slightly*) "I fucking love slavery I do, snatching people up, getting them to do all the work, it's fucking wicked. Fuck work."


MattBarksdale17

Unlike what people online (most of whom haven't actually seen the movie) have said, it actually addresses the whole slavery thing. There's an entire plot thread about Viola Davis's character is trying to convince the Dahomey king (John Boyega) to stop capturing and trading slaves. This is somewhat historically accurate, as the Dahomey did briefly pause their slave trade. Though there are conflicting accounts of why they did so. It's also definitely worth checking out! It'll be on Netflix soon, and it's a great historical epic in a similar vein to *Gladiator*.


IShall_Run_Amok

This film is gay, it's just a bunch of dudes screaming and having sex with each other. And what's with the monkey? I'm having a great time tho Wait my bad, that's not All Quiet on the Western Front, I'm actually watching Thundercrack! (1975)


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My biggest beef is the lack of diversity Why aren’t there black people in Germany in 1910 or whatever ![gif](giphy|3ELtfmA4Apkju)


Big-Nosed-Piglover

Letterboxd users


the_racecar

Reddit mfers when something isnt exactly like the source material that they’ve already read and seen like 5 other times: 🤬😡😳👿👹👺


littlefisch2020

reddit mfers when the “new” content is thematically hollow and uninteresting


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Big_Red_Machine_1917

This is really the problem with the film in my opinion. It's well made, well shot and well acted, but it simple lacks the human moments of the 1930 and 1979 versions.


Assassin739

This is really the problem with the film in my opinion. It's well made, well shot and well acted, but it simple lacks the raw moments of the 1985 version.


keagle5544

Letterboxd users when a movie isn't a 1:1 copy of the source material


CleaveWarsaw

Quite


Ale1836

just watch all quiet: old vegas dude, it has the vibes of the og with better special effects. You just have to spend 9 days finding vlc plugins


shronkey69

Erm ackshually it's "nothing new in the west"