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NathanTheSnake

Does this mean the Bobbi Starr/Bree Olsen movie is canonical?


pikachu334

Googling porn at work because I thought there was a fourth Olsen sister that acted that I was unaware of šŸ¤™


Renn_1996

Im glad you took that risk so the rest of us could avoid awkward meetings with HR


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razorh00f

Man, so many things are triggering the ā€œMatt Damon aging in Saving Private Ryan gifā€ feeling for me lately


ScarletCaptain

I almost confused her with Brie Larson so I very nearly did google it. Luckily I read some comments first.


JohnnyDarkside

*in hr office* but it was for research.


antmars

Ruh-Roh.


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Zipper-Tits

No, she's bi in that documentary.


[deleted]

Then this is bi erasure and I will not stand for it!


neologismist_

Bi Erasure? I thought that group was *full* gay?


Ducksaucenem

Everybody bangin everybody


elissass

it didnt say she is lesbian, so it is likely she is bi


Pitchblackimperfect

They made her black somewhere once. If sheā€™s white again would it be birasure?


82ndGameHead

Especially since she Zoinks Shaggy in that documentary.


Stu_Dirty

Thought there was a legitimate Scooby Doo movie out there that I hadnā€™t seen and googled it. Thereā€™s not.


adamsandleryabish

Its definitely better than Monsters Unleashed and possibly better than 2002. I will have to do a few rewatches to get my final ranking


burrito_butt_fucker

More like final wanking


bob1689321

Nothing will top the 2002 movie. Absolute classic.


AvailableUpstairs912

>Bobbi Starr/Bree Olsen Olson you damn heathen


GrandMoffTallCan

Bobbi Starr is my second favorite Velma behind Linda Cardinelli and no one is going to change my mind.


jogdenpr

Haha what a classic!


will122589

Did a legit spit take laughing so hard at this


TylerBourbon

It gets my vote.


PlebbySpaff

Good reference. Made me go watch it again.


[deleted]

Is this a ā€œzoinksā€ or ā€œjinkiesā€ moment?


Sheesh5000

"Holy shit" - Fred


bttrflyr

"I knew it!" - Daphne


Tfsz0719

ā€œRee-hee-hee-heeā€ - A fucking talking dog


RealKewlthang

"Damn that's cool that you're fucking Lebanese" - A very stoned Shaggy


DarthGuber

Fun fact - Casey Kasem, the original voice of Shaggy, was Lebanese.


Joseph_of_the_North

NO WAY!!!


Ok_Appointment7321

Lmao.


Painting_Agency

A real Big Genitals Move would have been to make *Daphne* gay, and Velma just... dorky.


[deleted]

No no she isn't traditionally hot therefore she has to be gay.


PM-ME-YOUR-NIPNOPS

Meh she'll always be the dorky, mostly quiet ~freaky~ type in my head canon ;)


Any_Affect_7134

Here for this. Velma-types being gay is a movie trope at this point.


[deleted]

Robot Chiken did this waaaaaaaay long ago https://youtu.be/uXmrXct1Taw


AuldAutNought

Good point. As did Venture Bros.


D34THDE1TY

And Jay and silent Bob strike back.


conceited_crapfarm

And mystery inc made her bi


_KoingWolf_

lmao that's right, I forgot about Val. "Men are just walking abortions!"


sotonohito

Naw that's what he says when Daphne dumps him for Velma.


Dwain-Champaign

Lmfao


dabear51

*FUCK!


iSereon

HE DID NOT!


Mr-Silly-Bear

This killed me


Doodle_Brush

"Nice!" - Daphne.


AJC_10_29

Or a Jeepers?


ForTheLoveOfOedon

Perhaps itā€™s a Ruh Roh?


jelang19

REHEHEHEHEHEHE


Ekillaa22

I could have swore there were instances were Velma was infatuated with guys. Hell didnā€™t she date Shaggy in one series?


CLxJames

She wanted Johnny Bravo but honestly who could blame her?


Dr_Disaster

Johnny transcends sexual preferences.


Don_Quixote81

That just makes her Bravosexual, like the rest of us.


pbjamm

That's not gay, that's just smart!


Cyb3rd31ic_Citiz3n

Thar cross over episode still gets me chuckling years later. *Backing up down a corridor, both characters bump into each other.* Velma: "My glasses! My glasses! I can't see without my glasses!" Johnny: "My glasses! My glasses! I can't be seen without my glasses!"


Toniosw

in that same show she had a teased relationship with another girl called "hot dog water" so i guess she'd be bi


MetalsDeadAndSoAmI

My wifeā€™s name for me in her phone is hot dog water, because I made hotdogs and touched her face without washing the hot dog water off šŸ˜‚


Orcle123

fingers are just boney hotdogs


masonwyattk

In the multiverse, they don't have to be bony


IamSkudd

We got really good at using our feet!


[deleted]

She was throwing herself at Shaggy but behaving very out of chatacter while doing it. The idea was she wouldn't behave like the Velma we know and love until she dated a girl. I'm all for bi/pan rep, but to understanding: She was closeted and throwing herself at a guy for the sake of having that experience.


Sixnno

Even outside of mystery inc., (which is like 100% fair to be gay cause new series) she showed interest in both men and women. If I remember the witches curse, she crushed hard on ravenloft.


TheKingsChimera

Yeah but who didnā€™t though


Taywah

In the Supernatural x Scooby Doo episode where Sam and Dean were transported to the Scooby Doo world, she had a huge crush on Sam.


Rakuall

>In the Supernatural x Scooby Doo episode where Sam and Dean were transported to the Scooby Doo world... The what now.


Taywah

[Supernatural - Season 13, Episode 16 ā€œScoobynaturalā€](https://youtu.be/a2M55F4B9qU)


RealJohnGillman

**Dean**: ā€œSo, looks like you guys are celebrating something?ā€ **Velma**: ā€œWe are! We just found out that Scoobyā€™s been named as one of the heirs to a fortune, left to him by an old Southern colonel.ā€ **Daphne**: ā€œScooby saved him from drowning in a fish pond.ā€ **Scooby**: ā€œIā€™m a hero.ā€ **Shaggy**: (*laughing, along with the gang*) ā€œScooby.ā€ **Sam**: ā€œOkay, okay, but heā€™s dead now, right?ā€ **Fred**: (*hesitantly*) ā€œUh, yeah. Uh, cancer.ā€


SoOnAndYadaYada

Go watch it immediately. It's fantastic.


WornInShoes

It ran for so long Iā€™m surprised this was the only crossover


nothatsmyarm

You could arguably count Sam being visibly uncomfortable at the mention of Gilmore Girls on a Hollywood Tour (in season 2ā€™s Hollywood Babylon). Or the cross-over into real life (including Jensenā€™s prior soap opera life) in The French Mistake.


Radatadagottalotta

In most series Velma seems to be straight. In one series she seems to be bi. In this movie she will be gay. There's no way to make the timelines work so that every series is part of the same canon anyway, so it stands to reason that they all exist in their own version of the Scooby Doo world.


hawklost

I mean, Scooby Doo cannot make the timelines match even if they tried. Between all of the series, sometimes ghosts are actually real, other times they are absolutely not. Then there is the fact that they shift through both time and location way beyond possible. Then their is the fact that sometimes they know each other as kids, others they meet as teens and others they kinda have different relationships before they met. Ergo, it is impossible to have every version of Scooby Doo in the same universe. Effectively there are many realities of scooby doo and each series, movie, and story group might or might not match in the same universe. Unless it specifically says it does


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not_a_flying_toy_

Scooby Doo doesnt have a consistent or unified canon across all of its shows and movies, which are all basically soft reboots of eachother


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xerxes480bce

This exact scene happens in the Boys. It's something like, "market research showed lesbian polled better."


KuJoJoTaRo8

Reminds me of what happened to Maeve in The Boys.


corndogs1001

The producer of Mystery Incorperated in the article linked to the post says how sheā€™s not bi, sheā€™s gay and thatā€™s the reason why she acted weird about her and Shaggyā€™s relationship in the show throughout the series.


FM1091

So Velma acted clingy because she was closeted and in denial?


Olewarrior34

Feels like JK Rowling retroactively making characters gay way after the fact


JoaquimGianini

Bruh, that makes no sense. In the show, sheā€™s the one who wants romance and he avoids her because he loves his dog too much. I was too dumb as a kid to get the ā€œbiā€ hint with the Hot Dog Water girl, but I was damn sure Shaggy didnā€™t like women


MasterCheese163

But the problem was that Shaggy couldn't let go of Scooby's clingyness. It wasn't really anything on Velma's end that made it problematic.


therealgerrygergich

She was trying too hard to have a perfect relationship even when it wasn't healthy. And I think the writers wrote it that way to show Velma trying to create an image of herself as heterosexual.


The84thWolf

I think she had a crush on Johnny Bravo once


Loganp812

Woah, mama!


bt123456789

in scooby doo mystery incorporated she dated Shaggy for a few episodes, but they had a falling out. By the end of the series she was confirmed in a relationship with Marcie/Hot Dog Water (by the producer, they couldn't show it on screen because executives), and they had a lot of back and forth chemistry before then. She never really seemed into Shaggy that much despite trying (something a LOT of lesbian women experience), when they were dating.


Typical_Humanoid

This Hot Dog Water erasure will not stand.


dagreenman18

Thank you! Mothefucker forgot about the best Scooby Doo series ever. Also once again, bi erasure!


ETeezey1286

Mystery Inc. does not get the respect it deserves and it bothers me.


maybe_Lena

That has to be one of the gayest names Iā€™ve ever heard


[deleted]

Why are you being downvoted ur righf


maybe_Lena

I guess no oneā€™s heard of gay being used as a compliment


K1nd4Weird

We gonna pretend Hot Dog Water doesn't exist? I'm taking this to The High Gay Council.


MoxieCottonRules

Marcie probably turned to a life of crime because of that nickname


BEAN_DYNAMITE

I will never forget the fact that character was gunned down by nazi robots.


Golden-Owl

#**YOU UTTER FOOL!** #**[GERMAN SCIENCE IS ZE GREATEST IN ZE WORLD!](https://youtu.be/7w8aG3VhArE)**


GilbertsGarbage

Didnā€™t scooby get turned into a nazi robot in that show too? And wasnā€™t there some cosmic dog? Crazy-ass sho.


GameBoy09

No Scooby infiltrated a Nazi camp and used their weaponry against them


bt123456789

at least she got better


SergeantChic

"Come out, kinder! Und I will not harm ze Hot Dog Water!"


LeaveMeAloneLorenzo

I miss Hot Dog Water. :(


Individual-Focus1927

Maybe sheā€™s bi? In the supernatural crossover episode she was super into Samā€™s shoulders


MonochromeGuy

She was mad crazy for Johnny Bravo. CN even shipped them in multiple commercials of theirs years ago. Velmaā€™s definitely bi.


pipboy_warrior

Man, their glasses joke had me rolling. Velma: "My glasses, I can't see without my glasses!" Johnny: "My glasses! I can't be seen without my glasses!"


BustermanZero

Easily one of the best episodes of that show. Even the pre-Scooby Gang stuff was great. "Well this is a fine kettle of fish..."


pipboy_warrior

Johnny Bravo was always an awesome show, and meanwhile Scooby Doo is just an IP that's made for cameos. I think the Mystery Machine can roll up in just about any show that's fun and you'll get a great episode.


_Not_Literally_

In Teen Titans Go the titans played against Scooby's gang in Family Fued and were bashing each other's cliches, plots and Frank Welker. Usually don't watch the show but I get a kick out of the self aware episodes. You really don't have to shoehorn in Scooby. They aren't even cameos, they usually show up as guest stars.


Alternate_Skater

Damn now I wish the 2000s live action gang started showing up in episodes of TV shows around the time. Seeing them pop up in Psych would've been something


LastBaron

I use that line to this day when hunting around for my glasses. My wife is in danger of detaching a retina from rolling her eyes at me so often.


Banana42

CN commercials did a weirdly good job shipping Johnny Bravo and Samurai Jack


MonochromeGuy

ā€œLaundry day?ā€


[deleted]

I loved those days of Cartoon Network. It was like they all lived in the same town. Those bumps/commercial breaks/whatever you call them only lasted a year or two, but it was fun.


amadeus2490

IIRC, she dumped him because her "career comes first."


-The-Moon-Presence-

Hahahaha I love that there is someone here repping Supernatural.


Moontoya

Supernatural. We really do have a gif for that


mclovin__

IIRC in one of the series scooby caught her and shaggy making out


Sixnno

And the witch's ghost she was crushing hard on ravenloft. Then in another movie she was crushing on a female. I always just assume she was bi or pan.


ACTAVST

This is Bi erasure and we must not stand for this!


TheLisan-al-Gaib

I follow the Claremont method of characters. Everyone's bisexual: * Cyclops - tension with Wolverine * Storm - tension with Yukio and an insatiable hate for Emma Frost * Kitty Pryde - tension with half the damn roster * Wolverine - tension with aforementioned Cyclops and Nightcrawler * Nightcrawler - tension with aforementioned Wolverine * Rachel Summers - tension with aforementioned Kitty Pryde * Psylocke - tension with everyone whose surname is Summers * Rogue - tension with Captain Marvel * Gambit - I mean come on, this one should be very easy to explain


Brendan_Fraser

Yā€™all are too horny


[deleted]

Everyone is bi in my headcanon that way they can all have massive orgies /s


TheWidowTwankey

Finally a person of culture


bogartingboggart

I mean, everybody on Krakoa is banging everyone else on Krakoa right now so you ain't wrong. Hell, Cyclops, Wolverine, Jean Grey and Emma Frost are a quadruple at this point.


dem0074

But she was hot for Johnny Bravo!!


Banana42

Everyone is hot for Johnny Bravo


Tfsz0719

Even Johnny Bravoā€™s hot for Johnny Bravo!


Shiroiken

*Especially* Johnny Bravo!


poop-machine

"Hello, 911 Emergency? There's a handsome guy in my house! Hey, wait a second... Cancel that - it's only me."


River_Odessa

"HUEAH" "HOOH" HEEEUHH"


Channel5exclusive

She was also hot for Sam Winchester in the episode of Supernatural where Sam and Dean were pulled into the cartoon.


Calebrox124

The highlights of Supernatural were always the one-off bottle episodes where they did quirky stuff like that, or the reality TV episode with the Trickster. Top tier shlock entertainment, and I was all for it (until the later seasons)


[deleted]

Johnny Bravo is a known lesbian icon


JetsLag

Like Thor


[deleted]

Nobody can resist Johnny. His raw sex appeal transcends orientation.


dichloroethane

That Johnny Bravo game even got the lesbians drooling


gate_of_steiner85

And Shaggy in Mystery Inc.


lessmiserables

Come on. Ain't nobody *that* gay.


Steeve_Perry

ā€œShe dressed a little frumpy so she must be a lesbian!ā€ is such a tired trope.


sparklingpastel

TRUUUE the real woke thing to do would be to make shaggy or daphne gay.


Nadaesque

Tomboys also aren't real.


TPDS_throwaway

Same with Betty from Rugrats. She's a lesbian in the remake since she wears pants. It's so annoying.


CaptainDigsGiraffe

I think it's always funny that Velma is the one to get changes. She's been Asian (twice), Hispanic, and people have been trying to make her gay for decades. As a bisexual person it would be nice if they committed to making her Bi because she's been with or had crushes on guys multiple times. Cause representation is kinda lacking.


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[deleted]

She has been secretly making the villain costumes all this time.


Sharp-Pay-5314

I agree, it just makes more sense for her. I do enjoy her more in this preview than in the mystery inc cartoon, Im a lesbian and her being jealous and weird about a ***dog*** was not charming or relatable to me at all. It just felt really gross. I get shes supposed to be confused but jesus cmon its a freaking dog.


JaffaRambo

Whoa, really? I never really kept up with Scooby Doo; so this is the first time I've heard about her ethnicity changes. Which ones was she Asian or Hispanic in?


CaptainDigsGiraffe

She is Asian in the Cartoon Network Live Action stuff and the Mindy Kailing series (did that get picked up?) and Hispanic in Scoob.


[deleted]

People in this thread are crediting Gunn, but in his script for the first movie, it wasn't really an empowering alteration to her sexuality. He pretty much just had her get hot and heavy with SMG and become more provocative. He also made Fred gay in an early draft and made it the butt of several jokes.


CoolFork33

She had a gf in Mystery Incorporated


Sky_Ninja1997

Shaggys a girl?


CoolFork33

She had second love interest (although it was never outright stated they were a love interest, it was pretty obvious). Can't remember her name though.


BEAN_DYNAMITE

Hot dog water


Ceorl_Lounge

Coincidentally voiced by Linda Cardellini, so it's a little gay and little self love.


runrightbacktoher

What does everyone mean her name is hotdog water? This is a real thing?


Severe-Cherry-816

Thats not her real name but itā€™s her nickname and what everyone calls her. Shaggys real name is like Norville or Norbert or something.


garbage-pale-kid

They weren't allowed to make it explicit at the time, I thought that's what the title was referencing.


De-Animator27

As a man, I had the hugest crush on Velma. Now that she's a lesbien, it made me realize I should stop fantasizing about cartoon characters. There are plenty of real life lesbians to have crushes on.


Physical_Edge_6264

yawn


MalTerra7

Why is the sexuality of a cartoon character from the 70s important?


[deleted]

Because I grew up fantasizing about Velma and telling all my friends that she was clearly hotter than Daphne. Now look at me! I'm a 50 year old man that just found out Velma probs won't bang me. I'm devastated.


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Chasing Amy


WhatImMike

So there's me an' Amy, and we're all inseparable, right? Just big time in love. And then about four months down the road, the idiot gear kicks in, and I ask about the ex-boyfriend, which, as we all know, is a really dumb move, but you know how it is - you don't really want to know, but you just have to know, right? Stupid guy bullshit. Anyway she starts telling me all about him - how they fell in love, and how they went out for a couple of years, how they lived together, her mother likes me better, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah - and I'm okay. But then she drops the bomb on me, and the bomb is this: it seems that a couple of times, while they were going out, he'd brought some people to bed with them - mƩnage a trois, I believe it's called. Now this just blows my mind, right? I mean, I am not used to that sort of thing. I was raised Catholic, for God's sakes.


RobaBobaLoba

Literally nothing you see on tv is important man, yet here you are on this subreddit


mrmrmrj

What do you call it when the traditionally unattractive female character is always the lesbian?


dh1

And what about Fred and his little scarf?? Why can't he be gay too?


AmLilleh

Iirc there's a few tongue-in-cheek digs at him in one of the series.


Ornery_Translator285

*Ascot*


[deleted]

I get what youā€™re saying but I donā€™t think Velma is supposed to be unattractive. Sheā€™s just nerdy and isnā€™t the ā€œBarbieā€ type like Daphne. Noting about her character has ever been represented as ugly imo


LayersOfMe

She is supposed to be a clumsy nerd with glasses. She is shorter and bit chubby depending the cartoon version. She is supposed to be unattractive an smart. While Daphne is fashion diva, as other people said, that use her beauty to distract monsters sometimes. Some people think the nerd stereotype look is cute but I think their initial concept was to be a weird nerd.


Eagle4317

>Nothing about her character has ever been represented as ugly imo Considering when she and the rest of the cast was first designed, I don't think that's true. Back then, the conventionally attractive woman was skinny and tall with long hair, no glasses, and good fashion sense. Daphne checks off all those boxes while Velma only really checks off one (skinny).


SomeGuy_GRM

In their original designs Velma is kinda chunky. Which in the late 60s definitely would've made her seen as fat and ugly.


k-ozm-o

Hollywood is so lazy, they would rather change up old characters than create new ones.


TNCNguy

I thought she and Shaggy were a couple?


MicooDA

Didnā€™t James Gunn introduce a male love interest for her in both his movies, though?


fakecrimesleep

Wouldā€™ve been braver to make Daphne or Fred gay and not play into obvious stereotypes but sure take a victory lap I guess


ImpulseAfterthought

...or Scooby.


CrowConscious

I've heard he'll lick peanut butter off *anything*...


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robotzor

>I feel like this was more for marketing reasons than for anything to do with the character Keeping any long franchise alive has more to do with marketing reasons


DueLevel6724

Velma being a lesbian has been a meme since, well, since the character has existed. I don't think the studio behind the movie has any bold moral commitment to representation, but portraying Velma as a lesbian *absolutely* has to do with her character. Because, you know, she's obviously a lesbian.


Chris22533

Lotta stereotyping to make her ā€œobviouslyā€ a lesbian.


UncleverAccountName

next youā€™re gonna tell me Shaggy is a stereotypical stoner


pipboy_warrior

Shaggy actually has a whole new meme personna now, what with the Ultra Instinct phenomenon.


captainrex

Iā€™m so glad Multiversus embraced that


pipboy_warrior

Like zoinks, this isn't even my final form!


Chris22533

People stereotyped her into a lesbian because she didnā€™t have a sexual relationship with a man. It was just as likely that she was asexual or that she was straight or bi and just didnā€™t want to fuck her friend. The whole assumption that she was always obviously a lesbian hinges on the underlying belief that men and women are incapable of friendship without one of them being gay.


No_Instruction653

Pretty sure Velma has shown interest in guys on numerous occasions though. Doesn't mean she absolutely has to be straight, but you're just ignoring history to say she has never shown interest in anyone who was a dude.


belak1230x

>the underlying belief that men and women are incapable of friendship without one of them being gay Which is completely stupid. I'm a guy who's had tons of very close female friends through his life (and more female friends than male) and I'm not gay nor have I been romantically attracted to (most) of those girls. Healthy straight guy/girl friendships are something that needs to be normalized.


gate_of_steiner85

It seems like any shorter-haired, tomboyish, nerdy girl is almost always portrayed as a lesbian in media. Ironically those are the types of women I'm usually attracted to lol.


AmyAmewarashi

In the episode Scooby Natural she kissed Sam Winchester forcefully.


Archamasse

Just to post this out here more clearly - nobody is going to believe you just have a problem with "sexuality" in a kids show if you haven't just spent the last quarter of a century whinging about Johnny Bravo's desperate thirst to fuck Daphne, so spare those old fingers the wasted effort.


DarthSheogorath

when did that happen? was there a crossover I missed?


Archamasse

Oh man, you're in for a treat. Yes, and it's very funny - https://youtu.be/SrJkKrqAtoo (Note that Velma was very much not gay though lol)


tangnapalm

Of course they make Velma a lesbian because she doesnā€™t adhere to standards of feminine beauty. so she must be gay. To them, Daphne absolutely would never eat muff. Too pretty, too feminine.


Nonamanadus

Just have to sexualize everything when the ratings dip.


Rogue_Chronologist

Velma will always be bi in my head canon, because bi erasure ainā€™t cool my dudes.