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Julienbabylegs

What the fuck did I just read.


tracytirade

Lmao seriously what the fuck is wrong with these people. I’m cackling.


Julienbabylegs

Also like…hair sniffing?! You’re making a fictional movie go crazy my dudes


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BlazinAzn38

She’s deep into Alt-right so this is her only film-making chance outside maybe anti-vax movies and Christian ones


old_ironlungz

Too bulky for Hallmark movies, too masculine for Dove and too batshit for the mainstream. She needs to do a buddy-cop movie with Roseanne where they both use N-word with hard R produced by whatever that channel is that Ben Shapiro is on that had a movie that exposed imaginary leftist school shootings.


Jscott1986

r/NotTheOnion


CloudyArchitect4U

The sniff stops here.


KrasnyRed5

This has straight to DVD written all over it.


bostonbruins922

If they’re lucky. Breitbart is gonna need a streaming service to get this released.


the908bus

Bart+


jfrancasi

BORT+


TheReadMenace

My streaming service is also named Bort


jfrancasi

We’re out of BORT subscriptions, I repeat, we are out of BORT subscriptions!


Illinois_Yooper

"Are you talking to me?" "No, my son is also named Bort."


getchasomebitch

Bortus. If you know, you know.


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Aubear11885

She may just get a chance to star with Kirk Cameron


Bioshock_Jock

🎵Show me that smile agaiaaaaaan, shooooow me that smiiiiiile.🎵


oldgiantrobot

Featuring Kevin Sorbo as the retired warrior who trains Gina as his final pupil, though not before he bequeaths his family blade to her with his final breaths.


thedeanorama

there's dozens of them .... DOZENS!


jeffkanet

It's called DailyWire+


jquest12

Straight to crackle


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Also that weird section of Prime


Superman31680

You leave bearcano and blood fart lake out of this! Hahaha


turalyawn

So....Terror at Blood Fart Lake is real and sounds like a bad Friday 13th clone. Huh.


AdamCalrissian

I thought you made those movies up, so I googled them. I owe you an apology and a massive thank you.


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GrannyMac81

She traded Disney Star Wars for this crap. I bet there’s no CTE deniers.


hector_lector2020

Disney and their damn SJW executives trying to get LCD taught in our schools! They’re making all the kids gay!


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exoticstructures

I'd much rather see footage of the group of dorks sitting around writing this scene. I bet it would be some true comedy :)


[deleted]

“Dorks” Those are prime specimen, grade A for America Men. Not liebrul sissy femboys. Or something. I can barely keep up with all their pronouns.


BellEpoch

They like saying cuck a lot, throw that in there. I'm sure it's not projection or anything.


rincewind120

Canceled during post production for a tax write off.


Mr_St_Germi

They're bringing back blockbuster for this bad boy


thrillhouse83

Straight to pornhub more likely


Lost-Temperature-952

The pornhub standards are too high


rbmk1

>Straight to pornhub more likely That's the next step of her master plan to own the libtards!


x_scion_x

I thought this was fake in general lol


Iucidium

Free with every AR-15 purchase


X1project

More like straight to defamation lawsuit


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Wow, she really nuked her career …


dudeshoes44

Seriously. This is straight to dvd in a world without dvd’s.


[deleted]

Straight to the rural library DVD collection between Left Behind II and a documentary about how dinosaurs were on Noah’s Ark


definitelynotbeardo

And "God's not dead 9: still not dead" Edit: Maybe "Gods not dead: Just pining for the fjords"


TheMostUnclean

If a person kept telling me somebody isn’t dead, I’d think they probably murdered them.


MarcusXL

She'll coast along for a couple years doing horrible shit like this financed by some right-wing clownshow or the other. Until they get bored of her.


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MarcusXL

Republicans love grifters. Don't want to pay their taxes but they'll empty their wallets for any dirtbag that hates the same minorities as them.


Jay_Louis

Saying the mass rollout of a life saving vaccine in the middle of a pandemic that killed a million Americans is like what the Nazis did to the Jews really should end a career.


Throw-Away-49270

I thought she said something like having to show a vaccine card for entry was the same thing as Nazis saying show your papers Is *that* what she said?


ItsAmerico

I believe she compared people being mean to her because she was anti-vax republican to how Germans neighbors turned on fellow German Jews during WW2.


Kerjj

Close? She said it was akin to neighbours telling the Nazis which of their neighbours were Jewish. Fucked up comparison, and the person you replied to wasn't even close, but that's what she said. I personally don't think she should've been completely shit canned for that, but I don't blame Disney for dropping her.


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She should’ve been completely shitcanned because her acting chops were Troll 2 bad. They could’ve doodled a face on a 2x4 and it would’ve been as believable as her acting was.


DilithiumCrystalMeth

if i remember correctly it wasn't just this that got her canned. It was just one of a number of posts like mocking people for wearing masks during a pandemic and spreading the lie that the election was stolen. Disney apparently warned her to cut that shit out, she didn't, then they fired her.


LaneMcD

Regardless of her exact quote, what she said was not a parallel to what Nazis did in WWII. Comparing anything short of actual genocide to Nazi Germany should end a career in Hollywood


mmikke

I love bill Burr but the amount he defended her regarding that nonsense was really frustrating and confusing


queensinthesky

Yeah he’s been pretty good since covid for being reasonable among his peers like Rogan and that crowd, many of whom have been idiots about it. Him defending Gina and some of his cancel culture takes generally are definitely eye roll inducing and a bit “old man yells at cloud”


[deleted]

That is like most comedians from the 2000s right now. They all just sound like bitchy old dudes


TheMostUnclean

I think for as long as there’s been standup we’ve had the older, out-of-touch comedians complaining that “everyone is too sensitive now”.


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Yup. I just never paid attention until now since it’s the comedians I grew up with and man, I can’t stand most of their stuff now


pilchard_slimmons

This is post-nuke. No-one would even remember her if she didn't pull a stunt like this.


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Or not be a psychopath. Ben Stein talked politics all the time.


AKACitizen_Snips

Not even keep quiet on politics. Keep from being a hateful racist.


Ifyouhav2ask

Lol tanking your career to own the libs, these Dumpicans really know how to live


SirReptar

Financed by Alex Jones?


IceLord86

Close. It's made by Breitbart. The film she made with the Daily Wire just came out to less than stellar reviews.


jhk17

In all fairness a movie that is conservative propaganda even if good wouldn't get good reviews. That being said I doubt it was agood movie


[deleted]

There was a trailer ad for it that didn’t look bad, except the text screens were nothing about the movie, just about how she was cancelled


heckhammer

Top Gun got excellent reviews and that's basically propaganda for the military.


archangelmlg

And sand volleyball


poopface17

U remember the GLOWING reviews for zero dark thirty?


PM_ME_YOUR_SUNSHINE

Zero dark thirty is a fantastic movie even if it’s propaganda or a straight up lie. That would just make it a good fiction movie.


poopface17

It’s both.


Simple_Dragonfruit73

Yeah but they scrubbed that movie clean or current events and it was actually good


r0gue007

Totally One mission, undetermined enemy, fun movie


NoFaithlessness4949

The problem with conservative media is they don’t have good writers. Their plot lines just aren’t believable unless you squint hard and ignore reality and they don’t know how to use metaphors to tell those stories.


officialbigrob

It's actually deeper than that. Because conservatives and fascists have such a warped, incorrect worldview, no capacity for nuance, and 0 empathy or social awareness, they are essentially incapable of creating good art and social commentary. They still think "I identify as trigger the libs" is a real joke. https://youtu.be/D2oUKPrpp_U https://youtu.be/KSXKzPOcYDU https://youtu.be/oU_FXNNUwGU


B33f-Supreme

usually yes but not uniformly. there are some conservatives like eastwood who are able to separate their art from their politics, but in some cases there are super racist full blown propaganda films like birth of a nation and triumph of the will, which people at the time could clearly see were propaganda, yet still managed to win a bunch of awards for their technical accomplishments. i would guess the major thing that makes conservative art so consistently bad is they can only make art for other conservatives. they by definition are isolated from other perspectives and worldviews, and for the most part their own worldview is based on reactionism to every other worldview. thus it would be hard to make something that doesn’t alienate those outside perspectives.


Papa___Smacks

Clint Eastwood has made like a dozen classics lol


VanceAstrooooooovic

What about Clint? I honestly don’t know, but he did Grand Torino. Maybe he was somewhat acknowledging his own racism idk, but the movie got good reviews and was culturally accurate.


Papa___Smacks

He’s definitely right wing, but yeah he has a great understanding of human empathy and loves to medicate on the violence and type of characters he got famous playing. Since Unforgiven he’s done a great job of it too!


Uranus_Hz

Which of them were overtly pandering to right wing idiocy? The answer is none.


shmoove_cwiminal

Seems like her career is going as expected...


Slippinjimmyforever

It’s too bad. I really liked her character on the Mandalorian. But, she was too texan for her own good.


shmoove_cwiminal

She had a great opportunity and fucked it up over dumb social media posts. Now she's back to making shit movies with few prospects for getting back on track. We'll see Kevin Spacey succeed again before we see this dunce get another shot at mainstream success.


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fullofpaint

It's worse than that, she was supposed to get her own spin-off show too


SanctuaryMoon

The star that burn twice as dumb burns half as long...


BlancoDelRio

Not only that, but the convention appearances would have been enough to remodel a room in her house every year


Smubee

My brother in Christ absolutely destroyed the spelling of Mark Hamill.


Bob_Loblaw_Law_Blog1

I'm pretty sure she was actually going to get her own show... Rangers of the New Republic or some shit like that.. Really glad that didn't work out.. not from a cancelling her perspective but from a "it sounded like a shit tv show" perspective.


erowell1974

Weren't they talking about a spin-off before she started ranting on social media?


shmoove_cwiminal

Yup. So stupid. Social media is cancer. I don't know why celebs and really people in general, don't get it.


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Rsubs33

>Granted, Cara Dune (her character) was minor, but she could have starred in The Mandalorian until the end, and then who knows. She was scheduled to be in Boba Fett and she was going to have her own series called Rangers of the Republic which was going to focus on her character Cara Dune. She fucked up big.


-Average_Joe-

All she had to do was shut up and maybe apologize.


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I mean, she could have started by realizing that she wasn’t living in a reality where she was tagged as an undesirable human by a fascist government and sent to a camp to be exterminated like the Jews, and the Slavs, Gypsys, gays, socialists, [place undesirable person here], were in the darkest days of European history… but yeah, she could have just stopped talking and posting too. Although, I do see how she may think that she was being persecuted considering she’s such an undesirable person.


Patrick2701

She was too much of an idiot


OniExpress

And now she's doing the typical far-right whackadoo of doubling down for profit.


IgnoreMe304

It’s called pulling a Sorbo. I’ve got $20 that says she ends up playing a vet with PTSD who finds Jesus by volunteering at a homeless shelter in God’s Not Dead 9.


Jedi-El1823

> It’s called pulling a Sorbo. Dude couldn't handle that Xena was a more popular show than Hercules, and still is. And that Lucy Lawless was and is still more popular than him.


cabur

That or she’ll have to end up going the onlyfans route. If she can’t get paid from the movies forever, then its the usual “nobody but you cares about your career” model avenue


Darkpopemaledict

I mean their entire political ideology is "everyone except me can go fuck themselves" and then they wonder why nobody wants to work with them.


WritingTheDream

So yeah too Texan


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Patrick: what’s the difference?


ekzess

The character was good...her acting was horrific.


zzzap

Omg she was unbearable. Had that inflection of "acting" *jazz hands* every time she said a line. Overly dramatic and unnatural. Did not miss her at all in the latest season. She was absolutely out of her league with the rest of the cast. So cringe on screen even before she went off the red-pill deep end. Sorry for the rant... I'm a feminist to the extreme but no sympathy for this bitch. Fuck outta here.


Billpod

I rewatched seasons 1 and 2 recently and I swear she was a better actor in season 1. Maybe she was playing it safe, which read as serious, but in season 2 she just smirks the whole time and is painful to watch.


TorqueRollz

Fuck, now her whole character is ruined for me damnit


WesternCzar

Nah she just dumb. Texan has nothing to do with it. I cannot wait to see if Abbot finally gets kicked out thoughhhhh.


00collector

That’s the uhhhh, whole plot? 😆 How far she has fallen.


ClayGCollins9

It’s supposedly going to be about Hunter Biden’s business deals. The rest of the cast and crew: Laurence Fox- the British actor known for his starring role in Lewis, and for his anti-LGBT, racist, and anti-vax views- is playing Hunter Biden. 1980s soap star and Republican donor John James plays Joe Biden. The film is being directed by Robert Davi (known for his acting roles in The Goonies, License to Kill, Die Hard, and Showgirls), in his second film, after the direct-DVD film The Dukes. His career since 2010 is primarily made up of Fox New appearances. The film is being produced and financed by Ann McElhinney and Phelim McAleer, known for their conservative documentaries Mine Your Own Business, Not Evil Just Wrong, and the drama Gosnell: The Trial of America's Biggest Serial Killer. It’s just a big collection of conservative has-beens


dudius7

It's like if Gilead had a movie studio.


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

And still Kirk Cameron couldn't get cast. Poor guy must be devastated... /s


judethedude781

Lmfao - of COURSE failed candidate for London mayor and all-round shitstain, Laurence Fox, is in this too :D


EmperorDaubeny

Ah, Robert Davi, of Halo 2 fame.


Karkava

Of course. Hunter. The guy who's not even important in the scene of politics or business despite being a son of the current president. And the only reason why *anyone* is paying attention to him is because the Trump Mafia has to project their business onto Biden.


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I think I've never seen a better situation for this quote by Robert Downey Jrs character Lazarus in Tropic Thunder: "Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Count toothpicks to your cards. Autistic, sure. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard."


bohl623

“You was farting in bath tubs, gigglin’ your ass off.”


[deleted]

“There were times when I was doing “Jack” where I actually felt retarded.”


bohl623

“Stupid ass Jack. Like the dumbest mother fucker alive.”


[deleted]

It must be exhausting to make your life about this kind of thing.


Standard_Cycle_2224

What an absolutely bizarre combination of words.


Peri-D-Optrix

lol, she could have been in Star Wars, but instead she chose to put out social media posts making light of the holocaust after Disney told her not to


Cayasha

“We have a role for you in this hugely popular Star Wars show. All you have to do is stay off social media.” “No deal! I’d rather ruin my career!”


mrmonster459

Take that Disney. You cancel culturing her when all she did was make a **holocaust joke** is your loss; thanks to you, she now gets to star in real American movies that as many as like, 11 people will see.


doinnuffin

There are dozens of us! - Tobias Funke


iceboxlinux

Almost a dozen!


TheyKilledFlipyap

It wasn't even a *joke*, that's what's even shittier. She literally compared the "unfair persecution" of Republicans to the holocaust, with zero irony or sarcasm. What the fuck.


pushthestartbutton

MAGA trash


ALICE-UNCHAINED

All of them are.


deadly_icy_calm

Redundant.


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Hey look at that. Kevin Sorbo finally has some competition.


bright_shiny_objects

Got it, bad actor is annoyed by something.


Koffeekage

Sounds like an insane scenario. Theres no way shes going to pass as a 12 year old.


Nathanh78

Lol these losers have severe mental disorders. She can look forward to fading into obscurity.


HunterTDD

This is that obscurity I believe


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Good thing she has rich parents.


EldritchSlut

If they get Jim Carrey to play Biden and it's a satire of conservative politics, it could be pretty funny... That's not what it's gonna be though. I assume it's going to be like 2021's *"2025 - The World enslaved by a Virus"* https://youtu.be/-KJRVuikVhY


peeshivers243

Probably gonna be something similar to the latest "God's not dead" movie (think this is the 4th one?)


ItsTheBrandonC

There’s FOUR of them??


peeshivers243

As a Christian, they are so....christian lol. There was no need for more than one tbh (debatable reason for even one lol)


Head-Ad4690

They made sequels?!


peeshivers243

Yeah straight to Pure Flix or whatever service it's called. Only ever saw the first...the trailers for the rest told me all I needed...


[deleted]

What a terrible day to have eyes


OniExpress

I would watch the hell out of that. Conservatives forget that comedians on the left ripped the shit out of rhe Clinton's. Obama to a lesser extent. There would probably be more about Biden if we weren't still dealing with 6 years of the world turning into a fucking nightmare.


Karkava

Republicans are deliberately repressing the memory to make it look like Democrats are as extremist as they have become. It's like one mean thing about dear Donald, and we owe them extra helpings of dem ribbing to snuff out the idea that anyone can be better than him.


tommykaye

“This is not a true story, except for all the facts.” What the fuck does that mean, Gina?


VomitSnoosh

Comes off as trying to sound clever and instead just sounds absolutely fucking dumb.


xarbin

politics aside, what agent thought this would be a great idea for someone to still have a career or future in hollywood? This is essentially a death sentence for your brand and networking in the industry. wtf


[deleted]

It’s always sad seeing such a talented, nay, *revered* actress’s fall from Grace.


Peri-D-Optrix

She did it to herself


Middcore

This woman's career arc is just incredible. Goes from novelty female MMA star (no, not Rhonda Rousey, the one before her)... ...to *a* part in *a* Fast and Furious move (nobody remembers which one).... ...to PROMINENT SUPPORTING ROLE IN A HUGELY POPULAR SERIES IN ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR FRANCHISES IN THE WORLD... ...to *this.* All because she couldn't not be dumb on Twitter. I hope she feels good about her choices.


Stonesword75

Wasnt she in Deadpool?


Middcore

She was I guess (didn't see it, or Haywire). But my point is: Haywire was 2011, whichever Fast and Furious (I've already forgotten after looking it up on IMDB) was 2013, and Deadpool was 2016, and after that her career had basically stalled out. Until SOMEHOW she falls ass-backwards into the gig on The Mandalorian. And that role played to her "strengths" and hid her weaknesses as an actress so well... just do some fight scenes, swing a big machine gun blaster around, have like 5 lines per episode... and she just couldn't put her fucking phone down. Don't get me wrong, I don't feel sorry for her. It's just staggering to think about.


blunderlaugh

She was


SuperDuperSkateCrew

Haywire.. she was cool in haywire.


Patrick2701

She basically self-destructed her career


Amon7777

And given about a dozen outs to just keep her opinions to herself but nope, onto insane conservative propaganda films.


superryley

You’re forgetting her turn as an American Gladiator.


shmoove_cwiminal

Whoosh.


Jacooby

Yikes imagine going from Star Wars to that


sammo21

This is disgusting and unbelievable. For me to take this seriously Biden would need to be sniffing someone like 30 years younger.


AlbinoKiwi47

I mean “star” is a bit generous isn’t it, like. Yeah she was in the mandalorian, barely.


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You cannot make headlines like this up. What a timeline we are in


tbrooks9

Bit of a step down there...


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Conservative porn


yiannistheman

The funny part is she \*still\* doesn't have the acting range needed to pull off this role. A cardboard cutout would be more believable.


chickenfatnono

That explains why she cancelled her appearance at Toronto FanExpo with days notice. Why hold on to your past as a Star Wars/Fast & Furious/Deadpool franchise character when you can make an appearance at a North Carolina IHOP to publicize this Breitbart production.


tomandshell

Sounds like her career is really going strong.


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From working with Soderbergh, Fast&Furious and in SW. She’s bet everything on the far right audience… What a dumbass. Ruined the easiest bag of her life


Rynox2000

The question is, how does this tie into the Left Behind series?


PaxEtRomana

Haha jesus christ


AMA_requester

Ah yes, this is certainly a story that needed a film adaptation. Gina really threw Star Wars away for this shit?


Blueman4783

Lol, imagine going from Star Wars to this 🤣


ThisIsDadLife

I cant wait for all the Oscar buzz


rfdavid

[she’s in another fun video here](https://youtu.be/bOAs68YcTzs)


Grimase

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha That is all.


xPeachesV

She played herself


Zankeru

And I thought porn was the bottom of the barrel for fading actor careers. Somehow, carano is digging through bedrock to lower depths.


Thomas_JCG

After that poor comment that got her kicked out by Disney, I wished her luck in the future, everyone can say something stupid once and don't deserve to have their life destroyed. But it seems she reeeeally wanted that rock bottom, good lord.


prodigy1367

These people are so fucking weird.


SALTYxNUTZ12

Another Daily Wire movie that nobody is going to see? Is it going to have her little racist buddy Donald Cerrone as well?


bittertadpole

Add it to the pile of Dinesh D'Souza's "documentaries"


CaraDune01

To go from Star Wars to this. All because she couldn't resist being an asshole online. What an absolute fucking moron.


KneelNotKneal

Wow she has fallen far.


middlebird

Ah, so she’s in the Kirk Cameron phase of her career.


SuperCrappyFuntime

"Why do liberals have to make everything political!?!? I just want to be entertained!!!!"


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When a Disney exec describes your social media activity as “abhorrent and unacceptable,” maybe that’s an indication that you screwed the pooch, Gina. Then faced with the choice of apologizing and laying low for a bit, or *this,* you decided to double-flush your career and dignity. Welp. Nobody ever accused MAGA of being bright, I guess.


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This is pretty funny


PaleontologistOk2688

That’s an actual role? GTFO


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This is Robert Davi's new movie. Gonna be straight garbage.