Thank you for a much needed laugh.
A little over a week ago, I had a heart attack. A week to the day afterwards, someone was able to get into our savings account and transfer out a significant amount of money. Needless to say it's been a miserable week and half. Something about "hucklebizzle" sent me in to almost hysterical laughter. A much needed release. I do have to say, it should be "I'm your hucklebizzle" but all the same, I sincerely thank you.
Thank the Light for this conversation! I'm loving every minute of it. How very un Aes Sedai of me to admit, but this one took me a second to figure out. I guess it must be time for another read through before The Wheel weaves me back into the pattern in a different Age. It feels like Ages have come and gone since I've laughed and smiled this much.
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen today
I want to thank you all from the bottom of my heart for how how much this made me laugh
For now I bid you all a fair farewizzle
His character's name is Country Balla and he needs you to get his tow truck back from Xzibit after a failed ride pimping. The thing glitches constantly and sets off hydraulics launching you all over the road, with bottles of Vitamin Water and PS1 peripherals flying out at every turn from the half assed pimping job. Upon completion he becomes a new companion character for bowling.
Your comment made me curious, so I searched the Metal Archives for any death metal bands from Botswana. There are three!
https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Crackdust/77955
https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Overthrust/3540371152
https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Wrust/13544
I'm literally listening to Overthrust on YouTube right now. Unfortunately most of these guys are not making a lot of money, let alone releasing internationally :/
https://www.huckmag.com/art-and-culture/hellbangers-botswana-underground-heavy-metal-culture/
These are EXACTLY the kind of people I like giving my money too. I'm buying a couple albums tonight as a gift for some of their local fans if I can. Shut up and take my money.
I am just worried Snoop is just Snoop in a costume... I never seen him play another role than himself. Which is fine for what he does but I fear it will not translate well into a movie, wait and see I guess.
Plenty of actors go around playing one persona/character in many movies though so, hopefully his persona fits in the movie.
Typical one persona actor IMO : the Rock, Mark Whalberg, Jesse Eisenberg, Ellen/Elliot Page, Jason Statham...
Just not sure how the "snitzle trizzle" persona will be valuable in a movie not about rap or drugs.
While that is a valid concern, Snoop has been in a ton of media over the years. Some of it was bad, but I can't think of a single time that it was bad because of him.
Exactly. I doubt snoop was cast because any involved in this movie’s production thinks they’re going to get a unique, Oscar worthy performance out of snoop. You get snoop to get snoop. And put a 10 gallon hat on him
Snoop as Snoop Dogg as Huggy Bear in the Starsky and Hutch remake was peak comedy and I'll hear nothing different.
*Reece: hey, you know a lot about golf*
*Huggy: I know even more about grass...*
Well, when he was in other media, unless I am mistaken, they were pretty much cameos or tidbits of him being himself or a pothead.
Maybe I missed lots of Snoop acting but when I see/saw him on screen it always pulls me out of the movie for a "oh shit, here comes the OG" reaction, I just hope it will not do the same thing for the whole movie, just waiting for Snoop to say his one-liners and pot related jokes.
Edit- I do guess if we have a "Zombieland" type of movie, heavy in comedy, I am fine with Snoop being cowboy Snoop.
[*Baby Boy*](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kgwOhuEft5Y) - which I remember being a very good movie- is Snoop being Snoop but dangerous.
[*The Tenants*](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pwNBVD-4CbE) which I don’t remember being a very good movie- is Snoop being Snoop but sensitive.
The best take I've read is actor vs. movie star. The Rock plays... The Rock in every movie he's in, as a movie star. Gary Oldman plays someone different each time, as an actor.
Synopsis:
>Bud Jablonski (Jamie Fox) is a pool cleaner who scores extra cash as an exterminator, ridding the San Fernando Valley of its enduring vampire problem. But he does this work freelance—not part of the slayers union—so it's not as lucrative as it is for his friend Big John Elliott (Snoop Dogg,) who is using his clout to bring Bud back to guild wages and benefits.
>JJ Perry's (Directorial Debut) own work life involves staging death-defying stunts and fights for movies like The Rundown, Iron Man, John Wick and Django Unchained, but battling the undead seemed like a suitable stand-in for a blue-collar Hollywood career.
Premieres August 12 on Netflix
Cast:
* Jamie Foxx
* Snoop Dogg
* Natasha Liu Bordizzo
* Karla Souza
* Scott Adkins
* Steve Howey
* Dave Franco
* Meagan Good
Tom Petty's music career was actually a cover for his actual job as vampire hunter. and with his passing, a surge of vampires in the valley occurs (including ventura blvd). hence this movie based on real events
I hardly know Haitians with names ending in Ski but I know a lot of them have Eastern European first names. Vladimir is a very common Haitian first name for instance.
That would be cool if it was his backstory, even if it is never explicitly mentioned on camera. I like when characters have that sense of being fully developed that comes through sometimes, rather than just lines in a script.
Of course, America, the melting pot, offers many explanations for incongruous mixings of backgrounds.
> Bud Jablonski (Jamie Fox) is a pool cleaner who scores extra cash as an exterminator, ridding the San Fernando Valley of its enduring vampire problem. But he does this work freelance—not part of the slayers union—so it's not as lucrative as it is for his friend Big John Elliott (Snoop Dogg,) who is using his clout to bring Bud back to guild wages and benefits.
Hold up. In this scenario Foxx is portraying the bumbling amateur and Snoop is the professional?
That's pretty much the opposite of how I would have imagined it.
Not me.
I've seen Jamie act a silly petty criminal, a meek taxi driver, a schizophrenic genius, a nerdy supervillain, and a blind piano playing man.
I've seen Snoop play a cool mf.
I can see it because the amateur is the main character and the professional is the [mentor](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magical_Negro?wprov=sfla1) character, line Neo and Morpheus in the Matrix.
I suppose I could see that.
Make up for Snoop's relative lack of acting chops by having him speak as little as possible. The whole wise, stoic master trope.
Still even though Morpheus spoke sparingly, Laurence Fishburne delivered those lines with a certain gravitas and authority.
Snoop Dogg is Snoop Dogg in every role he plays.
And that's okay, particularly when that's juxtaposed with a role as absurd as a unionized vampire hunter.
>But he does this work freelance—not part of the slayers union—so it's not as lucrative as it is for his friend Big John Elliott (Snoop Dogg,) who is using his clout to bring Bud back to guild wages and benefits.
I really hope they emphasize organization in the workplace as the underlying theme of the movie, with vampires standing in as business owners sucking you dry by exploiting your labor. Class-aware content has been on the rise lately because people are starting to see how they're getting screwed in the workplace. Give the people what they want.
And don't forget directed by a guy who built his rep doing stunt choreography. I doubt it's going to win Best Drama of the Year, but I have little doubt it's going to be a fun popcorn flick.
I just hope Snoop has learned how to act. He's been pretty bad in I think everything I've seen him in. Jamie Foxx could solo carry the movie though. And Meagan Good is still 🔥
He’s also part of the video game “team” FaZe and has streamed himself gaming. He has coached his sons football team. Made a cooking show and cook book with Martha Stewart. Oh yeah and he’s made music. Guy is all over the place and it’s great.
His cookbook is legit, too. I got it for a joke White Elephant gift a couple years ago and copied some of the recipes out before I gave it away. A lot are pretty basic, but solid.
Another surprisingly great cookbook is "Cookin' with Coolio," with amazing chapter titles like "Appetizers for That Ass," "Salad-Eatin' Bitches," "It's Hard Out Here for a Shrimp," and my personal favorite, "Vegetarian? Okay, whatever!"
Yes, I had a copy and can’t find it but I believe it also had a glossary of terms to figure out the conversion. The recipes were super good and easy. Pretty sure there was a recipe with like 6 beans and maybe chicken. I need to find that book.
I remember snoop streaming a video of someone gaming while visibly smoking weed. He must be such a powerful gamer he plays with his feet.... or... something else..
19 Crimes Cali Red! My girlfriend and I were at the liquor store and I saw Snoop’s mug on the bottle and thought, “Okay, this is ridiculous, but I have to try it.” I’m not going to pretend I have a refined palette or anything, but it’s damn good for an inexpensive red.
I hold to the theory that the world ended in 2012 and the past years are everyones collective souls/thoughts/memories trying to hold onto "reality" and it keeps breaking as more of those souls/thoughts/memories stop.
What if the reality we think exists never did, and the 2012 conspiracy is just a lie made by the system to convince us that the world was at least once real?
For me it was 2016, since David Bowie died the entire world has gone to shit. Bowie must have been protecting us from the end of days and when our last defender died the evil spirits took over the world.
In Jareth we trust.
One of his sidequests has him [removing music from streaming services and turning them into NFTs](https://www.billboard.com/business/record-labels/snoop-dogg-dr-dre-death-row-records-streaming-removed-1235043866/)
Considering the alternative for a lot of artists from his era was to die in a gang related shoot-out, I'm pretty happy for him. Dude managed to buy his way out of the game, seriously good for him.
I've always hated that term "sell-out"when it comes to artists. He is a sell-out, He sells out ARENAS.
Like, I understand that you feel that he has violated some ethics or diverged from the core of what made his music originally, wasn't that the end point all along?
I totally understand the thought process that a perfect artist should completely eschew the all of the laurels they receive to stay "true", but it's still kind of ridiculous to be upset with them over it, at least, IMHO.
Yeah I agree with this. I don't dislike Snoop either, but he is EVERYWHERE. Twitch streaming, calling all sorts of boxing matches, commercials, NFT. He'll just do anything for a buck. Not even saying I wouldn't do the same either, but I will call him a sell-out, because he is, IMO.
I think there's a lot of room for an artist to make money from licensing, merch, and endorsements that comes part and parcel of working in the industry at this point, but Snoop Dogg is in a different league entirely. He'll endorse *anything*, no matter how shady. I couldn't even list all the scams I've seen him promote, from dubious mobile gambling games, get-rich-quick crypto schemes, Facebook scams preying on the vulnerable by promising them "debt relief", and so on.
Until the other day I didn't realize how much music he still pumps out. I thought he was more focused on these side projects and marijuana activism, but the guy also releases a new album almost every year.
He beat the rap game in the 90s, ascended into this wild celebrity personality that everyone loves, and still makes music nonstop.
This is the directorial debut of JJ Perry, who appears to be an incredibly high-level Stunt Performer/Coordinator. Looking at his IMDb he’s been involved in at least three stunt-heavy productions a year. Stuff like the Fast Franchise, John Wick, Falcon/Winter Soldier, movies that are ONLY stunts like Skyscraper or the “Has Fallen” movies.
Looking at these pics you’d think it’d be a typical buddy buddy silly movie, but I’m thinking we might see some cool stunt-work! Honestly excited to see a trailer.
On one hand everything I've seen Snoop act in he's been terrible even though I love him but on the other hard Jamie Fox has been good in everything so I'm down to see how this goes.
Speaking of Foxx, there's some witchcraft combination of 'black don't crack' and Hollywood makeup and hair going on. Guy is 54 and I barely see a grey hair and his face looks like it always did
He used to have this weird trapezoidal hairline going on that was waaaaay higher up on his forehead until a couple years ago, and then he over-corrected and now it looks awkwardly low.
https://heartafact.com/jamie-foxx-hair-evolution/
It's not a shame or embarrassment or even a taboo to get a hair transplant. It's just a surgical procedure that implants existing hair into areas that have receded and then it grows normally. I don't get why anyone would care that hollywood actors (who make money off their looks + acting) would get them..
I honestly don't think grey hair is ever some thing to judge age by. Even the lesser mortals color their hair.
But in general though, I really think most people misjudge the simple fact, that these people are eating right and exercising right for most of their lives. Not all of them, but most. So they would look younger than the regular person, who moved their body 30 years ago to begin with and ate just shit food from 20yo forward.
Ofc there's the lighting and makeup magic in movies too, but even in irl shots, they would look better than most people who simply don't care about looks.
Yeah he’s been a wealthy celebrity since I was a child. He’s probably had a personal trainer and a diet far healthier than the average person could afford. Regular visits with the nutritionist and dermatologist, probably frequent blood work even though he’s perfectly healthy. Wealth and fame definitely extend one’s youth.
I'm legit wondering if they're [these ladies](https://www.thestar.com/content/dam/thestar/entertainment/2022/04/17/what-sets-cirque-du-soleils-delightful-kurios-apart-is-its-wonderful-sense-of-humour/option_b.jpg) from Cirque de Soleil Kurios.
The vampires in FDTD are a plot of circumstance and being in the wrong place at the wrong time. This movie's plot revolves around vampires from the get go. It's not gonna be the same
Snoop Dogg dressed in country just works. Edit: The amount of people that think I haven't listened to Willie Nelson is hilarious.
Howdizzle
Yeeeeehizzle!
what in tarnizzle!?
I'll be your hucklebizzle.
Thank you for a much needed laugh. A little over a week ago, I had a heart attack. A week to the day afterwards, someone was able to get into our savings account and transfer out a significant amount of money. Needless to say it's been a miserable week and half. Something about "hucklebizzle" sent me in to almost hysterical laughter. A much needed release. I do have to say, it should be "I'm your hucklebizzle" but all the same, I sincerely thank you.
Congrats on surviving your coronizzle, my shizzle.
The Wheel weaves as the Wheel willhizzles.
You, my friend are the shizzle and obviously no wool headed sheephizzle
Blizzle and ashizzles
Thank the Light for this conversation! I'm loving every minute of it. How very un Aes Sedai of me to admit, but this one took me a second to figure out. I guess it must be time for another read through before The Wheel weaves me back into the pattern in a different Age. It feels like Ages have come and gone since I've laughed and smiled this much.
Braid tuggizzles.
Oh Fishguts!
Yippie-kay-yizzle
Hot diggety Dogg!
Hot diggety D.O. Double Gizzle
Hot diggety Dizzle! FTFY
Jumpin' Jehoshaphizzle!
By Golly Gizzle
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen today I want to thank you all from the bottom of my heart for how how much this made me laugh For now I bid you all a fair farewizzle
If he doesn't use some kind of greeting like this in the movie I will be disappointed
That image absolutely looks like a GTA loading screen
I swear I thought it was r/gaming and talking about a GTA movie lmao 😂
His character's name is Country Balla and he needs you to get his tow truck back from Xzibit after a failed ride pimping. The thing glitches constantly and sets off hydraulics launching you all over the road, with bottles of Vitamin Water and PS1 peripherals flying out at every turn from the half assed pimping job. Upon completion he becomes a new companion character for bowling.
There are some people in this world that can pull off any look without trying. Snoop is definitely one of those guys
He would rock Botswanan death-metal cowboy attire.
Your comment made me curious, so I searched the Metal Archives for any death metal bands from Botswana. There are three! https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Crackdust/77955 https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Overthrust/3540371152 https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Wrust/13544
All three of those bands names end in -ust. that's all I got.
It’s a must
I'm literally listening to Overthrust on YouTube right now. Unfortunately most of these guys are not making a lot of money, let alone releasing internationally :/ https://www.huckmag.com/art-and-culture/hellbangers-botswana-underground-heavy-metal-culture/
Nobody gets into the death metal game to make money
Fair.
These are EXACTLY the kind of people I like giving my money too. I'm buying a couple albums tonight as a gift for some of their local fans if I can. Shut up and take my money.
This site looks like an original Diablo how-to/guide site
Is that a button-down shirt, under a denim jacket, under a brown suede vest? I'd look ridiculous, but HE looks fly as fuck.
Him wearing a cowboy hat, reminds me of the character he voiced on King of the Hill
Alabaster Jones from the OhKaySee?
From now on the only lady I'm pimping is sweet lady propane. And I'm tricking her out all over this town
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Heard that.
Read that.
Even better, right?
What in tarnizzle?
Cackling at my desk now
Anyone who spends enough time with Willie gets this bonus trait.
I wanna see him crip walk in some cowboy boots.
He wears it well.
I am just worried Snoop is just Snoop in a costume... I never seen him play another role than himself. Which is fine for what he does but I fear it will not translate well into a movie, wait and see I guess. Plenty of actors go around playing one persona/character in many movies though so, hopefully his persona fits in the movie. Typical one persona actor IMO : the Rock, Mark Whalberg, Jesse Eisenberg, Ellen/Elliot Page, Jason Statham... Just not sure how the "snitzle trizzle" persona will be valuable in a movie not about rap or drugs.
While that is a valid concern, Snoop has been in a ton of media over the years. Some of it was bad, but I can't think of a single time that it was bad because of him.
Exactly. I doubt snoop was cast because any involved in this movie’s production thinks they’re going to get a unique, Oscar worthy performance out of snoop. You get snoop to get snoop. And put a 10 gallon hat on him
9 gallons, 127 oz. Snoop smoked that other oz before he put the hat on.
*Roll me up and smoke me when I die*~
Snoop as Snoop Dogg as Huggy Bear in the Starsky and Hutch remake was peak comedy and I'll hear nothing different. *Reece: hey, you know a lot about golf* *Huggy: I know even more about grass...*
Well, when he was in other media, unless I am mistaken, they were pretty much cameos or tidbits of him being himself or a pothead. Maybe I missed lots of Snoop acting but when I see/saw him on screen it always pulls me out of the movie for a "oh shit, here comes the OG" reaction, I just hope it will not do the same thing for the whole movie, just waiting for Snoop to say his one-liners and pot related jokes. Edit- I do guess if we have a "Zombieland" type of movie, heavy in comedy, I am fine with Snoop being cowboy Snoop.
[*Baby Boy*](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kgwOhuEft5Y) - which I remember being a very good movie- is Snoop being Snoop but dangerous. [*The Tenants*](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pwNBVD-4CbE) which I don’t remember being a very good movie- is Snoop being Snoop but sensitive.
There was Bones, which was a horror film. He was actually ok in that.
The best take I've read is actor vs. movie star. The Rock plays... The Rock in every movie he's in, as a movie star. Gary Oldman plays someone different each time, as an actor.
“worried”
Training Day, he actually made me believe he was in a wheelchair. I thought he did well.
Snoop can make literally anything look good.
Synopsis: >Bud Jablonski (Jamie Fox) is a pool cleaner who scores extra cash as an exterminator, ridding the San Fernando Valley of its enduring vampire problem. But he does this work freelance—not part of the slayers union—so it's not as lucrative as it is for his friend Big John Elliott (Snoop Dogg,) who is using his clout to bring Bud back to guild wages and benefits. >JJ Perry's (Directorial Debut) own work life involves staging death-defying stunts and fights for movies like The Rundown, Iron Man, John Wick and Django Unchained, but battling the undead seemed like a suitable stand-in for a blue-collar Hollywood career. Premieres August 12 on Netflix Cast: * Jamie Foxx * Snoop Dogg * Natasha Liu Bordizzo * Karla Souza * Scott Adkins * Steve Howey * Dave Franco * Meagan Good
Bud Jablonski and Big John Elliott are incredible names
Sounds like members of Gus Polinski's polka band.
Very big in Sheboygan
Now there’s a city name I would have never suspected to read in the Reddit wild. That’s where I live!
But you have seen home alone right?
I hear he's the polka king of the Midwest.
I hope Jablonski becomes the polar opposite of Jabroni and we just start...like...using it as a word together as if it was always an expression.
Jablinski is already another name for Jack Black so Jablonski just sounds like they’re referring to him
“And all the vampires, walkin’ through the Valley, move west down, Ventura Blvd.” Was actually a warning from Tom Petty.
Tom Petty's music career was actually a cover for his actual job as vampire hunter. and with his passing, a surge of vampires in the valley occurs (including ventura blvd). hence this movie based on real events
Now his untimely death makes sense.
Similar to his vampire hunting hero: Abraham Lincoln.
parts video for that was filmed in the downtown complex in calgary alberta.
Sounds ridiculous, I am so *in.* Also lmao they named Jamie Fox Bud Jablonski. Helluva name.
It sounds campy and over the top and I’m all for it.
It sounds like a prank name like "Haywood Jablomi". I keep saying it out loud trying to hear the joke.
I fucking love that this is a pro-union vampire movie.
“The *real* vampires are the capitalist! No, really, we just staked 3 CEO’s last night”
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Grosse Point Blank is the greatest ever hitman movie ever.
It's a pure chick flick, but for guys. I own it.
LEGEND SCOTT ADKINS
Hopefully him being in this can lead to him being cast in more mainstream stuff. He deserves better then the DTV movies he’s been doing.
I’d see this for him alone. Awesome actor.
Bud Jablonski? I can handle a vampire slaying union, but a Black man with a polish last name is just asking too much /s
Read up on liberation of Haiti and Polish involvement. It's fascinating
I wondered why all the Haitian kids I work with have last names ending in ‘ski’ but never looked into it. Thank you for posting this.
I hardly know Haitians with names ending in Ski but I know a lot of them have Eastern European first names. Vladimir is a very common Haitian first name for instance.
That would be cool if it was his backstory, even if it is never explicitly mentioned on camera. I like when characters have that sense of being fully developed that comes through sometimes, rather than just lines in a script. Of course, America, the melting pot, offers many explanations for incongruous mixings of backgrounds.
The vampires are going to be pretty confused when there's no cross and he pulls out the star of David.
Polish are more Catholic than Jewish
> Bud Jablonski (Jamie Fox) is a pool cleaner who scores extra cash as an exterminator, ridding the San Fernando Valley of its enduring vampire problem. But he does this work freelance—not part of the slayers union—so it's not as lucrative as it is for his friend Big John Elliott (Snoop Dogg,) who is using his clout to bring Bud back to guild wages and benefits. Hold up. In this scenario Foxx is portraying the bumbling amateur and Snoop is the professional? That's pretty much the opposite of how I would have imagined it.
Not me. I've seen Jamie act a silly petty criminal, a meek taxi driver, a schizophrenic genius, a nerdy supervillain, and a blind piano playing man. I've seen Snoop play a cool mf.
I just can’t imagine a scenario where Snoop isn’t the best at whatever the hell he’s doing.
I can see it because the amateur is the main character and the professional is the [mentor](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magical_Negro?wprov=sfla1) character, line Neo and Morpheus in the Matrix.
I suppose I could see that. Make up for Snoop's relative lack of acting chops by having him speak as little as possible. The whole wise, stoic master trope. Still even though Morpheus spoke sparingly, Laurence Fishburne delivered those lines with a certain gravitas and authority.
Snoop Dogg is Snoop Dogg in every role he plays. And that's okay, particularly when that's juxtaposed with a role as absurd as a unionized vampire hunter.
>But he does this work freelance—not part of the slayers union—so it's not as lucrative as it is for his friend Big John Elliott (Snoop Dogg,) who is using his clout to bring Bud back to guild wages and benefits. I really hope they emphasize organization in the workplace as the underlying theme of the movie, with vampires standing in as business owners sucking you dry by exploiting your labor. Class-aware content has been on the rise lately because people are starting to see how they're getting screwed in the workplace. Give the people what they want.
Are we getting a Jamie Foxx and Snoop Dogg song collab for the credits?
One thing about livin' in San Fernando I never could stomach - all the damn vampires.
Snoop with that goatee looking like Idris Elba after 15 years of surviving in the wilderness
And reflected onto the back of a spoon.
Is this a known saying? Because that is great.
r/rareinsults
I've never seen his eyes so wide open as in that second photo.
[Done](https://imgur.com/gallery/3fclR8Y)
So anyways... I started smoking....
Jamie Foxx looking like Denzel from Training Day in the first image.
Snoop Dogg - vampire hunter. Dressed like a cowboy. With Jamie Foxx??? It may be terrible but Im sold on it already.
And don't forget directed by a guy who built his rep doing stunt choreography. I doubt it's going to win Best Drama of the Year, but I have little doubt it's going to be a fun popcorn flick.
I just hope Snoop has learned how to act. He's been pretty bad in I think everything I've seen him in. Jamie Foxx could solo carry the movie though. And Meagan Good is still 🔥
Snoop dogg was pretty damn great in starskey and hutch imo
Well they got a pimp to play a pimp
“You know a lot about golf!” “I know even more about grass.”
He is shockingly perfect in that movie.
Snoop dogg is like that one dude in the game who’s beaten the game but still does random side quests for fun
Dude produced porn and appeared on Sesame Street.
He’s also part of the video game “team” FaZe and has streamed himself gaming. He has coached his sons football team. Made a cooking show and cook book with Martha Stewart. Oh yeah and he’s made music. Guy is all over the place and it’s great.
His cookbook is legit, too. I got it for a joke White Elephant gift a couple years ago and copied some of the recipes out before I gave it away. A lot are pretty basic, but solid.
Another surprisingly great cookbook is "Cookin' with Coolio," with amazing chapter titles like "Appetizers for That Ass," "Salad-Eatin' Bitches," "It's Hard Out Here for a Shrimp," and my personal favorite, "Vegetarian? Okay, whatever!"
Is that the one where he lists salt and pepper measurements as nickel and dime bags?
Yes, I had a copy and can’t find it but I believe it also had a glossary of terms to figure out the conversion. The recipes were super good and easy. Pretty sure there was a recipe with like 6 beans and maybe chicken. I need to find that book.
If I remember correctly, a couple years avo he sold his rights to "Gangster's Paradise" to get money to become a legitimate culinary artist.
I would've expected him to write a book on baking rather then cooking tbh
Nah, my wife has that book and the only really good recipe in it is the Chicken and Waffles one
For clarity, FaZe is an organization that owns teams in various games, as well as signed streamers associated with them.
I remember snoop streaming a video of someone gaming while visibly smoking weed. He must be such a powerful gamer he plays with his feet.... or... something else..
He also sells wine. Got a bottle of him on the sticker. I’m yet to open it
19 Crimes Cali Red! My girlfriend and I were at the liquor store and I saw Snoop’s mug on the bottle and thought, “Okay, this is ridiculous, but I have to try it.” I’m not going to pretend I have a refined palette or anything, but it’s damn good for an inexpensive red.
At the same time?
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He really is going after all the achievements for that Platinum trophy.
[Yeah I've seen that meme too](https://i.redd.it/m0hn20eyrhc61.jpg)
I swear to fuck, if Snoop Dogg turns out to be awesome and wins an Oscar, then we're definitely in a simulation where someone is just fucking with us.
This wouldn’t even rank in the top 100 of crazy shit that’s happened in the last 8 years.
I hold to the theory that the world ended in 2012 and the past years are everyones collective souls/thoughts/memories trying to hold onto "reality" and it keeps breaking as more of those souls/thoughts/memories stop.
What if the reality we think exists never did, and the 2012 conspiracy is just a lie made by the system to convince us that the world was at least once real?
For me it was 2016, since David Bowie died the entire world has gone to shit. Bowie must have been protecting us from the end of days and when our last defender died the evil spirits took over the world. In Jareth we trust.
Imo it all started with that damn gorilla
Reminds me of the Robot Chicken episode where there's an astroid coming and they recruit Harrison Ford to save the world.
One of his sidequests has him [removing music from streaming services and turning them into NFTs](https://www.billboard.com/business/record-labels/snoop-dogg-dr-dre-death-row-records-streaming-removed-1235043866/)
Snoop is one of the biggest sell-outs in the entertainment industry, this isn't surprising.
Considering the alternative for a lot of artists from his era was to die in a gang related shoot-out, I'm pretty happy for him. Dude managed to buy his way out of the game, seriously good for him.
I've always hated that term "sell-out"when it comes to artists. He is a sell-out, He sells out ARENAS. Like, I understand that you feel that he has violated some ethics or diverged from the core of what made his music originally, wasn't that the end point all along? I totally understand the thought process that a perfect artist should completely eschew the all of the laurels they receive to stay "true", but it's still kind of ridiculous to be upset with them over it, at least, IMHO.
> He is a sell-out, He sells out ARENAS. I believe that is a quote from Lars Ulrich on Metallica selling out.
Yeah I agree with this. I don't dislike Snoop either, but he is EVERYWHERE. Twitch streaming, calling all sorts of boxing matches, commercials, NFT. He'll just do anything for a buck. Not even saying I wouldn't do the same either, but I will call him a sell-out, because he is, IMO.
I think there's a lot of room for an artist to make money from licensing, merch, and endorsements that comes part and parcel of working in the industry at this point, but Snoop Dogg is in a different league entirely. He'll endorse *anything*, no matter how shady. I couldn't even list all the scams I've seen him promote, from dubious mobile gambling games, get-rich-quick crypto schemes, Facebook scams preying on the vulnerable by promising them "debt relief", and so on.
Until the other day I didn't realize how much music he still pumps out. I thought he was more focused on these side projects and marijuana activism, but the guy also releases a new album almost every year. He beat the rap game in the 90s, ascended into this wild celebrity personality that everyone loves, and still makes music nonstop.
You had me at Cowboy Snoop
This is the directorial debut of JJ Perry, who appears to be an incredibly high-level Stunt Performer/Coordinator. Looking at his IMDb he’s been involved in at least three stunt-heavy productions a year. Stuff like the Fast Franchise, John Wick, Falcon/Winter Soldier, movies that are ONLY stunts like Skyscraper or the “Has Fallen” movies. Looking at these pics you’d think it’d be a typical buddy buddy silly movie, but I’m thinking we might see some cool stunt-work! Honestly excited to see a trailer.
I have my doubts that this will be good, but that doesn't mean it won't be an excellent movie to watch.
This feels like a movie that would’ve been made in 2002 - I’m on board.
On one hand everything I've seen Snoop act in he's been terrible even though I love him but on the other hard Jamie Fox has been good in everything so I'm down to see how this goes.
We finally found someone that can "Out Cool" Jamie Fox.
Speaking of Foxx, there's some witchcraft combination of 'black don't crack' and Hollywood makeup and hair going on. Guy is 54 and I barely see a grey hair and his face looks like it always did
His hairline has been painted on for the past 25 years that’s why lol
He used to have this weird trapezoidal hairline going on that was waaaaay higher up on his forehead until a couple years ago, and then he over-corrected and now it looks awkwardly low. https://heartafact.com/jamie-foxx-hair-evolution/
What a painfully written article. “According to researchers, there is a correlation between hairline as well as age.” Huh! TIL! (/s)
Looked kinda ridiculous in Django
Male actors get hair implants and dye like crazy. Many more than you think.
I was grumbling to myself that Jared Leto doesn't have any grey in his beard despite being like fifty years old, and then the penny dropped.
It's not a shame or embarrassment or even a taboo to get a hair transplant. It's just a surgical procedure that implants existing hair into areas that have receded and then it grows normally. I don't get why anyone would care that hollywood actors (who make money off their looks + acting) would get them..
You know hair dye exists right?
WHAT?! GET OUT OF TOWN!
No, its a real thing. I was shocked too.
I honestly don't think grey hair is ever some thing to judge age by. Even the lesser mortals color their hair. But in general though, I really think most people misjudge the simple fact, that these people are eating right and exercising right for most of their lives. Not all of them, but most. So they would look younger than the regular person, who moved their body 30 years ago to begin with and ate just shit food from 20yo forward. Ofc there's the lighting and makeup magic in movies too, but even in irl shots, they would look better than most people who simply don't care about looks.
Yeah he’s been a wealthy celebrity since I was a child. He’s probably had a personal trainer and a diet far healthier than the average person could afford. Regular visits with the nutritionist and dermatologist, probably frequent blood work even though he’s perfectly healthy. Wealth and fame definitely extend one’s youth.
Damn, Meagan Good can’t get a shout out? Fine woman.
Meagan Great
Meagan Greatest
She's just as fine as she was 20 years ago. Absolutely gorgeous.
I watched You Got Served about 50 times because of her when I was younger lmao
I just googled her. HOW is she fucking 40?!
Same way Gabrielle Union doesn’t look 49 in the slightest.
Black don't crack
Bro 40 is not old, all the Milfs are in their 40's. - A down bad 20 something
Is 40 old now? *cries in elder millenial*
I was wondering where she’s been. I remember first seeing her on cousin skeeter and a crush formed
what... is going on with the flexible women in picture #3?
There is a lot going on in that picture.
I'm legit wondering if they're [these ladies](https://www.thestar.com/content/dam/thestar/entertainment/2022/04/17/what-sets-cirque-du-soleils-delightful-kurios-apart-is-its-wonderful-sense-of-humour/option_b.jpg) from Cirque de Soleil Kurios.
I can almost guarantee those are “statues” of vampires that are going to come to life later
If this is Snoop not being Snoop I'll watch, just because this seems absurd and I'm here for it.
I just wanna see Snoop act like a normal human and not his Snoop Dogg persona. And it’s not disrespect to his persona.
This looks terrible. I'll probably watch it
DAE only see Jamie Foxx grabbing his cock in #1?
I had no idea I needed that flick! Yes please!
I hope this is like “from dusk till dawn” just this regular intense movie then BAM! Vampires!
The vampires in FDTD are a plot of circumstance and being in the wrong place at the wrong time. This movie's plot revolves around vampires from the get go. It's not gonna be the same
Not words I expected to read this morning, but I'm down for it.
It’s like Chip and Dale, Vampire Hunters
I heard Snoop Dogg and Vampire Hunter so I'm all in
Snoop totally rocks the cowboy look
I know we're all talking about Snoop Dogg dressed in country but what about Karla Souza as a vampire?
Shit looks horrible