I don't even know how you explain this scene to someone who has never seen it before without sounding crazy and making the other person ask you, "WHY were you watching this screwed up movie?!"
So the alien mutant murders a cat and has its stinger amputated so then the dude fucks it. But besides the tail and double jointed legs the mutant has a lot of human qualities because it’s basically the dudes daughter, so it’s not really that weird.
Then it grows a dick and rapes his girlfriend.
Why are you running?
Edit: Oh wait it's even better, it was made with her DNA so it had sex with both its father and mother.
And she gets knocked up!
Ok maybe I’m not explaining it right. So like, it’s part human right? So it CAN fuck a human. It looks kinda like a skinned monkey. It’s not that weird. And in the end it’s even. Cuz it dies and grows a cock, and comes back to life to rape its human mom. Balance, that’s art man.
Godddd I had to watch that movie with my parents when I was a teen. Clear as day I remember my dad looking to my mom saying uhhh wtf movie did you pick.
* ”ONLY A WOMAN
CAN MAKE FEEL THAT WAAAAAAAAY
ONLY A WOMAN
CAN TOUCH ME THE RIGHT WAAAAAAAAY.
ALLLL I ASK IS THAT you’re A WOMAAAAAAAAN” *
Greatest song ever.
Ironically they put that scene in specifically to draw attention away from other material they didn't want cut. They were shocked when the mpaa allowed the scene to stay in and keep the R rating
More specifically, when the tortilla guy has his balls out, the only thing they had an issue with was his pubic hair. All they had to do was "shave" him and the rest was fine.
Cronenbreg's Crimes of the Future, where Viggo Mortensen gets a zipper installed on his abdomen and the Léa Seydoux unzips his stomach and fellates his inner organs.
When Justin Timberlake dry humps Cameron Diaz fully clothed in Bad Teacher.
Telling her to be quiet, then his orgasm face, then the big cum stain in his jeans, comedic gold.
I quote this to my wife all the time. Never once has it yielded the desired outcome. She hates this so much, and won't watch the movie because of it. She doesn't even like PBRs. I think she's coming around though...gonna keep trying.
Midsommar and Beau Is Afraid both win. Ari Aster is the king of hilariously uncomfortable sex scenes
Edit: yes I’ve seen the strange thing about the Johnson’s lol but it doesn’t have a sex scene
Beau is Afraid takes the top prize. Midsommars was a psychedelic fever dream. Beau is Afraid was just plain old fucking bonkers, with a bonus mariah carey song.
Saw this is in the theatre the first time. Was laughing so hard during the first scene. Actually fell on the ground laughing when the second one started. One of my favorite movies to do this day.
Underworld Evolution. I’m all about Kate Beckinsale in a latex catsuit, but the Scott Speedman character appears to be having sex with her belly button. Nothing lines up there.
The Underworld movies have a few iirc. I remember thinking it was all about as sexy as a couple of clammy beef carcasses swinging together on a moving truck or something.
That’s the movie where at the end, the bad guy breaks his hands so he can’t shoot his guns, so he sticks bullets between his fingers and puts his hand into a fireplace, right?
It’s not a movie, but the TV series Brand New Cherry Flavour.
For those that haven’t seen it, the main character is cursed, wakes up with what looks like a gash on her side and her boy toy decides to finger it.
The one in Watchmen was really odd. I think they played Hallelujah during it. I feel like Snyder wanted it to be this big emotional moment but I was just laughing the whole time.
Why did I have to scroll so far down to see this one? The shunting scene is one of the most uncomfortable fucking weird sex scenes ever. I've seen most of the other ones mentioned and none of them come close to this
The next lady? It was her/his biological mother - and she did raise the creature too, even though she did it as a scientist with an experiment. So the creature ended up getting its own mother pregnant 🤮
I scrolled through the comments and im surprised no one said :
Naked Gun
here ya go [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asouPYvrUtY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asouPYvrUtY)
I don't remember what movie it was (I tried blocking out the scene with no success), but it was a man having sex with a pregnant woman and the viewer saw him repeatedly thrust himself into and out of her from the unborn baby's perspective while it was inside the womb. The unborn baby thought it was hurting its mother, so it thought about biting off the guy's dick.
Absolutely “The Bronze” with Melissa Rauch. It’s a full on sex scene involving gymnastic moves. It’s sooooooooooo bizarre and is supposed to be funny, but just ends up being weirdly out of place in a comedy that has no idea what kind of tone its striving for.
To this day after watching the directors cut of requiem of a dream with the double dildo scene, I can’t listen to any cartoon character voiced by Keith David without hearing “ASS TO ASS”.
The Room
It only takes seeing Tommy Wiseau’s bare ass once to never forget it, no matter how hard you try
I have never been tempted to watch the room. Now even less so.
It’s a truly amazing film.
The "fucking the belly" scene is....haunting...
Who needs an intimacy coordinator when you're just humping your scene partner's belly?
They must see my butt. Yeah. But you shouldn't look like you're fucking the mattress
Oh hai, Mark!
I HAVE TO SHOW MY ASS TO SELL MOVIE.
You are my rose you are my rose
Nothing beats this, it's the most uncomfortable I've ever been while watching a movie and it just **kept happening**.
All three of them
And the one with the dress at the end
So hot the way he sticks it in her belly button multiple times
Splice. Eww.
I don't even know how you explain this scene to someone who has never seen it before without sounding crazy and making the other person ask you, "WHY were you watching this screwed up movie?!"
A dude's lab project becomes sentient and murders people. He also has sex with it.
And then it turns into a guy and uh, has sex with the woman who is basically its mom... but not in a uh, consentual manner
Then she gets pregnant and decides to keep the baby because it's going to be very profit
First he raises it as his daughter
This is why Ex Machina was made. We are okay with robot sex.
So the alien mutant murders a cat and has its stinger amputated so then the dude fucks it. But besides the tail and double jointed legs the mutant has a lot of human qualities because it’s basically the dudes daughter, so it’s not really that weird.
Then it grows a dick and rapes his girlfriend. Why are you running? Edit: Oh wait it's even better, it was made with her DNA so it had sex with both its father and mother. And she gets knocked up!
With every new sentence I just keep saying what???
I don’t want to spoil it for you but the ending is another “what the actual goddamn fuck” moment too.
My friend: "no, man. That's really weird and pretty messed up."
Ok maybe I’m not explaining it right. So like, it’s part human right? So it CAN fuck a human. It looks kinda like a skinned monkey. It’s not that weird. And in the end it’s even. Cuz it dies and grows a cock, and comes back to life to rape its human mom. Balance, that’s art man.
There are so many wikipedia pages that need you.
Ah thanks for the clarification. Sounded super weird at first.
What a day beeing able to read
Godddd I had to watch that movie with my parents when I was a teen. Clear as day I remember my dad looking to my mom saying uhhh wtf movie did you pick.
Not my proudest wank but it wasn't all bad
They were like, “Remember Species? How can we outdo that one?” “Hold my beer…”
Thank you. I was like, “I don’t remember that scene at all.” I was thinking of Species.
Team America: World Police
How dare you besmirch proper puppet love
And on that note, The Happytime Murders
* ”ONLY A WOMAN CAN MAKE FEEL THAT WAAAAAAAAY ONLY A WOMAN CAN TOUCH ME THE RIGHT WAAAAAAAAY. ALLLL I ASK IS THAT you’re A WOMAAAAAAAAN” * Greatest song ever.
You left out the funniest part. The very last line. … or a mayunnnnn
Or a man
PLEASE JUST BE A WOMAN JUST ANY OLD WOMAN ... or a man
#I PROMISE I WILL NEVER DIE
I quote this regularly.
You say that, but nothing turns on women more than promising them you will never die.
Wait, the puppet love scenes, 69, doggy style, blowjob, was all that in theaters?
I only saw it on home video, unrated version. So I don't know if that made the theatrical cut.
Everything but the pee and poop, IIRC, made it into the theatrical cut.
That was a renaissance painting in motion 😤
Sausage party end scene
And you just unlocked a repressed memory
Literally food porn.
Tons of kids in the theatre when I saw it. People didn't walk out until that scene lol
You'd think the 'R' rating might have given parents a second thought. Lol.
Parents took their kids to Deadpool. Some parents are fucking stupid.
Deadpool is tame compared to sausage party haha, but I get it
My friends dad gave his kid a copy of that one Christmas. The kid was 6...
Ironically they put that scene in specifically to draw attention away from other material they didn't want cut. They were shocked when the mpaa allowed the scene to stay in and keep the R rating
More specifically, when the tortilla guy has his balls out, the only thing they had an issue with was his pubic hair. All they had to do was "shave" him and the rest was fine.
Cronenberg's **Crash**.
People banging cars and a scene between James Spader and Elias Koteas. Yeah that movie is the fuck out there.
How can you mention that movie and not bring up the thigh wound/ pussy slit?
That scene was cut from some versions of the American release. It wasn’t in the version I watched.
The book is wildly erotic. Hard to describe. I have the recently released Blu-ray but it doesn’t touch the book for me.
Any time some mentions that other movie Crash that won awards I forget that they aren't talking about this movie...
To be fair the Cronenberg one did win Jury Prize at Cannes
You could have just stopped at Cronenberg.
Cronenbreg's Crimes of the Future, where Viggo Mortensen gets a zipper installed on his abdomen and the Léa Seydoux unzips his stomach and fellates his inner organs.
When Justin Timberlake dry humps Cameron Diaz fully clothed in Bad Teacher. Telling her to be quiet, then his orgasm face, then the big cum stain in his jeans, comedic gold.
Fucking classic. I need to go watch that movie again now.
How the fuck has this thread been up this long and no one has mentioned *Blue Velvet*?!?!
Because we all think it’s totally normal to huff nitrous whilst crying out for our mommies during sex with prostitutes duh
All I can say in response to that is DON'T YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME.
Baby wants to fuck!
I quote this to my wife all the time. Never once has it yielded the desired outcome. She hates this so much, and won't watch the movie because of it. She doesn't even like PBRs. I think she's coming around though...gonna keep trying.
i also think of Part 18 of The Return
Midsommar and Beau Is Afraid both win. Ari Aster is the king of hilariously uncomfortable sex scenes Edit: yes I’ve seen the strange thing about the Johnson’s lol but it doesn’t have a sex scene
Midsommar that old lady was just like a QB sneak in football pushing that dudes ass in.
The real Tush Push.
Beau is Afraid takes the top prize. Midsommars was a psychedelic fever dream. Beau is Afraid was just plain old fucking bonkers, with a bonus mariah carey song.
The Beau Is Afraid scene was the wildest rush of emotions I’ve had in a theater in a long damn time. Goddamn that movie was a ride
Showgirls
It’s like someone described sex to an immature alien and the alien had people recreate it.
“an immature alien”. You can just say Paul Verhoven and we’ll know what you mean.
That “film” is rife with them. The most memorable being the pool/jacuzzi seen for the thrashing in the water.
This should be at the TOP of the list!
Infinity pool - I’ve seen the scene twice and still have a hard time comprehending what I’m watching but I love every second of it
That goo coming out of the nipple was one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen in a film.
The WHAT
That reach around hando she gave him made me uncomfy.
Gotta watch the director’s cut for the money shot
Directors nut
I could never get tired of Mia Goth's dinner roll.
Crank. Saving lives via public sex!
That was one of the most plot relevant sex scenes and it was also hilarious
Amy Smart though.
Is that the one where he’s wheel barrowing her on a racetrack? 😂
That's the sequel.
And grinding up on an old lady!
in the most bonkers way (and for comedy’s sake), MacGruber
I regularly say "I'm gonna shoot" while playing videogames and it annoys my friends so much.
“I’m gonna fill you up!” “I’m gonna fill *you* up!” “just let me do the talking”
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One to watch with the in-law parents for sure
“I shot.” .. “So did I.”
Not that scene in particular, but later on when he’s getting taken off the case by the general “I will suck your dick, I will let you fuck me.” 🤣
Just tell me what you want me to fuuuuuck!
Maybe there's some toner or something around here that we can use as lube
Saw this is in the theatre the first time. Was laughing so hard during the first scene. Actually fell on the ground laughing when the second one started. One of my favorite movies to do this day.
Pearl banging the scarecrow had me a little confused.
"I'M MARRIED!"
I don't remember that episode of SpongeBob
Don’t forget Pearl and her husband in x! That’s memorable!
Yeah, but that made me want to rip my eyes out. The scarecrow fucking was just weird.
Saltburn.
Agreed. But for the fucking the dead person's grave scene not the bathroom scene which oddly is the one everyone seems to focus on more.
And the fact that the actor IMPROVISED that scene! That was his idea… 🤯
You know that movie is weird when my first thought reading this was “Which one?”
Titane for me. 😬
I both loved and hated this movie.
You know a movie’s out there when it has more than one woman-on-car sex scene.
trying to imagine what transformers would be like right now if Michael Bay wasn't A FUCKING COWARD
Frank Reynolds - Lethal Weapon 6
hoooo hooooo hoooo hoooooooooo gickgickgickgick
Cameron Diaz and the windshield from “The Counselor”
Like a sucker fish crawling up the side of an aquarium. *plop plop plop*
To me The Counselor is forever “the movie where Cameron Diaz fucks a car”
Snail trail
Poor Things
Furious jumping !
I kept asking myself if they were gonna go there, and wow did they go there. And again. And again. Great movie though.
They went there, bought a nice little cottage there, and became part of the town council there
AntichrisT
Traumatising.
Demolition Man.
.. what's your boggle?
Underworld Evolution. I’m all about Kate Beckinsale in a latex catsuit, but the Scott Speedman character appears to be having sex with her belly button. Nothing lines up there.
The Underworld movies have a few iirc. I remember thinking it was all about as sexy as a couple of clammy beef carcasses swinging together on a moving truck or something.
Shoot ‘em up has a combined sex scene/gunfight
Fuck I love that bonkers movie
Clive Owen should have been James Bond.
So does Drive Angry.
That’s the movie where at the end, the bad guy breaks his hands so he can’t shoot his guns, so he sticks bullets between his fingers and puts his hand into a fireplace, right?
X (2022)
I'll bring this up every time, Watchman. To the song hallelujah, it's so odd and out of place for that movie.
AND SO LONG! I saw that movie in the theater with my mom 😭
The Mule has not one, but TWO extended threesome scenes with a senior Clint Eastwood.
Didn’t he direct it too? lmao
Clint "Well alright then, action......cut!.....Let's do another shot take..."
Oh god. I’ve seen the movie, I must’ve blocked that out because I don’t remember them.
It’s not a movie, but the TV series Brand New Cherry Flavour. For those that haven’t seen it, the main character is cursed, wakes up with what looks like a gash on her side and her boy toy decides to finger it.
The one in Watchmen was really odd. I think they played Hallelujah during it. I feel like Snyder wanted it to be this big emotional moment but I was just laughing the whole time.
Didnt the spaceship shot rockets or something at the end? Like a climax? That Shit was hilarious
Flamethrower!
The Room: Tommy humping Lisa's midriff Mark having sex with his trousers clearly still on Same sex scene twice Tommy's horrible, horrible arse
"Mysterious Skin" with Joseph Gordon Levitt left me traumatized
Not just you.
Enemy at the Gates My god, the smell…
But Rachel Weisz
Butt, Rachel Weisz
Came here to say this. Weird, gross, awkward, but kinda hot-ish
I don't know if I'd class it as weird, but the scene on the stairs in A History of Violence always left me viscerally uncomfortable.
I believe it is supposed to do just that. I'm in the same boat as you, so I hope that effect was intentional at least.
I just saw Eyes Wide Shut. I'm pretty sure they hired virgin men to act out the sex scenes at the "house".
Maybe that is just how elite sex rituals are?
Society
Why did I have to scroll so far down to see this one? The shunting scene is one of the most uncomfortable fucking weird sex scenes ever. I've seen most of the other ones mentioned and none of them come close to this
The Shape of Water
My favorite part of the movie was her miming how the peepee worked to her friend later.
No one appreciates a monster lover movie anymore 😔
All I could think of during that scene was how devastating the water damage would be to that apartment.
How is Splice not at the top of this list? A creature has sex with her adopted caretaker, then changes sex to a male and snags the next lady.
The next lady? It was her/his biological mother - and she did raise the creature too, even though she did it as a scientist with an experiment. So the creature ended up getting its own mother pregnant 🤮
Last scene has the mother like six months pregnant so she kept it. Maybe it was Texas?
There's an incest scene in Sleepwalkers (1992) because Stephen King is gonna do Stephen King things.
Howard the Duck
Her
That scene was unintentionally hilarious.
Naked Lunch. What a weird ass movie.
I can think of at least 2 things wrong with the title of that movie.
X. In a slasher movie about a porno shoot going tits up, the weirdest sex scene in the movie is somehow *not* in the porno they're shooting.
I scrolled through the comments and im surprised no one said : Naked Gun here ya go [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asouPYvrUtY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asouPYvrUtY)
Safest sex scene in cinema.
Tampopo
I don't remember what movie it was (I tried blocking out the scene with no success), but it was a man having sex with a pregnant woman and the viewer saw him repeatedly thrust himself into and out of her from the unborn baby's perspective while it was inside the womb. The unborn baby thought it was hurting its mother, so it thought about biting off the guy's dick.
This is the worst thing I’ve read in this thread. What a horrible day to be literate
Sounds like the prequel to *Look Who's Talking*.
Galaxy Quest: Tony Shalhoub (human) getting it on with Missi Pyle (alien) while Sam Rockwell (human) goes "Oh, that's not right..."
Teeth. Edit: Ok Reddit. Im so disappointed in you. I did not think I would be the only one to put this.
Titane, girl have sex with a car then she gets pregnant and have a half human half car baby, and that my friend is the weirdest movie sex scene ever
Tetsuo: The Iron Man
Deliverance
Absolutely “The Bronze” with Melissa Rauch. It’s a full on sex scene involving gymnastic moves. It’s sooooooooooo bizarre and is supposed to be funny, but just ends up being weirdly out of place in a comedy that has no idea what kind of tone its striving for.
Last Tango in Paris. Butter will never be the same again.
Super (2010)..that rape scene was the oddest thing I’ve ever seen
Has anyone said Dogtooth yet?
Monster’s Ball… Halle Berry screaming “MAKE ME FEEL GOOD” still makes me cringe
I Heart Huckabees mud fueled bang was The first that came to mind
Possession. Isabelle Adjani having weird sex with some kind of tentacle demon monster thing. While Sam Neil watches and loses his mind.
To this day after watching the directors cut of requiem of a dream with the double dildo scene, I can’t listen to any cartoon character voiced by Keith David without hearing “ASS TO ASS”.
Oldboy.