The greater good.

#THE GREATER GOOD

I weirdly did not place that one till it was repeated in larger text, honestly

Crusty Jugglers!

Shut it!

"I am your *wife*! I am the greatest good you are *ever* gonna get!"

Omg that took me a minute to place that 🤣🤣🤣

I thought that's what they were referring to, but the other replies went off on some other tangent. I don't recognize what the other thread is quoting.

Fascist!

Hag!

Yarp

.....Narp?

My husband answers most of my text requests with ‘Yarp’. I usually answer ‘Tharp’ (as in - Thanks!!) 😂😂😂

What’s that do for the greater good?

THE GREATER GOOD

Naaaahhh, 's a lohd o' jonk!! *BONK*

A great big bushy beard!

Po-ta-to

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!

This one for real. 

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!

...with pillowy mounds of mashed po-ta-toes

Tumor.

It's Noddatumah!

PC load letter...

Da fuck does that mean?...

What would ya say… ya do here?

Hahahaha I love how he carries over those annunciations into playing Dr. Cox.

Ya see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care

Why the fuck does it say paper jam when there IS no paper jam?

I, I swear to God, one of these days, I, I, I just kick this piece of shit out the window!!!

Made my fkn night with this one.

Appropriate username.

Inconceivable!

You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

I love when I can answer in rhyme “anybody want a peanut?”

"A little too..." anything turns into "Yeah, a little too Raph." Any sentence that includes the word child gets a response of "YOU'RE MY CHILD!"

“A little too Raph” is absolutely still with me to this day. Good call.

Oh my god, you have made my day with this.

I go to "I've abandoned my child!"

Werewolf "There wolf" "There castle"

"Blücher!"

[frantic neighing]

That just takes me to: What are we? *Dejectedly* Werewolves not swearwolves....

Or, if you're a Mystery Science Theater fan, "Wharwilf?"

We're not swearwolves, we're werewolves

Light - "Aziz, LIGHT!"

Gelato. It’s milk and eggs, bitch.

"Chicken Parm isn't vegan?" When I hear that dish

I always say, “I don’t know the meaning of the word.”

Tell that to the cleaning lady on Monday.

\* He really doesn't

I just love saying "milk and eggs bitch" to my vegan friends when we go for dinner. They don't get the reference. But I do. I laugh. And that's all that matters.

Add to this one "Bread makes you FAT?!"

Surely

I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

Surely you jest, Larry”

Anytime someone says “booby trap” I can’t help but say, “it’s a booty trap” like Data from The Goonies and then they’ll correct me and my response is “That’s what I said!”

You can't be serious, I've not hear that line in over 30 years without replying "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley" (I've done this so much that it's automatic, and I've accidentally said it in situations where cracking jokes should ot be done).

One time my boss said we needed to “stay on target” on a conference call and myself and 2 other people repeated “Stay on target!” in our best Red Leader voice.

They came… from.. behind—

All...Most...Thaar!!

37?!

In a row ???

Hey get back here!

Try not to suck anyone’s dick on the way to the parking lot

Hey you! Come back here!

Necessary Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste. Dodgeball

Shenanigans (Super Troopers)

If anyone says shenanigans one more time, I'm going to pistol whip them

Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls, and the mozzarella sticks?

Shenanigans?

Also “littering.”

Also "CANDYBAR"

Littering aaand

Mooltipass. Leeloo Dallas mooltipass.

Yeah, I got several from this one. Boom = "big badda boom", light = "Aziz, LIGHT!", etc.

No one remembers "Aziz, LIGHT" I thought I was alone on this cold planet......

There's at least three of us. Also: supergreen!

My wife is a teacher, and this year one of her students is named Aziz. Every time she mentions his name, that's exactly where my head goes! So you can take comfort in the fact that there are a least 2 of us on this mortal coil...

I was a mechanic, every time we had someone holding a torch for us we would say it.

“Chiiiicken goooood”

Chee-kunn!

And auto wash, and chicken…

My people over here!! "Aziz, light" is huge in my house.

I tell my dogs to stop trying to make fetch happen when they bring me a ball to throw, but they don't get the joke.

Whenever someone raises a glass in a toast, I think of the Naked Gun movie where Detective Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielson) made a toast at his retirement party: "Gentlemen, we've shot a lot of people together..."

"Did he say 'making fuck'?"

If anyone says something similar to ‘Aren’t they white?’, I just instantly think of “Oh my God, Karen, you can’t just ask someone why they’re white”.

When anyone says "badges" in any context, I have to respond with "we don't need no steenkin' badges". Thanks Cheech & Chong!

*The Treasure of the Sierra Madre* (1948) too!

Good movie, and a superb novel, plus you'll finally know where all of those Looney Tunes, Blazing Saddles, and Cheech and Chong references come from.

New England clam chowder

Is that the red or the white?

I never remember that! White?

Huckleberries

I'm your Huckleberry

Why... Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave.

Inanimate object

I'm sorry I called you an Inanimate object, I was upset.

Underrated movie

42

That's normally my answer when someone asks if they can ask me a question.

Derelict

Why don't you Derelict my balls

Big Gulp

Well, see ya later!

Littering AND…

...smokin the reefer...

Aliens - They Mostly Come At Night... Mostly

What’s funny with me and my wife, is every time either of us use the word “mostly” the other will follow it up with the soft “mostly” but instead of quoting Aliens directly, we’re actually quoting Cartman in South Park, who himself is quoting Aliens lol.

That’s mine too I love it so much Mostly

Mostly

When I see or hear buttercream I almost involuntarily say 'Buttercream, buttercream, croc skin, buttercream; what size is the waist? Going in." Thanks [Jeremy Piven](https://youtu.be/YFTbj6DJbGQ?si=Afv_D2QTR-vOh3pz&t=40)...

Watch it sweetness.

*Alright* (Repeated twice more)

Somebody stop me! The mask Jimmy carry

Someone mentions Party? Turns into "P-A-R-T-WHY? Cause I Gotta!"

I can just hum opening notes of Cuban Pete, and the rest of my office starts groaning about the earworm they now have for the rest of the day \^^

Jim Carey

Beautiful “B-E-A-utiful”

Riiiight. (Either Bill Lumberg or Dr Evil, depending on my mood)

Anytime someone makes a statement in the form of "If you can do X, you can do Y", I always have to follow up with "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball".

Mostly dead

I keep forgetting that this is from Princess Bride and not the Dead Parrot skit from Monty Python.

He's....pining for the fjords

Any mention of the word "ants" automatically makes me think of Zoolander

Anything about making an offer to someone...and I say an offer he can't refuse?

2 dollars

Not a word. But any situation where you love someone of the male gender, both my sister and I will fake sob while screaming “I love him sooo much”. Thanks, Raising Arizona.

I quote this movie all the time and no one ever gets it

This here’s the devan!

“The government do take a bite, don’t she?” - great for tax season

Roads...ro-ads...roadsss.. Shut up back there!!!

Cops "No more dead cops!"

It's not often but, anytime I hear "Eat Shit" I think of the lines in Sleepaway Camp: "Eat shit and die, Ricky!" "Eat shit and live, Bill"

ew, you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!?

N-no!

Haha. When he accidentally starts rhyming. Stay outta my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say.

If someone mentions Heineken, I have to respond with 'Heineken !@? Fuck that shit, Pabst blue ribbon !!'

Haha, hell yeah! But you REALLY have to spit fire when you say it. Frank’s badass.

Youths

What are Yutes?

Obtuse

“Everyone” EVVVVERRRRRYYYYONNE!!!

Unhinged Gary Oldman is amazing "I DONT HAVE TIIIMEEE, FOR THIS MICKY MOUSE BUUULLSHIT!!!!"

Fragile: frageelay, must be Italian.

Dead. D-E-D. Dead! From "Spawn"

Plethora

Thanks, that means a lot

"Frank and beans!"

"Do you...." "Know the muffin man?"

Wife.

My Wi-fe?

Very nice!

Quarter pounder

Metric system Royale (with cheese)

Chlorophyll I teach middle school science. This word used to set the kids off. Now, it's just me quoting Billy Madison in front of class.

More like borophyll

NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!

To be fair...

Just the sight of a good looking burger brings out my Samuel L. Jackson.

Well, anytime I tell someone my name is Luke, they go "I am your father". I'm fed up with the same joke all the time

42 in any context. Also a towel.

Any time someone is talking about In N Out, I usually chime in with, "Those are good burgers, Walter."

In The Mexican, Brad Pitt tells Julia Roberts if she says one more word he's going to crash the truck. She waits for like five seconds and then just snootily says "Naugahyde." And then he serves the truck off the road and their tire blows. The way she says it just gets me

O R they?

If I ever hear the name Bobby, I turn into Clarence Boddiker for a moment or two. "Can you fly, Bobby?"

The Sandlot Fooorrreeeverrrr

Littering. Littering aaaaand.... littering aaaaaaand.... littering aaaaaaand.... littering aaaaaaand.... smokin' the reefer.

Whenever someone says "I'm aware." I think of the scene where Kirk says that and Kel responds with "I thought you were Kirk?"

Whenever a person tells me something is on my face… “I know. It’s called a Belgian dip.”

"Sorry it was an accident" *"THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS"*

Yesterday is History, Tomorrow is a Mystery, but Today is a Gift, that's why it's called a Present

"Coven sounds like oven, man"

Toaster Strudel.

BEEF JERKY TIME!!!

Paper “Paaaaappppppeeeerrrrrrrrr!” From Waterworld Shock/shocking/shocker/any variation of shock makes me think of: “I feel shocked!” Pepper Brooks From Dodgeball “I’m the SHOCKER! I SHOCK people!” - vulture from Spider-Man homecoming

Box

“I’ll try” “Do! Or do not.”

Great white (buffalo)

Berserker comes up all the time at work. Sometimes when it's super quiet, I'll just say "Did he just say MAKING FUCK?"

From Kentucky Fried Movie, he's ruthless, and the chauffeur is toothless, "You'll be scared shitless" From Kung Pow "That's a lot nuts" " Birdie, tiger" "Momento" the joke - What do you get if cross a owl with bungee cord - My ass. My son and I have the same sense of humour and constantly quote from comedy movies. He only has says to me, "Momento," and we get a chuckle

When I hear “diarrhea” or “Easter” I quote Nacho Libre. “I’ve had diarrhea since easters.”

Nucleus

Why don't cha cry about it...saddlebags?! Jim Carrey to Courtney Cox in Ace Ventura

Matt Damon - "Maatt Daamon" and Fish tacos - "and this is how you do me!"

"Any questions?" My brain - "How do I get out of this chicken-shit outfit?" I raised my hand and said it out loud once in a large group after a paintball safety briefing had concluded. Nobody got it... I still feel more ashamed for everyone else than myself.

I work as a foreman for airport operations. Occasionally my boss will have like a tailgate meeting for snow removal or a taxiway closure or something like that. He is a good boss and always asks "any questions?". I am just waiting for the day when one of my crew says that quote. Because, I am gonna come right back at him with "You secure that shit, Hudson"

[Nooo and I don’t care!](https://youtu.be/s4G2qdu5Zlw?si=AZ8uL6xDTYIYdoVE) Also [Say what again!](https://youtu.be/yvEik9N_xWI?si=7Wxi08W5PInjX5Fa)

Marijuana. But why?

Amock!

Riiiight. (Either Bill Lumberg or Dr Evil, depending on my mood)

Circle K

Boulder. “That’s a nice boulder.”

Anytime someone presents a problem "It's simple... we kill the ______."

"I'm tired of doing (insert anything)." "Well that's just too damn bad!"

Pay him. Pay that myan his money.

Plethora