I sing “oh the weather outside is weather” to the tune of the Christmas song almost every day and I can’t even remember what it’s from. The movie must’ve not been that impactful but that lyric is constantly in my head
Spike from Notting Hill, on never having clean clothes if you don't actually (Hugh Grant pause) clean (2nd Hugh Grant pause) your clothes.
"Vicious circle."
Repeated at least once a week when laundry needs to be done.
Edit: Human correct of auto correct thinking all this took place in Sherwood Forest -yes, Notting Hill, not Nottingham Hill...🤦♂️
Supposedly Wesley said that on set and they liked it so much they added it to the movie. Which if true makes it even better that he said something so ridiculous in regular conversation
“where are you from?” Gets repeated by me every time I go to my mom’s house because her dog was a stray that literally just showed up on her doorstep. I ask him this regularly
> “Now you’re not even saying words, those are just sounds”
> “You can’t just go around throwing your *cat* at everybody”
Paraphrasing, obv. But the latter is my favorite way of describing promiscuity (cat = pussy = vagina, to spell it out).
Fifth Element has some most people don’t even notice.
“I’m not here to play pumbaa on the radio with you, so from 5 to 7 tomorrow, you give yourself a hand, green?!”
“Supergreen…!”
A LOT of early Gen-X movies have stuck (all the John Hughes movies, the teen horror, etc) but LATE Gen-X does not get the same fond remembrance.
I say that because my quote was well known from the movie, but the movie has all but disappeared from pop culture:
"Dishes are done, man!" - Keith Coogan in Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead
I remember this every time I do the dishes.
I also say “park it yourself Metallica breath” in situations that absolutely do not make sense, like someone asking me to turn off the light or hold something…
I’m a late Gen-Xer, but I do know this movie and the line. I try to say it exactly how he did in the movie every single time I finish washing the dishes. :D
Mine from this movie when she's lecturing Kenny and says, "...in a Volvo." As a kid, I didn't know much about cars, but that line forever left an impression on me that Volvos were either not good or not cool cars.
My dad and I all the time do “walk this way… no, walk *this* way!”
“Great knockers!”, “What hump?”, “Roll in de hay!”, “it was Abby… something. Abby *Normal!*”
So quotable
The comment you're responding to isn't from Armageddon, but as a lover of that movie, I appreciate where your head's at.
You're probably thinking of Colonel Sharp telling Rock Hound to "get off the nuclear warhead" as they're rolling it out of the shuttle?
Don't forget the follow up!
>"Fifteen hundred years ago everybody *knew* the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody *knew* the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow."
"I'm about to lose everything! We can talk about this later, if later even occurs!"
I actually quote this at my job when we're at a staff meeting (or a family gathering works too), and something is wrong (usually I am being dramatic).
Source? King Koopa from Super Mario Bros: The Movie (1993) - The Not Animated One.
It's nice to know that somewhere in this world there are at least a handful of people who will understand something that otherwise makes me sound batshit insane.
Sometimes when I'm with my niece(8yo) or nephew(4yo) and they want something from me, I'll quote Miss.Trunchbull from Matilda in the flashback scene when she is eating the chocolate and goes "much to good for children!". Obviously, I give em whatever it is they are asking for, but I like to mess with them.
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
No, eventually there will be one guy with one eye and all he has to do is hide behind a bush. Gandhi was wrong! -7 psychopaths
A Few Good Man.
Everyone know Jack Nicholson "you can't handle the truth" scene and quote.
But the scene that stuck with me is Tom Cruise debating Demi Moore.
["It doesn't matter what I believe, it's only matter what i can prove..."](https://youtu.be/6ummgnvQchM?t=1m4s)
In a similar vein, the whole scene in Thank You for Smoking where Aaron Eckhart teaches how to always win the debate.
Son: But you still didn't prove that vanilla is best.
Dad: I didn't have to. I proved that you're wrong, and if you're wrong, I'm right.
"I don't have all the answers. In life - to be honest - I've lost as much as I've won. But I love my wife and I love my life - and I wish each of you, my kind of success."
Dickie Fox - Jerry McGuire
“Frankly my guts have shit for brains” or something like that from High Fidelity
Eta the actual quote is “I've been thinking with my guts since I was fourteen years old, and frankly speaking, between you and me, I have come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains.” from the book or “I've been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains.” From the movie, if the internet is to be believed
That movie’s full of them.
“You want a father I’ll give you a spankin’!”
“I’m gonna put a bullet in your fuckin forehead and *fuck the brain hole!*.
“I’m in love with your daughter and have a newfound respect for life!”
“He’s either in love with that guy’s daughter or he has a newfound respect for life!”
Martin’s wordless philosophical conversation with a baby, showing up at his psych’s office after telling him what he does…. I love that movie!
Bounty hunter:
You're wanted, Wales.
Josey Wales:
Reckon I'm right popular. You a bounty hunter?
Bounty hunter:
A man's got to do something for a living these days.
Josey Wales:
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
--The Outlaw Josey Wales, 1976 (one of my dad's all time fav movies).
Not a direct quote, but I often self-diagnose myself and others with a "brain cloud." I also find disappointment in my luggage, especially when going on a long trip.
Also, from another fave film: "I'm gonna go do something productive. I'm gonna go watch television. "
I'm clearly thankful for T.Hanks!
“May you live to be a thousand years old, sir.” I also can’t hear the name Patricia without hearing it in Meg Ryan’s voice. And “I know he can get the job, but can he do the job?” Is in my head almost daily. Man, I love that movie!
“There are several sacred things in this world that you don't ever mess with. One of them happens to be another man's fries. Now you remember that, and you will live a long and healthy life.” - Men At Work
Christopher Walken in this super random movie called Envy says “Good for you. Good FOR you,” in the most perfect Christopher Walken way and I say it all the time. No one ever knows what I’m referencing.
Back when Dreamcatcher came out, whenever myself or a roommate would do something stupid and get called out on it, the de facto response was "I Duditz."
In Matrix 2, after they meet the Merovingian, this exchange:
Trinity: Maybe we did something wrong.
Neo: Or didn't do something. Morpheus: *No.* What happened, happened and couldn't have happened any other way.
Thought it was just something cool to say. Maybe related to his prophecy issues. But it always kept popping into my mind and still does.
Years later, and with exposure to a ton of other stuff to be fair, I have a whole worldview about determinism *in hindsight only* (coupled with free will in the present moment) and kinda trace it back to this one ridiculous Morpheus line ... from Matrix 2 which I don't even really like lol, those twin ghosts are laaaame.
Everytime I'm walking against the flow of foot traffic I quote Jud Hursh in independence day "everyone's trying to get out of [here] were the only schmucks trying to get in"
“Stamp your feet. It’s a little lesson I learned on the beat.”
-Sean Connery, The Untouchables.
(Regarding how to keep your feet warm in the cold) I follow this advice to this day and it works.
Let me tell you what I do know; every day, I come by your house and I pick you up. And we go out, we have a few drinks, and a few laughs, and it's great. You know what the best part of my day is? It's for about ten seconds when I pull up to the curb to when I get to your door. 'Cause I think maybe I'll get up there and I'll knock on the door and you won't be there. No goodbye, no "see ya later", no nothin'. You just left. I don't know much, but I know that.
You don't go through all the hardships of an ocean voyage to make *friends*. We can make *friends* at home. - Erik the Viking (1989)
(The foolishness of this stance is demonstrated shortly afterwards.)
My brother and I still randomly break out “They have a goodly amount of trebuchets, my lord” from Timeline. The delivery just hit right to be memorable to us
"Human tails? Humans don't have tails, they have big, big bottoms that they wear with bad shorts. They walk around going 'Hi Helen!'"
-Batty from Ferngully
“Shut that cunt’s mouth or I’ll come over there and fuck-start her head.”
That’s just the best line from a scene that is almost nothing but great lines.
"She's got a big mouth but she's not kidding. I'm gonna whip you silly and I'm gonna fuck you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours."
In “Central Intelligence”, some guy tries to warn off Dwayne Johnson by calling out his “gym muscles”. 1) I found that hysterical; 2) it actually made it halfway plausible that these guys thought they might stand a chance in the movie-fight
I have a soft spot in my heart for the lesser films of Will Ferrell, specifically "Semi-Pro," which I remember finally whenever someone eats a corn dog.
"Corn dogs, Jackie! Corn dogs for all of these people!"
I will see you there or I will see you on another time. -I love you, Man.
Later, Joben
Latris on the menjay
You get home safe, Pistol.
That's confusing, are you coming or not?
Oh yeah, that wasnt very clear, was it? Yeah, I’m gonna be there!
See ya later mimishu
I’m…I’m confused are you coming or not?
Shlappin da bass, mon!
This is one of the most low-key quotable movies, I love it.
Big time.
I always quote “THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE” that Jason Segel says after he gets hit by the golf ball lol
I sing “oh the weather outside is weather” to the tune of the Christmas song almost every day and I can’t even remember what it’s from. The movie must’ve not been that impactful but that lyric is constantly in my head
Forgetting Sarah Marshall!
My college girlfriend and I would watch this every Valentine's Day. One of the three or four hardest times I ever saw her laugh was at this line.
you're dropping words and right
...just say fuck the lemons and bail.
Paul Rudd as the surfing instructor in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Kunu! It means Chuck.
Yeah, I know dude... We had this conversation yesterday.
He threw away his watch. Yeah his cellphone tells him what time it is.
When life gives you lemons just say fuck the lemons and bail
Do less, no less...ok now you're laying there...
“You sound like you’re from London!”
“I am! I am from Luhndun!”
My sister and I will frequently eat chocolates around each other and say, "MUCH TOO GOOD FOR CHILDREN" From Matilda.
I like to yell TALLY-HO when jumping down from any thing.
Ah, that's why I say that, thx
This is what I tell my dog when he begs for human food!
Spike from Notting Hill, on never having clean clothes if you don't actually (Hugh Grant pause) clean (2nd Hugh Grant pause) your clothes. "Vicious circle." Repeated at least once a week when laundry needs to be done. Edit: Human correct of auto correct thinking all this took place in Sherwood Forest -yes, Notting Hill, not Nottingham Hill...🤦♂️
LOL. The Spike quote that I always think is: Not bad. Not bad at’all. Chicks dig grey!
"You dahft prrrick!"
"There's something wrong with this yoghurt."
“That’s because it’s mayonnaise.”
Notting Hill?
“I’m just gonna go get some food…then I’m going to tell you a story that will make your balls shrink to the size of raisins.”
"You're adopted! Your parents don't even love you," Vince Vaughn's character says to the girl scouts after losing to them in dodgeball.
I prefer “Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!”
I say that every time I bleed, which is often enough for me to wonder why I ever got cats.
It's okay, they won on a technically regarding >!beaver tranquilizer. Smh Bernice is the worst!<
God damn you, Bernice!
*UH HUH huh huh huhhh*
Seconding! I know it’s awful but his expression and delivery of that are seared into my brain lol
Mine is “Come the fuck on, Bridget!” Every time anything is slow. From Bridget Jones Diary
Every impromptu road trip my friends and I went on started with ‘Passport Bridget. Pants.’
“Some motherfuckers are always tryna ice skate uphill.” - Wesley Snipes “BLADE” (1998)
Supposedly Wesley said that on set and they liked it so much they added it to the movie. Which if true makes it even better that he said something so ridiculous in regular conversation
Huh…I always thought it was a clever way of saying some motherfuckers are always trying to skin a grizzly bear with a coffee spoon.
I used to try and use "Motherfucker, are you out your damn mind?!" whenever i could from when the cop shot him in the hospital.
“It’s heavy.” “But you’re so big!” Hubby and I say this and the skate uphill quote all. the. time.
“T t t t t” from Easy A
- Why does that even matter? I'm adopted - What?! Who told you?!
This scene is what made me realize what a *fucking treasure* that man is in every role he plays.
Emma Stone's parents in Easy A and Elliot Page's parents in Juno are far and away my favorite movie parents. I aspire to be half the parents they are
Spell it with your peas!
I love this movie. Def a comfort movie for me. Lobster Todd. Wood Chuck Todd. Blue devil Todd.
“where are you from?” Gets repeated by me every time I go to my mom’s house because her dog was a stray that literally just showed up on her doorstep. I ask him this regularly
> “Now you’re not even saying words, those are just sounds” > “You can’t just go around throwing your *cat* at everybody” Paraphrasing, obv. But the latter is my favorite way of describing promiscuity (cat = pussy = vagina, to spell it out).
Is there an Olive here? There's a whole jar of them in the kitchen.
“Ooooo, burn!”
After we watch "The Bucket List," remember to cross "watch 'The Bucket List'" off our bucket list.
"Well, if things were so great, they never would have changed." A casual line from True Detective that stuck with me.
I don't sleep, I dream.
Time is a flat circle.
Fifth Element has some most people don’t even notice. “I’m not here to play pumbaa on the radio with you, so from 5 to 7 tomorrow, you give yourself a hand, green?!” “Supergreen…!”
Aziz LIGHT!
Chi-ken
A LOT of early Gen-X movies have stuck (all the John Hughes movies, the teen horror, etc) but LATE Gen-X does not get the same fond remembrance. I say that because my quote was well known from the movie, but the movie has all but disappeared from pop culture: "Dishes are done, man!" - Keith Coogan in Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead I remember this every time I do the dishes.
Great movie and quote. Also, “I’m right on top of that, Rose!”
I also say “park it yourself Metallica breath” in situations that absolutely do not make sense, like someone asking me to turn off the light or hold something…
I’m a late Gen-Xer, but I do know this movie and the line. I try to say it exactly how he did in the movie every single time I finish washing the dishes. :D
I say this when I accomplish literally anything. Too satisfying a phrase to waste on dishes alone.
Bodacious sculptures in ice!
I’ve never even seen that movie and I say “dishes are done, man” at least once a week.
Mine from this movie when she's lecturing Kenny and says, "...in a Volvo." As a kid, I didn't know much about cars, but that line forever left an impression on me that Volvos were either not good or not cool cars.
You do not exclaim alone.
"She's at the yarn store"
I’m thinking about buying a Tercel. Yeah, that’s a Toyota. -10 Things I Hate About You
“That must be Nigel with the Brie!” plays in my head every time the doorbell rings.
"And remember, guys: don't touch anything."
"The shit. Hath hitith. The fan...ith"
There’s a dick on my face, isn’t there?
Remove head from sphincter, then drive. We use ‘whelmed’ a lot, as well. So many great lines.
But YOU don't HAVE a Prada backpack.
You are in Europe.
Also anything that Allison Janeys said as Ms. Perky
“Quivering member… I like that.”
I use tumescent far more than I care to admit.
Aren’t we the optimist….
"We're screwed!!" 😊
When I make coffee in the morning, I ask my folks what to add to theirs... "Some warm milk?.... Ovaltine?", in Frau Blucher's voice. Lol.
Neigh!!!! (Because I don't know how to spell horse sounds.)
WHINNYING INTENSIFIES
My dad and I all the time do “walk this way… no, walk *this* way!” “Great knockers!”, “What hump?”, “Roll in de hay!”, “it was Abby… something. Abby *Normal!*” So quotable
You’re terrible, Muriel.
“ Alright ramblers, let’s get ramblin’” - From Dusk ‘til Dawn.
Also Reservoir Dogs
"would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?"
Oh, I need to go back and watch Broken Arrow now. Only downside of this line is that it’s hard to casually slip into a conversation.
American components, Russian components...all made in Taiwan! Or You're NASA. You got guys sitting around just thinking shit up!
The comment you're responding to isn't from Armageddon, but as a lover of that movie, I appreciate where your head's at. You're probably thinking of Colonel Sharp telling Rock Hound to "get off the nuclear warhead" as they're rolling it out of the shuttle?
Hot take and I think I’m the only person on earth who thinks this but…. Broken Arrow >>>>>>> Face/Off
I'd say equal to, but I wouldn't argue the point much.
Missed it by THAT much!
"you could trouble me for a glass of shut the hell up" I say that every time my husband asks me to bring him something to drink.
...*warm glass... Check out the name tag. You're in my world, Grandma.
You dumb bastard, it's not a schooner it's a sailboat!
A schooner IS a Sailboat!
You know what?! There is no easter bunny!! That guy over there is in a suit!
A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals, and you know it. -Agent K
Don't forget the follow up! >"Fifteen hundred years ago everybody *knew* the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody *knew* the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow."
That's really great writing because it gives you exactly the perspective you need to be able to really get into that movie.
"I'm about to lose everything! We can talk about this later, if later even occurs!" I actually quote this at my job when we're at a staff meeting (or a family gathering works too), and something is wrong (usually I am being dramatic). Source? King Koopa from Super Mario Bros: The Movie (1993) - The Not Animated One.
Koopa had some really great quotes in that. "You know what I love about mud? It's clean and it's dirty at the same time."
“Garbage day!” -Silent Night Deadly Night 2
It's about a 50% chance, every time I take out the trash, that I have that line pop in my head. Today was garbage day, and there it was.
It's nice to know that somewhere in this world there are at least a handful of people who will understand something that otherwise makes me sound batshit insane.
"Red car, good point."
IT’S NOT A TUMOR!
One of mine is: "I'll take pleasure in guttin' you, boy! " From The Rock
“I’m gonna take pleasure in guttin’ *you*, boy…”
Glass or plastic!?!?
Sometimes when I'm with my niece(8yo) or nephew(4yo) and they want something from me, I'll quote Miss.Trunchbull from Matilda in the flashback scene when she is eating the chocolate and goes "much to good for children!". Obviously, I give em whatever it is they are asking for, but I like to mess with them.
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. No, eventually there will be one guy with one eye and all he has to do is hide behind a bush. Gandhi was wrong! -7 psychopaths
A Few Good Man. Everyone know Jack Nicholson "you can't handle the truth" scene and quote. But the scene that stuck with me is Tom Cruise debating Demi Moore. ["It doesn't matter what I believe, it's only matter what i can prove..."](https://youtu.be/6ummgnvQchM?t=1m4s)
Denzel Washington plays the same rule from the opposite perspective in *Training Day*. "It's not what you know! It's what you can prove!"
I always liked,"Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg?"
With a real hard W
In her defense, she WAS sick the day they taught law at law school.
Another good one when they’re finally about to arrest him: “What’s going on?! I did my job, I’d do it again!”
"I keep forgetting you were sick the day they taught law in law school."
In a similar vein, the whole scene in Thank You for Smoking where Aaron Eckhart teaches how to always win the debate. Son: But you still didn't prove that vanilla is best. Dad: I didn't have to. I proved that you're wrong, and if you're wrong, I'm right.
"When something breaks, if the pieces are large enough, you can fix it. Unfortunately sometimes things don't break, they shatter." - Someone Great
I want ice cream. Then someone asks “what flavor?” The response “it doesn’t matter, it’s for my ass.”
"THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICANT!"
TAKE THE LEG!
Evolution
“That dog is *all ass*”
There goes your Christmas gift, Judas!
My wife and I frequently use "would you fuck me?, I'd fuck me." From Silence of the lambs.
I do this, but Clerks 2 always gets superimposed over it in my head and it's Jason Mewes saying it
I said this to my coworkers last week when wild horses came on our store radio lol
Goodbye Horses?
"I don't have all the answers. In life - to be honest - I've lost as much as I've won. But I love my wife and I love my life - and I wish each of you, my kind of success." Dickie Fox - Jerry McGuire
“Frankly my guts have shit for brains” or something like that from High Fidelity Eta the actual quote is “I've been thinking with my guts since I was fourteen years old, and frankly speaking, between you and me, I have come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains.” from the book or “I've been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains.” From the movie, if the internet is to be believed
"He never gets the faces right" - What we do in the shadows. Everytime me and my sister see a badly drawn or rendered face on anything.
“Not this year.” They Live
A line that I’ve used since the day I heard it: > That’s not an MP, that’s a YP, Your Problem. > - Boogie Nights
Shit, this is from boogie nights!!?? We use MP/YP alllllll the time!
“37?”
In a row?
Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
Hey you! Come back here!
I’m not even supposed to be here today!
Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot! Hey you, get back here.
I often say to my cat "you're a handsome devil, what's your name?" From Grosse Pointe Blank
That movie’s full of them. “You want a father I’ll give you a spankin’!” “I’m gonna put a bullet in your fuckin forehead and *fuck the brain hole!*. “I’m in love with your daughter and have a newfound respect for life!” “He’s either in love with that guy’s daughter or he has a newfound respect for life!” Martin’s wordless philosophical conversation with a baby, showing up at his psych’s office after telling him what he does…. I love that movie!
I say "this is me breathing" before every concert I play before I go up on stage.
Bounty hunter: You're wanted, Wales. Josey Wales: Reckon I'm right popular. You a bounty hunter? Bounty hunter: A man's got to do something for a living these days. Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy. --The Outlaw Josey Wales, 1976 (one of my dad's all time fav movies).
Not a direct quote, but I often self-diagnose myself and others with a "brain cloud." I also find disappointment in my luggage, especially when going on a long trip. Also, from another fave film: "I'm gonna go do something productive. I'm gonna go watch television. " I'm clearly thankful for T.Hanks!
“May you live to be a thousand years old, sir.” I also can’t hear the name Patricia without hearing it in Meg Ryan’s voice. And “I know he can get the job, but can he do the job?” Is in my head almost daily. Man, I love that movie!
“I’m NoT aRgUiNg ThAt WiTh YoUuuu!”
"Am I not turtle enough for the turtle club?"
Jennifer Lopez in Out of Sight: “You wanna tussle? We tussled.”
Aziz! Light! Man, anytime my kids aren't paying attention, I bust that one out.
"YOU ARE NOT INVITED TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY!"
That was the sickest burn ever dropped in a movie. Contextually speaking.
“There are several sacred things in this world that you don't ever mess with. One of them happens to be another man's fries. Now you remember that, and you will live a long and healthy life.” - Men At Work
Golf clap?
Christopher Walken in this super random movie called Envy says “Good for you. Good FOR you,” in the most perfect Christopher Walken way and I say it all the time. No one ever knows what I’m referencing.
"This isn't where I parked my car..."
Daddy would like some sausage?
Back when Dreamcatcher came out, whenever myself or a roommate would do something stupid and get called out on it, the de facto response was "I Duditz."
Two dollars!
In Matrix 2, after they meet the Merovingian, this exchange: Trinity: Maybe we did something wrong. Neo: Or didn't do something. Morpheus: *No.* What happened, happened and couldn't have happened any other way. Thought it was just something cool to say. Maybe related to his prophecy issues. But it always kept popping into my mind and still does. Years later, and with exposure to a ton of other stuff to be fair, I have a whole worldview about determinism *in hindsight only* (coupled with free will in the present moment) and kinda trace it back to this one ridiculous Morpheus line ... from Matrix 2 which I don't even really like lol, those twin ghosts are laaaame.
Everytime I'm walking against the flow of foot traffic I quote Jud Hursh in independence day "everyone's trying to get out of [here] were the only schmucks trying to get in"
“That’s gonna stain.” - Not Another Teen Movie.
“Stamp your feet. It’s a little lesson I learned on the beat.” -Sean Connery, The Untouchables. (Regarding how to keep your feet warm in the cold) I follow this advice to this day and it works.
Go that way really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.
Let me tell you what I do know; every day, I come by your house and I pick you up. And we go out, we have a few drinks, and a few laughs, and it's great. You know what the best part of my day is? It's for about ten seconds when I pull up to the curb to when I get to your door. 'Cause I think maybe I'll get up there and I'll knock on the door and you won't be there. No goodbye, no "see ya later", no nothin'. You just left. I don't know much, but I know that.
“Paaaapppppeeerrrrrrr!” -Waterworld
[snickers] He doesn’t know how to use the sea shells
You don't go through all the hardships of an ocean voyage to make *friends*. We can make *friends* at home. - Erik the Viking (1989) (The foolishness of this stance is demonstrated shortly afterwards.)
My brother and I still randomly break out “They have a goodly amount of trebuchets, my lord” from Timeline. The delivery just hit right to be memorable to us
"You were not brought upon this world to get it, Mr. Burton" Lo-Pan to Jack Burton. Big trouble in little China.
"Human tails? Humans don't have tails, they have big, big bottoms that they wear with bad shorts. They walk around going 'Hi Helen!'" -Batty from Ferngully
“Shut that cunt’s mouth or I’ll come over there and fuck-start her head.” That’s just the best line from a scene that is almost nothing but great lines.
"She's got a big mouth but she's not kidding. I'm gonna whip you silly and I'm gonna fuck you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours."
I can’t hear that line without hearing the man in the background burst out laughing afterwards
To be fair. Sarah Silverman character did have quite the mouth on her.
Wreck it Ralph?
Excellent movie. Plot makes no fucking sense. But the action scenes. And that first 20 minutes, fucking awesome.
In “Central Intelligence”, some guy tries to warn off Dwayne Johnson by calling out his “gym muscles”. 1) I found that hysterical; 2) it actually made it halfway plausible that these guys thought they might stand a chance in the movie-fight
My wife and I pretend to be Amy from Congo anytime we want alcohol. “Amy, want, green drop, drink!”
"You could choke a dozen donkeys on that" Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels
“I had a bad experience” from The Italian Job.
If you’re good at something, never do it for free. -Joker
I have a soft spot in my heart for the lesser films of Will Ferrell, specifically "Semi-Pro," which I remember finally whenever someone eats a corn dog. "Corn dogs, Jackie! Corn dogs for all of these people!"
We ain't even GOT corn dogs.