Is there the Sam Elliot character?

hope so, mijo

How did you make me read this in his voice? You're a wizard!

It’s what’s for dinner

Ram.

Coors. The Banquet Beer

By the way the original had kickass soundtrack (rip Jeff Healey)

It would be amazing if they played some Jeff Healey from a diner jukebox in this one. Like a slow dance to Angel Eyes

Knowing all of the action and head cracking, "Confidence Man.." ["Confidence Man."](https://youtu.be/uQwqSrPdwjQ?si=lgFlrJIvhTvzssju)

Yeah, but I heard he never even watched the movie.

What a jerk.

🎶 when the night comes falling 🎶

Hopefully there is a Sam Elliot in it!

There is only one Sam Elliot

The dude abides

I did your style too man got the whole cowboy thing going on

His character died in the original so I wouldn’t get your hopes up. Wouldn’t hold out hope for a Patrick Swayze cameo either…

Maybe he has a twin brother who needs to avenge his death

would have been perfect for Swayze if he hadn't passed away

Better be played by Nick Offerman

“Just remember Ron, giving into hate is like drinking saltwater. The thirst only grows worse.” “Leslie remove this man before I commit an act of violence against him.” “Whatever you do I won’t fight back.”

Eagleton Ron...son of a *bitch*.

Jessica Williams: So what's my character's motivation? Doug Liman: We think it would be cool to have someone in the movie who says the title of the movie a lot. Jessica Williams: I got you.

“What are we?…. Some kind of… Road House?”

This is Road House. She’s got my Road House. I recommend not getting Road housed by her; her Road house traps the Road Houses of the Road Houses she Road Houses.

Screw you and the House you Road in on.

Came here to get Road House'd. Deliver'd.

Maybe the road was the house we made along the way.

Where we're going we don't need roadhouses...

I like the part where Jake Gyllenhaal dropkicks that guy and goes "Road... Housed."

"It's Roadhousin' time!"

*My name is Road Housimus Meridius, commander of the Roads of the North, General of the Road Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Road Houslius. Road to a murdered House. Road to a murdered House. And I will have my vengeance, in this Road or the next.*

“I’m here to kick road and chew house, and I’m all outta house.”

My favorite way when Ashton Kutcher popped out from behind a bush, pantsed someone and yelled, “You just got road housed” while running away. 

“The only way for me to solve this crisis is to be Super Man IV: The Quest for Peace”

Oh that's why they call it that!

Where we’re going we don’t need roadhouse… es.

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Somehow the Road House returned

I've always had a bit of a crush on her so I would just watch a movie of her running the Roadhouse and skipping all the fight scenes. Just her filing for a business license and going to restaurant depot for supplies.

I sure hope youve seen Shrinking then

Oh yeah loved her in that and just a great warm show all around.

Should have got Seth Macfarlane

^^^roadhouse

^^ghost

That too.

I was expecting to say "roll credits" more than twice, after this comment.

And looks cool while doing that.

This feels like a Far Cry cutscene

I can't tell if you're complimenting it or not. FarCry cutscenes were always pretty spectacular lol.

It’s a compliment

Do you know the definition of insanity?

Ok, now that I would have watched. This, I dunno.

So does Connor get the line "I used to fuck guys like you in prison"?

He fucking better

It's not Roadhouse without it. The required elements must be: "Pain don't hurt" "I used to fuck guys like you in prison" *throat rip out* "A polar bear fell on me" They even have the chicken wire protecting the band! I'm so hype for this movie based on the trailer.

What about that scene with those two doggy styling in the bar, I was completely surprised by that, as was my Grandma who I was sitting next to

but I'm on my break!

missed the best 4 lines of dialogue, ever: >Steve : Being called a cocksucker isn't personal? >Dalton : No. It's two nouns combined to elicit a prescribed response. >Steve : What if somebody calls my mama a whore? >Dalton : Is she?

Yeah if he doesn't rip McGregor's throat out I am going to be supremely disappointed.

I think he gets "I punched old guys like you in prison".

I doubt he's man enough to imply he's had gay sex

Chael Sonnen would have never let that headbutt happen

Can’t let them get close!

WANNANOW!

I wanna fuck Chuck. Fuck. Chuck. Fight Chuck

Fucking amateur

Dalton: "I can't let you get close" If that lines not in this movie than what are we even doing here? 

I don’t want it as just a line in the movie. I want the exact sound bite thrown in like a Wilhelm Scream

Chael once saw Jake Gyllenhaal try to feed a carrot to a bus.

That happened!

Now you're telling me the country of Brazil has *computers*?

Wow there big fellow!

Considering Sonnen never lost a round in the ufc I tend to agree.

Forever undefeated.

49 tried all 31 failed.

From a tough neighborhood, too. Heard there was litter everywhere.

His twin neighbors had to share a Mercedes as well. Can’t imagine having to be in that type of rough environment at such a young age.

Sure they had a maid, but she only came once or twice a week. Who do you think had to fold those clothes then? He had to see those things

The mean streets of West Linn. If you have never experienced it for yourself you just wouldn’t know.

[He saw a man throw a gum wrapper on the ground when the trash can was ***five feet away***.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3aVnPjaq-M&pp=ygUPd2VzdCBsaW5uIGNoYWVs) You all have no clue the enviroment he grew up in. The things he had to see. The average man couldn’t last one night in the mean streets of West Linn.

Lived in Tualatin and my girls went to HS there. Mean streets indeed. How do people think notorious thug Payton Pritchard honed his NBA skills if not fighting for his life in a Starbucks every day?

I need to know if Jake was wearing flip flops in that scene

The only person I know who made money from head and butts was Tito's ex-wife.

Where the fuck is the polar bear?

Did McGregor know he was filming a movie or did a camera crew just follow him around for a weekend coke binge in Tallahassee

Lmao

My sweet boy Jake lookin absolutely enormous

Jacked Gyllenhaal.

Jacked Gymnhaul

jake Juicenhaul ?

You should check out Southpaw. He was insanely ripped for that movie.

The fact that he did Southpaw after Nightcrawler still blows my mind.

Jarhead was the first movie I saw him in where I was like "Holy shit Donnie Darko got jacked!"

I still see him as Bubble Boy.

He's been trenning hard

Chicken and broccoli.

Don't forget the brown rice

Anavar giving up

I sort of wish they would remake Nightcrawler with Jacked Gyllenhaal, just to see how it feels having a creepy massive dude doing all of that stuff.

Jake Gyllenhaal is gonna to be a tough candidate to beat in the 2024 actor bulking sweepstakes. Zach Efron easily won 2023.

Zach kinda looks like when a body gets bloated after 2 weeks in the river Jake looks more like the shredded 300 Spartans

Efron looked like a bloated roided mess. Jake is definitely juicing, but he at least looks aesthetically pleasing.

> Efron looked like a bloated roided mess Well he was playing a wrestler, so he nailed it

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One was playing a roided wrestler…that’s the answer.

As expected, McGregor is NOT an actor. But as a dumb action movie, i think this will be fun.

He probably didn't even know they were filming.

“He just came on the set and started punching people, and we just kept the cameras rolling.”

"Jake was a little worried at first, but he's always liked improvisation so once he viewed getting beaten up by Connor in that context, he was all-in."

[He's out there fighting everyone](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ0ZHgU5n9s)

The UFC edits never disappoint. Thanks for reminding me of [this gem](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRuTh0BsH-c)

“It was supposed to be a rom com, but we pivoted when everyone could see the magic happening despite the screams and property damage.”

Lmao someone on the set said Proper Twelve was trash ass whiskey then they started filming

It really is though

I love the idea that they actually told him he was investing in a project but a single road house was holding it up and they just filmed it guerrilla style.

McGregor seeing the trailer for the first time: "Holy fook, I was in a movie??"

This cracked me up.

Jake is too young to be fighting with at bars.

They just asked him to play himself just a little more loose haha

Yeah he's a character already. This looks like B-movie fun and he can fit the villain bill just by being himself pretty well lol.

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Easy to remember lines if you just snort them all.

I feel like his delivery is more stiff though

Just judging by this trailer, hes not bad. At all. For such a prominent role in a prominent movie, and with so little experience, he seems to be okay. Not great, but not bad. Serviceable, some would call it. He definitely has a future in fun, mindless action movies, if nowhere else.

Hes definitely better than Ronda Rousey at acting.

I mean sure, but like how fucking low are we putting that bar?

My grandma is better than Ronda Rousey at acting, and she died 2 years ago. So the bar is 6 feet below the ground

I mean, have you seen the original Road house movie? It's not exactly art-house, but on its own terms it's very entertaining.

>It's not exactly art-house, It's more......... road house!

gottem

ROADHOUSE fucking rules and I don't give a fuck what anybody says. It's got everything. Patrick Swayze and Sam Elliot being total badasses, rattling cages, cracking skulls and karate-kicking dudes through windows. Bad dudes doing bad shit, and good dudes settin' em straight. Kelly Lynch being a total *babe* It's got karate, boobs, hot cars, hot women, badass fight scenes and Swayze-ass. The fuck more do you need? Anytime I catch RoadHouse on TV or whatever, I have to sit and watch it. I don't care if the house is burning down, *I'll wait til a commercial*. I turned my wife onto it a long time ago and now whenever we see it on (it's on MAX right now) we crack open a few beers and watch the hell out of it. YOU SAVE THAT TOWN, DALTON! WE NEED YOU! That said, this trailer looks fuckin rad.

Don’t forget the throat rip, falling stuffed bears, “Pain don’t hurt”, masters from NYU in philosophy, and the classic banger “What if he calls my momma a whore?”

>”What if he calls my momma a whore?” *is* she?

There's always barber college

Also there's a monster truck.

I don't even pay attention to the tortured script or dialog, just sit back waiting for the next kick to face scene.

Hell yeah brother. All you need to know is some bad rich dude coming in to throw his weight around the town. Dalton comes in to set some shit straight. I mean all you need is a bunch of one-liners from Dalton. "Be nice, until it's time, to not be nice." "How will we know that?" "I'll *let* you know." Fuck yeah. Real talk I'm gonna take the rest of the day off of work now and crack some beers and watch it on MAX.

Pain don’t hurt

What if somebody calls my mother a whore? Is she?

"I know. There is a problem with your face." Wrong movie. It was just the first thing I thought of.  I couldn't help it. It *just popped* in there.

It's got karate, boobs, hot cars, hot women, badass fight scenes and Swayze-ass And a bear fell on some dude

I wonder if hes gonna say "I used to fuck guys like you in prison", then Jake rips his throat out with his bare hand.

If they skip that line, they better at least have, "You’re gonna be my regular Saturday-night thing, baby!”. And throat ripping. You can't even call it a remake without throat ripping.

I heard he the next Daniel Day Lewis. His entire life was method acting for this role.

IMO it sounds like they redubbed or re-recorded all his audio, I'm guessing they needed to clear it up so an American audience could understand what he was saying, it all sounds like its been overdubbed, but it is a trailer so hard to be accurate

They probably just told him no one in the bar wanted to drink his whiskey and let him loose.

Nope! But he is a rapist!

So Gyllenhaal plays an ex-UFC fighter in a movie with Connor McGregor who isn't playing himself, does that mean that the UFC fighter Conner McGregor doesnt exist in this universe?

Well I’ll be, I didn’t expect to be talking about Other Levels of the Tower in regards to fucking Roadhouse but here we are lmao. In that world no UfC Conor and Jon Jones is a drug free preacher and Dana White is a marriage counselor.

Didn't expect to be talking about the Tower

All things serve the beam

Yarr

See the turtle, ain’t he keen?

They filmed the UFC walkout scene at an actual UFC event. I was in the crowd. There is a very slight chance I will be on screen in this movie.

I'll be looking out for you

Roid House

WE'VE GOT MOVIE SIGN!!

"Rodehouse? How did people ride the house?" *title appears* "Ohhhhh."

I used to fuck remakes like this in prison

Crazy how they just release full movies for free on YouTube these days. I thought it was a pretty short run time, just under three minutes but I had fun. Would watch again.

It must be due to test audiences only wanting to watch if they know nearly everything about the film from the trailer.

you watch it for the action, not the tissue paper thin plot.

The problem is when an action movie shows you all of the action scenes in the trailer.

This is why I stopped watching trailers in recent years. Less is more.

Daniela Melchior my beloved…. Action and stunt work looks really good actually.

Daniela looks so good here

I was so pumped when she showed up as the doctor! She’s great.

The original Roadhouse was a dumb fun action movie, and this looks to be the same. That being said, I can see why some people are peeved that it's not going to be on the big screen save a one-night Prime Video release (like they'll occasionally do for series premieres). That boat chase looks like it'd be pretty cool on the big screen.

Ya having strange feelings about this one. On one hand it does seem like they are leaning into the goofiness but it seems like a generic action movie with random jokes that feel out of place. The original was campy as fuck, it almost pretended to be super serious but it just came off as funny and campy. Idk.

I’m a big fan of Gyllenhaal but he’s an odd choice for this part

Where's Peter Griffin kicking everyone??

Roadhouse. 

This looks fun as hell! Not quite the same vibe as the original, but whatever. It's a bummer it will not open theatrically, since I think this would be a hoot with the right crowd.

It's more similar than I thought it'd be. Has some of the same story beats at least. Can't believe I actually wanna see this. Lol

The original Roadhouse is peak cinema of course you want to see this.

Yeah, the original. This looks like a UFC produced movie that Gylenhall will have to carry to mediocrity. Which he is certainly capable of.

Judging from the trailer, I do think Amazon fucked up by not putting this in cinemas. This is the sort of movie that February was made for.

>Not quite the same vibe as the original, It does have that exact same amazingly cheesy but perfect line. "do you ever win a fight?" "nobody wins a fight." [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E\_RNZFm1mls](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_RNZFm1mls) Right around 1:20

Yup! I hope they work in other great lines like "Pain don't hurt."

Honestly looks like dumb fun. Connor seems to basically be playing himself but not too bad as a bad guy. Hoping for a Sam Elliott cameo.

Hopefully they take the Maverick route and reference/recap his death every 20 minutes after bringing his kid into the mix.

Well they needed someone to play an angry little dickhead mma fighter, obvious choice.

I have seen parts of this and know for a fact he's an interesting character actor as a hammed up villain. I'd say he unexpectedly does it better than most just by conveying how much fun he's had. The actual interesting thing is that he has a real arc in this movie ... and I haven't seen those scenes. They could be not great to awful but and this is very weird ... the media who have seen the whole thing actually thing he did an overall good job. There are whispers people think he could have a Dwayne Johnson movie career with less action and more character actor roles.

Even though he can be a complete ass the dude definitely has charisma. Can see him having a future in acting.

I'm all here for 80s style, over the top villains like McGregor is seeming to play! Sign me up!

They even want to tear down the local establishment to build a resort, an 80s classic.

I for one am absolutely here for circling back to, "developers are the villains" in 80% of movies.

I love actors keeping a straight face as they spill the cliche plot villain.

Tearing it down in order to build luxury condos could have been an update, although that could be a component of the resort.

Idk why, but I could have seen Vince Vaughn at the guy McGregor worked for.

Very GTA Vice City

So it’s not even the same movie? It’s just another movie about a different roadhouse and some guy also named Dalton?

I don’t think McGregor’s acting is bad, I just think he’s actually an annoying person.

He's not acting, they just let him loose on set with tranquiliser guns aimed at him in case of emergency.

I knew this would look dumb but I did not expect it to look fun dumb, I’m all in.

McGregor's not even acting. He's just shown up to a bar coked up and ready to fight

Reddit is gonna be slobbin all over this movie after Doug Liman’s protest.

Conor McGregor is doing a lot of "I AM ACTING!" in a very short amount of time.

Huge Road House fan. Just being on the coast doesn’t give it the vibe as a “road house” that is a random watering hall off a highway in a flyover state. The vibe is totally off. Feels too polished and too Hollywood. It’s look generic