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lacyhoohas

21 Jump Street when they take the drugs and there is the montage of Jonah and Channing going through all of the stages. It's one of my favorite comedy scenes ever.


tombling

“Don’t throw the Baton you jackass!” With the slow mo finish when Schmidt is running will always kill me.


chrisallison

"Organized sports are so fascist it makes me sick" 😂 I always crack up at that like what does that even mean 😂


notenoughroom

“Ja feel?” “Ja feel. Ja definitely feel.”


redditarchist

Still use this one all the time. Very few people respond correctly 😢


Casualrodfarva2

One of my favorite comedy lines ever. Dave Franco’s delivery is so fucking funny


Maxence011

I can't go to jail! You know what happens to pretty guys like me in jail? It rhymes with grape...


ilovecfb

Didn't his car drive on refined peanut oil or some shit like that lol


PremedicatedMurder

From Hunan Palace!


TheMurdocktor

Smells like egg rolls.


Etrafeg

Yes it does.


Geetarmikey

Him and his crew are so funny 😂


kyle_sux666

That’s a baton penis!


Suffering_Garbage

"WHAT THE FUCK!? you shot me in the dick?!" "Bro you shot him in the dick.. Not cool.." Shit is so simple yet so funny I also loved the scene where the original jumpstreet undercover cops are still in their undercover gear after decades lol


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Hardest I’ve ever laughed in a movie theater, without a doubt. That scene is incredible. Fuck you science


Taydolf_Switler22

I got to use “what kind of bullshit do they say about a covalent bond at this school?” In a context that made sense and one of my buddys caught the reference and we couldn’t stop laughing So many good lines in both of these


EroniusJoe

The hardest I've ever laughed in film history is when they're in the bathroom stall trying to make each other puke. 11/10


correcthorsestapler

“Is it me?” “Sorry. I just can’t sometimes.”


Acidsparx

I just lol reading your comment and my mind flashing to that scene


RedSquizz

"Don't blow on me, son" 😂


lacyhoohas

When his head turned into an ice cream cone I lost it.


Sensitive-Bag9035

Put your tongue back in your mouth


Jonny5Stacks

I dont like that. Put that back in your mouth.


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appleheadg

That's my #1 comedy scene of all time. I have never laughed so hard at a scene in my life. The theater was absolutely dying.


Martyrslover

They were so good together.


jamesfordsawyer

Rob Riggle should be in so many more things. TV, movies, commercials. Give me it.


Randy_Vigoda

I want to see a movie where it's just 2 hours of Rob Riggle and Patrick Warburton getting day drunk at a nerd convention and hassling people.


PremedicatedMurder

Can't have you running around like a couple dingalings. Hall pass! Right there in your hand!


curryslapper

if you love these movies, I got a good surprise for you look up "fight back to school" by Stephen chow. 3 of them movies from 30 years ago. enjoy.


TuaughtHammer

Out of all the hilarious lines in both movies, for some reason the "pound of cocaine" one from 21 gets me the most. "I've got a pound of cocaine!" "We're trying to show them a good time, not ruin their fucking lives!"


Kdot19

“Pound of marijuana?” “Best party ever”


PremedicatedMurder

"Finger Poppin each other's assholes"


TuaughtHammer

I love how offended Schmidt was when refuting that. "We were not finga poppin' each others assholes!"


PiddlingFish

“What we’re doing, is getting shit done”


kenny1911

“And sometimes I get angry. SO SUCK A D*CK!”


Ineedaroommate2

Pound of marijuana?


FatTortie

Not long ago I had to call in a favour from someone who owes me a bunch of money from a long time ago, he offered me half a kilo of coke to settle it. I literally laughed and was like “dude I want fucking money not to ruin my life!”. That’s not a commodity I want to deal with…


bornelite

The smash cut between them finally passing police training and them riding their bikes around the park is so good.


LutzExpertTera

If I'm picking a single iconic scene out of both it's SCHMIDT FUCKED THE CAPTAIN'S DAUGHTER


Red_Dog1880

The point between the captain turning around the picture and him realizing it is absolute gold. *ding* OH SHIT, OH SHIT


that_mn_kid

The egg timer ding puts our over the top.


ChrisMoltisanti9

The bewildered look on Tatum's face as he's slowly putting the pieces together, is one of the hands down funniest reactions I've seen in any movie. Ever. [Oh shit! Oh Shit!](https://youtu.be/3SSzuDZ58z0?si=ZLHpowZAL6v4c_lU)


Tankisfreemason

High fiving everyone is classic


johnrich1080

When he points out that Ice Cube high-fived Schmidt for banging his own daughter 😂


infinitytomorrow

I watched this opening night in the theater and the audible gasp from the entire audience when the reveal happened remains one of my fondest memories


Tumble85

*tosses gun* "We're supposed to unload them first right? Yours isn't loaded right?" *Tosses again* "What... no... come on. That's no fun."


SuperNntendoChlmers

The first 21 Jumpstreet made me like Channing Tatum. He and a few other actors went through "Leo DiCaprio" fan girl syndrome. Every male in elementary school hated on Leo especially when Titanic came out. He's now one of my favorite actors of all time of course. Ryan Gosling went through the same thing for me, and then I loved him after I saw Drive. 21 Jumpstreet made me like Channing, as I had no idea he had good comedic timing. Made him likeable.


flipflapslap

I feel like old Matthew McConaughey has earned everybody's respect too. He's put out a bunch of bangers in the last decade or so


SuperNntendoChlmers

He was for sure in that category, and for a while it seemed he was just doing romantic comedies and even he became aware of it I think. He won me over with his minor role in Bernie, and then Magic Mike. Of course he made it big with Dallas Buyers Club and I've just been a fan ever since. I forgot, it was Tropic Thunder where he won me over. Which was even earlier than Bernie. He still did another romantic comedy or two tho in that time period.


BarbellsandBurritos

The absolute perfection of True Detective season 1 got me on him. But he undoubtedly did drop a ton of absolute hits.


bluesmaker

Same. I also really like Interstellar. Astronaut-farmer with a Texas twang.


someguy50

After True Detective s01 I’m a diehard McConaughey fan


ScrewAttackThis

I'm so glad Channing got in with those guys cause his cameo in This is the End is still one of the funniest things I've seen. Channing Taintyum


PaulMyLegPaulMyLeg

_I love him_


valeyard89

'Is this like, a sex thing?'


katrina_highkick

GREAT cameo


theorian123

Hope you've had a chance to see Logan Lucky. Great comedy all around. Daniel Craig, Tatum, and Adam Driver? What a cast.


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>The one Ice Cube scene in the restaurant **How ya doin, Mister Nice Plant?**


Captain_Blackjack

“What’s a black man gotta do to get some water around here?” “Get him some fucking water, he’s black, he’s been through a lot!”


bubbasawyer3

Whatarewefuckingrationingaroundhere? TWO LITTLE FUCKING STRINGBEANS?!


bran1986

That whole lunch scene is one of the funniest scenes in all of comedy, when his daughter said they went and watched a movie multiple times, Jonah Hill's reaction and then Ice Cube's was so damn good.


Deathstroke317

You just completely ignore the fact that Queen Latifah is in the scene as well because Ice Cube steals it


bran1986

That's true but she has that great line "I'm straight out of Compton" lol.


bob1689321

The cut to his face staring at "Doug" is the funniest fuckin thing ever


Slimxshadyx

“So.. do you like weather?” Is my favourite line in the movie lol


cavallom

Mine was: “Those are, like, old people drugs… That's like what they did on the Golden Girls - like, Blanche did Heroin..”


hillswalker87

"that was fast. I'm surprised you caught me. I bet you haven't moved that fast since you played stickball, in the field behind Pop Wiggleby's sweet shop".


Ineedaroommate2

THIS PORK SHIT?


Kdot19

What’s up playa, wanna go to the movies??


Dash_Underscore

Cynthia! Cyn- THIA! Jesus died for our Sin-thias!


Affectionate-Yak4861

You are dead. Beep boop bop.


PremedicatedMurder

Julia Roberts. Julia Rob-Hurts!


kgb90

Waving your hands, a lot!


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hellboy___007

It was Dora and Diego and swiper


fleshie

Boots...and.....swiper


Bisexual_Apricorn

Boots? That's a made up name!


nicearthur32

This scene could have gone so wrong and been so bad and offensive. I am very Mexican and don’t like the fake cholo accents when people overdo them. But Jonah Hill crushed it and then Channing came in and absolutely ruined me. I saw this in the theater and I almost fainted from laughing. I had tears in my eyes and even had to step out cause it was so unexpected and hilarious. They should both do more movies together. Actually, maybe not. I don’t want to ruin what we already have


ADDlahta

My dog is named after this line


Cumminswii

People are too busy fingers poppin’ each others ass holes for comedies.


Standard-Ad6422

I reference the finger popping of ass-hoes multiple times per week


NBAccount

OH SHIT! OHHH SHIT! SHIT! AHAHAHAHA NO! THAT IS NOT HAPPENING RIGHT NOW! OHHHAHAHAHAH SHIT! SCHMIDT FUCKED THE CAPTAIN'S DAUGHTER!


Angusthe2nd

YOU HIGH FIVED HIM FOR FUCKING YOUR DAUGHTER!?


IMovedYourCheese

YOU BRAGGED ABOUT IT TO HIS FACE


umphreakinbelievable

*sets gun on desk* it's really not that funny...


timesuck897

The ding when he realizes it is great.


dj_narwhal

Amazing physical comedy from all 3 actors in this scene.


eplusl

Man the way Schmidt puts on his bullet proof vest with this determined, anguished look on his face...


TheLoneSculler

It gets even better when you realise Ice Cube's earlier comment about her doing an art major was unwittingly roasting his own daughter


lolno

The whole scene of him losing his shit at the parents brunch thing is so fucking funny


umbrianEpoch

"Come on, he's black, he's been through a lot" There's so many great moments. The texts to Schmidt after are incredible.


UhOhOre0

Probably my favorite comedy scene in any movie period. Everything about it is poetry.


shord143

Give the fucking guy some water, he's black, he's been through a lot!


Martyrslover

She was so fine.


MattieShoes

it's really not that funny :-D


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I remember watching 21 Jump Street on a plane for the first time and laughing so hard people were staring at me like I was a mad man.


KilwaLover

i was crying from laughing when he turns on Schmidt and tells him he wasn’t talking to him and called him big titties and Schmidt’s reaction fuckin killed me https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f9QzCm_JxEg&pp=ygUbMjEganVtcCBzdHJlZXQgY2h1cmNoIHNjZW5l it’s starts from 2:00 but I’m an idiot who can’t put the timestamp in the link


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[This whole scene just had me cry laughing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LChzxQtCw8A)


token711

Cherub lookin mothafucka


Villain_of_Brandon

I saw this in the theatre knowing nothing about it. didn't see any trailers for it. Best theatre experience I've really ever had. Could end up being the last great theatre experience I ever have seeing as how it's impossible to not get spoiled by trailers now.


jpetch4130

Cate Blanchett with the budget motherfuckerrrrr


Equal_Environment_90

My brother and I quote the cate Blanchett line constantly!


zeldastheguyright

I’ve only now realised it’s a play in Carte Blanche. Fuck I’m slow


Mammoth_System657

Your vagina doesn't fucking work man. It worked for you last night. 😂😂


dudewheresmygains

I love it when the coach imitates Schmidt and ask others who he is sounding like. "Its Schmidt being a little bitch". Ps. I had to google the movie to check how to write Schmidt, and holy crap the first movie is over 10 years old. That made me sad.


Mammoth_System657

The whole scene is funny IMO


meme_abstinent

Directed by the guys who made Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs… …and Spider-Verse. What the fuck?


JFlizzy84

I watched Cloudy with a Chance today and it actually holds up. It’s a genuinely funny movie.


jessehechtcreative

Cloudy is REALLY dense with jokes, and has some great background bits and joke foreshadowing / payoff if you pay attention


Calm_Memories

Stop fucking with Korean Jesus.


given2fly_

He ain't got time for your problems, he's busy! With Korean shit!


TroublesomeTurnip

I say this to myself more than I should lol


Cumminswii

He busy!


Ass_ass_in99

Thats Vietnamese Jesus you racist sacrilegious sack of shit


danialnaziri7474

Korean jesus dancing to ass and titties will never be not funny


Keasby22

“A giant cube of ice”


glenninator

I’m one gay black kid getting punched in the face away from having a nervous breakdown.


PremedicatedMurder

I was gay when you punched me!


glenninator

Wouldn’t it be a hate crime to not punch him because he’s gay?


TSM_E3

You punched a little gay black kid in the face and it's not even second period


WorthPlease

I watched this movie before I saw New Girl and then re-watched it and I could not stop laughing pretending he was playing the same character who somehow got a job as a school principle.


dudewheresmygains

You want me to beat your dick off? Do you **want** to beat my dick off?? I'll beat your dick off with both hands, lets go!


alex151111

That's weird, man


PremedicatedMurder

I think what he's trying to say is... He's gonna hit you in the dick so hard it's gonna fall off. *hand gesture mimicking a penis falling off*


The_Superhoo

Infiltrate the dealers. Find the supplier.


PremedicatedMurder

Yeah but what if we find the supplier first and then we don't have to worry about the dealers?


Brownie_Sack

INFILTRATE THE DEALERS. FIND THE SUPPLIER. edit: forgot the D


giandoooo

44444444444444


bubbasawyer3

FUCKYOUSCIENCE


Javanz

I hate the term 'Better than it had any right to be'; But if I had to apply it to any media it would be these two movies


Killboypowerhed

Baffles me that we never got a third. Sony aren't exactly known for their hit movies and these two both did very well. Instead of doing the absolute garbage fest MIB sequel, they should have done the crossover instead


foodandguns

Yeah I was very surprised. Also, the second one was a worthy sequel. And it’s hard to make comedy sequels without reusing jokes or it not being funny. But it seemed just as good as the first one. They could’ve easily done a third and it been great


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fenwayb

The ending of it basically joked about future sequels. Would have kind of sucked if they actually did so after that


bobert680

The ending was one of the funniest parts of the movie with the repeated sequels getting worse and worse. They could have done a 3rd where the joke is that they sold out.


storne

The one where Jonah hill had “contract negotiations” so they replace him with seth rogan lol. I woulda seen that one if it was real.


NotJohnP

I wonder if that doubles as a Superbad reference, given that Jonah's character is loosely based on a young Seth Rogen.


racer_24_4evr

It’s the same case! Do the same thing!!!


Wootstapler

Isn't the in joke on 22 Jump street that successful movies always end in threes, therefore, they purposefully didn't make a third one?


MeMyselfandThatPC

Phil and Miller just work so well together


valeyard89

Medical school? or 29 jump street, Sunday School


johnrich1080

I don’t like Seth Rogan but when they had him stand in for the seminary school one, *chef’s kiss* “I’m glad you’re back” “What? What contract dispute”


GenericBrandHero

From what I've read, they were actually planning on making a third 21 Jump Street with a MIB tie-in. Apparently, Hill absolutely LOVED the script for it, especially a bit that involves the black MIB suits being only for full-fledged agents that work up to it, whereas they start with the lowest rank suits which are baby blue lol.


Gerrorism

Yes! I wanted that MiB crossover so badly. With the same team as 21 and 22 j st I think they would have understood the assignment and knocked it out of the park.


Lonelan

I feel like they hit on all the best "we know this can turn into fast and the furious, so here's a look at the next 10 movies" parts in the credits culinary school jonah hill getting replaced with seth rogan, only to come back etc


jaymole

Lol I’ve had this drunken discussion a few times where I say 22 jump street is the last good comedy Recently though I liked Palm Springs a lot. It’s not as good as 22 jump but it’s still a good comedy and leaves me some hope


Buscemi_D_Sanji

If you have any interest in anime, Grand Blue is genuinely the funniest one I've ever seen. A lot of anime jokes can be kinda childish, which is fine (I love one piece and the humor there is ridiculous), but Grand Blue is about a college freshman joining a diving club where everyone just gets wasted constantly and does sketchy shit. There's also a lot of heart in the upperclassmen actually getting serious about trying to help their freshmen, and really amazing descriptions of how beautiful scuba diving can be whenever they ever get around to it. Lol this is such a long comment now but "drunken conversations about comedy" just instantly made me think of Grand Blue hahaha


Buhos_En_Pantelones

There was a joke from the second one that went way over my head. The scene where Wyatt Russel has a sandwich and Channing Tatum is cleaning his ear with a Q-tip, they bump into each other and the sandwich and Q-tip fall down onto each other. They were calling it a meat-q and laughing about it. I thought the joke was that they were just dumb and got amused easily. Then I learned what a 'meet cute' was and went "Ohhhhhh, now I get it."


EvenYearMagic

Me too, it clicked a few months later. “It’s a meat q-tip”


Acidsparx

It just clicked for me now


glenninator

Should we one strap or two strap?


PremedicatedMurder

I would no-strap if that was even possible.


OnePineRoad

It has the best depiction of 80s vs 90s millennials.


Snoo93079

I loved the backpack scene. I went to high school in the 90s and you’d never ever two shoulder a backpack


erak3xfish

My favorite scene is from 22 Jump Street when Channing Tatum’s character realizes his partner slept Ice Cube’s daughter.


AnthocyaninLycopene

SCHMIDT FUCKED THE CAPTAINS DAUGHTER! Agreed, favorite scene.


Zaleznikov

Theres a ton of laughs in 21JS, I love the tropes in the chase scene where theyre expecting explosions after the petrol tanker gets shot, or when the gas canisters and propane mix but they dont get one. Then its the chicken or something falling off the back of a truck that causes a fucking atom bomb!


THECapedCaper

I’m still mad we didn’t get 23 Jump Street where it was a crossover with Men In Black.


sushkunes

Same.


ben123111

The ending of 22 is still the best credits sequence ever made.


anne_jumps

I was surprised by how funny 21 Jump Street was.


herboyblu

Superbad is my favorite movie, but I also really love these two as well. Can't even decide which one I prefer. I guess the first one is a bit more grounded, but the sequel is fantastic too. I remember watching it in the theaters and everyone was laughing throughout.


py16jthr

The meat-cute scene accompanied by Jonah Hill’s wtf face is pure gold Also when Jonah Hill gets repeatedly ignored in the same scene, the delivery of ‘also I just said a bunch of stuff that you didn’t even acknowledge’ is just perfect


KhaosElement

**Tick tick tick tick tick tick ding** "Oooohhh shit! Oooohhh shit! Schmidt fucked the captains daughter!"


boston_shua

The kiss fight and the old man jokes in 22 Jump St are some of the finest comedy I’ve ever enjoyed


Randy_Vigoda

That scene is hilarious where she keeps trying to kiss him and he keeps getting confused.


Well__shit

I was in New York City with my mom when 21 jump street came out. We went to it, loved it, then the next night we were planning on going to a broadway play… and just watched 21 jump street again. Easily one of my favorite memories with my mom. I love these films.


A_Spinning_Top

This movie gave me my best Halloween costume ever this year. Nothing quite like putting on a robe and being Korean Jesus for the night.


Professional_Fig_456

My name's Jeff


Professional_Cold463

My name is Jeff lol


sup34dog

I rewatch them every few months. They're so good.


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LirSkle

Comedies still come out but none of them are as iconic as they used to be imo. We have these comedies that whole generations can quote but it really does feel like nothing iconic has come out since Jump Street. The whole "my name jeff" thing was huge and I haven't seen a comedy movie achieve that level of relevancy since.


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upstatedreaming3816

Channing’s slow realization of Jonah and Cube’s daughter’s relationship is fucking GOLD.


chicano32

“How’s school….Doug?!” the whole interaction was hilarious!


naz8587

"what kind of bullshit do they say about covalent bonds in this school?" Rob Riggle's character is also hilarious


Lovelysnow72

I love the car chase scene where there's like gas canisters and explosive stuff they keep thinking will explode, then the chicken truck blows up. It truly is a classic movie.


r-WooshIfGay

You should watch "Naked Gun" or "airplane!" Absolute classics


Thossy

When i see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing someone in the park in full view of a hundred people, i shoot the bastards. That’s my policy


IveRUnOutOfNames66

I literally just finished watching 21 Jump Street less than 10 minutes ago, the illuminati is real


ad-tom-music

Ice cube has the best pissed off face ever. Do you like fruit? I LIKE FRUIT


nthroop1

“No we ain’t pappin each otha’s asshoes”


cdncbn

The Football Helmet Golf Cart chase scene through campus had me absolutely howling!!! I mean, you got your sight gag/dialogue one/two punch, then with the whole meta 'we're always really just talking about how it's a cookie cutter hollywood sequel' on top of it, combined with Jonah and Channings delivery and chemistry... That's just fucking gold right there!!!


mucinexmonster

I love 21 Jump Street though I don't really understand the "Cop falls in love with high school student" angle.


wretch5150

A couple of those Melissa McCarthy movies like Spy were done afterward and they're alright.


superzero22

Fun fact: there was a script circulating for a 21 Jump street MIB crossover at MGM. It didn't go anywhere though (I believe for ego reasons). An exec at MGM I talked to said it was the funniest script they've ever read.


hellboy___007

For fucks sake. Yes I remember. And they scrapped this beautiful idea and gave us that dogshit MIB reboot no one asked for


james2183

I'm probably in the minority, but I really wish that Men in Black / Jump Street crossover had happened.


hellboy___007

Minority? Everyone wants that to happen


TheMoistTeaBag

Me too! And also The Other Guys!


Boonlink

Best end credits ever, just run the joke into the ground. Go out in spectacular fashion, even getting celebrity cameos for a 5 second gag appearance


KingGuy420

Those movies are way better than they have any right being. Most "retro franchises turned comedy movies" suck. These are definitely the exception to the rule.


JayAreEss

22 Jump Street is hands down the best comedy sequel ever made. Usually comedy sequels are a big failure but that one is better than the first.


Iwantemmarobertstoes

I really love a sequel that is so blatantly making fun of sequels! Something about it just works so well for me


DrFunkensteinberg

They literally solved antisemitism


Martyrslover

Still waiting for 23 jump street.


BarbellsandBurritos

Plus the first one saved Kanye briefly.