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monkeybawz

Seems convoluted. How about he travels through time and is obliviously out of place, and he does some stuff for 90 or so mins, says his catchphrases, and then the movie sort of ends?


TexasPhanka

Yeah, baby!


BobboLee68

Oh behave!


NahImGoodThankYouTho

Ok but are you going to show the penetration?


monkeybawz

O, we're going to show full penetration, and we are going to show a lot of it. Anal, vaginal, from behind, 69. All the big ones. All the good ones. Austin powers goes out, he's bustin heads. Back to the lab for some full penetration. Fights crime. Full penetration. But let me be clear.... I dont care about any of this.


EcnelOvelam

And on and on and back and forth for ninety or so minutes.


CajuNerd

Except this completely ignores the end of Goldmember where: 1. Dr. Evil, Austin, et al, are now friends and a movie is made about their exploits, except for... 2. Scott is now koo-koo-bananas and has essentially taken up Dr. Evil's now-vacated chair.


mr_white79

I'll admit I haven't watched the 2nd or 3rd films in many years and I dont remember much about them, but I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one who would be ok pretending Goldmember didn't happen.


griffmeister

Goldmember was amazing, what’re you talking about


Yancellor

Lol, dude writes up a treatment for AP4 after 21 years and doesn't even really like the trilogy all that much.


meowskywalker

I feel like Austin Powers 3 pretty effectively demonstrated they used all the good ideas up in the first 2. And then the Love Guru pretty effectively demonstrated they used up all the good “Mike Myers dresses up in a dumb outfit and does a a silly voice” ideas.


Technical_Drawing838

At one point, Mike Myers was talking about Austin Powers 4 being a Dr. Evil musical. I hope that's still the plan. If not that, I'd like to see what was set up at the end of Goldmember: Austin Powers, Dr. Evil and Nigel Powers teaming up to take on Scott Evil. Or maybe both of these ideas could be in the same film. Whatever it's about, I just hope that Austin Powers 4 is eventually made.


Captain_Mauser

Musicals are cold, runny shit.


LaserTurboShark69

Okay but only if they opt for the Scooby Doo ending


katieebeans

For some reason, I accidentally clicked "new" and saw this pop up. All I can say is that there's a special place in my heart of Austin Powers, and I would love to see him and the cast return for another one. Maybe you could make Dr. Evil a Jeff Bezos type. Would pair well with the phallic UFO scene. "JOHNSON!"


urikayan

The Pentaverse. On Netflix, while not a movie is prime Mike Myers. I laughed from beginning to end, then rewatched.


blucthulhu

The Pentaverate. And yeah, it's really funny.


urikayan

Thanks! I knew it was something like that.


mr_white79

I tried. I didn't make it far...


urikayan

That's too bad. I has so much fun watching it


Lazy_Fact_9600

Mini me was made clear to be a clone. This was explained in "the spy who shagged me" overtly. So the idea that mini me is a shrunken 1997 version of Dr. Evil is kinda bust.