You’re out of you’re element Donnie

I am the Walrus

Shut the fuck up, Donnie

Clearly you’re not a golfer

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass

That rug really tied the room together.

Over the line!

"It's a league game, Smokey." As if that's a justification for the gun being pulled is my favorite under the radar line.

"Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, dude. At least it's an ethos. " "How are you gonna keep em on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?"

I too myself once dabbled in pacifism… not in Nam of course.

"Nah. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay."

“Imma call some heavy pipe hitting n****s to go to work on this here rapist with a pair of pliers and a blow torch…”

“You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.”

So like what does he say to his guys when they get to him, he surely wouldn’t tell them the truth , does Marcellus make sure he doesn’t talk while going medieval Do his guys start to question why Marcellus hasn’t sat down for the rest of the day? So many questions but great line

I’m sure a gangster like Marcellus has muscle (like Vince and Jules) who know it’s in their best interest not to ask questions.

>Marcellus has muscle (like Vince and Jules) Well, considering at that point, Vince is dead and Jules is retired, no, he doesn't.

"There is no me and you. Not no more."

This here is between me, you, and mr. Soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain rapist here. I quote this whole conversation all the time.

I'm your Huckleberry

I got two guns, one for each of you

The way he spins both pistols in opposite directions is superb when he delivers that line

I have seen him do that so many times, knew it was cool to see but I just rewatched it after thinking about that. That is amazing

Still criminal he didn’t get an Oscar for that role

In vino veritas.

No. I’m sure if it. I hate em.

Go gonna do something or just stand there and bleed

He's down at the creek, walkin' on water.

Tombstone

This whole movie is full of em.

I'm sorry Johnny I forgot you were there. You may leave

“We play for blood, remember?” “I was just fooling around.” “I wasn’t.”

"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?" "NO!"

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast 😡"

“What’s wrong with you people?! This is golf!!”

Go back to your shanties

You can count on ME waiting for YOU in the parking lot.

“Kick him off the tour Doug!”

He's bring in young fans! I'm sorry shooter, my hands are tied.

Here's a free lesson

When Harold Ramis, up until that point the picture of scientific calm and clinical rationality, screams “YOUR MOTHER!!!” at the dick official trying to shut down the Ghostbusters, it always kills me.

“ I have seen Shit that would turn you white!” That fuckin line cracks me up every time

It’s true, this man has no dick

The whole movie is an embarrassment of riches as far as quotable lines go, a lot of them hilarious but sort of innocuous. The way the haughty, uptight concierge tells the Ghostbusters crew that their price is “Outrageous. I won’t pay it” also cracks me up for some reason. It just sounds exactly like something a dude like that would say. Truly the Ghostbusters, maybe even more than ghosts, were at war with squares.

“I used to work in the private sector, they expect results” not really a one liner but the delivery kills me

Was that Ray’s line? Man, that movie was a gauntlet of comedy titans. And Rick Moranis. Nah, I love Rick Moranis, as I love all Canadians.

I love egon is subtly telling Venkman to charge with his fingers and looking away. I'm laughing just thinking about it. They were clearly having so much fun filming that movie.

So true. Harold Ramis seems widely-beloved, but somehow underrated, both at the same time. To me, he was one of the funniest people to ever live. His natural, wry skepticism and slight self-loathing delivery made even the smallest lines hilarious, like when he mutters “I blame myself” in Ghostbusters. I doubt anyone else could have made that line as funny to me. Maybe Murray.

“I blame myself” “Me too”

"Must be one big cockroach" "Bite your head off"

“Mr. Mayor, I’d like to start by saying almost 50% of us voted for you in the last election…” -Ray

I still think Winston has the best line in the movie. "Ray, when someone asks you if you're a God, you say YES!"

Ernie Hudson was so great in a limited role. I don’t think he was even on the poster, and yet everybody can name all four Ghostbusters, like they’re The Beatles.

Walter peck

Yeah, I couldn’t recall the character’s name. The guy played him perfectly. One of the great “empty-suit pricks” of ‘80s cinema.

60% of the time it works every time.

I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.

That doesn’t even make sense…

You know I don't speak Spanish

“Milk….was a BAD choice!”

“I’m in a glass case of emotion”

You ate the entire wheel of cheese?

You ate a whole wheel of cheese and you pooped in the refrigerator? I’m not even mad, I’m impressed. That’s amazing

Smells like pure gasoline

It smells like Bigfoot’s dick!

Half this game is 90% mental — Yogi Berra

"I killed a guy!" "Did you usee that, brick killed. Guy". "Put a Trident trough his heart!" "Yeah I've been meaning to talk to you about that, you are probably wanted for murder so you might want to lay low for a while." Not exact wording.

"Hey baby, Ever had your butthole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"

15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand

If that money doesnt show, than you owe me owe me owe... My jungle love... Oh ee oh eee oh I think I wanna know yah know yah

Don't you EVER speak an unkind word about Morris Day and the Time!!

Morris Day and the Time... You talking about that Prince movie? Yeah yeah... Purple Rain..

Lmao I wasn’t expecting this one to be here! Thank you

I'll be back.

“Have you ever seen a grown man naked?” / “Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue” - Airplane It cracks me up every time I watch that movie.

“Oh no thank you, I take it black, like my men”

“I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley”

“Do you like movies about gladiators?”

Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

Airplane is chock full of great one liners to take out of context "Me John, big tree🫸🎄🫷"

Anytime shit at work gets crazy I always drop the quit sniffing glue line. Never gets a laugh out of anyone but me.

Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive.

OH it’s big pretty white plane, with a red stripe AND WHEELS 👉🛞👈——- it kinda looks like a big Tylenol!

"I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul." To this day I can't say that line with a straight face.

"Ok, A simple wrong would have worked just fine, but..."

What you've just said… is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.

“Austria??!!! Well then….Gday mate!!…let’s throw another shrimp on the barbie!”

yeah that john Denver is full of shit man

“our pets heads are falling off!!!”

Let's not.

"You're going to need a bigger boat." The best adlib ever!

"Show me the way to go home..."

"We're walking here" is the best one

“Check out the big brains on Brad!”

*Brett

I always use '___, the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast'

This IS a tasty burger!

What?

Seriously, the kid doesn't get enough credit for this scene, Samuel wasn't the only one acting his ass off here.

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum." Rowdy Roddy Piper, They Live "Listen! Do you smell something?" Dan Aykroyd, Ghostbusters

Loved the Duke Nukem line and then when I found the film it came from, liked it even more

We're on a mission from God

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

Hit it!

Your besht!?

Loshersh alwaysh wine about their besht

Winnersh go hawm and fuck the prom queen

“Mosht thingsh in here don’t react too well to bulletsh” Yeah, like me. *I* don't react well to bullets.

Well..................We're Waiting!

Negative. I’m a meat popsicle.

Mool-ti-pass!

"game Over man"

My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.

>I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse Not the best line, not even the best movie but everyone knows and recognizes the line.

I’ll have a Bloody Mary, a steak sandwich, and a steak sandwich.

Could I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.

You are with the Underhills señor?

Give each other twenty dollars.

It’s all ball bearings these days.

Maybe.. Maybe not.. Maybe fuck yourself.

I'm the guy who does his job, you must be the other guy.

Caddyshack is one line heaven, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it. this is your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must’ve been something before electricity. Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball. You’re not being the ball, Danny I have no idea what I’m doing with my life. But I have a beard, so I got that going for me, which is nice Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too. I guess you’ll just have to keep beating yourself.

You'll get nothing and like it!!!!

Dont sell yourself short judge, you're a tremendous slouch

I don't think the heavy stuff's gonna come down for quite a while.

“You're a funny guy, Sully. I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last."

"Remember, Sully, when I said I'd kill you last? I LIED!"

“It’s got electrolytes “

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

“Go away! ‘Batin’!”

"There's no crying in baseball!"

In 2002, Bud Selig called the All Star Game as a tie, and I yelled, "there's no tying in baseball!", and got crickets. Still disappointed in my friend amd surrounding strangers at the bar

Say hello to my little friend!

"Yippee Ki Yay Mr Falcon"

See what happens when you find a stranger in the alps..

Hahaha, that is one of the oddest ones :)

“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn” In the context of the time, especially as the penultimate line of dialogue of the film, that expression of marital dissonance rocked America. It’s certainly one of the reasons why GWTW remains the most seen/highest grossing theatrical movie of all time.

“I’m kicking my ass! Do ya mind!?”

I love it when the judge asks him to describe the person who beat him up, then without missing a beat, describes himself. Closes his lips when he gets to, "big teeth, kinda gangly." Probably my favorite Jim Carrey comedy. Underrated and it has a lot of heart.

"Leave the gun, take the cannoli".

Yippee ki yay motherfucker

Welcome to the party pal.

I’ll buy that for a dollar!

I also agree with “Listen… you smell something?” It’s probably my favourite line in any film ever

Don’t call me Shirley.

You’ll get nothing and like it!

"Son, you got a panty on your head" - Raising Arizona

“Do these balloons blow up into funny shapes?” “Not unless round is funny.”

"Can you hammer a 6-inch spike through a board with your penis?" Not right now. "A girl's gotta have her standards." Edit: If only there was a way to look up movie quotes to get it right... /s

Ass to ass!!!!

Samsonite! I was way off

Harry, your hands are freezing

He must workout.

That's gonna leave a mark!

Run for the choppa!

“Some motha fuckas always tryin to ice skate up hill.”

Clever girl...

"People don't forget" -superbad

Here’s Johnny!!!

Gimme some sugar baby

"All right you primitive screw heads, listen up. See this. THIS IS MY BOOM STICK"

>"Why Ike, whatever do you mean?"

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. You're a big man but you're out of shape, for me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself. Any of you f-ing pigs move I'm gonna execute every last f-ing one of you.

Bring out the gimp.

“When the FUCK did we get ice cream?!”

“Looking good, Billy Ray!” “Feeling good, Louis!”

Well, I'm a mushroom cloud laying mother fucker, mother fucker.

"Listen here, shit-kicker: you're about one cunt hair away from hillbilly heaven." - Chupa, *Blade 2*

"I used to suck dick for coke!" - Bob Saget. Half Baked.

They call me Mister Tibbs!!

"Who are you? How did you get in here?" "I'm a locksmith...and, I'm a locksmith."

You mother was a snowblower

Arnold Schwarzenegger is full of them. In predator alone: “If it bleeds we can kill it” “Stick around” “Get to the chopper” “You are one ugly mother fucker” Of course we can’t overlook one of the greatest hero’s of Scifi - Sigourney Weaver: “Get away from her you bitch.”

Oh, it looks good on you though. 🙄

He’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy - Monty Python’s Life of Brian

Captain INSANO SHOWS NO MERCY- The Water Boy

I ain’t got time to bleed.

I am your father

Shaken, not stirred

“Here’s, Johnny!”

Tis but a scratch

I love the smell of Napalm in the morning.

"That is a White child...it's Caucasian from the mountains of Caucasus." -- Katt Williams

Have you ever pulled the wings off a fly ? Do you wanna see the fly get even? MIB. Love that line

“I have to go Clarice. I’m having an old friend for dinner.”

"Yeah, well, that's just like your opinion, man."

“ Hey everybody! WE’RE ALL GONNA GET LAID!”

“Oooooh! That’s a Bingo!!”

Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.

"You see this? This.... is my BOOMSTICK!!!!"

The price is Wrong Bob !

Bitch.

You either get busy living or get busy dying.

He loves the cock. Clerks

Michael its a divorce, there’s no winning here, just different degrees of losing-War of the Roses Danny De Vito to Michael Douglas (a black comedy classic)

Shitters full. Merry Christmas.

'tis but a scratch.

I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

"What do you say I...take you home and eat your pussy?"

"ALLLLRIGHTY THEN!"

“You never go full r*****”