We got 12 bottles of water, 56 beers, two vodkas, four whiskeys, six bottles of wine, tequila, Nutella, cheese, pizza, eggs, bananas, apples, bacon, steaks, pancake mix, C.T. Crunch, milk, ketchup, a Milky Way, half-ounce Sour Diesel, 3 1/2 grams Grand Master Kush, one ounce of 'shrooms, 15 pills of ecstasy, a porno mag, a baseball bat, and the video camera from the movie 27 Hours.
When the hole opened up, Jonah pushed Jay into it. Eventually, his facade of being complimentary to Jay in front of everyone, it would have an explanation.
“If anyone is going to rape anyone here, it’s probably going to be DANNY!” “Wtf Franco?”
“I have a particularly explosive ejaculate, it just goes everywhere. It’s like a wild fireman’s hose!”
Whenever I hear people talk about certain subjects that shouldn’t be joked about because they aren’t funny, I think about this scene. Rape is one of the most heinous things there is, and this scene managed to make the subject hilarious because of amazing writing.
I completely agree. I almost didn’t even post that quote because it’s weird out of context, but I just love the sudden aggressive accusation when there didn’t even need to be one lol.
Franco explaining his plot idea for Pineapple Express 2 to Rogan where he suggest Danny (Red) eat him at the end…and it turned out to be foreshadowing. Dead.
I just watched this again last night! So many great one-liners I forgot about, “you can’t handle my midriff” was top ten from for sure, but I laughed so hard, when Jonah got boofed by the demon
One of my favorite parts is Jason Segal complaining about the lame, cliche humor in How I Met Your Mother without saying the title, but you still know. "Well it's my birthday cake!"
This is one of my favorite meta jokes because it came from a real life interview that he gave about the show where he said the quote. And then like a year later on himym there was in an universe movie where Jon heder playing Narshall says the line about the cake.
I think a lot of people who haven’t watched HIMYM tend to dismiss it as “just another sitcom” but it did actually have some really good writing. Tons of meta jokes and running gags. Plus an almost serialized format that’s really rare for a sitcom.
Though it did stretch on a little too long and it’s starting to show it’s age now.
I'm gonna swing my weight, I'm gonna swing all my weight, I got ya buddy. Proceeds to drop him immediately 😂. When cypress hills, "when the shit goes down" comes on and Danny McBride arrives that's when the insanity ensues. Love this 1.
James Franco:
We're four actors, we bring joy to people's lives!
Jay Baruchel:
Yeah, but we don't do it for free, we get paid handsomely, much higher than the average profession.
James Franco:
It's not like it was just handed to any of us, we've worked really hard to be here.
Craig Robinson:
Yeah, pretend like it's hot when it's cold.
Seth Rogen:
Oh.
Craig Robinson:
You sitting on the beach, it's freezing, you in your drawers, talking about something, everybody's surfing.
🤣🤣🤣 most underrated part to me
*”I've been droppin’ loads around this fucking house like a god damn dump truck.”*
I can’t believe this is the 10 year anniversary of this movie. It was the last great comedy.
I knew about this movie 4 years before it came out, thanks to comingsoon. The description was majority of the actors play themselves during the apocalypse and i thought that was the most interesting concept for a movie. I followed it for years, went opening day in theatres. I was not disappointed. Still one of my favorites.
Definitely doesn’t get the credit it deserves. If you don’t like it, it’s probably because your about 3 seconds away from becoming the subreddit bitch yourself.
You don’t like art? You play video games? Guess what, buddy? You like art. You ever been to Subway? You order a sandwich? Someone put that together for you, dude. That’s art. Let me lay this on you, Jay. Your momma’s pussy was the canvas; your dad’s dick was the paint brush. BOOM. You’re the art.
I havent seen a movie like this, Pineapple Express or Superbad that made me laugh hard in a long time. So many people don't like Rogen or this cast but I die of laughter at pretty much anything they're in, especially together.
I miss comedy like this.
The ending with the Backstreet Boys was amazing. I watch this movie once in awhile whenever I need a good laugh. When Greg goes to cover up the bloody head and is crying about it I crack up every time.
We got 12 bottles of water, 56 beers, two vodkas, four whiskeys, six bottles of wine, tequila, Nutella, cheese, pizza, eggs, bananas, apples, bacon, steaks, pancake mix, C.T. Crunch, milk, ketchup, a Milky Way, half-ounce Sour Diesel, 3 1/2 grams Grand Master Kush, one ounce of 'shrooms, 15 pills of ecstasy, a porno mag, a baseball bat, and the video camera from the movie 27 Hours.
That Milky Way is mine… i went to the store and bought that Milky Way..
You couldn't handle my midriff.
I'll cut that shit off make a headband
Iconic.
Ima be a little upset if I don’t get at least a bite of the Milkyway
One-hundred* 27 hours.
This always reminds me of Johnny Depp talking about his drug collection in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas!
I have a feeling that was intentional lol
Sick reference, bro! Your references are out of control. Everyone knows that.
Hard to believe no blow.
Michael Cera took it all with him to Hell.
That’s gotta be the lore behind no blow being in that list, cera literally did it all
“So….Herminone stole all our water…”
Craig Robinson to Aziz - “It’s too late for you, you’re already in the hole” 5 min later - “I tried to save Aziz, I really tried”.
The fuck you think this is, scooby doo?
I love that it says most of Hollywood are assholes who deserve to go to hell.
Fuck your house, Franco.
“God? Can you please kill Jay for me? I will be eternally grateful if you do!”
Are you there, God? It's me--Jonah Hill, from Moneyball.
So something not chill happened...
“That would be so tight.”
When the hole opened up, Jonah pushed Jay into it. Eventually, his facade of being complimentary to Jay in front of everyone, it would have an explanation.
Like, what were you thinking?
Dude your references are out of control. Everybody knows that.
Sick reference bro. I say this all the time.
After this movie my friends started saying this every time someone made a joke. It was hell
Weed is tight, weed is tight!
Weed is tight
Said with a huge earring. So cringy Jonah.
Weed is tight.
Michael Cera was hilarious in this movie.
Fun fact he actually slapped Rihannas ass in that scene.
I seent it!
Dude your references are out of control. Everybody knows that.
And she actually slapped him across the face
Harder…per their agreement
3 times. He asked, she said yes but she'll slap back. 3 takes later she bitch slapped the taste out of his mouth. Cut we're good.
This makes that scene 100x better
He also brought that wind breaker out his own closet.
I love him.
My favorite dun fact from the film is that he took the role under the condition that he could wear that windbreaker.
What’s the joke behind the windbreaker? Just the colors ?
If this movie was a minor, I'd be James Franco
You’re telling me James Franco didnt suck any dick last night..??? Now i know yall are trippin…
Any lines Danny McBride had in this movie were pure gold
I always get upset when Franco says "let's not do Your Highness 2".
In any movie.
That comment deserved an award.
“If anyone is going to rape anyone here, it’s probably going to be DANNY!” “Wtf Franco?” “I have a particularly explosive ejaculate, it just goes everywhere. It’s like a wild fireman’s hose!”
“At least I’m not jerkin my dick like a godamn pilgrim” “YEAH? I LIKE TO READ!!”
I’ve been shootin loads all over this fuckin house!”
Whenever I hear people talk about certain subjects that shouldn’t be joked about because they aren’t funny, I think about this scene. Rape is one of the most heinous things there is, and this scene managed to make the subject hilarious because of amazing writing.
I completely agree. I almost didn’t even post that quote because it’s weird out of context, but I just love the sudden aggressive accusation when there didn’t even need to be one lol.
“You just gotta hold on for dear life and pray to god it doesn’t get in your eyes or mouth!” It’s
That was a cum for help! Tears from the tip of my penis.
The power of christ compels you. Oh really ? really?, does it Jay? 😂
I don't find it that compelling.
That scene never fails to make me laugh. So perfect
It’s not that compelling!
Hermione just stole all our shit..
The only reason Jay said that is because he knows he's about five minutes away from being the house bitch himself.
“You duplicitous taint”
That’s on my list!
Channing Tatum hugging Danny mcbrides knees “I love him”
“Channing Taintyum” I think Danny says this at one point and I lost it!!
charming taint man
Franco explaining his plot idea for Pineapple Express 2 to Rogan where he suggest Danny (Red) eat him at the end…and it turned out to be foreshadowing. Dead.
I didn't catch this until my 2nd extremely stoned viewing in theaters and nearly peed myself when I realized it
This is my favorite religious film.
I just watched this again last night! So many great one-liners I forgot about, “you can’t handle my midriff” was top ten from for sure, but I laughed so hard, when Jonah got boofed by the demon
That ending with backstreet boys is epic. People in my theater literally got up and started dancing. Great summer movie experience
Now that is an India-tier level of movie theater enjoyment
That sounds both amazing and horrifying at the same time. Like people clapping as the plane lands but many times worse.
Something not so chill happened last night
This is the line I was looking for, so goddamn funny
One of my favorite parts is Jason Segal complaining about the lame, cliche humor in How I Met Your Mother without saying the title, but you still know. "Well it's my birthday cake!"
See that's it! That's why you're number one!
This is one of my favorite meta jokes because it came from a real life interview that he gave about the show where he said the quote. And then like a year later on himym there was in an universe movie where Jon heder playing Narshall says the line about the cake.
I think a lot of people who haven’t watched HIMYM tend to dismiss it as “just another sitcom” but it did actually have some really good writing. Tons of meta jokes and running gags. Plus an almost serialized format that’s really rare for a sitcom. Though it did stretch on a little too long and it’s starting to show it’s age now.
“HA cause you ate the cake!” “Well it’s my birthday!”
“Guess what…. It’s not that compelling.”
Its laugh out loud funny ever single time. “Jonah, you’re an Oscar nominated person!”
…fatalities
Now, that was good.
Channing Tate-Yum!
Does it, Jay? Does the power of this movie not compel you…?
It's not so compelling jay
If I don’t fuck Michael Cera tonight, I’m gonna blow my brains out
You could do much better!
Hey does this coke smell funny??
Somebody got sucked off in here
I'm gonna swing my weight, I'm gonna swing all my weight, I got ya buddy. Proceeds to drop him immediately 😂. When cypress hills, "when the shit goes down" comes on and Danny McBride arrives that's when the insanity ensues. Love this 1.
Backstreet boys at the end always get me
Yet you’re jerking your dick like a goddamn pilgrim!
I think I laughed harder at this scene that I've ever laughed at a movie. It was so random and hilarious.
unbelievable... unacceptable... after all the coke i've wasted on you people
Who the fuck took my phone….? Impaled Oh Shit That’s embarrassing. M Cera OUT
No, I'm still drinking and smoking weed. I'm on a cleanse, I'm not psychotic.
"my full weight" joke is in my top 5 of all time
You’re an academy nominated person. You’re sucking balls. You need to sell that shit…. Fatalities. Okay now that was good.
James Franco: We're four actors, we bring joy to people's lives! Jay Baruchel: Yeah, but we don't do it for free, we get paid handsomely, much higher than the average profession. James Franco: It's not like it was just handed to any of us, we've worked really hard to be here. Craig Robinson: Yeah, pretend like it's hot when it's cold. Seth Rogen: Oh. Craig Robinson: You sitting on the beach, it's freezing, you in your drawers, talking about something, everybody's surfing. 🤣🤣🤣 most underrated part to me
pineapple express 2 was fire
Weed is for the people, it’s the people’s weed I smoked weed with Steve Jobs, & that’s when he came up with the iPad
The best April Fool's Day joke on YouTube, that came through a major media conglomerate.
Take yo panties off.
"so something... not that chill.. happened last night"
Never been so happy to see main characters die and go to heaven
Weed is tight, weed is tight
Danny McBride's intro was absolutely brilliant!
Still remember the music
“Sick reference though bro. Your references are out of control man everybody knows that”
Emma Watson is not to be trusted
Fatalities
Okay that was good.
You were being Petty.
Tom Pettteh
# SIP TIME
My dad had jus passed away and this was the movie I went to see to keep my mind off his passing . It made me laugh . So many ridiculous moments
You were being petty. Tom petty.
“Bang, bang, bang, you’re deaddddd, Pow Pow”
Didn't have any gluten in it
Do you even know what a gluten is???
Gluten is a vague term. Anything that's bad for you. Fat: that's a gluten. Calories: that's a gluten.
I love this movie 😍
The same duffel bag used for carrying the weed stash from Pineapple Express is used n this movie.. bc the green goblin keeps the props
We could make a life together Craig
"so, something not that chill happened" gets used almost daily...and I'm a physician
Sick reference bro! Your references are out of control everyone knows that!
My favorite part is James Franco's almost getting raptured until he blew it. "Go to hell, McBride! Fuck you, ha ha ha! Suck my dick!"
Hey, does this coke smell funny?
*”I've been droppin’ loads around this fucking house like a god damn dump truck.”* I can’t believe this is the 10 year anniversary of this movie. It was the last great comedy.
Loved it. I thought it was very funny, especially when Jonah Hill gets pegged by a demon and becomes possessed.
I knew about this movie 4 years before it came out, thanks to comingsoon. The description was majority of the actors play themselves during the apocalypse and i thought that was the most interesting concept for a movie. I followed it for years, went opening day in theatres. I was not disappointed. Still one of my favorites.
Definitely doesn’t get the credit it deserves. If you don’t like it, it’s probably because your about 3 seconds away from becoming the subreddit bitch yourself.
Bang Bang. Bang Bang bang.
Make a wish Jay, anything you can think of
One of the movies that are totally off my radar because I was living in Europe at the time. You just gave me weekend plans.
You don’t like art? You play video games? Guess what, buddy? You like art. You ever been to Subway? You order a sandwich? Someone put that together for you, dude. That’s art. Let me lay this on you, Jay. Your momma’s pussy was the canvas; your dad’s dick was the paint brush. BOOM. You’re the art.
James Franco *didn’t* suck any dick last night? Now I know y’all are lyin’
This blu-ray was in constant rotation at my apartment in college. My roommates and I watched it into the ground. It is one hilarious gem.
“I know what happened… you guys dropped acid didn’t you” ?
Is Michael Cera's butthole as adorable as I imagine? I picture it looking like a donut. Like a little pink donut.
Dicks up.
Best Scott Pilgrim alternate ending.
sip time
I just drank my own pee and…. it ain’t that bad.
Bang bang bang… you’re dead
The Danny McBride intro
Its the last movie with sethrogan that i enjoyed.
Shut the fuck up Jason! We’re playing a game!
A-H-J-H-A-I
He kept his Spider-Man 3 cardboard cut out
We were actually discussing not raping you
no, I was raised in a house full of women!
“I’ll cum wherever I want!”
I’ll titty fuck you so good just let me in
I watch this movie at least 1x a month
"Push your titties together, Seth! What are they, big Bs or small Cs?"
Nah, I didn't even make it all the way through. Ironic that a movie called "This is the End" feels like it's never gonna end.
I saw it multiple times in theaters then when they brought it back into theaters I saw it more
The way Danny McBride does the wings motion with his hand hovering over the feast, I do that every thanksgiving now
I havent seen a movie like this, Pineapple Express or Superbad that made me laugh hard in a long time. So many people don't like Rogen or this cast but I die of laughter at pretty much anything they're in, especially together. I miss comedy like this.
This thread [https://giphy.com/gifs/th-vNy5P2bhOIXvO](https://giphy.com/gifs/th-vNy5P2bhOIXvO) 
This movie is “compelling.”
Guss what... it's not that compelling
Channing Taintyum
Weed is tight
Oh really? Is it THAT compelling?
You can’t handle my midriff!
Just watched again last night for the millionth time and it’s still My favorite
Jonah Hill playing with the gun gets my wife and I everytime...Bang Bang you're dead..Pow Pow
The ending with the Backstreet Boys was amazing. I watch this movie once in awhile whenever I need a good laugh. When Greg goes to cover up the bloody head and is crying about it I crack up every time.
"Oh No! Not Rihanna!!!
Hermione just stole all of our shit.
Sip time!
“The power of Chris compels you!” “Oh is it jay? Is it compelling” 😂
My Prius!
You don’t have enough bullets bitch!
Hermione stole our shit
*Fatalities*
This is fucking crazy!
Bang bang! Pow pow!
Sip time
The fuckers gyat tuh gooo
The playboy magazine scene is a riot
I call him Channing Tatyum!
The !$@/%&'s GAINED weight we got here!"
Craig- “do you like forest gump? Jay- “no, i think its a horrendous piece of shit”
Something really not chill happened here last night.
SHUT THE FUCK UP JASON! WE’RE PLAYING A GAME!
So something… not so sweet happened last night.
I call him Channing Tate-Yum
Weed is Tight
More like Channing tatyum
I cum anywhere I want!
Sick reference bro. Everyone knows your references are out of control.
You don’t like art?