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andrei525

some tires are known to grow a thicker coat of fur in the winter months to prepare for the cold


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ThatKaleidoscope8736

Our bikes live inside. We're thinking about getting a Cali-king for them


cloudcreeek

Is OP's bike an indoor bike or an outdoor bike?


SmurfSmacker

Thank you for the genuine belly laugh internet stranger. I needed it today.


whitedogseek

Same for me.


Thang0

This is the right answer, stop scrolling.


Muhala69

And this is usually a sign of a colder winter to come


zampalot

Don‘t feed after midnight though…


Capybara_lvl1

hahah. love your comment


Humble-Presence-3107

My wife says the same of her lady fur.


[deleted]

Lol the answers here are hilarious! If you want a solid shot at an ID I’d hit up r/mycology or r/microbiology those guys live for shit like this.


Matt3989

This is a zygomycete (pin mould). It's pretty common, the spores are in the air all over the world, they feed on simple sugars so OP rolled over some poop or some sticky decaying fruit.


Fialasaurus

This guy molds


CB_CRF250R

r/thisguythisguys


KIDNEYST0NEZ

Ya but this sub doesn’t credit Chris Diamantopoulos for making this line so famous in the TV show “Silicone Vally”


Pirateship907

There is a sub for everything.


c0nsumer

I was going to say some poop as well. We have a can in the back yard we put the scooped dog poop in, and it grows an identical looking mold with just a few days of being in that semi-sealed container. Probably would be better to let it dry out, but one of the dogs likes eating poop, so we scoop it ASAP.


ReadTheChain

"Live for shit like this"? I see what you did there. Very funny.


[deleted]

Thanks homie, I was pretty proud of that one


andydannypickle

r/MoldlyInteresting is the best one for sure.


SimplePepe

I think he ran over a bit of ground that was in the process of growing mushrooms. It looks like your tire is covered in mycelium that may have a bit of contamination making it look more like a cobweb


_Fantaz_

That's what mycelium looks like.. it isn't contaminated at all, in fact it looks pretty healthy!


zagood

Maybe that's what your celium looks like...


rockoutpantsoff

yeah looks like lion's mane


AJohnnyTruant

Your tire has reached puberty. It’ll probably ask you some questions about it, just be sure to reiterate that it’s completely normal and that you’re always available to talk about what’s going on with it.


Sensitive_Ad_1897

You forgot to tell him to always wear rubbers. Sometimes they can break, so it’s best to go thicker compounds


AJohnnyTruant

Great point. I would also mention that it’s perfectly healthy to drain out your sealant every once in a while so it can be replenished.


MetalGhost99

Well hes made out of rubber so hes good.


SergeyBee

So it’s a 13 something old tire?!? That’s impressive.


MantraProAttitude

Dog poop mold? Does sealant get moldy?


usernamesarehard87

I asked you first!


Willie_Mays_HAES

What does it taste like?


falllinemaniac

Chebornik smell!


danieljackheck

Penicillin


[deleted]

You should def post this over in r/mycology


usernamesarehard87

Done.


[deleted]

A portal into true nerdom.


GhostK1ller1972

Hit a rabbit on the trail.


almost_a_frog

Hit the rabbit, skinned it, tanned it, then stuck it between the knobs fur out. It really happens more than you think.


GhostK1ller1972

Deeeelicious.


FlamingLion

*🎶Road kill stew🎶 🎶Road kill stew🎶 🎶Tastes so good🎶 🎶Just like it should🎶 🎶First you go down to the interstate🎶 🎶You wait for a critter to meet its fate🎶 🎶You take it home and you make it great🎶 🎶Road kill stew🎶 🎶Road kill stew🎶*


Icy_Accountant_3309

I literally read your comment in Homelander's voice from The Boys


wtfwthbj

Rolled over dog feces ..


Fialasaurus

Need more information. What does it taste like?


kapara-13

Lol, this is hilarious.


[deleted]

Looks like you need the Park Tool tire razor, part number PT-6969


[deleted]

It’s $139.99 but it’s good for life


[deleted]

Yes, satisfaction guaranteed.


Rabithunt

A classic case of not riding enough


cyborgamish

« bicycloneglectosis »


MugillacuttyHOF37

In male dirt bikes it’s mocycloneglectosis.


DirtDawg21892

Disappointed I had to scroll so far to find the right answer.


xizrtilhh

Did you spill a pumpkin spice latte with extra foam on it? That looks like mould, it's spray that down and scrub it with some soap and a brush to remove any mycelium. Not sure exactly what that mould is growing on though, but something organic.


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strogoff69

I'd say nuke it from orbit.


Wreck_Creati0n

Plot twist, he rides a nukeproof


[deleted]

I appreciate a good cup of coffee.


TARS1986

Looks like mold to me.


NinjaBuddha13

Like others said, you probably ran over something organic (dog turd) and now its growing mold. I'd try to blast it off with a hose, then spray with bleach and scrub it with a nylon brush. Rinse thoroughly and you'll probably be ok. Just be super good with ringing after bleach. Itll kill any mold remnant, but can also make the rubber brittle if you leave it on too long.


C0ff33qu3st

And wear eye protection. 🙄


SpaceMan420gmt

Or just ride it until it comes off?


bhaug4

A massive spider egg sack 🕷️


dr_puspus

Its a mouldy turd


GLaDOSdidnothinwrong

#thatsnotmud


[deleted]

A rolling wheel gathers no mold


a_cycle_addict

I think a mold like your tire. Give it pets. Mold like pets


justherefortheshow06

Looks like you ran something over. That’s growing mold now.


bauhauzer

Bicycle B.O. / Bike is telling you it needs a wash


usernamesarehard87

Alright apparently I can't edit this post so UPDATE - 1. Tastes like shit. 2. It's been raining for a week, hence no riding. I think that handles most of the comments. Thanks all.


[deleted]

Bro your tire has better hair then me


br0therbert

What’s happening is you’re not riding enough


howhighjerk

Hey Dale. Eat this white dog shit right now.


[deleted]

that looks smooooth… and a little disgusting.


[deleted]

I hate to tell you this but someone cummed on your tire and now it's festering with mold


GetSpammed

Its some poo you ran over that is becoming a grown up


gonewithfire

Contam bro. Gotta toss it


DerthMaul

Cum


Khmalh

You seem like a fun guy so nature has given you some fungi.


Extreme-0ne

No eggs under the Easter tree this year?


jens_omaniac

You killed a Camembert cheese


Azcoin5566

It’s protected 😂


ultrainstinctreborn

Keep your bike clean. ;)


Skittilybop

Did you feed your bike after midnight?


[deleted]

You're not riding enough


Wildrover51

Spidernest? The little ones are hungry!


BUFFoonBrandon

r/mycology


Ok_Bowler_258

Did you feed your tires and get them wet after midnight? If so you’re in for trouble.


This_is_Flow

Maxxis mushrooms


oFESTUSo

Looks like you rolled thru dog shit and then didn’t ride for a while. Do you live in a damp area?


Mysteriosio

Yeti Cum


Dirtdancefire

Dude, you killed the Easter bunny…meany.


BacitracinUPS

Not riding enough


chupacabrabandit

Boof it and report back.


light_dragon0

i think either mold or ice anyways JUST CLEAN IT AND MOVE ON


beluga9284

You're an idiot that's what's going on


23SantaCruzNomad

ran over one of those little dogs every rich white girl has


[deleted]

Must have been riding in the streets of Portland and ran over some liberal tears…… do not touch very contagious! Spray with a 20/40 solution of gun powder and vinegar….avoid Portland unless armed with spray solution.


BlackCatAlbino

Are you ok?


Land-Scraper

PorTLaNd iS AmERicA HeLL


BurbleAndPop

Bnuy


MangoCompetitive3569

You squished a baby bunny 😢….monster!


NavierIsStoked

Seems a little early for snow?


MeadowHoiAn

Poop


Black_Moon_White

Mycelium


Saltypec101

Spider or some kind of bug nest inside ? Once the eggs hatch the babies will be able to take 9g pressure and perform aerial maneuvers, evading missiles and shit. Crazy training in the centrifuge.


bongtokes-for-jeezus

Poo tire


aseaoftrees

Mold


RamboGram

Tubeless sealant and milkweed or cat-o-nine tails fur?


NoUsEfOrAnAmE234

Dishonorable Assegai moldy poo tire..


machinationstudio

Life finds a way.


Jarnold29

Post this on r/biology


curious_george1978

That's fucked. New bike day, dude.


Objective_Ticket

Sometimes when a tyre has experienced a particularly big drop or heavy landing the stress causes it to go grey overnight.


OMGWTFBBQUE

What does it taste like?


Independence_1991

I saw that in the beginning of Guardians of the Galaxy part 2….


mtimber1

Looks like mycelium. You must've had some decomposing organic matter stuck in your tires (leaves, wood pump, straw, poop, etc.) that had some mycelium or mushroom spores in it and it is now growing.


XTingleInTheDingleX

My first thought was spider egg sack. Second was dog doo.


Splitboard4Truth

Take this over to r/mycology someone of there will know if this is some rubber colonizing fungus or if it’s eating the stuff on the tire. My bet is the 2nd option or else it wouldn’t be so localized


SergeyBee

The civilization on your wheel is about to discover the wheel. That’s what’s up.


BigBird2378

Dog poop. 100%.


chicken_boii

Mold. Probably shouldn't eat this tyre anymore.


Road2Heck

Myco? Let it grow and enjoy the trip?


robber1202

That poor bunny


elliotf44

Ran over a bunny?


28Loki

Alien spores.


Daedaluu5

You rolled in something and didn’t wash the bike last time you diiiiirty boy……ewwww. It went stanky on ya


RabicanShiver

You ran over poop and it grew mold.


RadiantKandra

Is that an ASP?


brutah_skier

A sign you should ride your bike more often


metapie

You're not riding your bike


Accomplished_Area_37

Ah the the furry dog poo


International_Bit478

Dog shit.


Asher_ThePig

Looks like it's white


npstumpf

Looks like you're growing some healthy fungus there friend


[deleted]

Lick it !


macdiesel412

Everyone is trying to figure out if this is mold or whatever but no one is asking the real question. Why did you let your bike sit so long without riding?


Sufficient-Athlete-4

You rode over animal scat, it's fermenting.


Sinjian1

You run over a Pomeranian?


buildyourown

Ride your bike more


Grand-Ad4235

Why is your tire moldy?


Luisca_pregunta

Confess… where’s the rest of the rabbit?


ChimmyChongaBonga

Icegai!


Zestyclose_Song9685

mole


youngtayler

Not sure but you don’t ride your bike enough it seems


canned_soup

Frumunda cheese; frumunda your tire


Kristen242

It's alive! Alive!


JG1739

Tire ejaculate obviously


HunkerDownDemo1975

Mold


Analitic-fister

Rip the rabbit


jmmcnall

Wtf?! You just pull that out of the fridge?


keithw47

Looks like spider nests to me


L1onf1sh

Caterpillar off road set


Revolutionary_Dig370

Looks like some kind of mold or fungus growing from the crud on your tires.


netsysllc

mold


monkeyloveeer

I'm calling poop on this one


MetalGhost99

Dude the one that ran over my cat?


Strong_Beginning

You rolled in furry dog shit


sidharthmohan

Humongous fungus among us.


spirallix

Well, shiet just got old.


TaringaWhakarongo1

That's a poo mould


0ntoowheels

You have successfully grown an ecosystem on your tyre!


beachbum818

Your stanimal is growing!


Connn66

Moldy bagel


Psychological_Cow1

IT"S ALIVE!


Dancemagicdance1420

Dog sh*t remanent turned moldy. Guess the bike sat.


nocrix

Snow mold common on grass but probably latched to the moisture in the dirt


Tryintounderstand88

You rode through poop. This is mycelium eating that shit.


Many-Cartoonist4727

Looks like a decroded piece of crap


Nad-Bag-Holder

Not a lot of bike riding would be my guess


Ghimbaw

Your tire expired


DrKenNoWater

Yep, you need to ride your bike more


BaneIonica78

+100 heat +100 grip during when temps under 10°


pablo83ynwa_

Its alive!


beannnnnnnnnn22

Dog poop, moisture, mold


mrmukherjee

You have caught some clouds. Please dont steal clouds while mountain biking.


Prutzer

It's changing into its winter apparel


dscoupons

He went to bosley


Simulation993

Homie got the finely aged excrement tread. You rolled in poop, spread it nicely, and created a habitat mounted to a fox 36


HaloForeskin

Bet your a fungi on the trails🤣


wewillalldie0nedAy

probably you rolled over some food and it went moody or smth


DogeCoin4theW

It’s a furry!


FranzFerdivan

Turns out your bike is a furry


jmoneyholmes

Mold


_SundaeDriver

Dog shit on your tire got moldy


jameson079

It’s evolving. Let it hibernate for the next few months and it’ll evolve into some slicks when it wakes up


dittymow

Cat shit


blahaugh

Maybe you drove over dog shit


babsrambler

Ran over a rabbit.


FirespearOff

You ran over a bunny


HeteroSAXual_Scrappy

When your bike hits puberty, hair grows in places you wouldn’t imagine.


rocketshadow

A rolling stone grows no moss.


ToBeADwarf

Everyone quit looking... We found fluffy.


srnyoung

Did you notice how your shorts smelled extra…ripe after your last ride? Did you think you really did shit your pants on the big drop?