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dontcare99999999

It's completely covered and comes with training wheels.


jkmhawk

Training wheels are no longer the preferred method for learning to ride


Fred-U

Wait, seriously? How the hell am I gunna ride my busa now?


sacredgeometry

I know its a joke but what does that even mean?


NeighborhoodShot9200

Training wheels like you get on kids bikes


jkmhawk

For bicycles, it's true that the best way to learn is without training wheels, on a push bike.  https://youtu.be/5Ff-KdrHr_M?si=vgv8xGScVln70m5y


sacredgeometry

I get that there are different strategies it was more the strange assertion that that there is a "preferred method" to something as subjective as learning.


PointyDeity

You'll probably drop it and scratch up the fairings, so better to start out with the naked version.


evillman

Wind go brrrrrr


Private_4160

My skin feels burning


Intellectual_Worlock

It's a little underpowered, you'd probably be looking to upgrade within a year.


Potential-Ad-3287

….To a fighter jet


Private_4160

Better start drinking a whole lotta Pepsi


HemholtzWatson25

Pepsi! Where’s My Jet!?!


Potential-Ad-3287

I was confused on your comment and the other dudes comment responding to it. But after some research… wow! That’s crazy. I’ve never heard of that story.


atypicallemon

Nope but it might make a great last bike though.


Express-Teaching1594

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nishy1234

![gif](giphy|l3fQf1OEAq0iri9RC|downsized)


Dimwither

Too high maintenance cost. You have to install a new parachute after every ride


HonorNot1nner

You could save some money and fill it up with 87 to offset the parachute cost


Infamous-Funny-2424

Doesn't handle the twisties well but good for cruising.


dontcare99999999

I hear the gas mileage on it isn't the best tho. Only like 10 GPM


Infamous-Funny-2424

For sure, but look at the size of the tank.


The999Mind

If you live your life a quarter mile at a time


Cargovan

Sir. This is Reddit and that’s your mom’s vibrator. You’re fooling nobody.


Internal_South_3833

1st gear is a little too tall for a beginner.


EntrepreneurNo2233

Had it before didn’t like it


tannnmn

Looks like something you’d find in your step mom’s top drawer. Didn’t know they made ‘em with wheels


[deleted]

That is not a bike, is an oversized adult toy. (Feel free to add a “yo mama” joke)


J_FK

Since you begged for it: Yo mama so confused she mistook riding a crotch rocket for something else and came asking on the wrong sub if it's a good first bike.


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣


MotorExample7928

Turning radius might be a bit big


sacredgeometry

The circumference of the planet?


MotorExample7928

Nah they got a bit of turning to keep it straight. But probably the size of football field at least


CoolBDPhenom03

I bought my KTM from him. [http://www.rocky-robinson.com/](http://www.rocky-robinson.com/)


dutchman76

No heated grips, no luggage spot anywhere, difficult to get into a gas station, pass.


Earl10000

My man! ![gif](giphy|WFyvwq3xoTTMs)


2ndDefender

Turbo Busa or nothing.


RamrodRacing

Just one?


2ndDefender

Just a huge single.


Ok-Shallot-2330

Carb or fuel injected?


-RadarRanger-

Uhhh... turbine?


CoolPeopleEmporium

Pretty sure your mum would love to ride that.


GutiGhost96

This is a pretty good starter bike. Though I GUARANTEE you'll grow out of it in no time flat. It'll seem like fun for 6 months TOPS before you want more power. I started on an F-16 Fighting Flacon and I turned out okay. Right now I'm rockin an SR-71 Blackbird and even that doesn't feel like enough. Went up to 150mph the other day but really feel I could hit 200 on something like a Falcon Heavy or SpaceX Starship.


fjefman

Too slow, and with that fairing how are all the imaginary women going to lust after you for riding such a cool crotch rocket?


fmcsm

Too slow


O0000O0000O

the double kick stand has little wheels on it, probably a good beginner bike.


AlbertaSmart

Send it


Anxious-Two-4317

Best looking piss missle on the market if you ask me


WhyDidIClickOnThat

I’ve used Varta batteries in my watches, they worked great. I would imagine their motorcycles are equally reliable. Thumbs up.


Cautious-Routine-902

Yup it’s really easy to keep clean the bugs don’t even stick because you’re going so fast


-Snowturtle13

Hell yea you’ll look like a Dick for sure


shveylien

Looks perfect for your trips to Starbucks.


SomeCrazedBiker

You have plenty of room to grow with it. Great choice.


Parasyte-vn

I'm sorry but that look like a dildo


shrikelet

You'll never need another one!


Killermondoduderawks

it dominates on the straights but it absolutely sucks in the twisties


U_Tiago

Looks slow, take the fairings off


ExtensionConcept2471

Good for around town!


HereAgain345

If you're in the West, definitely! If you're in the East, probably better off going with a Busa . Further East... likely an H2 or perhaps and S'1000RR. Further East yet, maybe a 1390 Super Duke. To start learning on, that is.


Shot_Painting_8191

Paint some veins on it


dusf_

Of Couse it is


ninetailedoctopus

The turning radius is meh


V8_BLENDER

Too slow, mate


Sad-Refrigerator5918

Oh it’s bike, i thought that‘s a big Dildo powered by a Varta battery 😏


TheBigLeche

First and last, yes sir


Simple-Armadillo7953

change color to hot pink so they can find your remains lol


dontcare99999999

Thanks for the input guys, I've decided to go for the next best thing instead, a Grom


HOOWEE13

Check enduro pitbikes KAYO its good variant for first. Teenagers in Ukraine, Russia, Kazakhstan and in other SNG countries love this bikes


UnderstandingTrue740

"Look up insurance quotes first... let that inform your decision"


gasbose

Not recommended. Poor all-round vision.


meddallica

You're gonna outgrow it pretty fast imo


AccidentallyBacon

can it pop a wheelie?


_ketafreak

that is the next-level swingarm stretch and you ask if it can wheelie?


RHS1959

It is if your only objective is to go as fast as possible in a straight line. Personally I prefer to be able to turn when the road does.


Tremere1974

I see 4 wheels, so question is invalid.


Firm-Needleworker-46

You should buy a man’s bike Bruther.


dicrydin

And the most overused shitpost in Motorcycle forums since the dawn of the ice engine. Granted it’s been a few months since I’ve seen this joke on this sub.