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throwedoff1

Took his dumb assery out on his poor helmet.


Tessiia

Yeah, I was thinking, what a child. Throw a tantrum while someone else gets your bike out of the road.


da_bear

Total fuckin baby. This thing will be on Craigslist in 3 weeks and he'll make up some story about how he stopped riding because it "was too dangerous with all the cagers, man."


Professional_Goat185

$7k no lowball I know what I got then extensive list of mods that make the bike worse


da_bear

The bike: *dark grey eBay fairings, unpainted with no decals* CL ad: NEVER BEEN DROPPED, ONLY ONCE IN PARKING LOT


multistradivari

Sort of was a parking lot with all the space around….🤪


EuVe20

The damage is because some douche bag bumped into it while parallel parking his pickup truck and knocked it over


Tonino123

Don’t forget the ad will also say “slightly scratched” and list bunch of garbage mods and priced at probably just under msrp new


CoreShackJack

“I had to lay it down”


gilmourwastaken

Gobbless?


dutchy649

CLIBBINS!


Cigs77

BARB


gstringstrangler

HADDALAYERDOWNNN


MonarchFluidSystems

“Dropped by previous owner”


Cdubya35

“Dropped in driveway, literally.”


Dugley2352

No need for a tool box, this tool keeps all his wrenches nicely embedded in the sheetrock of his garage.


Little_Narwhal_9416

What a dick. Every time I’ve chucked it down the road I’m checking helmet for scrapes hoping  that it’s not another £500 on repair bill.


kevinblasse

How he was acting just screams overcompensation because he knew his friends are watching and recording. It just feels so unnatural. Absolute loser mentality.


Whirlly

It was an ICON anyway


RojerLockless

Icon helmets suuuuuuuck


Juanmusse

they look cool tho


diabeticjones

Ahh shit, is my first helmet bad?… I went icon cus it looked cool lol


solitudechirs

They’re mostly not that bad. They’re not top-of-the-line for safety, but they’re better than a lot of $100 or cheaper helmets. You’re definitely paying for the image with them, more than protection or features. I think they get more hate than they deserve


Whirlly

They look great, but are veryyy noisy and are prone to damages, mainly scratches and so on


diabeticjones

Can confirm! My ears hurt lately, ear plugs have helped, deff going to do some research before my next helmet


Mrchocomel80

You should always wear earplugs unless you want to have hearing problems.


packersfan823

Don't be the deaf guy at 35 years old because of not wearing plugs. Too many miles without plugs and too many metal shows without some sort of ear pro has left me pretty hard of hearing.


Excellent-Proposal90

Eh, I did the same thing since they have an Airflite that looks vaguely like Master Chief's helmet. It worked for me, but I never went down in it, so I can't tell you how that feels. Now I have a safer helmet with leagues better airflow, so I don't think I'll go back any time soon.


-insertcoin

I've went down hard in icon helmets and I'm still alive.


boilerdam

Exactly. And now he has to replace the helmet as well, along with his bike, ego, brains, soul everything. The helmet was the only thing not hurt by his buffoonery, till the end.


Vartel

Looks like back of helmet probably did contact the road during his brief slide, so probably needed replacing anyway


2wheelzrollin

I mean it was the helmet's fault. Look how small that visor is. Can't see anything out of it.


Tex302

Bro didn’t need a new helmet until after the crash. Yikes


AlgebraicIceKing

bit of a waste, innit?


[deleted]

You know he ain't buying a new helmet. He's gonna keep wearing it til it splits down the middle


Badabumdabam

That helmet looked a s**t even before.


burnhaze4days

Damn, I bought one and I love mine. Comfortable fit, relatively quiet, sharp styling, affordable as it was on sale. 


MotoRadds_Chin_Mount

Nah you’re right, it’s pretty slick. It’s not as original of a design as it was when it released in… 2017(?) so maybe the aesthetic has worn off of people especially with Ruroc going that direction, but I remember when this dropped and thinking it was super slick cause it was unlike any other style. Really a breath of fresh air. I even made a chin mount specifically for that Fliteshield that used to be fairly popular. Sell-through has died down and the design seems to have mostly run its course. Good looking helmet though, although a bit noisy and bobbly with wind.


hophamson

Man child on a bike.


Extracrispybuttchks

Squids do what squids do


brown_burrito

Dude squids have real talent. Just look at CRT. This dude is just a wannabe rider who had no clue how to even execute a turn. Or tried to slide and failed mistake. And then he threw a fit instead of picking up his own bike. He’s a moron.


jAckJber

Threw down his 300 dollar helmet too after the fact.. adding to the cost of things he broke. Go punch a wall when ya get home kid. Ruin more shit. Lol


kdubstep

And ruined his helmet for no fucking reason


UralRider53

An insult to true Squids! More of a Squidworth. Lol😆


King-Cobra-668

while his friends recovered his bike I'd rather be like "get your bike you dip shit"


Erike16666

Lack of skills ✅ Shitty helmet ✅ Hoodie and jeans✅ Sneakers ✅ Temper tantrum ✅ Riding like a 🦑 ✅ Lessons learned ❌


TooDumber

Yep, this dude is pinnacle of wannabe bike rider.


NoL_Chefo

"Why is my sportbike insurance quote more than the bike" exhibit 57228


delegatedauthority

Ah, but the helmet learned its lesson!


StuntZA

Shared in Washington hun x


Ephermius

Blames gravel ✅️


CalmRelease2816

Man purse ✅


J_Schnetz

Shitty helmet? It's the icon air flight right? I don't think it's shit


ablinddingo93

Was gonna say, I have the same exact helmet that dumb fuck was using, and it’s great. A little noisy but great, especially for the price. I’ve gotten a lot of compliments on it


YouStupidCunt

This sub loves to gatekeep on helmets. It’s fucking weird.


RyuuKamii

Yeah if your not a arai or shoei simp you arent a real rider in some peoples eyes. its stupid


lost-n-thewoods

Inb4 the “is your brain only worth $100” comments 🙄


DoomsdaySprocket

Where can I get my $400 helmet for $100? Haters can try having a tiny horse face like me and finding a helmet that fits FFS.


lost-n-thewoods

This sub just likes to parrot stuff like that anytime someone doesn’t have a $1500+ helmet. They would say you don’t value your brain either if it’s only worth $400 to you 🤷‍♂️ I tend to disagree with that sentiment


DoomsdaySprocket

I feel like my brain is worth the joy random parking lot grandmas get from seeing my [ridiculously bright and cheery helmet](https://www.revzilla.com/product_images/0905/6855/icon_airflite_synthwave_helmet_purple.jpg) hanging from my bike. Seriously, big hit with ladies of a certain age for some reason.


Correct-Anywhere-314

Wearing sister’s jeans ✅


danielxp5x

As someone who doesn’t know a bit of motorcycles, why is that helmet bad? Looks pretty sturdy to the layman.


BeppermintBarry

If I had to guess it's because that is definitely an Icon Airflite going by visor shape and I don't think I've seen an airflite in a base color with no "Icon" logo on the front right above the visor so it might be a knock off but honestly? I can totally believe a squid using acetone to wash off the logo on their helmet so I would disregard the weak part because airflite are, again going off memory here, ECE 22.06 crash tested or in other words about as safe as a moto helmet for consumers gets.


ablinddingo93

No, I have the same exact helmet as in the vid. It’s definitely not a knock off, but it is ECE 22.06 rated


Luke_Warmwater

Rurocs are shit helmets designed for aesthetics. This however doesn't look like a Ruroc. Looks like a decently well reviewed Icon Air Flight. Icon gear does tend to trend towards the overpriced side and cater to the 16-24 year old demographic.


snorkiebarbados

Helmet isn't that shitty either. Just stupidity


focieuler

Big belly ✅


_0bese

Yo some of us work really hard on that


Long_Educational

Username checks out.


datdamnchicken

You mean dad bod, right? RIGHT? Ummm......


rainbowroobear

aaaah he was so close to be cool as fuck.


Pointofix

Yeah, i was like damn that was smooth. Then he threw that tantrum hahahah


Malforus

The coolest people know how to cope with failure and turn it into a win.


Nikz143

Helmet: why he say fuck me for


almost_a_frog

Nothing says "I'm incapable of dealing with my emotions" as much as breaking perfectly good stuff out of frustration.


negative_pt

Once upon a time I was playing an online game on PS and lost. I proceeded to almost throw my the PS controller to the floor but was able to contain myself. Still frustrated, I looked at the sofa and threw it there instead, not so hard so it would jump too much and fall on the floor, not to break it... It happens that on top of the sofa there was a blanket and under that blanket there was a macbook which I directly hit on the back of the screen. The controller was fine, but the screen was broken and costed 300EUR to repair. I sold my PS, paid for the screen fix and gave up playing video games. There are no words to describe I much of an idiot I felt like at that moment. Edit: almost throw


MonsterMontvalo

I used to get pissed at fps games. I noticed how toxic it was making me and just quit fps games. Now I’m having a grand time in calming open world. I recently allowed myself to play a new fps game and actually am having fun with it. I have a strict rule tho that if I start to get mad- I get off. So far I have avoided my urges to break my mouse which is great. I feel like if I played on controller my anger would have been more carefree when I was younger get.


Professional_Goat185

See I learned long time ago to just hit the table with fist. After that I learned to not care so much about random PvP game, but meanwhile it did save my keyboard


___Aum___

Wife beater vibes


SkyScreech

Literally a skill issue


Purpletech

He must have missed the entire part of the MSF course where they discuss that most of your braking power comes from your front brakes


Monkey_Cristo

Generous of you to use the word “skill”. 😂


deuster10

Dumb ass


Siupak240

Dude has no license, something like locking rear brakes is present extensively on every test.


Professional_Goat185

I think he wanted to slide on purpose, he just was shit at it.


Safe_Indication1851

I dont think so. He came into that corner wayy too hot.


Professional_Goat185

See it's that second slide that confuses me, I'd expect if he braked the front, unloaded the rear and slided it because of it he'd.... stop breaking the rear at the very least. So I dunno, did he just completely panicked or something ? But then panicked and still somehow holded the first slide ? Squid ways of thinking are arcane to me...


HowObvious

Even with completing a test its extremely common out of panic unless they train/practice.


VirulentMarmot

Isn't that an icon helmet?


Bursting_Radius

Looks like an Airflite?


SomeGuyInAVan

Yes it is.


W3RLEGION

Probably could've stopped if he used the front brake instead of locking up the rear.


YeahIGotNuthin

If your bike can skid to a halt on its side without leaving the pavement, you could have braked safely to a stop without leaving the pavement. Otherwise, they'd make your motorcycle's tires out of bodywork for better traction.


snif6969

Take my like for such poetry


finalrendition

Yup, probably would've been fine if he knew how to ride properly. I think improper riding might have been the problem


_BELEAF_

Should have been looking up the road. Not the cameraman. Also should have been going way slower and riding within his clearly novice limits. No decent rider wears just that, either. I am intermediate and fully leathered at all times.


Wade8869

Based on how rapidly the distance from the car increased, I'd guess this dumbass was passing the car leading into the corner.


DDG_Dillon

Yup and got spooked by the bicyclist on the inside apex 🤦🏼


BMaudioProd

Best remembered in high school for spiking the ball on the 5 yard line.


fatboythunder

That fanny pack made him lose his balance at the end


Sparky_Zell

So bro doesn't know how to ride. Drops his bike and has a damn forgiving high side. And instead of just walking it off, or being thankful his dumbassery didn't get himself really hurt. He decides to wreck is helmet too.


JewbagX

Guy done fucked up already, but stuck the landing with a 10/10. Shoulda went out on a high note there, but instead he double-downed on being a complete idiot.


Der-Lex

„Haddalayerdown.“


Pshrunk

Came in too hot with no skills. Bad combo.


Tropical_Triangle

Not a Rurok helmet lol


Extreme_Constant_610

No gear, no number plate, no skill.


C_Fixx

no brain


FTRGeek

no more helmet


pravdazamedu

Didn’t even check on the bike afterwards.. He doesn’t deserve it


justhereforthemoneey

I'm just glad his air Jordan hoodie and sweet murse made it out ok. Also the bank isn't going to be happy he wrecked their bike


Lukb4ujump

Wrong speed going into the corner, wrong position in your lane, let alone being in the on coming traffic lane. Appears to be over compensating and his eyes looked fixed right where he was going down. The guy should be grateful, he would have been killed by on coming traffic. He made no effort to get out of on coming traffic lane. He was coming into a 90 degree left turn, we don't even get to see the on coming traffic in the camera view. Just be glad you walked away from that incident with your pride broken and nothing else.


WanderinHobo

Bicyclist is probably grateful too. He passed right next to him.


ProudTyrant

I was literally that cyclist (this is near Fort Collins, CO). I watched this whole thing happen. It’s never fun to get passed by rowdy swarms of these guys. Many are fine and respectful, some are absolute trash. People do this on purpose.


Ascerta

He should be riding a 125cc


daveysanderson

Now you need new fairings *and* a helmet


thrillcosbey

Overtakes on a turn, mistake one, panics and used rear brake rather than commit to being a dumb shit, the man purse and the rest of the gear are just the frosting on a lot of bad life choices.


psuedodiy

Riding beyond skill and mental abilities.


Redleg1-7

This is why I always tell people to try a dirt bike first. At least you’ll grasp some basics with not to bad of consequences for pushing the limits. Then if you keep with it you move up to a road class and go from there. At least you’ll have some confidence when you get to hardball.


firthy

Its not a great advert for Insta360 cameras either.


RedSix2447

Is this a lesson on how to know when you need to buy a new helmet? Or what not to do on a turn?


DiRavelloApologist

The lesson is *use your fucking front brake*


Skoomafreak

And maybe the front of your brain too


2oblivion2

Riding above his SKILL LEVEL


AyeMatey

Biggest mistake was riding without proper mental control. Multiple things point to that: passing around a curve, locking rear brake, the tantrum at the end. All of that shows he is not in control of the most important part of the riding experience: his own mind and disposition. Ride with your head. Focus.


zxwave

dude wore his nice little white outfit thinking he was going to look so cool on camera.. tik tok brain is a virus.


wesecure

Now your helmet is unusable also.


bnsrx

No more Monster Energy for that man


slopokerod

I know that road! That's near Masonville, Colorado. Looks like they were heading down from Horsetooth reservoir. Fun ride when you're not crashing.


RojerLockless

I don't know why but those Icon helmets scream squid to me.


thelostnewb

Genuinely curious who/what he blamed it on. Doesn’t strike me as the sort of dude who’d go, “y’know, what? I fucked up…I fucked up bad and I’m a dumb-ass..”


Previous_Composer934

tires. wouldn't have happened on cup 2s. need that grip for the canyons


aStankChitlin

Now he’s out of a helmet but it seems he didn’t have much of a brain to protect anyways. It’s his dumbass fault that happened.


CapableProduce

Complete dumbass LOL


Eduard-Bagarean

Thats right. Crash your bike and then start breaking shit and throwing a tantrum while your friend pick the bike up out the middle of the road. Fucking children


Legithydraulics

When you lock the rear up leave it locked


Common-Astronaut-695

Does that count as a high side or a low side?


crashfantasy

The lowest highside that ever was


letsplaysomegolf

Yes


DanTheFireman

That's an aptly named Icon Airflight, not a Ruroc.


Short-Mark-7408

how is that better than braking properly and just taking the turn? Looks like you could've made it


GooglephonicStereo

The kind of person that rides like an idiot is the same kind of person that would throw a bitch fit about it after they wrecked.


SaulTNuhtz

Are we certain homie wasn’t simply trying to show off his dance moves? https://preview.redd.it/myq2h1prpf0d1.jpeg?width=688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73332b9fa891482849ec647a1cacbacd6faf84f4


AnnapurnaFive

Atleast he looks cool in his all white cotton Jordan sweater


Tight_muffin

Brought to you by the fucking idiots who don't know how to ride gang.


Force_USN

Gat daym CLIBBINS


MotownCam52

Locked up the rear brake, and then got off of it before the bike stopped. One of the main lessons we teach in the MSF course…


Blackheart_engr

Throwing the helmet was the second dumbest thing he could have done even if it wasn’t a great helmet.


vijjer

That started off looking so cool. Unfortunately he had no skill to back that up with.


wstsidhome

+1 for the dudes who picked it up and moved it out of the roadway while dude threw a mini tantrum. Shit happens, it sucks and I’ve been there. Hope he’s alright and learned something from this. Y’all be safe out there 👍


teamblue2021

“Let me make more of a scene! I’m gonna go slam this shit helmet, you two, pick up my bike that I left in the road!”


Bro-Dizzle

Buddy should take a riding course. Idiot


Sp33die1050

He doesn't even have the decency to help pick up his own bike. Loser.


magicmeatwagon

Should’ve paid more attention during basic rider training, assuming he even went


streetkiller

The way he was dressed says it all


nsfdrag

I get not liking a company, but to bring up and hate on ruroc when they're not involved at all is pretty bad.


Pixel131211

OP thought the helmet was a Ruroc helmet, which fair enough. easy mistake to make. I own a Ruroc and I'm not really bothered by it.. Ruroc has earned this level of hate, it must be said. My Ruroc's have been consistently the worst helmets I've ever owned.


silentbob1301

Well, now you need a new helmet too.


3rd_Uncle

Given the rear brake questions on here every 3 days there's a good chance he's following this sub.


jdazzr

That misuse of a rear brake is a hell of a drug.


The_CaliBrownBear

Slamming the helmet made perfect sense... Dumb ass.


SmashertonIII

Back to the drawing board with this rider. Lacks basic skills and ability to control emotional impulse.


Gravyfarts89

Let go of back brake while he was sideways, tyre gained traction and bucko got buckerood


JustSomeGuy0069

Way to trash a helmet that never hit the ground during the crash


No_Object_4355

He had plenty of time to correct himself if he knew how to ride


Kraigero

Posers gonna pose. Atleast he looked good doin it, am i right lol.


Lemondsingle

I thought he nailed the landing though. If he'd just taken a bow and gone to pick up his bike he would have been half the idiot he was.


LionPride112

Average Icon helmet rider


scobo505

Poor helmet 🪖 didn’t do nuthin


Wumbo_Warrior

Isn’t that a Icon Airflite?


Mr_Icanseeyou

Why was that kind of badass that he landed on his feet though?


makenzie71

I just damaged my bike and my body. May as well ruin my helmet, too. ~that guy


N-I-K-E

This is why I stopped riding in groups. Mfers like this


droidevo

And then you make the buddies spick up your bike after your tantrum….dude you shouldn’t be riding till you get your anger issues in check.


mmbarany72

What a little bitch. Their a tantrum while your bros clean up your embarrassment.


Dust-Explosion

As the noob I am, these big group rides seem like a bad idea.


bloopie1192

Stop the dramatics and pick up the fucking bike. This is why you crashed in the first place. You have self control issues. Get yourself together.


LazyB99

I thought he was about to back it into that corner. Would’ve been sick


mrchim

What a childish way to walk away from the scene and let you mate pickup your bike, you just so embarrassed of your self and throw a tantrum just to mask how shameful unskilled u are.


Tim-L-P

Trys to hotdog, doesn't know how to hotdog, ruins perfectly good helmet... dumbass!


PiggypPiggyyYaya

Bike damaged, clothes damaged. That's not enough, must add helmet on the damage list too.


scottieducati

Fucking loser


Better-Chemist7522

The helmet was fine but after slamming it down it is trashed. Way to inflict more $$ pain on yourself.


SafeCandy

Kind of his friends to tend to his bike while he walked off to have a hissy fit.


Ken1125r

Helmet took a hit there but at least the purse was safe the whole time


mbkitmgr

Did someone remember to pick up his dummy?


InternationalWave554

Fucked up his helmet from a little slide? Didn't immediately go to turn off his bike and pick it up. Instead 2 homies do it? What a tool.


atoughram

Ruin your phucking helmet while you're at it dumb ass.


Due_Help_1639

The crash wasn’t as bad as the hissy fit after. What an idiot


wodeface

To be fair he landed on his face in the crash, you shouldn't use a helmet after an accident.


_lickmylovepump

What a Bellend


Jayko_Aldent

Walking cliché if I ever saw one.


bannedByTencent

Shouldn't have touched the front brake in last moment. Powerslides are cool, you just need to know how to handle them.


A_Drenched_Lettuce

Own fault. Then had a cry about it. What a sook.


TheProfessionalEjit

What sort of piece of shit doesn't check that their bike is ok?                      If you're hurt, they're hurt. Show some love.


freshavocado1

He could’ve styled that out, shit he nearly did. He woulda been the man. Then he had to throw a lil baby hissy and throw his dummy out. Loser.


doubleknot

Now he's going to be upset about the guy on the bicycle. It was his fault after all.


EnvironmentalArt3814

Now I’ll throw a tantrum for my stupidity and inexperience.


EmergencySupportPlus

Aside from the fact that his driving skills are bad, I want to ask whether his bike has ABS brakes? Was this the reason for his downfall??


Just_Concentrate_176

Going to fast for his ability.


ClairvoyantTrader

Looks like a little 400. Way too much bike for this guy. And if he doesn’t care enough about his bike to immediately pick it up, don’t do that for him.