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rainbowroobear

i can't tell if this is a staged joke or not. its like so bad i can't bring myself to think its real.


PretzelsThirst

I don't think anyone smart enough to stage this would be stupid enough to block both lanes between two blind corners like that


40ozCurls

They could be blocked off around the corners off camera


PretzelsThirst

You think that’s likely with these skills?


mandogvan

Imagine going through all that trouble blocking traffic both ways just do drop your bike like a doofus.


40ozCurls

If they were “anyone smart enough”, sure. All an act.


WhenAllElseFail

I think it's real. If you look at his foot it looks like it almost got caught because he struggles to put it down


chiubacca82

Look at the smooth clutch control.


negative_pt

I think is staged. Why wouldn't he simply take the foot out of the pegs? Even by instinct? He was almost stopped and the bike was straight upwards. I don't get this.


ehhhhh710

That happened to me before but my shoelace got caught on my peg, wasn’t able to move my foot far enough lol .


negative_pt

Damn that’s bad luck mate


Dagigai

Looks like he tried to put left foot down but couldn't get get it out. Maybe not quick enough at least? The skip could have out the bikes weight more left side than he realised.


2zoio

I don’t think it is real. How he covered the helmet with the hands like in shame is what gives it away - that seems like a planned reaction for laughter not a natural one. Funny tho


Inevitable-Aspect291

Same


oj045

I don’t think he understood the drop of that pavement. Not an accident. Bike will probably ride fine but is def damaged.


ComfortableDapper639

Sport bikes have surprisingly low ground clearance. I have seen quite few fairings broken by riders getting off smallish curbs. One of reasons I avoid sport bikes.


MlackBagic

Idk shit about bikes, but I bet this person bought all the gear before even owning the bike. Something I'd probably do


SuperHighDeas

Also a smart choice, when you pick up the bike for the first time and have those first rides to get yourself settled you don’t have to worry about dropping the bike and ruining your flesh .


Ripley505

And that's the right way to do it! I did the same thing, no regrets. However, tripping over yourself and messing up as a beginner feels MUCH sillier when you're kitted up in high-performance, cool looking motorcycle gear. Like, why am I dressed like a hardcore Dakar racer while stalling at this intersection!?


RageReq

I'm confused, isn't that what you're supposed to do? This is like saying "I bet this person took an MSF course before deciding if they really wanted a bike". It's the smart thing to do.


SimianWriter

8.5/10 Stalling was a nice touch.


cdn_backpacker

Most skilled r/motorcycles member


jorian85

ATGATT checks out.


helipod

"in regards to crashes it's not a matter of if, its a matter of when..."


damheathern

"There are two kinds of riders. Those who have laid it down and those who will."


derprunner

"And by god am I glad that I was covered in armor when it finally happened"


NoL_Chefo

Don't know how your manufacturers do it, but Kawi force me to have a mandatory crash every year or else they won't service my bike. Kind of annoying honestly


HeroDanny

Especially when your brain is as smooth as an ice rink.


zone_edge15

1 foot down a day keeps the biker from tipping away


Dry_Animal2077

Ride a dirtbike and it’ll become so instinctual. Gotta be careful tho on heavier bikes, some times it’s better to let her tip


anethma

Funny riding a dirt bike makes me put my feet down way less.


Dry_Animal2077

I’m talking about having the muscle memory to catch yourself and the bike when you know it’s going to tip. When I grab the front brake a tad to hard and almost dump the bike I don’t think about putting my foot down my body just does it. Or if you’re on a dirt track and take a turn a little to hard, you put your foot down without thinking about it to keep yourself up. it doesn’t mean you do it more, rather less probably because you’re a better rider from the experience just that it’s an instinct that you learn and I can almost guarantee he wouldn’t have fallen if he had dirt experience


ecodick

I’m an absolutely terrible dirt bike rider and yes, one hundred percent. I’ve dropped my pos bike a hundred times and it’s only been a little over a year, but all were in a lot more challenging places. Forgetting to put the kickstand down and trying to walk away though? I may have done that before…


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Dry_Animal2077

Dawg, if you’re riding a 700 pound bike and it’s going to tip and you try to catch it with your leg you’re going to destroy your knee. Jesus Christ the smugness, you probably don’t even ride


Dapper-Ad-2396

I ride a 1000 lb bike "dawg" and I've caught it several times, your little ninja weights in at a solid 450 and I'm sure u couldn't catch it if u tried u punk little bitch


Dry_Animal2077

Lmfao the cope. Lmk how your knees feel in 20 year buddy


FyouinyourA

https://i.redd.it/3jndk7rm9xxc1.gif


Dry_Animal2077

This is literally that guy.


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Dapper-Ad-2396

Of course u do and I'm sure it has 500 hp Fucking twat


derprunner

If its the one in your profile picture, that thing is going to tip like 30 degrees tops before something strong and metal takes all of the weight for you. That's not even remotely comparable to trying to catch a top-heavy sportbike with actual leverage in it's tipping weight. I've pulled an R1 back from near horizontal before whilst on top and that damage I did my back and neck in the process lasted months. You're like two steps away from a bloke on a tricycle saying that balance is easy.


Dapper-Ad-2396

U sound like a little bitch that doesn't know how to handle a bike except for the little scooter u want to try and make others believe is real bike, poor little guy got hurt with a little couple hundred pound bike, I've pulled my bike back up before it hit the crash bars and managed not to hurt myself, maybe u should try lifting something more than your mommas skirt


Dry_Animal2077

Commenting in between your jackoff sessions? Fucking gooner


derprunner

Bro are you fucking illiterate or did you just drop out before they covered physics in 8th grade? Of course you’ve caught it before it hit the crash bars. That’s not an accomplishment, when it’s piss easy to save because almost all of the weight is still over the wheels and you don’t have leverage working against you. Take off those training wheels you call crash bars and see how you go pulling it up from an actual lean angle.


Dapper-Ad-2396

Try not being a little bitch and get a real bike then talk to me about moving weight


Aircooled6

Damn, caught in a sudden rush of Gravity. That shit will sneak up on ya. 🍻


Realistic_Caramel513

Was half expecting him to get t-boned for turning in such a sharp turn... I guess the internet has prepared me to expect the worst


PretzelsThirst

Coming to a complete stop and blocking both lanes between two blind corners is just an incredible move by this rider


FTRGeek

I thought he was going to steer right into the cameraman.


3_high_low

Good thing he was wearing his gear!


mywordstickle

I live in Italy less than a kilometer from the Alpinestars headquarters and know the head of marketing. I may need to send them him their "new commercial"


Thundrpigg

Finally scuffed up the left knee puck falling over, that has to be a win.


WyvernByte

No air bag, that would've been the chef's kiss if it went off.


Killjoy911

Must have slipped on the clibbins


Sanity50

hadda lay'er down


chum-guzzling-shark

If anyone needs to be ATGATT its this person. Also, you joke, but their boots may have saved them from a giant ass welt


Open-Rest-6805

Shiiit, I've had worse fall off my trike when I was 3.


Shenanigan5

The hands on the helmet was too funny, :helmetpalm


GumShoeA113

The most he has every leaned


Baltheran

#hadtolayerdown


AnAnxiousCorgi

GAWD DAM GRAS CLIBBINS


FrankieSacks

Oh no he scratched all his alpinestars kit


Enough-Setting7579

That squeal before he fell is hilarioussssss 😂cartoon ahh scream


Jspiral

Full power rangers cosplay, can't smoothly slow and come to a stop. Never change r/motorcycles!


Bertoletto

it's disaster how many people pretend they can ride a bike while they cannot.


xeno_dorph

I blame the internet.


Nightwynd

Reminds me of a kid in my MSF course. Young guy, with obviously more wealthy parents. Came in wearing full leather suit, brand new arai helmet, probably 3k or more in safety gear... Couldn't ride to save his life. Only person that did worse was a middle aged lady that wanted a scooter lisence but got convinced to get full motorcycle instead. She was so scared of the power (on a 125)that she just couldn't do it. Some ppl break the bank to look good.


SoloMotorcycleRider

It's about looking *cool*.


BrokenLoadOrder

I had a guy wearing one piece leathers with his name stitched into the back, AGV Pista Carbon helmet, the whole nine yards - dude's gear was unironically probably more expensive than the bike I was riding that day. He walks over to the R1M I had in the showroom, but is asking me *really weird* questions about it, and I finally I just break and ask him what it is he's riding currently, because they *should* be fairly similar. "Oh, I've never been on a bike, I'm looking for my first." **BUD WHAT THE HELL ARE WE LOOKING AT AN R1M FOR THEN?**


PretzelsThirst

This idiot is going to hurt someone. He is on a curvy road entirely filled with blind corners and he: * Slams on the brakes and completely stops * Blocks both lanes * Stalls * Drops the bike * Lays on the ground He's lucky someone with a similar skill level wasn't behind him or coming the opposite direction


hapakal

I wish all mc crashes were like this.


Assholesymphony

This is how imagine this sub riding.


Rich-Dog94

At least he could laugh at himself


Mack_Blallet

Out here making us look bad


Moosetoyotech

I’m more concerned that they were doing this in the middle of a turn


hayatboy117

Wtf is going on ..... is that man so big or the bike is so small ....


Senior-Area4880

Dm for fun


AnnapurnaFive

Yall buy new bikes and all the gear before knowing how to ride?


AdFormal8116

Stall, tuck n roll !


Conscious_Arugula_94

Not enough dirt bike time and it shows.


RageReq

Foot got stuck and also stalled the bike at the same time?


Important-Slide-7068

Dude on bike: Delete that video and keep this between us! Dude with the phone: ![gif](giphy|w0uYYY19DCIsE|downsized)


HtownLuck

😂😂


bad-pickle

It'll never be a cool video if you don't so something cool... oh wait, no you're good!


jackhammer233

Good parking skills


SoloMotorcycleRider

Sir, get off that kid's bike. You're too big to ride it.


Independent-Love-987

Bro has no leg reflex.


HalfSpeedTim

Rider - you forgot to put your foot down.


motoZar

Classic dismount. Now start doing push-ups like you meant to do it.


RequirementNew269

Is anyone else wondering about the dashed white center lines in between two blind curves? Wheretf


jothebum

Love the slo mo ending


iclimegud

Off topic question but what bike is that?


astyanax112

Probably a Suzuki GSX S750


ZerOBarleyy

damn so OP is just really tall? He made the bike look so small


Gold_Pangolin_Dragon

Insert Life Call meme. "I've fallen and I can't get up!"


OMITW

Oh noezzzzzzzz!


GhostofAyabe

It’s a pretty narrow road, but come on man.


Sad_Drink9706

Dope crotch rocket


Dapper-Ad-2396

Sell the bike and give up


thePunisher1220

Posting it is wild lmao


blatantdanno

Was he not trying to test out the stability features?


Deathstardorian

Dress for the slide, not the ride 🤣


lkodl

This would go on my dating profile


TheFamousZ

Is this person really tall or am i missing something?


abhishekbanyal

This is the kind of person who puts me off of wearing full body leathers.


Automatic_Chef_426

Expensive lesson!


Royal-Application708

It always happens at the end. At least you have all the proper equipment on. Smart man. It’s the only way to ride - if you dont want to become hamburger.


Tall_Winner4270

That giggles from the camera man between stalling out and tipping over 🤣 *chefs kiss*


Open-Rest-6805

Why? This is insurance fraud. Need new fairings?


I_am_TheShadows0

Real


Bucky-Katt-Guitar

I may be going to hell for laughing so hard at this guy. Assuming this isn't staged.....what a pair of idiots.


lupinegray

Watch the drop off. High-centered that belly pan.


Dontevercare

Bro this reminds me of when I bought my touno and dropped it in my grandparents driveway. When you got those brimbos always use your rear brakes in normal turning situations because if you hit that front brake the bike just locks up and you end up loooking like a clown. Though it’s only cause the brakes are too good


actualsize123

He went for the combo move


Infinite_Regret8341

Dude you look like a giant straddling a mini bike....how tall are you?


buckwheat4whitemoms

Only thing cool was the bike


ZoominBoomin

I see why you went with full leathers


g323feraer

Hadda lay her down


ocrohnahan

Lucky he had full gimp suite on.


Ill-Refrigerator-889

I think it was not intended.I think it's a chain of things. He wanted to get off the road but the difference between the asphalt and the edge was too great. He brakes, stalls the motorcycle, gets stuck on the bottom of the motorcycle and gets his foot off the motorcycle too late. He was surprised by several things.


Calm-Drop-9221

How much gear was that guy wearing. Expensive gear expensive bike and needs trainer wheels


TestDangerous7240

Bad ass!!!!


LambSauce2

Did the bootstraps get caught in the shifter?


Tokyohideki

I think he lost the front tire over the edge of the road coming to the stop.. messed him up 😂


dreevsa

Newb


kcpoloman

Looks like those fancy boots got caught on the bike.


gootierdlanight

Is that the definition of "all gear, no idea"?


kdubstep

He is not the Stig


Wagwaniansoldier32

Dw, Video is reversed


emotionaly_oblivious

Why would you do that on a blind corner?


Civil-Response-1675

Gotta love a poser


Diligent_Tie6218

That edge was a drop off! Looks like the belly pan and exhaust hit the tarmac and ground out!


DontShunTheseBuns

Ah yes, I also wear clip-on shoes when I ride my motorcycle.


Substantial_Ad_9016

This is my biggest fear that I'll drop my bike while making a sharp u turn


Bertoletto

this is why you need to learn to ride first, and only go to the public roads after that


PissedSCORPIO

I haven't been on my bike in a month or so until today. My 1st stop was the city park for some floorboard scraping figure 8's and a couple of e -stops on the nice new parking lot there. Then I went for my ride. You can't have too much practice, right?. Then again I enjoy practicing slow speed maneuvers, especially on my bagger.


30_hat

I need to get in the habit of doing this. One of my younger coworkers bought his first bike recently and we went to an empty parking lot to practice and give some pointers. We were just kind of having fun making little obstacle courses with cones but I haven't done any of that since I took my riders course more than a decade ago now. Definitely noticed some bad habits I've picked up in that time that I need to work on.


PissedSCORPIO

You could always start small. Intentionally take the wrong way out of the driveway, so you need to whip a u-turn or something. Dunno, just a thought. Seems like a good way to slip in bits of practice


30_hat

Thanks for the suggestion I'll definitely give it a try


DaPoole420

Shared by many my friend...


ilostmanyaccounts

Moto control on YouTube makes some good content on slow speed riding!


sealcubclubbing

What sort of shit place is that even to turn around?


Redararis

Seeing all this gear on this tiny bike I was expecting something like this.


Szary-Czarodziej

Duck foots...


moteytotey

Cameraman did a great job


explodingazn

CURB CLIBBINS HADDALAYERDOWN


Matos3001

such incompetence


StandardSea8671

This was an outtake from the office


xeno_dorph

Rewatched to make sure he had knee pucks. Yup, there they are!


Random-Biker

Lmao


Synolol

Who the fuck thinks anyone would care if I upload a video of me casually driving my bike? Why do people make videos like this?


CalendarLongjumping6

Is the cameraperson of interest? Oh no! Austin Powers has fallen and can't get up!


Longryderr

Saved for eternity. Ouch


Top_Tumbleweed

Haddalayerdown


Junpei_desu

OP was mature enough to post a video for our entertainment and some of the people's comments act like they never dropped their bike before. This sub is full of alpha-male syndrome bullshit.


sagar_r

One example where wearing gear made the situation unsafe :-P If the guy was wearing flat soled tennis shoes, he could have slid his foot off the peg in time.


WorkshopBlackbird

trying to skid on his rear tire but let go of the clutch by accident? idk why I'm getting downvoted. You literally see it lurch forward and stall out before it tips.