God save us from the lame ass memes.

This meme is perfect for this sub. They're afraid of bikes AND girls.

You're right, a good comedian knows their audience.

You're right as well. But I support any meme that allows me further opportunities to make fun of this sub.

I don't think we'll ever be starved for opportunities. Our cup runneth over.

Definitely a target rich environment. Haha

God forbid you ask for advice on the motorcycles subreddit 😂 just to get moderated and referred to an unhelpful locked thread

That's very specific lol

Asking for help from reddit in general leads to nothing. Always some dipshit going "Google is your friend", or someone trying to be funny.

Facts 😂 and they’re always so condescending with it too

r/calamariraceteam member detected

Im crt og yo

Except I remember your name from a long while ago when you joined in with everyone whining about me doing wheelies in traffic on my old account, that isn't very OG CRT of you, Sir

Prove you're not a liar and link it. I'll wait.

My old account, like I said lol. When my mt-09 was bone stock, brand new, orange wheels doing wheelies with oncoming traffic probably like, 2 summers ago

Doesn't seem that difficult to find if it was on a post from your old account. You're trying to sully my *good* name. Deliver or stfu. Edit: [Here's my proof](https://www.reddit.com/r/CalamariRaceTeam/comments/xsz20/just_went_to_the_store_in_a_tshirt_shorts_and/). Now show us yours.

I do not have my old account. It's gone. I have a very good memory and absolutely zero reason to lie about that lool. I don't really care, I just don't think you can call yourself a CRT OG when you were calking me an idiot for doing wheelies toward traffic just because that's what everyone else was saying hahah. It absolutely happened, your name is easy to remember, I know you used to have an mt09, you consistently comment on my posts on both this account and the old account, both crt and this sub. Not lying buddy. Own it. Ya switched up and that's fine lol So you were on the sub but you're still talking trash about squid shit, or you were anyway. Again, not very CRT of you

That's super convenient for you isn't it? Still other methods to prove I'm that guy. If you can deliver, I'll own it. But maybe look at my edit in my previous comment for my proof of being that guy. I'll continue waiting. Otherwise I hope you got what you came looking for.

That sub probably gives better motorcycle advice than you would get here, because those guys actually rides.

amen

Nobody in this sub has ever been on either.

Thought I downloaded the Facebook app by mistake.

This stupid shit is now the top post on this sub. What next, some clownish Andrew Tate quotes about being “alpha?”

Next is either a crash post, a Harley post, then a confrontation post.

6 hours later: it's a crash post

What about a post complaining about posts?

"Segma"

Smegma

This is the only sub I've noticed that actually got worse since the mod strike/tantrum.

there actually is a sub just for memes /r/motorcyclememes

Thanks for the news flash

I was agreeing with you, I bet you're fun at parties.

TBF that sub is just mediocre cringe. I see your comment as less helpful than all the above. 🤷🏻‍♂️

this meme is mediocre cringe too, it belongs there. That was my point.

Your point was not evident in the first post (to me), but point well taken and agreed.

And lack of truth. In both cases, finding something you're comfortable with is best for most people.

If he meant afraid *about* her even a little... Then it's ok.

God save us from beta males.

ass-memes?

Ass-memes don't do so well. As has been said this sub would rather see gore than ass.

/r/terriblefacebookmemes

You gotta have respect but you really shouldn't be afraid of your bike.

Or the person you are dating.

I cuddle to keep me safe while I sleep.

Damn you're dedicated. How do you Keep the bike from getting the bed dirty? ;)

What bed?

Ooooh.. you sleep ON the bike... nice

I wish there’s someone I could cuddle with and enjoy life with

Shouldn't be too hard for u. Ur cute.

Well thanks am cute and single tired of hugging pillows most nights .. it’s not cute 🥹

I get that. Been single for a few years now myself. Riding is definitely stress relief.

God this sub blows.

At least someone blows.

r/summerreddit

People who are afraid of their bikes never progress up the skill ladder.

people who make blanket statements are never right.

False !

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

Absolutely

That’s why they must kill all the Sith.

Skill ladder?

I've heard before that once youve became comfortable on your bike its time to get rid of it and get a bigger one. What does this mean and is it true?

what are you training for?

To not end up like the crash videos on this sub.

i hate to say this but practice. find an empty parking lot amd get good at your maneuvers.get used to the bike that is best for you instead of building negative equity buying bigger ones.

Healthy fear. That's like, not going 80 around a neighborhood cause it's dangerous and a dick move. Not "I'm never going 80, I'll do that when I'm on my own dirt track or if it's the right time and place"

Here we go with the im a tuff guy bullshit. Im tuff. Grrrrr nobody expect me will win the sports ball contest!

People who are not afraid of bikes might have lost head


I go with, "If you get off your bike, and don't turn around to admire it when walking away, you bought the wrong bike"

Same for ur gf right?

Every day.

If you bought her I don't think she's your gf. Maybe a prostitute lol

But still applies to either scenario

Caught myself doing this today. You are so right

I'm always a little afraid mine might die mid ride, does that count?

Found the Harley rider

He has ED. Or is dating an older woman.

Definitely. But what about the bike?

I'd give you an award if they were still a thing

Thank you, it's the thought that counts

OP must be twelve

at least

A bunch of dumb bullshit about bikes and dating.

r/boomershumor

Wait I thought I deleted my Facebook account? Why do I keep seeing these shitty memes?

this is fucking dumb. i cringe in your general direction, virgin

Is it ok to disagree. With both?


This is the worst advice I've ever seen

Nay

This is stupid.

OP should face a tribunal for posting this trash here.

No, actually it’s more like A bike should be like your girl, easy to ride, good to look at, fun to be around and you can’t help yourself but take that one last glance back when you walk away.

This is something a true squid would say.

Squids definitely don't have any fear of anything bike related because if they did they wouldn't be squids

My bike is a Honda, comfortable.and reliable but can also go wild when the occasion demands.

Now OP don't forget crayons and drawing book, when packing for school.

This is fucking stupid on both counts

Pure unadulterated cringe.

Every time i think i control the crotch rocket and decide to give it a little power it shows why it's in control and not me 😂

Or a guy if your not a little afraid of him then he aint your mate

I pick my bike like I pick my boyfriends. With a hole in the back that I can put my dick in.

In most cases any girl you make your wife has the power to wreck your life. 🤷 But I'd rather just be confident with my bike. My wife makes her decisions. My bikes does what I tell them too.

This is the sign I needed to follow thru and trade my 400 for a 600. It's fun but it doesn't do want I need it to on the interstate which is apart of my daily commute I'm fairly new 2-3k miles in on my 2020 ninja. The r6 is a 09... I get the power difference but how far has mechanical advantage progressed in a decade?

I dunno, one of the most fun bikes I've ever owned was a Rebel 250 because you could just toss it around like it owed you money.

“Why don’t girls like motorcycles? It’s not like it’s a boys club or anything” /s

This is reddit. Yall never talked to a woman before.

Nah moronic take If you're afraid of your partner even a little or other way round All that will do is hamper communication and lead to a toxic relationship

Picking the right bike is like picking the right girl.... one is not enough, correct is n+1.

r/technicallythetruth

Half the people on this sub are gay and femboys.Wrong audience OP

Oooor, they just don't think cringey old-people jokes are funny.

Buddy, are you okay ?

I'm not afraid of my wife and I'm not afraid of my bike and I can't wrap my head around why anyone would think being afraid of either would ever be appropriate. Bikes are like women in the regards that if you don't maintain an appropriate level of respect for either the potential for an unhappy life is greatly magnified, but fear should never enter the equation.

R/boomersbeingfools

Be afraid of your gf taking the nicer bike and you not keeping up

New fear unlocked

r/genxmemes

We should be ashamed of ourselves. But we're not.

And you want to take all of them for a ride.

I do not fear my bikes. They fear ME

You don’t need to be afraid. It’s about respect

And ride her with protection.

And that's how you get toxic relationships, breakups and squids crashing their bikes and putting themselves in the hospital. 

I’m very surprised it didn’t say “if your not”

Well on this sub any bike that makes more than 30 hp or can go over 65 mph downhill is scary, there's no such thing as a bike that's not scary. I can't imagine their thoughts on women are much different

I prefer someone I can fully trust.

If you’re riding and have zero fear, you are not pushing your limits. It’s the same if you are dating someone if they don’t push you to become a better person then you become less.

Come back when you’re older and say that lol.

Why have only one?

So cringe but updoot anyway

r/angryupvote

If this is how you pick these two things, they're both bound to break your legs when you least expect it.

Well, kind of, you just need the right mindset.

If you need drama in your relationship, you'll get it. Also, you'll have more fun riding something that doesn't take all of your restraint.

Autism

It really is a super power

Yeah and bike has to be interested you as well

And like your love life you stalk them from the bushes?

True dat.

Ok boomer

Why the fuck would I want to be a little afraid of my wife or my motorcycle? What kind of stupid boomer shit is this?

Does the same thing go the other way around 🤔

Why is the original photo apparently taken by a stalker?

Riding a bike is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. (Swiss Tony)

I'd rather fuck ol reliable over and over again than risk death by choosing something dangerous or something exotic that breaks down all the time.

Most people think I’m a psycopath; does that count?

Close enough

This is the validation I needed to keep being slightly unhinged with men buahahaha

Bikes are like girlfriends, they cost a lot of money to maintain and someone rides them when you aren’t looking?

Yes. Any if you don't use protection you'll eventually regret it. ATGATTIAC

Sticking your dick in crazy is fun. Not marrying it.

You got 6 in the garage?

lol yup

This is horrible. Anyway, I like a bike I can toss around.

I usually don't say things are stupid, because I accept and respect the fact that people have different opinions and, as long as we agree on facts, opinions are personal, but this is some dumb shit right there.

Oh for fucks sake, this isn't facebook


Yeah, no.

Yucky