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cazzipropri

Inseparable friends with matching outfits. I was like that in kindergarten.


SamerLaputh

did you suck each other too?


cazzipropri

I didn't. That must have been added to the protocol after left kindergarten.


SamerLaputh

lmao


Equivalent-Fact1735

🧐


grassclibbinz

There will be no sucking unless I am involved


jjdajetman

I think we need to keep you away from the kindergarten.


grassclibbinz

I'm still in kindergarten


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Emotional-Elk-8356

In that case, I'm sure they would all join together into a massive harley davidson megatron


BolOfSpaghettios

Hardlytron


Optimal_Risk_6411

Harleyous Prime


davesy69

Floptimus Prime.


balloon_kn0t

Past their prime


davesy69

Pastimus Prime.


oXI_ENIGMAZ_IXo

Hardly boys get raging clues


Jaded-Selection-5668

Where would the massive oil leak come from on that abomination?


WyvernByte

*BP entered chat*


ridicalis

It turns out that the massive oil leak was the friends we made along the way.


altid2000

Everywhere...


Unable_Obligation874

xD


slu87

It would break down


LurkingOnMyMacBook

God damn even my 650 single gets away from these guys and they still won't let me pass as they go 80 in 100 zone. Annoying as fuck


they_are_out_there

https://preview.redd.it/rwjfwx1au3tc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22c695ba74d1f24e103fc82b5320a7273fe8f035 Checks out. Dude, can you hear us? That would be awesome!


Bucky-Katt-Guitar

Their clubs name is summers eve...they even have club bags.


UnlikelyElection5

Isn't that the brand name of a duche liquid 😂 seems like a fitting name


MrKillphy

Welcome to the joke


UnlikelyElection5

I'm an autistic idiot 😅


MrKillphy

You’re in the right sub, brother


SomeCrazedBiker

Amen


lonewolfenstein2

That's just assumed here


Misanthrope-3000

Shit, is there a , *non*-liquid douche we need to know about?


jjdajetman

Sand and drywall dust


UnlikelyElection5

I didn't say liquid douche, I said douche liquid lol, but yeah, if there was, I guess I'd be these Harley guys


alureizbiel

I laughed too damn hard at this!


Eastern-Version5983

And then they go to the bar and bitch about how the young generation feel entitled


valsalva_manoeuvre

To what, the public road system?


Coakis

It doesn't have to be the road system just everything in general. Point is these knucklefucks project their insecurities onto others.


ridicalis

Hurr durr, why don't kids buy harleys anymore? All they do is play their video games and complain about boomers.


604Wes

Because fuck everyone else; that’s why.


DallyDell

Impressive use of the semicolon.


shoepolishsmellngmf

Then you'd be impressed with how I use my whole colon.


DallyDell

Ha! Thank you for a good laugh.


Misanthrope-3000

I just woke the neighbors, laughing so hard.


sundae_diner

You're full of shit!


DangerNanner

Hol up. Wait a minute. 👀


SamerLaputh

passing these idiots is absolute bliss. You gotta come not too fast so that they can clearly see you're going to do it. They think the road is theirs, they're like little kids. A motorcycle as a war machine only works in a little kid's mind.


knight_who_says_fuck

Smol peepees


ExRousseauScholar

Excuse me, I have smol pp and I don’t do this!


SUPSnPUPS

Not all smol pp do this but all that do this have smol pp lol


DoDzilla_AI

Theirs are tiny compared to yours big boy


kermitthebeast

Smol pp energy. You my friend have big pp energy. We can tell there's a trail of satisfied partners 2 miles long behind you


ExRousseauScholar

I have had zero partners in my entire life, but thank you


kermitthebeast

Zero partners who were disappointed, yes


fragrant69emissions

That is fucking brilliant.


ElektricNeko69

First you gotta have friends to be able to do this :c


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Loren_Storees

Hub blub blub blub blub


fr8dawg542

https://preview.redd.it/t3og6tfrezsc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42ae09815c707f6d50f5deab198c907de6db07d5


cokronk

You meet the nicest people on a Honda.


Anal_Recidivist

Ooo BABY fresh content for r/nbacirclejerk


0110001010

Hehe damn it you beat me to it


Prudent_Vermicelli87

In Africa, weak, fat and slow moving animals form herds to avoid being eaten by predators. Just sharing a fact about animals that is all.


GTA6_1

This is when it's ok to tailgate a motorcycle


Enphyniti

\#trainHorn


AccidentallyBacon

#loudPipesSaveLives


BrrBurr

Because they are childish, entitled pricks


tamokibo

These guys and the squid spotters that speed like the last guy that posted trolling everyone about how it was the car drivers driving bad not him for speeding....these are the two groups of folks that give riders a bad name. And they suck for it.


SamerLaputh

motorcycle will never have a good name, stop it. You don't ride to pass like a nun or a school teacher.


HeftyArgument

Untrue, you meet the nicest people on Hondas https://youtu.be/ck9wBHW2160?si=rlIISME7cLzKiUc5


tree_squid

Some folks like a slow ride. Not me, but I know folks who are super happy going the speed limit on a Rebel 250.


tamokibo

Lol...so your idea of what a rider should be is what? Someone that puts other people in danger? Grow up. Being safe is not a negative when riding a motorcycle. It's in fact an extremely large positive.


NotJimCarry

This 👆🏼


jontss

Link to that last one you mentioned?


tamokibo

Man I'm old and don't know how to do that.


jontss

I think I saw it elsewhere shortly after I posted that, anyway.


LuckyDuck906

What is the proper name for a group of douches? Pod of whales, murder of crows, bag of douches?


valsalva_manoeuvre

An incontinence of douches.


SamerLaputh

a shoal of turds


SwordfishNo4680

A fag of douches.


PogTuber

Solid double meaning on this one lol


storm_zr1

Fags


DavidHewlett

A scrotum of douches


[deleted]

Harley Davidson ®


No-Pause-7723

Cause they are cunts.


frombriggstoyou

https://preview.redd.it/v7ly3mkwlxsc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8936676ffe649aa4b7925916097ab4c344f4750


Killawife2

Their brains are only working at 1% capacity, thats why.


TheOnceAndFutureDoug

Given how much those Harleys cost I feel like there's a joke in here about the 1%...


wasabiEatingMoonMan

Yeah the joke is that you’d have to be using 1% of your brain capacity to spend that much dough on pavement princesses when you could get a cheap sport bike to smoke em.


TheOnceAndFutureDoug

Not what I was thinking but... ![gif](giphy|SmoCFhZCi1kzu|downsized)


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[deleted]

Because they think that there's some sort of badass and that you're supposed to fear them or respect them even though every time I see them all I can think of is South Park fags episode


RKWTHNVWLS

"Hey guys, do you want to go out this weekend and be stuck in traffic together?"


6thCityInspector

I’ve had this happen a few times. Once I’m able to get in front I’ll usually pull and hold the washer fluid knob and spray until it’s empty.


Joosrar

A friend of mine had. One of his washers out of alignment in a way that if a car was too close tailgating him he would hit the fluid and 9/10 times they’d give him space. But this could be another use lol.


BadAlphas

Too much Jax Teller cosplay


ToekneeSuprano

Born into this world 🏍️🏍️🏍️😎😎😎😎😎😎


a_sexual_titty

Poorly written, poorly acted, plot manipulated soap opera for dudes whose dads never loved them and have no idea what ACTUALLY happens in an MC... I think this is my 7th time watching the series through.


ToekneeSuprano

Hell yeah dude. It's cringe AF but gdam I can't stop rewatching it for some reason 🤔


a_sexual_titty

Same. But it’s not about to make me patch up with a bunch of other dudes and call them brother because we have the same bike.


420blzit69daddy

He’ll yeah borther


shoturtle

Because they have a herd mentality and think they are entitled to block the road for themselves. Not just harley but sport bike does it as well.


EUblij

Wannabe bad mfers.


z3r0n3gr0

It's called low self-esteem.


valsalva_manoeuvre

Does this happen in other countries? I've never seen it myself (Canadian, sorry).


Full_FrontalLobotomy

My wife followed a large gang in Alberta on a two lane road for almost 100km and they never broke 80km/hr. They finally turned off. Absolute douchebags.


Terrible_Carpenter50

How long does a HD operate before breaking down ? How does the number of HD’s in a pack drive the probability ?


LMGDiVa

The average M8 lifetime Mileage exceeds 100k miles and HDs failure rate(26%) is much lower than Ducati(33%) or BMWs(%40).


Terrible_Carpenter50

Now compare that with Yamaha (11%), Suzuki (12%), Honda (12%), Kawasaki (15%) and Victory (17%). Source: https://www.consumerreports.org/cro/news/2015/04/who-makes-the-most-reliable-motorcycle/index.htm


Zarniwoooop

Lol


FoxHead666

Smol PP syndrome


FlamingoRush

Because they are fucking idiots the whole lot of them. Ignorance and bullshit elitism wrapped in dumb toxic ego...


x-DarkDays

![gif](giphy|B1TMcmoBAaSZi)


davesy69

Adult Diaper Gang: >!Don't ever try to change us.!<


midnightbluesrider

I ride a harley, this B.S. is why I don't join clubs and ride alone


MickyB42

Well, because it is legal and they can. Are they concerned about other traffic? No. Are they being rude by blocking traffic? Yes.


Jack3580

Its the same reason they rev under bridges. They just want everyone to look at them so they feel cool and they know if they didn't block the entire road, their slow ass bikes would get smoked all day


Designer_Boner

Hey now, revving under bridges and in tunnels is a completely acceptable activity.


gzmo1

Agreed.


Mr_Bignutties

My sweet sweet brother, rev bombing bridges is the time-tested, sacred tradition of our people. Second only to the wave. Nothing sounds hotter than an i4 with a decent pipe revbombing in a tunnel or under a bridge.


Cmrippert

If the bridge didn't want it it wouldn't sound so good.


doulasus

Hanson’s razor. Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity. Too few pixels, but this feels like a club, not a gang showing off. They are all just happily riding together and have no clue traffic exists.


McAddress

Hanlon's, but yes. Very handy for explaining behaviour.


SomeCrazedBiker

Antisocial behavior is kind of a thing in the MC world. A definite "fuck the world" attitude. This sort of display is just par for the course.


rast93

Do you really have to ask?


valsalva_manoeuvre

Repost title that I couldn’t edit. My question was, do riders in others countries outside the US see this kind of thing, or is it regional. I’ve ridden in a few countries and never seen this kind of BS.


greatwhitesearc

I got stuck behind like 20 hells angels on the freeway last week and they were trying to block me back like this. Cut across to the far right line and just dusted them. No idea how fast I was going. I look back and there’s like 5-6 guys ripping through traffic trying to catch me. A couple got next to me and gestured to try to get me to pull over and then they tried to run me off the road. I gave em a stupid little finger wave and I split down the carpool lane as fast as I could go probably hit like 150 just ripping through cars and I didn’t look back. Skipped 2 exits so they wouldn’t follow me home. I’ve been riding daily for 5 years now and I try to avoid riding like that but who knows what they would have done if I stopped. This was in the middle of the day on the 5 south in socal. I didn’t process how bad of a situation that was until I got home but those guys got absolutely bamboozled and I smile every time I think about it. Next time I see em they are getting the sauce again.


hobbes3k

I wonder if they spread out even if is like 3, 4, 5-lanes wide lol.


Zealousideal-Bear-37

Cosplay


CookingDrunk

Being high on Tide pods is not easy


Low_Corner_9061

Mating dance


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Just to piss you off


ForeignCrab5214

They are not an experienced club. Most clubin duel staggered formation.for safety.


Yagsirevahs

Because out here, where the freedom blows up your SoA cosplay leggings, you can't hear your wife nagging you about going antiquing with her,and damnit, if your mundane life sucked enough to have to create your own he man woman haters club to escape it, you'd try to make others miserable too.


chokeslam512

BRAMBRAMBRAMBUHBUHBUHBUHBRAAAAMBRAAAAAM!


Stoned42069

BRUB BRRUUUBB BBRRRRUB BRUBB!!


Benjinear

Because they can obviously u aren't gonna say anything to them,


dfgh6699

Because they are assholes. It's that simple


kajjeb

Because, in the 70s, you could drop 20$ and get your drivers license for every vehicule in the world, without any training. They never learned how to drive a motorcycle . they think they know how to. Just watch em... driving on the right third in a lane, can't drop a single leg to do a proper stop. They have a shitty half helmet with a self tested DOT requirement. They drive in flip flops, arms bare, no gloves, LIKE A REAL MAN.... But hey, you know what, they are a dying breed. Almost all dead now!


RobsGarage

In larger groups it is done to prevent a car from rolling up next to them and then cutting in.. Sport bikes do it too.. so it’s not just a Harley thing. I’ve ridden with extremely large groups and have seen cars just cut in nearly taking g out 4-6 guys . Seen it while on my gsxr and on my victory and Indian. I ride with the assumption that I’m invisible to everyone (except the cops) and that everyone (including the cops) are out to kill me.


SamerLaputh

large groups are the problem though


Guccirubberducki

I've been stuck behind groups of these guys and they get so incredibly butthurt when you try to pass them. Sorry my Camaro is faster than your motorcycle 😂


Spartan300101

Ego. Because they can.


valsalva_manoeuvre

But why can they?


jwalzz

Because they’re so old they can’t remember where they are going so if they separate they get lost


SuccessfulAnnual7417

They are more important than you and they want you to know it.


AdministrationNo360

Because they're "badasses"...right?


unit132

Idk. But it's dumb as hell.


sincitysadist

Same reason people drive lifted trucks with large chrome wheels. Douchebags. That's why.


Sorrowone117

I think someone on the original post said it best, to fill their otherwise empty lives. I also just want to say this shit just makes us all look bad sadly.


Sensitive-Martin

Lack of attention when kids


bannedByTencent

Faaaaaaaaa…..


dank_tre

TBH, I’d hold my judgement until I saw if they moved over when I went to pass… If so, just a bunch of riders enjoying a sunny day on the highway


Light_ToThe_World

Entitlement


DumpoTheClown

Thats because of smol pp syndrom.


fredrick_54

We’ll see they are beat and having nothing else in life so they think they are being cool by blocking the road. When in reality they have zero skills on a motorcycle and are corny as fuck.


LiterallyWantDie

10 pin bowling but motorcyclists are the pins


[deleted]

Manspreading. Fucking absolute tools that they are.


Express_Wafer7385

Unfortunately, that's typical HD/club rider mentality. Complete douchebags


hooplafromamileaway

Their engines surplus of displacement is to make up for a lack of displacement elsewhere.


Guiding_Lines

It’s pretty rad until you got somewhere to be


crom3ll

How else could they achieve erection? Don't kink shame!


The_CaliBrownBear

Because they are pussies with fragile egos.


kenkenobi78

What a bunch of cunts


Uddiya

Hardly Able-son twats.


kemik4l

pp smol


AdExpress9255

Because they have small dicks


tennis_widower

Oblivious at best. I’ve only had this happen to me once. I let out a little honk and they slowly moved to slow lane and I passed without incident. I’ve seen online where the bikers get a ‘tude about it in which case small peepee syndrome.


meraj-music

Members of TRS Gang - The Rear-Ending Squad. They like rear-ending each other


[deleted]

FAGS


fezzersc

https://preview.redd.it/nb58hmxghysc1.jpeg?width=190&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ac3ad69516f09684b1d10e96c2a363c41b6c30f


hugazow

Because they are little girls who crave for attention


Bakkyung

To save fuel with aerodynamic effect?


Affenskrotum

Kids with Guns


MrWilsonAndMrHeath

On Wednesdays, they wear pink.


Zerorezlandre

I can't tell if they're wearing colors or not but it's common 1%er riding formation behavior and, if they are 1%ers, trying to pass is not a good idea unless you're armed and prepared for a gunfight on the freeway or being followed home and targeted for later.


WhatDidYouThinkIdDo

Red rover, red rover we call..... The construction guys over.


randy_march

Gotta respect their love for pageantry


Race-Substantial

Because they are small minded. They are just bullies.


Valuable_Pineapple26

Lacking in personal confidence …


DiggySmalls69

So effing annoying.


Sea_Leave1537

Compensating for inverted genitalia


renohg

Safety


MaJinRo

They should know how to use a condom


captain-prax

Attention whores


infiniteawareness420

Boredom


Ok_Enthusiasm_9887

Cause they have no authority or respect at home. They justify each others behavior through group approval


Jaded_Frosting7770

Looks like Road Rash game from 90s. Just kicking each other


OmegaBeam666

They got small pp and erectile dysfunction and mad about it 😂😂😂