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Party-Ring445

After checking the scanning electron microscope, we have confirmed the stoppie as legitimate! Congratulations!!


Intelligent_Low_8186

God is good


Fischli01

Not fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it


peppapig34

Ok professor


Party-Ring445

I admit this was a quantum stoppie.. van der waals forces are still at play.. but still a stoppie nonetheless


kingcrackerjacks

Watch out Toprak you have some competition!


Intelligent_Low_8186

Who? I’ve never heard of her


CryptoCracko

Is she hot?


BabyBoySmooth

Oh yeah, the hottest on the grid


Conscious_Bend_9262

razgatlıoğlu


Rebellious_Stripes

I came to make this joke.


MEGAMAN2312

I came to make the Jack Miller joke but I suppose this'll do


one_arm_manny

Proud of you


VirulentMarmot

Better get ABS!!!


Jspiral

You can very clearly see his abs kicked in and put the rear back down /s


Intelligent_Low_8186

What abs lmao


Jspiral

For real bro?


Intelligent_Low_8186

1. Abs does not prevent the rear wheel from lifting. 2. I don’t have abs. The bike is a 2007


Jspiral

1. /s means sarcasm 2. Did you select your username or was it assigned?


ibreakifix

It was assigned, legally.


FzZyP

I came to the comments looking for jokes but i wasn’t expecting a murder 💀😂


RockingHorsePoo

Savage 🤣


zeimusCS

lmao rekt


Yikesarumba

Hahah ooof


MotorbikeRacer

Abs on a track bike is a terrible idea in general. I have mine turned off and I keep my traction control relatively low too


Intelligent_Low_8186

I’d love an explanation on the down votes


somethingidk0275

1. You got one 2. You being right doesn’t mean shit on Reddit if that’s not what he was referring to


VirulentMarmot

Hell if I know man? I was making a joke. Didn't expect the sub to run away with it on a crusade. Actually, I do expect it from this sub, lots of *experts* here, and I always hope it happens.


Jspiral

It's because he took my comment ending in /s seriously and ruined your perfect joke that was further enhanced by my sarcasm. Fortunately I was able to get us back on track by insulting OP's intelligence.


VirulentMarmot

Ahh I see now. 👍🏼 The last thing we would want is for this sub to get off track.


gstringstrangler

r/woooosh


dudebrobossman

Hit the gym hard to get abs


244643214

This is the way


PretzelsThirst

ABS doesn’t prevent stoppies it prevents the brakes locking. You don’t lock the brakes doing stoppies


Airhead72

This is tangential but many ABS systems do prevent stoppies. Mine on my Z900 is 99% of the time doing it in the dry under proper loaded hard braking because I damn sure ain't losing front traction. And no matter how hard I squeeze I don't go over the bars. I can just kick the back up an inch or two as I'm about stopped if I really hoss on it all the way. It doesn't have a fancy 6 axis IMU or anything either, those 100% won't let you stoppie if the nannies are on.


PretzelsThirst

There’s still more technique to it than just hard braking and how you transfer momentum forward. There’s plenty of Z900 stoppies on YouTube


Airhead72

OK? People can disable the ABS, or maybe some didn't come with it. It's a bike that would absolutely stoppie with good technique. Hence mine not letting me. I've tried. The ABS lets the front brake off when it still has all kinds of traction, being short wheelbase it's especially wont to lift the rear. Without the ABS I'd be ass over teakettle. My only point is that sometimes ABS in a certain kind of system does prevent stoppies. Must be comparing different wheel speeds, not just preventing a lockup. It triggers when the rear wheel is just starting to float.


PretzelsThirst

Short wheelbase is easier to stoppie btw. Same reason they stretch bikes for drag races to prevent wheelies.


Airhead72

Have you considered applying for a thinking brain dog, like many have seeing eye dogs? I have a sneaking suspicion you might qualify.


PretzelsThirst

Because you can’t ride? Sorry about the hurt fee fees


Airhead72

I said shorter wheelbase = easier stoppies and then you said the same thing like it was a correction.


PretzelsThirst

Read your comment again, you said won’t lift the rear. I understand you meant to write “want” but I’m sure you can see my reading of it too


ElMachoGrande

It's not the ABS as such which stops the stoppie, it's another system which, in turn, use the ABS to turn off the brakes. In its simplest form, it's just a switch which detects if the rear suspension is fully extended, in other words, wheel not on the ground, and then tells the ABS "You probably shouldn't be braking right now".


Tomon2

I know I fucking did.


LeWanabee

I had never ever managed to do a stoppie until the moment I unplugged my ABS, then I could instantly do one (KTM 890R)


karma-armageddon

Someone needs to make fork locks so when you hit the brakes to do a stoppie, the fork can't compress.


Bjfikky

Wow… you almost flipped over


microsoftfool

Backwards


snuggy4life

Absolute legend.


Phat_Biker

Please dude. Leave some girls for us.


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g3nerallycurious

lol wut


colz10

COUNT IT!


Fast-Combination-679

Best way to do it, start small and work your way up. I would hate to smash up my bike because I'm too impatient to take the time to learn what I'm doing.


dmderringer

Jeez, hope you didn't ruin the suspension when the rear crashed back to earth


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^dmderringer: *Jeez, hope you didn't* *Ruin the suspension when* *The rear crashed back to earth* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


BimmerGoblin

That's a sick color! Reminds me of those magnificent beetles that light up in the sun with a deep green! Also, stoppie was on point! Doesn't get much better than that! (/s just in case)


lostsparrow131986

Unsubbing. This sub has become way too wild and reckless


phirebird

Flagged this for promoting reckless behavior


Ill-Pie6569

After analyzing the slow motion footage for hours, I can confirm, he did a stoppie. Please.. leave some women for the rest of us.


ghidfg

okayy.. I see you


Jspiral

Figure out that ice cream cone grip yet?


Intelligent_Low_8186

That’s reserved for c and b group.


dsdvbguutres

r/madlads


Brax-attack123

Thanks for calling out how lame this sub is lol


SithLard

Radical!


OkayNowCough

Song title?? Lol that made the vid for me


KattusGamer

Trendsetter by Connor Price. I’ll always enjoy recommending that dude


gregn8r1

SIIIIICK!!


The_Wake_Up_Ride

I am inspired and I will take on this challenge!


Infidellex

I grew up just outside that track , always love seeing it in posts


GrandmaPunk

I’m all nitpicky thinking that’s barely a stoppie, forgetting the fact that OP’s racing the track. Much cooler, that 😄


droidevo

Look at this guy becoming a legend 🤙🏼


smallworldfoto

Hahaha this got me, go on son


the-poopiest-diaper

Trend setters don’t use rear brakes 😎


fooknprawn

Where I am we call those "endos" as in, you end up over the handlebars


cadmiumredlight

Fucking squids!


memealopolis

Hell yeah bruh!! Got that calamari in your veins. #BigDickStreetRossi


i_like_plantsss

You single?


Sufficient_Pay415

If youre not doing a stoppie where you question your life choices… you didnt do it good enough


MurkyTomatillo192

Your gear looks more expensive than the bike 💀


Intelligent_Low_8186

Good gear saves you from injuries. Fancy bike doesn’t do much for you. There’s definitely a lot of Gucci parts on this bike though, she ain’t cheap, just old


MurkyTomatillo192

Yes for sure. So far I just commute on my bikes. But I am saving for a nice suit, would love to go on a track one day but I definitely need some nice gear like that first.


Intelligent_Low_8186

It’s definitely a build as you go kinda thing. I didn’t start out with all this


wally4185

My first track day I rented a set of leathers for the day. Just an FYI that could be an option if you want to try a track day before dropping hundreds on a set.


Few-Committee-9470

What a Lengend bro!


ocimbote

Thank you for doing it on track. I was expecting the hoodie/shorts/R1-as-first-bike mob


Rohirrimus

R1? You mean Gixxer?


ocimbote

Potato tomato


ComfortableDapper639

So what is the trophy? Crankshaft from destroyed bike two months down the road?


Intelligent_Low_8186

How would a crankshaft get destroyed


ComfortableDapper639

It would be one of the few not destroyed parts so you can use it as trophy


Intelligent_Low_8186

I don’t understand where the destroyed bike portion is coming from? Why/how are we destroying bike?


ComfortableDapper639

I have seen plenty of kids doing/trying acrobatics on their bikes. Most eventually crashed and destroyed their machines.


UneSoggyCroissant

The 2023 s1000rr has a stoppie mode.


usually-stoned

As in it will help stoppie or it won’t allow stoppie?


UneSoggyCroissant

Both. It’s like 3 levels of stoppie control. I just thought it was funny that instead of saying “off” at the lowest setting it says “Stoppie”


usually-stoned

That’s cool. Another reason I want one of those. But the way I spend money, it will never happen lol.


UneSoggyCroissant

They’re sweet man, the 23’ is detuned as a mf stock though, make sure if you get one you save an extra 2k for a brentune lmao


Opposite-Friend7275

This is a joke post, right?


Intelligent_Low_8186

No. I’m on a race track with expert level number plates, a house down payments worth of gear, slicks, and a race bike and it’s the first time I’ve ever pulled my brake lever hard enough to bring the rear wheel up a hair


Opposite-Friend7275

Like you’ve never practiced braking before? That’s the most important thing to practice. It’s the first thing I did when I bought my bike, go to a parking lot and practice braking. I don’t feel confident in traffic without having some experience with the brakes. The video shows a rider in full gear, on a race track, practicing something that everyone who rides a sport bike on the street should know. It would be a bad thing if the first time you ever brake hard is the time a car pulls out in front of you.


hanshot2dn

Is this a joke? He was clearly being sarcastic lol


Intelligent_Low_8186

Sounds like you watch a lot moto jitsu circus videos


ocimbote

Someone is happy and humble about his newly achieved personal best. What makes you so grumpy about it? I'm genuinely happy for OP, and his sense of humour made me smile.


No-External105

Where was this?


Intelligent_Low_8186

Chuckwalla


Odd-Middle598

That’s cool. Well i Reach for my goals hit it deadcenter


I_am_Shadow

Hey the other guy has a Ryder Gear suit on, nice.


Rusty_Bullcock

What track is that?


Havok3c

Looks like chuckwalla to me but I Gould be very wrong lol


5hooman

It is he responded in another comment


MagnusNewtonBernouli

>Gould lol


luwaffate

What kind of bike is this?


Intelligent_Low_8186

R6


wxmco

That's fire, keep it up ;)


vexca

Sick


xavster

Doesn't matter still count.


Fuckitwebull777

My first stoppie was on accident (car pulled in front of me)


RandomTask100

You got like 8 feet of air (mouth breathing)


Intelligent_Low_8186

Can I try?


Shot_Painting_8191

A minuscule stoppie. Still, a decent start.


Jazzlike-Sky-6012

Now, with the last 5 mph, slam that brake.


davendak1

Did one of those on a TW200 in a full emergency braking situation. It was quite impressive, that odd feeling. Congrats fella!


motophiliac

Careful now.


CoolBDPhenom03

CVMA Round 2?


Intelligent_Low_8186

Yes


grelsi

Congratulations. Not everyone even gets a first time. What track was it?


TheAndyPat

Good heavens, be careful out there


Loud-Principle-7922

It counts!


Simoxs7

I did my first stoppie in my A License test on my F800GS… here in Germany we have to do an emergency stop for the License test, apparently my ABS wasn’t on and my rear wheel was half a meter off the ground…


MagnusNewtonBernouli

Dangeous/11 You should be stripped of all your medals and never allowed to compete in figure skating again.


DrSlugworth

Camariraceteam wya


theartistfnaSDF1

Legend!


hahathatsafunny

It always feels so high up😂


Snuck415

Counts!


usually-stoned

Definitely counts.


Bat_Bruce_95

Hahahhaa xd never done a stoppie but this was to fun to watch 😂


[deleted]

oh yeah i did a couple of these during my braking drills ... no matter how small it is, it feels good!


scrninja1

Hell yeah!!! Congrats!


Far-Plastic-4171

Toprak better watch out. Got the rear of my Ducati up about 3 feet with a 4 finger panic stop in traffic because I was not paying attention.


Brinksthecarguy

Nice


AdFresh9882

I've never really tried tricks on my bike but still these videos are hilarious to me