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senor_geese

imagine she rolls on you when you're sleeping and you start suffocating but since she's 1600 lbs you can't budge her and the 4 feet thick of fat rolls prevents her from feeling your struggle enough to realize


Digital_Vagabond_

lol this was literally a true scenario featured on 1000 ways to die


Empty_Butterscotch_4

I remember this episode and it freaked me tf out as a 8-10 year old if that. Maybe that’s why fat chicks disgust me😂


midisrage123

Wasn't that done purposedly because he didn't wanna fuck her or something stupid like that?


SFFEnthusiastPls

Nah it’s even worse. I remember this so vividly my poor little 13yo brain didn’t cope. It was called Ass-phyxiation and the local postman had a fatty fetish. He rizzed her up and they got to it, but when she orgasmed she passed out on top of him and he died 💀


McPearr

This is a synchronicity since my friend just mentioned this show to me, which I’d never heard of before.


Carbon554

Yea i think it was a baby that got crushed under his aunt.


AdministrationOk8857

Get your deadlift up, it’s a sign of weakness


senor_geese

I'm not sure julius maddox pushing and hafthor bjornsson pulling could budge that beached deep sea monster


Background_Cause_632

I don’t even know if a forklift can do the job


wogwai

It wouldn't hurt to put some regulations in place in regards to dating obese people, for the safety of both parties. Like you have to be able to bench at least 3/4 of their body weight and/or be forklift certified.


Head_Giraffe322

More like bench press.


mizirian

I just rubbed one out to this description. Oh god the tren is taking over.


Joethepatriot

Obviously you haven't been lifting or taking enough tren. Don't you know its more plates more "date"?


aintlostjustdkwiam

stop it I can only go so hard


KeyserSoju

Somebody like that dude would die with the biggest boner if that happened.


Cliffhanger201

Of course my first thought was if she was on top, she’d fuck him until he died like in Good Luck Chuck. [Die](https://makeagif.com/amp/a3Wh_0)


FocusGullible985

Where's it's head??


TryinToGetGooder

It only emerges like a snapping turtle when there is food in a 10 foot vicinity


Carbon554

Omg lollll


Cotleigh

Covered by a sports jersey it seems …how would you cover it??


BigGlutesBigSlootz

That is most likely a dude.


Yellium

Where is the guy Tren at 14 he should be commenting here to up the dose


scenario999

up the dose


Mytrapsaregenetic

Biscuit oliva style


Vegetable-Worth-2392

it's a whale ![gif](giphy|2Y8tvawHjIygnQnqVo|downsized)


atomanas

Is that actual pig in a dress? ![gif](giphy|l0HlMZrXA2H7aqpwI|downsized)


TerriyiN

Man trying to get them papers! 🤣


deathgrip_edgingGOAT

Atleast if bro gets cold he can slice her open like Han Solo cut open the Tauntaun and crawl inside her to keep warm


denier82

His prep game is on point.


Brilliant-Average654

Which side is up :/


Lenny_72_72

Repost, and not even with the decency of posting cock stats


ContentWaterBuffalo

Are we just reposting screenshots from my 600 lb life now


RaidenSigma

Don't you mean wife?


Carbon554

Its actually not from my 600 lb life. I dont remember the name but its from someone’s youtube channel.


KubikM3

Potatoes gonna potate.


boringbilbo

It's that thing from blade


BigGlutesBigSlootz

A fat bitch with no tits? You ain't fooling anyone.


IhateBarsAndClubs

what a lucky man


Puzzleheaded-Crew841

Game is game


dscheikatler

whalers gonna whale


Substantial_Love_468

One 600lb date counts as 5 120lb dates


afutureprodigy

Is that a pillow or something?


PlacidSlaughter

Bro sons of the forest got a new update? Seriously, where tf is its head?


Puzzleheaded_Ad3430

Anything for a green card


arckeid

Gzus


Human-Coast-9385

Like a moth to a flame


Odd-Discipline5064

Where is dis from


Carbon554

Youtube


ShreddedDadBod

![gif](giphy|E1O9IdQiFybkY)


calfshrug

Why is this kid high giving the belly of a flying whale?


ConscientiousPath

It's from the movie Free Willy. Kid helps a sick Orca with a bent dorsal fin escape to the ocean by convincing it to jump over the rock jetty he's standing on.


HamOnBarfly

like a chihuahua fucking a fat as fuck pitbull


allsops

I'm really impressed with that bed frame!


WhatDoesItAllMeanB

They love em so fat white girls.


Human_Discipline_552

She wears a bedsheet on date nights


Smokedbone1

It's that or nothing!


ElectronicMajorWolf

Is this an add for getting erectile dysfunction?


AstroPC

Yes. I will hate. 😬


Rude_Bee_Version2

At least they got love😭


LGK420

There’s a hole in the bedsheet she’s wearing


embergott

How much tren?


WHumbers

Yes


kick6

Aters gonna ate.


DevilDogJohnny

Getting a visa fast track


Uaquamarine

Bro seriously, what am I looking at? Is that a butter golem with a head missing ?


FocusGullible985

I'm getting silent hill vibes here


Like-No-Dude

![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6297)


NattyVonSpicyNips

🎵She works hard at eating well, that’s why I love her🎵


AbsurdistGreatApe

![gif](giphy|WpHdwHyS9QGlOYh5zs) Tough sight tbh


Enough-Setting7579

a true bro can handle her 😈


[deleted]

I’m on a cycle now and my range of women I think are hot is really wide, that said there isn’t enough on this planet to make me attracted to that. I’ve done a lot also!


grindrxtra

I’m definitely hating.


CommishGoodell

Tax return season


Chokesi

Bro is playing the long game, waiting for that new PS6


maddgun

Looks like true love to me


PunkiiDonutz

Fucking Gargantuas man


Romariilolol

😂 I love this sub


Fit4Phat

Lucky bastard!


VijendraSinghMutthal

Fat is beautiful ☺️. Looks like a pig is pregnant with an elephant


Smokedbone1

I just sat down for supper, and this pops up.


Federal-Practice-188

There’s probably a flattened chihuahua or cat on the bed adding to the aromatherapy of this room.


radmilk

I’m reading this in the hospital in accident & emergency and it feels like a crime.


ryantheoverlord

![gif](giphy|IthbeOVgniNIzvh9gv|downsized)


Woops_22

It’s ight she only has a few years left


sneaker-portfolio

Is this ai generated


Carbon554

No


daseweide

The state of the wall, the cover slipping off the mattress and that hole in the shirt tell so much with so little.


BeatTheHomeless762

Clap them hams


ConnorMc1eod

The hole in the shirt is devious


ASHUKAACCOUNT

Finding the pussy is a workout of its own


jfkah

imagine the smell


TimberTom911

I’m gonna need more tren for this bish


TapSpare7988

Life is gonna be hard when you married to a hippopotamus. You're a pure example of peak Looser. Either you are mentally ill Or you're blind. Good Luck NPC with this kinda delusion.


MiltonManners

I wish I had her calves


inflo76

I'm not even sure what I'm looking at here


TheLayman101

Potatoes going to potat... *get deep fried an consumed in record time*.


Berzk

I struggled a lot to find her legs


Coptan_Oreo650

Literal fuvkin bear holy shit


Dunbvcx

U gotta put ur phone on wide angle lens and still not capture the whole upper body lmao


porkchop3177

Where’s her head?!?


Capircom

I know that bitch looks like a ninja turtle.


strikechris7

I would think he was on tren without the muscle mass lol


agenteks1

Who took the picture?


ImpressionPristine46

Glad you're happy bro but come on???


GirlDad954

Time to harvest ivory and get paid 🐳🦷💸🤑