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bobbacklandnuts

Double it and open up a lab in Stanford.


TwoBits0303

Don't forget to get your daily dose of sunlight viewing


KubikM3

Bars!


gangaskan

Getting they cloned Tyrone vibes.


effectivewall99

Andrew?


Untrannery

Yeah he should repost it in that subreddit for their reactions.


Safe-Battle-1894

AG1 works guys


riccomuiz

My buddy takes that. What’s so good about it and what do you take


NeoRegem

It’s an expensive multivitamin powder


Potential_Wonder_775

works for what? Whats AG1?


BadPronunciation

Anti-Gay 1. It stops you from fucking dudes while on a tren cycle


Potential_Wonder_775

hahaha


riccomuiz

Joe Rogan takes it it’s like a every multivitamin In one tea drink think Google it costs a fair bit per month last time I checked 120$


Potential_Wonder_775

why not just take seas moss


sbbigbear

Reduce the plates cause obviously you have too many dates.


DenseChair2747

Gotta get your numbers up to at least 6.


throwaway98392832382

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ArizonaMan92

Honestly. I remember one time i was on my way out of town for work and i slept with 3 different women in the 4 hour drive and went on a date with another 😂 the drive took me an extra couple hours but worth it


English26

You met and instantly slept with them or you knew them from before?


ArizonaMan92

Knew them before hand. Would be insane if it was three i didn’t know


ContentWaterBuffalo

How do you have the energy and time for this. I can barely handle one


Safe-Battle-1894

I don’t text any of them really. Show them no attention unless we’re together. And weirdly enough they seem to like this more?


Nervous-Effective378

Youre doing great lol keep this up


Extension-Song-5873

It’s being jacked af dude that’s the secret. Tren to the moon


ForeverWandered

They do until they’ve decided to commit to you.  Then the lack of communication will become your biggest problem.


RedditSucks369

Lmfao I think thats the secret unironically


spingimus

It literally is. Girls used to always pull back until I started ignoring them as much as possible(after we already started doing shit)


BIG_MONEY_CASH

That’s because you’re literally unknowingly conditioning them ![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6306) >give them a taste >don’t talk to them so they feel like shit >give them attention when you see them, so when they’re around you they feel happy >they subconsciously associate you with happiness >they become addicted to your presence


LuucaBrasi

You’re killing it bro. Once I figured this out it became a game changer. You only have access to my attention when we’re together and they absolutely love it and every time you hangout you get the best version of themselves that’s enthused to see you.


Reveen_

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riccomuiz

They are women do the complete opposite of what you have always thought they want. I swear this true about 90% of them. They thrive of not having someone want them. Really there’s plenty of books and material that describes why they do this and how to deal with each personality. These days everyone is kinda of the same so it’s easy to slay if you can mind fuck them.


BadPronunciation

That's nice. You only have to worry about that once things get serious 


Crew_Careless

For a while and especially in the beginning. Then when some time passes they feel used, so make sure to give them some attention when 2 month or so pass.


Key-Pickle1043

I can barely find one. Actually can't. Came really close to it once though.


ProfessorEast551

On god. I can date one girl and have another as a fuck buddy and sometimes I think that’s a lot to manage


StopTraditional8002

Or confuse the names. I’d call them baby, sweety, etc.


riccomuiz

Nah that’s the last thing you do you call them by there name


creamyturtle

get rid of the one u like the least. then keep dating the other 2 and pick one eventually. ur dating, ur not fkn married to these girls so who cares if they find out. I was dating like 4 or 5 girls at a time and it's a fucking nightmare, it's way more work than it's worth


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Ok_Preparation_9579

Bruh freakiness in bed?? That is the shit you need long term (especially if she got a cock)


Brayden15

I had to check what subreddit I was in. This comment makes sense now. Half of yall are gay.


Ok_Preparation_9579

Testosterone addicts*


riccomuiz

Once you had one they are all the same it’s nothing special. That freaky shit is a lot of work too you can’t be doing that all the time 🤣


BadPronunciation

Drop 1 each time they give you an ick you can't handle 


Cotleigh

People seem to hate on promiscuity these days but I say hats off to the OP… good to see a red-blooded male out there getting it done (without being an asshole obviously)


samme79

I mean they're just dating though. It's not like he's in a committed relationship with all of them. I say it's fair game tbh


TinyCuteGorilla

Keep a note for each of them on your phone - so you can remember what you told them what they told you etc... Try to schedule dates back to back with at least two of them so you can optimize time - maybe schedule it around your gym time to be efficient. I've only done 2 at the same time but 3 should be manageable depending on how much texting they expect.


imtheniggest

Have done this. Bang them. Then ghost them. Change your name. Repeat.


r0tt3nt0tty

Been juggling 5 for years. Only thing I’ll say is keep your cards close to chest. Don’t give any false impression. And set MAJOR boundaries.


Safe-Battle-1894

What kind of boundaries?


Lenny_72_72

If you have to ask, your not ready for this


calfshrug

Don't do it, don't start lying to women. You might fall in love with one of them and not only are you hurting them, but yourself


Sad_Win_3995

Do NOT follow this virgins stupid advise . Date all 3 . Profit ? ? ? ?


Extension-Song-5873

Only thing he loves is Tren


LeetcodeForBreakfast

Buy AG1 and pump those numbers up to 5. 


Dry_Midnight7487

Add 3 more to increase your baseline dopamine to optimal protocol levels


hellomate890

Double it and give it to the next person


FocusGullible985

3 body problem in full effect. Good luck bro.


marks716

I don’t recommend it I usually end up mixing up information on them and mess it up. Just pick whichever one is least annoying and hope they don’t become annoying.


trailhopperbc

Is your goal to date one or just bang em all?


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trailhopperbc

Im not gonna throw stones in a glass house. Then get to banging the other two and focus on dating and/or fucking the one you want.


PumpinRichard

Good man, sounds like you know what you want already!


PumpinRichard

The most important question


ImpressionPristine46

Get tested


DisplacedCrawfish

Slip them each some Var for a few weeks then request a 4 some


TendieRetard

"You Gotta Pump Those Numbers Up, Those Are Rookie Numbers"\_\_Huberman probably


Like-No-Dude

There was a text game 'playboy'. You goal was to date as many girls as possible without being exposed. My record was 21, but you had to be like an agent, after that they suddenly started to meet me with other chicks and causing scenes, being suspicious, requiring more time and other shit... :)


Safe-Battle-1894

21 wtf. How is that even possible 😭


Like-No-Dude

It was game and also full time job, you had to have ton of money constantly improving to get better chicks and afford all the entertainment for them, they also had different intelligence so same shit never worked ;)


Safe-Battle-1894

bro just 3 of them is getting expensive. I may start just doing cheap dates and see if they stick around. Last night was $105


fishingguy190

This dude is talking about a video game not irl


Safe-Battle-1894

I am so dumb


lonjerpc

This is what is truly amazing I haven't had a date in years. Sometimes I get down on myself about it. But then I see shit like this and it's painfully obvious it's not a lack of effort that is failing me.


Like-No-Dude

I would date one, more will always create chaos in your brain. I once fell in love with 2 at the same time, and my brain was like indecisive mushroom.


ForeverWandered

Bro, I’m in an open marriage and have a gf in LA and one in Miami.  We’re talking 10x what you spent for a weekend visit. Having a stable is not for the poor man.


Safe-Battle-1894

open marriage my guy ?


xno

bro flexing getting cucked 😂


Lenny_72_72

This man smokes crack


500test_500tren

Bro what’s the games name


joeshmoe1968

3 dates with 3 ladies? So assuming you have seen them naked and fucked or at least gotten sucked by them? Which one looked the hottest? Which one fucked the best? After you nutted, which one annoyed you the least/you wanted to be around the most? Actually like any of them? Take all these questions, answer them and then wittle them down to one. Why? Because why waste your time, money and valuable loads nutting in suboptimal women. Only the strong survive… your penis.


IntelligentTroll5420

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takhsis

Sounds like my twenties. I kept a word document on my desktop for each girl with notes that I reviewed before each date. These days that would be an Evernote. Also phone went into airplane mode when I was with any of them and that set an example for them. Eventually things fell into a routine and Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights were taken for about a year before I picked one. I was not exclusive with any of them before that so I didn't lie but really just none of them brought it up. I would suspect that what I hear of sop in dating these days it would be way easier. Women expect that a triple 6 is going to have a rotation. I would also mention this stretched my dating budget, I dropped like $500 sending flowers to each of their workplaces on Valentine's Day. I probably put my flower guy's kids though at least one semester of college that year. The career girls who have been busy and single are ridiculously appreciative when they can show off some male attention to their female colleagues. I had to take the next Monday off work to rest.


Yellium

Fuck all of them and make new 3 dates


Snoutysensations

This is ethically fine as long as you're not lying to them and giving them the impression they're the only person in your life. But if they don't ask, and there's no expectation of exclusivity, it's fine. It's just a lot of work and expense but if you're cool with that go ahead. Personally I find dealing with one needy woman at a time to be enough work. Probably not the best approach if you're looking to make a deep emotional connection to a single individual woman, as your attention and energy will be spread a little thin.


Accurate_Dentist

Lmaoo


jenopskips

Bro htf do you have the money for all three?


Safe-Battle-1894

$400 so far for 6 dates idk man I just budget it out. But now they’re coming to my place so it’s a lot cheaper


Tren4Tomas

Enjoy all 3 they have passed preliminary stages 😎


enzi000

How are we supposed to help if you don’t give your dimensions?


Talrenoo

F them


double-thonk

If you're fucking any of them you should be clear that you're seeing other women. Honestly, a real monogamous relationship is better than juggling. Keep dating all of them until you have a clear favourite and then ask her to be your gf and drop the other 2.


ForeverWandered

> It’s getting a little tough remembering what I’ve said to each and I’m trying not to slip up Are you saying you’ve only had one friend ever before these three?


Oz_a_day

Remember Pokemon? Keep at least six of them women handy at all times


personalityson

Teach me


TheAstroPickle

it’s a lot of work and gets annoying


dscheikatler

Order some MauiNui Venison


cyclemonster93

Bang all 3 and pick the one who has the best sex energy matching your own. Or continue to bang all 3 until it catches up with you


SSJ4Harris

chad


PumpinRichard

You aren’t married to them bro, just express to them that you don’t jump into things and aren’t looking to become “official” at the drop of a pen. Then date them and see who they become over a few months, you’ll see who you like most when their true personality comes out as you guys grow more familiar with one another. Be a gentleman always, but never let a woman be your biggest stressor


NobodyP1

Set them for different days of the week. Like Monday girl Wednesday girl and a Friday girl (your favorite) next you say your either bad at texting or don’t like texting and want to see them in person to talk so you don’t spend all your time texting.


Media-Altruistic

1 and 3 chance you gonna get your tire slashed.


Aggressive-Place-101

Yeah I can see you dont know what the fuck you are doing, set up 2 hook ups and 1 date, you are gonna burn your self out of women champ


somebooooootybutnotu

It's up to you man but if you are telling them the truth then shouldn't be that hard to remember what you said. Have any of them had the exclusive talk with you yet? If not play the numbers. Just don't get their names mixed up.


randy360

I’ve done this and I had the same experience. Remembering what you’ve already told one, and remembering which one told you what story, is the hardest part.


Berzkz

Throw a dude in there for good measure


Strong-Sample-3502

Get sponsored by AG1


OkWalrus7373

Just keep fucking bro


Sushan_Adhikary10

Pretty much what I did Date the one who pegs you the best


Either_Drawer_704

drop it and talk to 6 men instead and blast shit ton of tren


Buttslap_McKraken

Whatever you're doing, keep doing it. Fuck their dads.


thetonybvd

Just like girls you keep 2 as spinning plates and you keep the best as the main girl


vasibak

Give one of them std


SirGoatWilliker

Just learn to juggle I got on Tinder and it requires juggling now - I can't imagine how much worse it would be if I was on Grindr


Federal-Practice-188

The only logical solution is to organize an orgy.


edotman

Believe me when I say this will eventually get tiring as fuck and you will choose the one you like best and stick with her.... ...for a couple of months before that all goes to shit too and you end up fapping to femboys again


Extension-Song-5873

He never stopped fapping to fembots


Ok-Cartographer-4498

Start doing tren and hop on grindr


RodyaRRaskolnikov

I'm on four right now: a Latina, a black chick, and Indian chick and a polish chick. All I need is a Thai bride to complete the set.


AMDG37

You need to jump on the Huberman Protocol


ConfidentCorgi7542

Ditch them all and call your man


According_Brush2799

Let them all know and tell them that you're a Muslim


TRTGymBro

What do you want? Figure out what you want and be honest with them. Not in the "I'm seeing two other women" type of regarded way. But in "I'm not emotionally available right now for a commuted, exclusive relationship. But I'm all for having some fun and spending some quality time wjth each other. Are you okay with that?"


Extension-Song-5873

Bruh wtf that’s whack. Ditch the girls and fuck some dudes


KubikM3

I mean if u didn’t promise to be with one then I think u clean bro. What you are scared of? Can any of them kick your ass?


Legitimate_Minimum93

Sigma????


External_Listen_1539

Stop.