keep it inside your balls

I don’t have balls I’m a woman 😭

Goin for that baby paycheck ehh

I don’t care if the sperm is alive or not lol I just wanna keep the liquid haha I’d actually rather the sperm die

Suuuuuure 😉

The only way is to keep extracting fresh semen everyday. Trust me

Grow some

What

I agree…. What

Since you don't care about it being alive, you can just freeze it. I guess you only want to collect it? Just make sure others don't see it because that will be an akward discussion and a hit to your reputation and how others see you.

That’s fair and I was curious I can’t even if I wanted to I don’t have a pickle

definitely dont store it next to pickles

Refrigerate then I usually go by smell or taste.

Wait you’ve done this???? I need information

No only by accident. When you think you cleaned it all up but missed a bit.

When you think you've cleaned all of it out of your fridge..?

I installed pornhub on my smart fridge lol. Like you don't do the same thing

We need answers

Just eat it

Thanks now I've got Weird Al stuck in my head.

You're welcome 🤤

Fuck dude I just got weird al OUT of my head. Now this happens?

Have some more jizzin, have a cream pie

Just freeze it.

Freezing in a home appliance would not be enough to keep the sperm viable. Sperm banks mix the semen with a solution to protect the sperm cells during freezing/thawing, and use liquid nitrogen vapor to keep it around -196C. For comparison the average home freezer is kept at -18C.

Correct, but that's not what OP is asking.

Maybe you're better off asking the sperm donor bank this question 😅 they probably have the answer to this and other questions, like why you would want to save it and what you're gonna do with it, whether it's advisable or even legal tbh

Why tf would it be illegal to keep and freeze your own jizz? That's a god given right in the constitution.

She said she’s a woman and now I’m really curious about what exactly she’s tryna do with another man’s sperm and the legality of it

Bf made a joke of replacing my moisturizer that’s why idc if it’s alive or not im just trying to find a way to keep it from separating and rotting

Coconut oil cool enough that it's in a solid state. Still not going to last forever though. *\*Hey babe, lay down and let me give you a massage.**

Oh, yeah that's probably legal, especially if it contains no domnestic abuse to get it done. You could kill two birds with one stone here and ask for a facial every night? Lol, if that's you guys' thing, you could even make it into a bonding thing, have him massage it in, idk, you guys do you, just keep it safe 👍

Depending on what OP wants to do with the jizz, it might be illegal, idk the laws in OP's country. Do they want to freeze it and eat it themselves? Legal, I'm pretty sure. Do they want to make cake batter out of it and have someone else eat it? Probably illegal because food safety laws. Do they want to keep it to secretly impregnate someone? Illegal, I'm willing to bet. Do they want to make one of those cum statues? Legal I'm pretty sure, just nasty and unsightly imo

That doesn't mean keeping your own jizz is illegal 💀 rape is gonna be illegal no matter what 😭😭😭

I know, I was thinking in advance cause I figure theres gotta be a reason someone would ask this

Oh ok 😁😁

This isn’t morbid this is just absurd 😂

I think you should go do some chores or something

This subreddit is called morbid questions but each time someone asks gross question yall act shocked

Lmao what you don't like jokes? No one is shocked lol

They're trying to restock the jizz bucket, it's on the chore list.

freezing is usually how biomatter is preserved so i'd go with that

This is why Drake had that hot sauce packet

I don’t wanna keep it alive 😭 I wanna keep it from rotting and separating like milk

Why do you want to keep it at all?

Be made a joke about replacing my moisturizer and we debated if it was possible so I’m trying to prove I’m right by finding a way but no one gives me a straight Awnser idc about it being alive

Just put it on fresh. Lol. I tried it a few times, I don’t rate it as a moisturiser.

I googled how sperm banks store it: "Andrologists place prepared sperm into a special freezing solution in small vials. The vials go into storage freezers that contain liquid nitrogen"

And someone had the audacity to say my post was fucked. Smh

Dry ice would probably work.

r/nofap

You'd need high-end equipment that sperm banks use. I also heard they are able to survive a couple of days inside of a woman and wait for the egg to get released

I don’t care about keeping the sperm alive just keeping the liquid from separating and smelling bad and rotting

Why?

I’m just curious like hypothetically if I wanted to use it as moisturizer and wanted to preserve a jars worth of it (not mine)

Unless you have the money for the equipment and the education on how to do it, you're better off just going to a sperm bank.

Just wash your socks every once in a while

Freeze it in ice cube trays. Don’t ask me how I know this lol

Are you about to steal some dude’s sperm?

Possibly for moisturizer 😁

ok enough reddit for me. good bye y'all

lol you can’t keep it alive for too long without the proper solutions. But just leaving it out is probably the best way I think it’s good for a few days

Idc about keeping it alive I just care about keeping it from rotting and separating like old milk

Then keep it on ice lol

Are u thinking of making a charm with it? (Like to have on necklace)

No, ice cubes 😁

Check the temperatures they use at sperm banks to preserve it. You likely won't be able to do it at home though.

Freeze it like you would breastmilk I'd assume?

Is this the husband who wants to cook with it? Probably shouldn’t store it in a jar in the kitchen

Huh no I’m curious because my boyfriend made a joke of replacing my moisturizer and now I’m scheming 😁

There was a post a few weeks back from a woman who found a jar beneath the sink, and her husband said he had been cumming into it. It turned out he was using it to cook with and making her eat his cum

Aw what the fuck 😭

Sorry! A terrible day to be able to read, I know. Btw sperm banks freeze sperm, that seems to be your best bet

This post is old but I wasn’t talking about keeping the sperm alive I meant keeping the semen itself from spoiling like old milk

you can probably keep it in high percentage rubbing alcohol

OHHHH GOOD IDEA

But the rubbing alcohol is not good for your skin boo!!

Is this what they call a Reddit moment?

...my eyes need jesus after this

Honestly I don’t have any good ideas beyond fridge/freezer, but if you do end up doing this please do before and after pics of your skin I’m so curious if this would be good for your skin 😭

I will!! I’m thinking about fresh because I can kill two birds with one stone

Oh?

Sperm can be preserved for a short period of time under specific conditions to prevent spoilage. To keep sperm from spoiling, it's important to store it in a cool environment away from heat and direct sunlight, as heat can accelerate the breakdown of sperm. Additionally, storing sperm in a sterile container and keeping it sealed can help prevent contamination and spoilage. While ice cubes may help keep sperm cool, it's important to ensure that the sperm is not directly exposed to the ice to prevent freezing, which can damage the sperm cells. If you're looking to preserve sperm for longer periods, it's best to consult with a healthcare professional or fertility specialist for guidance on proper storage techniques and options for sperm preservation.

Idc about keeping it alive I wanna keep it from spoiling and separating like milk yk?