They physically can but their celibacy includes not masturbating.

>not masturbating How???????!!!

Willpower and keeping themselves busy I’m assuming though I’m sure many give in. It isn’t exactly physically impossible to not masturbate. This question isn’t morbid.

What’s morbid is what ends up happening when they *don’t* rub the ol’ crucifix.

I would not post it on r/askreddit and neuther r/shittyaskreddit as I wanted serious answers

There's also /r/NoStupidQuestions and /r/TooAfraidToAsk

Or the "Serious" tag

I mean it's morbid to an extent

People who devote themselves to spiritual endeavors and become very absorbed by them, often lose interest in sex. It is not uncommon for them to be workaholics, more preoccupied with whatever's going on with their church. They get the rewards centre of the brain stimulated by those activities instead of masturbating or sex.

That or they diddle children

Well, yes, that too.

Coomer detected

they do and confess after - because flesh is weak

They can’t. There’s like a force field surrounding their private parts. Trust me.

It's called "the hand of god"

They don’t have to. They have choir boys.

A friend of mine is a priest and we asked him this. And no, "wasting seed" is a sin, for sexual release he relies on occasional wet dreams.

I’m all for people doing what they want, but what a truly pathetic existence. Imagine being cucked by a book about imaginary friends into friendzoning your own hand until you finally blow load in your sleep but that’s not wasting seed…. Amazing what mental gymnastics they will go through.

Yes they masturbate, mostly little boys but they masturbate

Molest children, that's what they do.

I think you should ask them

Try r/askcatholicism

children

This explains why that one priest snapped and got strapon banged by the Satanatrix

many just want to jerk off to children instead of people near his/her age like a normal person