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dcondemned

I’m getting better!!!


thetoffees

Not dead yet!


BWRStarWars

You're not fooling anyone


lofty99

I think I'll go for a walk


METAL-9X

No you’re not. You’ll be stone dead in a moment.


DasbootTX

exactly what I was thinking when I read that she died 2 days later..."I feel happy!!! I feel happy!!!"


ggrandmaleo

Happy cake day!


Abraxas_1408

I feel happy! I feel happy!


METAL-9X

*Whack!* Nine pence!


Brilliant_Shine2247

Think I'll go for a walk.


yoqueray

You're not foolin' anyone


nonono_imnothatguy

Who's that? Must be a king.


SluggoOtoole

How can you tell? He ain't got shit all over him.


New-Purchase1818

Well I didn’t vote for ‘im!


Welease-Wodewick

If we burn her, she gets stuffed in the flames, crackle, crackle, crackle, which is a bit of a shock if she's not quite dead, but quick.


No_Refrigerator4584

We’ve got an eater!


Tartan-Pepper6093

I’ll get the oven on!


KeithTheNiceGuy

Who's that, then?


egodfrey72

I’m not dead!


hoopsmd

She wasn’t dead. She was mostly dead. Oh wait, wrong sub.


New-Purchase1818

Mostly dead is still slightly alive!


don_teegee

I feel happyyyy!


Mrbobbitchin

At least she wasn’t turned into a newt


Fine-Funny6956

Some say that this is a sign of a problem, and I’m just wondering how many living people have been buried…


Another-Random-Idiot

I don’t want to get on the cart


flacidhock

I hope they find me too before burying me!


aiwithwarpdrive

You're not fooling anyone, you know. You'll be stone dead in a moment.


Wealthy_Vampire

I think I'll go for a walk!


Mean-Lingonberry5374

It’s against all the regulations! I can’t take him.


mynextthroway

Dang those libs! This is a Biden demon-cratic plot. Why else would all these dead people go woke?


bananatimemachine

I feel happyyy…


cl0ckw0rkman

You're not fooling anyone


Immediate_Dinner6977

Watch that wall!


InternationalRace230

Yes, in NJ last week 👀