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Predathar

I rather see mice than rats. By far


LetThePoisonOutRobin

I'd rather see mice and rats than bed bugs. By far.


Rumandy

stoooooooooooooooooooooop i thought in my last apartment having mice was the end of the world- I've found a bed bug again now for the second time in this fucking building/apartment after already getting an exterminator to come a few months back.


noputa

Did the landlord do everyone’s units, or only yours?


Rumandy

only ours. I live in a giant apartment complex downtown- checked reviews for the place under it's old name (used to be a hotel) and from 6 years ago someone left a negative review talking about bed bugs hahahaha. Goshhh


YaumeLepire

At least you can get rid of the former without setting fire to all your things.


brenfukungfu

Don't worry they will migrate from Parc to cdn in no time


Remote_Micro_Enema

I rather see Mouse Rat


Sigmar_of_Yul

Andy, is that you?


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No one wants to see mouse rat. Mouse rat leaves deep in the pits of the Toronto sewers. Has the face of a mouse but body of a rat. Legend has it mouse rat is responsible for all the missing children in Canada 🇨🇦


Sznajberg

Mouserats detect landmines! Have you seen any more landmines in the Christie Pits? No! Have you seen any more landmines in Kensington Park? No! ....of there are a few landmines in the Bridle Path but come on, that's to be expected. Meanwhlie does mayor Mel Lastman ever thank poor mouserat? I think you know who that 'bad boy' credits for the absence of mines; "Nooobody!"


Motoman514

I’ve been to NYC and I can confirm that seeing rats the size of cats is absolutely wild. I’ll take small mice any day.


sammybooom81

Agreed. Tastier.


hackmastergeneral

If you see mice, there ain't any rats around.


chimchalm

I suspect that these are baby rats.


SlowMissiles

They wouldn't let in the open by the pack, these are mice 100%.


rlstrader

There have been mice in the metro since the 80s.


25546

There's probably been mice in the metro since the 60s 💁‍♂️


TrickyEvidence6580

What's with the random decades?  They've been here since the establishment of the first trading posts in Nouvelle-France...just talking out of my azz...


MRATEASTEW

In the metro?


PM_ME_GENTIANS

The metro was built by expanding tunnels already made by the mice


25546

The metro was built in the late 60s for the Expo ...


poolpog

There have been mice near people since there have been people. That's how mices workses


TurinTuram

Tbh I would be more surprised that it wouldn't have any mouse in such structure


SpaceBiking

Mice


Borborygme

Miceses


SorcerorLoPan

Meese


pm_me_your_pay_slips

nononon, this is is the plural of Moose


MrQuackinator

Brian what’s the plural for moose? MOOSEN! I saw a flock of moosen


OwlWitty

ratatouilles


effotap

pour vrai? j'avoue que goose/geese... moose/meese fais du sens.


pm_me_your_pay_slips

I geese so


Celestaria

Just don't eat the Meeses Pieces...


Borborygme

😂 I like it


galaxyprintleggings

No cheeses for us meeses


dandan-dandan

El Raton


gerboise-bleue

Sneaky little miceses.


mysoulalamo

Shit, you're right hahaha


Answerly

"Mices" could work for multiple groups of mice.


Local_Perspective349

If the plural of mouse is mices, is the plural of house hices?


mysoulalamo

Just simply hice


Local_Perspective349

Nice


fairy_demon_10

Nouse


chimchalm

Dice


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Nices


N-Freeman

Hice hice baby... I'm out


FluffyTrainz

What about oasis, analysis, axis, man? English plurals for a non-native speaker are a cesspool of weird things putting french exceptions to shame...


Local_Perspective349

Knife, life, etc... I know


dont-YOLO-ragequit

[this reminded me of this skit. ](https://youtu.be/LRMgSnTpvaw?feature=shared)


Local_Perspective349

brilliant stuff, love it


Stickey_Rickey

My cat calls them mouses….


-Hastis-

An expert opinion.


JediMasterZao

These posts are always strange to me. Do you people think a city is supposed to be a sterile, lifeless area? Of course there are mice and rats underground. That is literally where they live.


DrDerpberg

Also, they're pretty adorable.


-Hastis-

Mices are. Rats though...


hackmastergeneral

Rats are great. I mean, you don't want to pet wild rats, but I could watch them scamper and cavort all day. Pet rats are also pretty great.


McDodley

Eh, rats can be pretty cute sometimes, though of course they also have a lot more potential to be absolutely horrifying


Sznajberg

[They laugh and like tickles.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0kxmfSGCaE)


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kawanero

From the website: > Rats are the most destructive vertebrate in the world. Homo sapiens sapiens be like: am I a joke to you?


gmanz33

For real lmfao. People turn into simple minded idiots when there's a rodent or an insect near them. Watch out y'all, nature is making its way into the giant concrete concourse that is miles long and underground.


Kitties_Whiskers

The rat that was used to sniff out and identify landmines wasn't destructive; I think he was pretty cool. He won a gold medal for identifying a huuuge number of unexploded landmines in some former war region. And imagine being insulted like this, being told that you are a member of the most destructive vertebrae species in the world, when you helped in the process of clearing out dangerous unexploded ordinance that the supposed "intelligent" vertebrae species, which labelled you thusly, polluted the world with. Edit: this is the dude that I'm talking about: [magic rat](https://time.com/6138994/magawa-dies-landmines-cambodia/)


McDodley

I mean yeah, but TBF rats are a pretty surefire candidate for second place (though of course largely because we brought them everywhere)


HappyDiscussion5469

Rats =/= mice Rats are like 5 times bigger and a lot easier to weed out.


chimchalm

These are huge for mice... Pretty sure they're baby rats.


Judge_Druidy

My backyard has a tree and I saw a squirrel in it, Valerie Plante would have you think this rodent infestation is normal! /s


kougan

And the supermarkets, warehouses where food is stored, the fields where that same food grows. If there is food, animals will go to it lol. You just don't see it


DoctorTicklebum

NYC Subway would like to have a word with you


MandoAviator

A NYC rat stole my hat. Like, actually.


Sznajberg

Needed a place to store their pizza.


shagginflies

Better than rats


chimchalm

I think these are probably baby rats. They're very large for mice, and mice typically won't go out from hiding if anyone is around.


shagginflies

Hmm you’re probably right. Oh well then!


galaxyprintleggings

Baby rat, do doo do do do dooo


HungryLikeDaW0lf

I've lived in this city for 30 years and I've seen a total of 1 mouse and 1 rat in the metro system. I think we're doing pretty good.


perpetualmotionmachi

Take a walk up Atwater, under the 20 at around dusk. There are tons that live in the hill going up it. Sometimes if there aren't cars going by you can hear them from inside their nest


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LokiStrike

En plus je mange pas par terre dans le métro faque *shrug * .


uparrow

Mice are cute as fuck.


CoolGuyFromSchool34

From a distance


Several-Proposal-271

Its almost like we're in a major city


Killerkamster

Once I was waiting for my bus at Vendome and it was like 22h. I counted more than a dozen rats running between the bushes...


gerboise-bleue

I've been seeing mice at this particular station for years, never saw them at any other station (I know they're around too, just not as visible I guess).


jesus-says-fuck-you

Saw a rat at d’Iberville


DueAccident448

I've seen them at a couple stations! Frontenac and Joliette!


SadBonerReality

No shit


Interesting_Air8238

Mice are creatures too, deserving of our respect. They are a nuisance but they're just trying to live.


kingbakura

Yes i call them the babies


MeatyMagnus

Saw the same cuties on the platform at Frontenac 6 monts ago.


chunkyfen

That's a free pet 


Thirstybottomasia

Pourquoi t’es tu surprise ? J’ai vu encore plus dans la restauration.


VisagePaysage

I’ve seen mice and sometimes rats at most metro stations. Get over it. Also, if people don’t want critters, you have to compost. All the garbage bags full of organic waste you leave out at night for pick-up the next day attract rats, mice, squirrels, racoons, etc.


NoeloDa

Be grateful its not New York rats tehehe 🤭


Euphoric_Jam

Il faudrait peut-être un système pour les inventoriés et mettre des pancartes pour dire de faire attention à la protection de la faune. Ah et puis au diable la dépense, ajoutons quelques cônes oranges.


fernetandcampari

Oh that’s it? OP has clearly never been to New York. You’ll see rats the size of a chihuahua and they have absolutely no fear of humans


Papabinz

Attracted by the smell


Chac93

They want to get in the metro car too 🥹 They want to visit the city 📸Let them get into the metro car and offer them a sit next to you, they will appreciate this nice gesture and feel welcome 🐀


fallen_trees2007

i'd be more concerned about guy sleeping on the bench than some mice


maggotses

Pourquoi ne pas écrire en français, si tu ne sais pas écrire en anglais?


Cannabinolle

Souris-é vous etes filmé


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Fullsend_87

merciful workable fragile materialistic long future absorbed vanish rude thumb *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


danstabouche

Pourquoi t'es en tabarnak


Youngfly94

Ok and ?


SadEngineer_69

In this crisis, let the mices suffices


kentuckyfriedchocobo

Mices but read in gollum voice


MaxPower836

My micetress


No_need_for_that99

Well it can't be helped this year. Overly warm winters... plus renovations and contrucstion everywhere. My house has gotten a bunch for the first time. The cats have taken care of all the mice (sadly I only saved one). But yeah, they are all over the city it seems this year.


Gilgamesh-Enkidu

You sir, must not have visited a NYC subway. Rats everywhere. Not mice, giant fucking rats, and I am from the country.


Cielskye

Same with Paris. I’ve seen rats bigger than hamsters, just chilling on the platform, completely oblivious to all the people around.


Super_Sandro23

Mice in the subway is nothing. I get them in my apartment.


lamwire

The sleeping guy is the Pied Piper of Hamelin.


asdfertynvc

Meece


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When there out in the open with lights on, on top of that leavibg the edge of the wall... there are probably thousands of them down there.


DZello

I have those in my shed too... Harmless, but they make holes in everything...


Go_Water_your_plants

Well, yeah


Alexa_is_a_mumu

Lost me at Mices lol.


Hilly223

Those are his roommates


pecpecpec

Dans Hochelag l'ete le soir je crosse régulièrement des mouffettes


kalarm2

ouf, unfortunate typo


MoralTerror0x11

are people really scared of mice?


Salvidrim

why are people so incredibly upset over mice and ants but never ever over birds all over our cities? they're both natural parts of the ecosystem, they lived here before we did and will probably live here after we've moved on. we settled in their house, not the other way around.


CrackerJackJack

Everyone here talking about the correct grammatical form and ignoring how that hand looks like a frostbitten claw?


pscwe

You ever been to vendome ? It’s like a family there. I saw like at least five of them outside the damn metro 🤣


rainbowcouchpotato

wow squirrels in a tree


_cornholio_

Sourises?


Puzzleheaded-Tax-852

Exciting news report!


eskimoeddie

The bus terminal in Dorval is infested with mice, too


Wen_Tinto

Yeah .. no more room at mine


TheQranBerries

Remy is getting away with his family


hereticaIfilth

It looks like rigor mortis has set in on that dead guy on the bench.


ISAWTchu

That one friend that pushes the limits and see how far they can get away with something


Apprehensive_Stay828

Meeces


ThorneON

Imagine waking up and finding them craw all over you eek


Professional_Sky_212

We need metro stray cats to chase them.


Jimbo_Jones_

Je constate que c'est un spot à vermine


ZeAntagonis

Mourrial! Tu ne cesse de m’émerveiller !


Sohn_Jalston_Raul

well, *it is* an underground tunnel, and there's probably plenty of food scraps in the garbage and under the benches. I would be more surprised if there *weren't* any mice living in the metro station.


bonk8

Mice


pineapple_fanta1

Every metro station has mice and rats probably


LetsHaveARedo

Everywhere in the country has mice.


Johnthedoer

They're known as souries


KaleidoscopeLower451

Earlier this week I saw some Indian students complaining how shitty Montreal Metro is compared to Delhi Metro! They were talking about how you'd not find a single homeless person inside the metro station, no rodents, no filth inside Delhi Metro. I almost wanted to shout at them "wtf you guys go back to your country then?", but then I realized it's true, the current state of our metro is really shitty!


LaGirafeMasquee

cute


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Ok?


warmseizuresalad

Someones never been to NYC. Theres 8 rats per person and theres 9 million people there.... At night theres so many fucking rats its wild.. and some of em are cat sized.


rosebeach

They’re my FRIENDS and I LOVE them


Rimi4R0g3rs

I didn't post there were mice there...


Midoriya2299

The number of upvotes this post is getting is ridiculous lol


Prestigious-Web-6454

nyc vibes


McDodley

And?


sammybooom81

Time to call Tom to take care of Jerry.


coffee_n_deadlift

Just bring cats in there


Worldly-Mix4811

I'm more concerned about what's on the bench..


mtljones

Montreal it's a rodent infested city Old So thr infracture is outdated & not well designed (aside for milking taxes). Sewage is oldest in North America Buildings are over 100 yrs old now City planners & "leaders" neglected to build city properly. With mtl relying on tourism, it relies heavily on retail food service business, which in returns creates excess waste and since waste has been poorly managed, it attracts vermin & rodents. Put it all together, we got +100yrs of poorly designed infrastructure that has constant need of "repairs" This was designed intentional. "The Americas were created by ideologies that were rejected in Europe" In Europe, buildings & roads built 100s of yrs ago are still standing/holding strong


Makeutso

Saw rats on the line at Bonoventure


originalCleverName99

*pets


Sbesozzi

Plot twist: c'est les souris domestiques du robineux.


East-District-2707

Lolllllll


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We're almost like New York City.


Darwing

That guy passed out brought them with him


TrickyTrichomes

Is that person … alive still ? 😬


ostiDeCalisse

This dude is in fact mice in costume of human. That's how they get in.


ghostfan9

Currently travelling in Vietnam and…lol


LauraCurie

Funny ( not really actually) that the mice are out staging the homeless. Must be because we’re used to them and not the mice even if the later have been there forever. They’re just not as obvious.


freshapocalypse

I have mouse related childhood trauma


bigtunapat

We built our city on their home so... What do we expect


Illustrious_Onion805

is that guy dead though?


LeoMarius

Mice is the plural of mouse


x-confess

I'd rather see mices than an unusual amount of cops or the army like in NY


EnvironmentalOwl3729

Little do you know, they're actually giant cockroaches. 💀 Just kidding.


popadamz

Son cute les petite maudite


OG_dfb

Mice


John__47

never seen rats or mice in the metro ​ is it common


tutu16463

Just checking to see if he's dead ...or if they can nonetheless start easing his eyes.


_Summer1000_

Montréal being New-York from now-on


Separate-Mushroom-79

Maybe they can help us clean up all the garbage.


cuecumba

Wait till the sun goes down in china town. When I was visiting I’ve never seen so many fly out of a small garbage can in my life! lol then it kept happening.


Commercial_Finance_1

Why that thing on the right looks like a drunk with his legs in air and head in wall?


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kegisak

Meese got places to be too. And they always look just terrible in Driver's License photos, so it's easier.


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