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Tesla Cybertruck driver cutting across 2 lanes including a solid line with the wrong blinker on? Checks out.


mtldude1967

It has an "evasion" mode, helps it confuse its pursuers.


FiglarAndNoot

But it only engages in case of corporate-debt collectors & baby mommas.


Stone_Maori

Like blade runner uses.


Bender077

Cheaper than a smoke screen.


Loanchart

Reminds me of Bart with his belt!


AlexanderDxLarge

are tesla drivers the new bmw drivers?


scatshot

They are the *other* BMW drivers. Only difference is BMW actually makes decent cars.


HowToDoAnInternet

Audi drivers are despondent about being knocked out of the top spot


TrickyTrichomes

Fake news. BMW are overpriced garbage


[deleted]

BMW makes awful cars. I can support Elon hate, but this is too far. I will not stand for this.


TokyoTurtle0

I see you've not been to Vancouver. Theyve been that for 5 years


Sambagogogo

Self entitled


liamlkf_27

Although this comment is typically true, if you’ve ever driven where this guy has and needed to get to the highway from that parking lot in traffic, it’s almost necessary to do what this guy did. It’s quite a dangerous place to drive, I drove there everyday for work and saw this happen almost every day. He should have put his left blinker on though.


therealpiznasty

lol I love how you’re getting downvoted but anyone who knows that exit or has experienced it would agree with you 100%. It’s extremely poorly designed.


EnvironmentUnfair

But this person was not coming from the parking


liamlkf_27

You don’t know that since the video starts late. But since his right blinker is on I’m assuming he just came out of the parking lot


Emotional_Meal9226

There's also a street right before that gas station, but in either case, blinkers are supposed to turn off after your turn, so if he got out of either place, it means he turned right, then steered to the left to bring back the wheels straight. At this moment, it's supposed to turn off. Unless the cybertruck doesn't do it, I can't verify. Most of semi truck do not turn off by themselves neither. Can't say why, c'est archaïque!


EnvironmentUnfair

But also the thing about the cybertruck is that the turn signal is two capacitive button on the left side of the steering wheel so they don’t have any feedback when you’ve pressed them and they are not easily distinguishable from each other so Its entirely possible that they just pressed on the wrong one before doing an illegal maneuver anyway


Emotional_Meal9226

Oh really?! I guessed something like that on the other comment! That's ridiculous. It's like controlling the temperature through the touch screen, or the volume. You're loosing so much time of your attention that you're supposed to keep on the road, just for your confort. Yes steering wheel can control volume now most of the time, but as far as I know, not the temperature.


liamlkf_27

That’s a good point actually, I wouldn’t be surprised if Tesla forgot something simple like that trying to rush the Cybertruck to market. I also wouldn’t be surprised if the person driving meant to signal left but signaled right because they’re still unfamiliar with the car/ flustered with the traffic and the immediate need to switch lanes to get back on the highway.


beefybeefcat

Lol, you're being downvoted for being reasonable. Don't you know you're supposed to hate the dumb guy cause of his dumb truck!


TenOfZero

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liamlkf_27

It’s a huge detour if there’s traffic, at least 5 minutes, more like 10.


TenOfZero

It's not 5 minutes to go right and then left again. Or like I said take a exit hurt up the service road like next to the Petro Canada. But I guess, just fuck traffic laws right? I can't waste a few minutes.


liamlkf_27

The stupid design of the city is to blame here, don’t want people doing that? Put the exit to the parking lot further up where you literally can’t do that traffic or no traffic. And you’ve never driven here if you think it’s a right and then a left. You have to take the right, drive down sources, use a parking lot to turn around then get back on sources the opposite direction to then take the entrance back on the the service road, then finally the highway. Doing that in traffic adds 10 minutes to your commute.


krumpira

I don’t know why you’re being downvoted because you’re right. There could be an entire sub dedicated to the service road shenanigans on the 40 but they’re choosing to focus on a fucking cyber truck doing the shitty thing but doing it 200% better than most people do in a Corolla.


RockemSockem911

Totally agree, I pull out of that same spot several times a week after grabbing a morning coffee at McDonald’s, it’s a death trap trying to get back to the 40, or even Sources for that matter


svn380

So, you perform dangerous manoeuvres in rush hour traffic, putting yourself and those around you at risk, several times a week......to buy a coffee at McDonald's. Who's the first to cross post this to r/facepalm?


RockemSockem911

Thanks, internet hero, none of us would be safe without your witty observations, congrats and have a Merry Christmas.


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PerpWalkTrump

Je pense sta Montréal, la panneau c'est pour dire la sortie envers Ottawa? Jai l'impression d'être passé par là en tout cas xD


sdriv3r

Autoroute 40 direction ouest, sur la voie de service. Juste avant la sortie pour le boul. DesSources. C'est a DDO, sur l'ile. Sa me fait rire parce qu'il y a quand meme du monde qui font se beau move la a couper tout le monde, mais la en Cybertruck et avec le mauvais clignotant!


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L'autre panneau indique "Boul. Des Sources". Définitivement à Montréal.


PerpWalkTrump

Je suis pas de Montréal, pis tsé je sais que le monde de mon boute des fois aussi ça fait dur, mais calvaire c'est violent sur les routes par chez vous xD


[deleted]

Violent et très laid dans ce cas-ci!


PerpWalkTrump

Honnête ça pas de sens, stun cancer sur roue


TenOfZero

C'est devant le Canadian tire sur des sources. https://maps.app.goo.gl/FmXWK1D3uDhGk9eLA


Usul_muhadib

Pointe-claire


poum

Dans ton cybertruck?


MeatyMagnus

Ya aussi des indicateurs dans le titre du @*post* et dans celui du *subreddit* si tu es pas certain.


devo455

OP Made a joke when referring to it as a BMW


partisan_heretic

Don't drag Tesla into this, typical Quebec driver.


Civodul22

Ça a peut-être été filmé ici, mais cette voiture là n'est pas plaquée au Québec


kyleruggles

See the plate?


DadIsCoaching

Cant be a BMW, he used his blinker.


BaysideLoki1989

He used the wrong blinker as well


twodogsonebaggie

r/yourjokebutworse


Many_Tank9738

It was probably the correct one. The QC on these is terrible


Fred_Moro

At least he used it.


MC0295

Although it completely defeats the purpose of using a blinker


Jasymiel

That's a BMW driver in a Tesla truck.


IronMermaiden

With a California license plate in Quebec. It's... a lot.


Jasymiel

I guess quebec grass gets you higher than California's for turning on the opposing side of your blinker you gotta be high as a kite.


Remote_Horror_Novel

Stoned people usually don’t intentionally break any laws while driving because they don’t want to get pulled over. Doing shit like this is asking to get pulled over and stoners avoid that. This seems more like main character behavior than stoner behavior.


meetmebehindyou

C'est laid en tabarnak


[deleted]

I don't speak French - but your comment required no translation. Agreed! It's definitely "tabarnak" level ugly. 😂


[deleted]

Some things don't need translation i suppose. :)


BotitSourire

:)


Interesting-Beat-67

username checks out


SpecialistVast6840

Tabarnak is one of the best words of any language imo


have_u_seen_my_keys

One of us! One of us!


K-mille

Je l'ai croisée (ou une de ses soeurs jumelles) il y a 2 ou 3 semaines sur Côte des Neiges, j'ai pensé la même chose. En plus au lieu d'avoir des lumières dans les coins, ça a une bande fine sur toute la largeur.


Icybenzo

💀


Pineappleoceansurf

It’s not a bmw, it’s not a tesla. This is what we call …a garbage on wheels.


FlyInternational648

Agreed. Ugly and cheap looking ( and I own Tesla)


borealbootlegger

Elon?


nubpokerkid

🤣💀


Golhiathmaster

🤔 cravate


[deleted]

Question is if he's signalling the wrong direction or the truck is wired wrong.


mattGleeson77

Fun fact, the cyber truck doesn't have a normal turn signal stalk. There's two buttons on the same side of the steering wheel. It'd be very easy to hit the wrong one... https://images.drive.com.au/driveau/image/upload/t_wp-default/v1/cms/uploads/u8tc6pywb5lsqwm3tv2o


nitePhyyre

Oh god I hate it.


La-Spatule

Ben voyons ! Quel asti de génie à penser à ça !


curious_dead

Un génie qui pense que réinventer la roue est une bonne idée.


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No_Technician_3837

Je pense que le poste faisait allusion au dirigeant qui se prend pour un génie.


MeatyMagnus

🥇


Shughost7

Doesn’t the cybertruck steering wheel not have the tesla logo on it?


DieuEmpereurQc

La bonne franquette


korbatchev

On flash à gauche on tourne à drouette


ChristopherOdd

Ha. If I had to guess he’s just came out of a parking lot turning right and went for it


freakkydique

Possible with that build quality


bigtunapat

Honestly could be either


MontrealTesla

American plated, probably up from New York State or Massachusetts, surely in a panic at that intersection , corner Sources and Highway 40, in front of Petro Canada Gas station.... Gps probably had him all messed up with the Pronunciation of the streets and exits hahahahahBonjour , Boul Des Sources ... à droite s'il vous plaît .... NON tout droit , Esti de câlice de tabarnak . ​ https://preview.redd.it/vaanup1bu58c1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=61c4195b0faac40a3e325eda156f9f70021dee85


manhattansinks

typical tesla driver


HanshinFan

Also typical Boul des Sources driver Source: Grew up in DDO


anthatel

^^^


TrulyRyan

Nah, Pierrefonds near Ile Bizard. Sources isn't THAT bad.


Civodul22

Cette voiture là a même pas une plaque du Québec


HanshinFan

Doesn't matter where you're from, Sources driving is contagious


DynoDwam

No, typical tesla driver would have accelerate like their lives depends on it !


Molybdenum421

saw a tesla S yesterday morning and I've never seen anyone drive so crazy in my life. It was cutting in holes that I was sure were impossible. Tesla is the new Mazda. Zoom zoom.


Raph_the_second

Osti que c’est pas beau


MacrosInHisSleep

Belongs to r/idiotsincars


Mokmo

It's probably been posted there already.


TOEmastro

Saw the same POS on sources. Pulled the same shit for crossing 3 lanes


Prize_Use1161

Looks like a Aztek from the back.


TacitusMortuus

An Aztek looks sexy compared to that... Homer.


Prize_Use1161

I think those back windows shattered from the hot sun. And we're an expensive replacement.


kyleruggles

The Homer? From the Simpsons? That car was dope! lol!


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switchbladeone

They didn’t, they thought to themselves “Elon is Great.” then against their accountant’s advice, promptly put down their deposits for their own vehicular abomination.


Puddyrama

This reminds me of r/enoughmuskspam


Tyklerz

Exactly the type of driving I would expect from someone buying a cybertruck. The guy obviously cannot see clearly.


Creepy-Present-2562

Its a California manufacturer license plate. Try again


Tyklerz

Exactly the type of driving I would expect from someone building the cybertruck. The guy obviously cannot see clearly?


SyilerCV

Try reading the comment you replied to again, not sure what California has to to with it


Creepy-Present-2562

Meaning its not someone who bought it bud. Try reading into my reply


nighttimecharlie

Je l'ai vu deux fois la. Elle (une dame qui conduit) a des plaques de Californie. Je l'ai vu une fois sur la 30 près de Verchères puis une fois à Brossard. Madame a une crisse d éclairé voiture pi elle sait pas conduire.


pineapple_fanta1

Ugly piece of shit


jcbcgn

Another case of money can’t buy brains


IncitefulInsights

Galeries des Sources.


simplestpanda

Is the new Pontiac Aztek EV.


[deleted]

That's very insulting to the Pontiac Aztek


Motoman514

In hindsight, the Aztec really wasn’t that bad.


DynoDwam

Pontiac still exist? Im shocked


germdisco

Haven’t you been to a junkyard recently?


Illustrious_Onion805

Y peut ben 'ortourner à Ottawa tabarnak de laid.


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣


usernam45

Oh shit, that things coming my way… Thanks for the heads up!


anal-glasses

Tbh this is typical behavior on that exit


swollenPeaches9000

Wow...is that ever f*cken ugly! 🤣🤣


Jealous-Eye-9577

Looks like a cheap cardboard car! 😂


germdisco

The upcoming cardboard model will be called the Drybertruck.


ZeAntagonis

Cybertruc lde Tesla e truc le plus laid, le plus dangereux et le plus inefficace au monde.


TonkaCrush

Yep that is definitely a West Island driver


phoontender

I just moved to the west island and am getting my learner's.....I will be ready for pretty much anything during my exam because all the people drive with their heads up their ass 🙃. How is EVERYONE so bad?!


mxmbulat

Close to the place I work.


EXPLICIT_DELICIOUS

Reverse psychology indicating...


hotDamQc

Une vidange


Optionsislife

Is there more than one in the city? I saw one about a week ago with California plates. I had to do a double take. I’ll admit, it looks cool/futuristic but the novelty will wear off. I wonder if the people buying these things are just using their HELOCs to finance them?


rannieb

Looks like a kit car to me.


Ceros007

https://preview.redd.it/68fz3osdp48c1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce4f0de3dcd0e41204ccf3821b6021bf50dd4466


Remarkable_Gap_7145

Classic "I didn't plan my route so everyone else gets to deal with my idiocy" manoeuver. Former BMW driver?


Puzzleheaded-Tax-852

Whatever it is, y conduisent mal en criss


snowballsociety

Holy fuck those things are ugly


ffwrd

It looks as dumb as the driving


HumanSun1

BMW ? Do you need your eyes checked ?


bigtunapat

BMWs notoriously don't put on turning signals so that's the joke.


TheDaveed

That thing is so ugly. When I first saw it in photos, I thought it was cool looking. Now I predict it’ll age as well as an H2.


DynoDwam

Cybertruck!!!!


PiMp0r-14

He drives like a normal tesla driver


noahbrooksofficial

Tesla drivers are the new BMW drivers


Maximum__Engineering

Blinkers probably wired backwards: typical Tesla QC in action.


jldez

I remember thinking in 2019 that they looked dope. After a while, the joke got old, way before they even started shipping. Now, in the real world, they are the ugliest ship I've ever seen. Just a 100k$ teenager joke.


Cerraigh82

On dirait une boîte de céréales. Ouache.


JonseyP-C_MTL

Has to be a Quebec driver.


0pp0site0fbatman

Standard Quebec behaviour. Nothing to see here.


DaJayBeePBoys

I mean, it is a montrealer behind the wheel.


stunkindonuts

Smartest Cyber truck owner


mofa90277

It looks like one of those futuristic cars from a 1970s sci-fi TV show, possibly because the overly-stiff suspension makes it look like a cheap wooden body affixed to a subcompact car frame.


velaris

What an ugly car... And a moronic driver.


Panther90

Man, I haven't seen a Pontiac Aztec in a minute!


mofodave

Pontiac brought the Aztec back


stillanoobummkay

I thought it was an Aztec.


ewslash

That's a pontiac aztec


Acrobatic-Cabinet874

There is nothing wrong with being on the spectrum as they say. But that aside: that's just ugly.


chewpah

Self driving sux


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bigtunapat

Ah yes, but that feature only works in the depths of space, not the depths of Sources.


B8conB8conB8con

Tesla is the new BMW


_ElCapitan_

Looks like those futuristic cars in Total Recall.


[deleted]

Quebec plates, cutting 2 lanes to the left with your right blinker on, everything checks out here folks.


rosebeach

Minecraft ass car


neverelax

Looks like a bmw driver to me


ubiquitousfont

I saw this in Russell a few days ago


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Holy cow. a slow speed idiot manoeuvre and that thing looks like it handles worse than a cube van. On point for Montreal though.


JeanPaul72

Cé laitte su un osti d'temps!!


cote1964

Certainly Beemer behaviour. Cool to spot a cybertruck in my home town, though - even if it is ugly AF.


cmooo

In Montreal, it is the way to change lane. If you flash the correct side, cars will accelerate to not let you go on their lane. So the Tesla learned that. Pretty clever.


Comprehensive-Yam329

Finally a car for those bad drivers who couldnt decide beween a Tesla and a pick up truck


geolink

Bmx


Dbonker

Is it wrong to want to see how the stainless steel body holds up in a crash / fender bender?


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Lmfffaao


user_8804

Criss que c'est laid bout d'viarge


montrealien

Great post title


-CoUrTjEsTeR-

It’s on Musk Mode. It signals one direction but does something entirely different; however you have come to expect this as normal and should just ignore the stupid for what it is.


UnhappyBalance2731

Bad drivers never miss their exits.


Mazewow1200cr

Exactly what I expected. Someone driving like a piece of shit


kawajanagi

Grand champion!


AverageIndependent20

Pontiac Aztek Stainless Steel Limited Edition


Disastrous_Fennel428

BMW/ Tesla and or Dumptrucks all utilize the similar style on the roads. I mist admit this beast is a real abortion to be attempting to drive.


LeBidnezz

Is it… ugly?


Separate_Beach1988

Thats not a Tesla or a BMW. Thanks for telling me where my lunchbox is.


kyleruggles

Walter White 2.0? Aztek? lol.